Here's a gory kinda story, an obese freak a forty inch waist and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of with a triple chin, Her strikes fear in the hearts of men,
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Me and Terry hopped a ferry, we lookin Swass a dip hit the ship we were almost tossed It was a big bremelo on my toe, An jelly-belly tryin' to say hello I was really kinda as she looked my way, I to run because here buns made the ferry sway To be blunt she was fat and for combat On the way to Bremerton the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not fakin' or 'bout the big ol' duck, She had hairy underarms and a gut, Her hair was and wavy, drove my pit bull crazy, A Bremerton chasin' fella's in the Navy, At the movie the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' wear a life if ya ever try and freak her at her physique, she ain't my kinda freak, The floor creaks when the starts reaching her peak The a bremelo. just a bremelo.
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You can't ignore the way she snores ''cause she blows doors, Baby's got the kinda face a mother adores, A big ball head, with her ten inch feet, Big lips, No hips, with the of a beast, I couldn't put her in my Caddy or my tranny break, I've heard of dirt because of poverty, but she the cake, When it comes to Kool-Aid, the girl would it in pints, Ya go to school for twenty years and ya in the ninth? Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, triple chinned, duck, Ya beats freaks up to make a buck, 'round Third & Pike on a ten speed bike, you could say that I'm a liar, but ya know I'm Ya talk behind my back because I you flat, And ya never a shower ''cause ya too damn fat So ya man was smart when he broke heart if Mix-A-Lot'd cut cha youd'a fell apart Wearing Polyester with elastic in the back You could flatten in a wrestling match Ya got lips like a character in some With a pink posterior ya big Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now a city right outside of mine, Most girls there are but a few are fine But the ones that I speak about, use their faces trout, Vacuum for a mouth, You know what I'm talkin' 'bout Mud Ducks, Hocky Pucks, of Mack trucks, Lame brains, Deisel Trains, to pick up you have to strain, Big Butt, Cut, Extra-Ordinary Gut, Big Mamma kinda bod, ya (?????????) kinda rough