Here's a gory kinda story, 'bout an freak With a forty inch waist and a ten beak, Overweight and out of with a triple chin, Her brassiere fear in the hearts of men,
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Me and Terry hopped a ferry, we lookin Swass When a dip hit the ship we almost tossed It was a big bremelo on my toe, An enormous jelly-belly to say hello I was kinda frightened as she looked my way, I tried to run because here made the ferry sway To be blunt she was fat and for combat On the way to Bremerton the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not or mistaken' 'bout the big ol' duck, She had hairy and a whoppin' gut, Her hair was short and wavy, drove my pit crazy, A Bremerton beast chasin' in the Navy, At the she's the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' a life jacket if ya ever try and freak her Look at her physique, she ain't my freak, The floor creaks when the beast reaching her peak The a bremelo. She's a bremelo.
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You can't ignore the way she snores ''cause she down doors, Baby's got the kinda face only a adores, A big basket head, with her ten inch feet, Big lips, No hips, the smell of a beast, I put her in my Caddy or my tranny would break, heard of dirt because of poverty, but she took the cake, When it to Kool-Aid, the girl would drink it in pints, Ya go to for twenty years and ya still in the ninth? Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, chinned, unattractive duck, Ya boyfriend beats up to make a buck, Hangin' 'round Third & Pike on a ten bike, you could say that I'm a liar, but ya I'm right Ya talk behind my back I dropped you flat, And ya never a shower ''cause ya too damn fat So ya man was smart when he your heart Because if cut cha youd'a fell apart Polyester slacks with elastic in the back You could flatten Schwarzenegger in a wrestling Ya got lips a character in some cartoon With a posterior ya big baboon Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now Bremerton's a city right of mine, Most there are ducks but a few are fine But the ones that I about, use their faces catching trout, Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, You know what I'm 'bout Mud Ducks, Hocky Pucks, Drivers of trucks, Lame brains, Deisel Trains, to them up you have to strain, Big Butt, Cut, Extra-Ordinary Gut, Big Mamma kinda bod, ya (?????????) kinda rough