Here's a kinda story, 'bout an obese freak With a forty waist and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of shape a triple chin, Her brassiere strikes in the hearts of men,
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Me and Terry a ferry, we were lookin Swass When a dip hit the ship we almost tossed It was a big standing on my toe, An enormous jelly-belly to say hello I was really kinda as she looked my way, I tried to run because here buns made the ferry To be blunt she was fat and for combat On the way to where the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not or mistaken' 'bout the big ol' duck, She had hairy and a whoppin' gut, Her was short and wavy, drove my pit bull crazy, A beast chasin' fella's in the Navy, At the movie the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' wear a life jacket if ya ever try and her Look at her physique, she my kinda freak, The floor creaks when the beast reaching her peak The a bremelo. She's a bremelo.
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You can't the way she snores ''cause she blows down doors, got the kinda face only a mother adores, A big basket head, with her ten inch feet, Big lips, No hips, the smell of a beast, I couldn't put her in my Caddy or my tranny break, I've of dirt because of poverty, but she took the cake, When it comes to Kool-Aid, the girl drink it in pints, Ya go to for twenty years and ya still in the ninth? Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, chinned, unattractive duck, Ya boyfriend beats up to make a buck, Hangin' Third & Pike on a ten speed bike, you could say I'm a liar, but ya know I'm right Ya talk behind my back I dropped you flat, And ya never take a ''cause ya too damn fat So ya man was when he broke your heart Because if Mix-A-Lot'd cut cha youd'a fell Polyester slacks with elastic in the back You flatten Schwarzenegger in a wrestling match Ya got lips like a character in cartoon a pink posterior ya big baboon Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now Bremerton's a right outside of mine, girls there are ducks but a few are fine But the ones I speak about, use their faces catching trout, Vacuum for a mouth, You know what I'm talkin' 'bout Mud Ducks, Hocky Pucks, Drivers of trucks, Lame brains, Deisel Trains, to pick them up you to strain, Big Butt, Crew Cut, Gut, Big Mamma kinda bod, ya (?????????) kinda rough