Here's a gory kinda story, 'bout an obese a forty inch waist and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of shape with a chin, Her brassiere fear in the hearts of men,
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Me and Terry hopped a ferry, we were lookin a dip hit the ship we were almost tossed It was a big bremelo on my toe, An enormous jelly-belly to say hello I was really frightened as she looked my way, I tried to run here buns made the ferry sway To be she was fat and ready for combat On the way to Bremerton the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not or mistaken' 'bout the big ol' duck, She had hairy underarms and a gut, Her hair was and wavy, drove my pit bull crazy, A Bremerton chasin' fella's in the Navy, At the she's the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' wear a jacket if ya ever try and freak her Look at her physique, she ain't my freak, The floor creaks when the beast starts reaching her The a bremelo. just a bremelo.
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You can't the way she snores ''cause she blows down doors, Baby's got the kinda face a mother adores, A big basket ball head, her ten inch feet, Big lips, No hips, with the of a beast, I couldn't put her in my or my tranny would break, I've of dirt because of poverty, but she took the cake, When it to Kool-Aid, the girl would drink it in pints, Ya go to school for years and ya still in the ninth? Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, chinned, unattractive duck, Ya boyfriend freaks up to make a buck, Hangin' 'round & Pike on a ten speed bike, you could say I'm a liar, but ya know I'm right Ya talk behind my because I dropped you flat, And ya never take a shower ''cause ya too fat So ya man was smart when he broke your Because if Mix-A-Lot'd cut cha youd'a fell Wearing slacks with elastic in the back You could flatten in a wrestling match Ya got lips like a character in cartoon a pink posterior ya big baboon Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now Bremerton's a city outside of mine, Most there are ducks but a few are fine But the ones that I speak about, use their faces trout, Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, You know what I'm 'bout Mud Ducks, Hocky Pucks, Drivers of trucks, Lame brains, Trains, to pick them up you have to strain, Big Butt, Crew Cut, Gut, Big Mamma bod, make ya (?????????) kinda rough