Here's a gory story, 'bout an obese freak With a inch waist and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of shape with a chin, Her brassiere strikes fear in the of men,
The a bremelo The a bremelo
Me and Terry hopped a ferry, we were lookin When a dip hit the ship we almost tossed It was a big bremelo on my toe, An enormous tryin' to say hello I was really kinda as she looked my way, I tried to run because buns made the ferry sway To be blunt she was fat and for combat On the way to Bremerton the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not fakin' or mistaken' the big ol' duck, She had underarms and a whoppin' gut, Her hair was and wavy, drove my pit bull crazy, A Bremerton beast fella's in the Navy, At the she's the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' wear a life jacket if ya try and freak her Look at her physique, she ain't my freak, The creaks when the beast starts reaching her peak The a bremelo. She's a bremelo.
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You can't ignore the way she snores ''cause she down doors, Baby's got the kinda only a mother adores, A big basket ball head, with her ten feet, Big lips, No hips, the smell of a beast, I couldn't put her in my or my tranny would break, I've heard of dirt because of poverty, but she the cake, it comes to Kool-Aid, the girl would drink it in pints, Ya go to for twenty years and ya still in the ninth? Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, triple chinned, duck, Ya beats freaks up to make a buck, Hangin' Third & Pike on a ten speed bike, you could say that I'm a liar, but ya know I'm Ya behind my back because I dropped you flat, And ya never take a shower ''cause ya too fat So ya man was smart when he broke heart Because if cut cha youd'a fell apart Wearing Polyester slacks elastic in the back You flatten Schwarzenegger in a wrestling match Ya got like a character in some cartoon a pink posterior ya big baboon Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now Bremerton's a right outside of mine, girls there are ducks but a few are fine But the that I speak about, use their faces catching trout, Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, You know what I'm 'bout Mud Ducks, Hocky Pucks, of Mack trucks, Lame brains, Deisel Trains, to pick up you have to strain, Big Butt, Crew Cut, Gut, Big Mamma bod, make ya (?????????) kinda rough