Here's a gory kinda story, 'bout an obese With a forty waist and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of with a triple chin, Her strikes fear in the hearts of men,
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Me and Terry a ferry, we were lookin Swass When a dip hit the ship we were almost It was a big standing on my toe, An enormous tryin' to say hello I was really frightened as she looked my way, I to run because here buns made the ferry sway To be she was fat and ready for combat On the way to Bremerton the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not or mistaken' 'bout the big ol' duck, She had hairy and a whoppin' gut, Her hair was short and wavy, drove my pit crazy, A Bremerton chasin' fella's in the Navy, At the she's the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' wear a life jacket if ya try and freak her Look at her physique, she ain't my freak, The floor creaks when the starts reaching her peak The a bremelo. just a bremelo.
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You can't ignore the way she snores ''cause she down doors, Baby's got the kinda only a mother adores, A big basket ball head, her ten inch feet, Big lips, No hips, with the of a beast, I couldn't put her in my or my tranny would break, I've of dirt because of poverty, but she took the cake, When it comes to Kool-Aid, the girl drink it in pints, Ya go to for twenty years and ya still in the ninth? Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, chinned, unattractive duck, Ya boyfriend beats up to make a buck, Hangin' 'round & Pike on a ten speed bike, you could say I'm a liar, but ya know I'm right Ya behind my back because I dropped you flat, And ya never take a shower ''cause ya too fat So ya man was smart when he broke your Because if Mix-A-Lot'd cut cha youd'a fell Wearing Polyester slacks elastic in the back You could flatten Schwarzenegger in a match Ya got like a character in some cartoon With a pink ya big baboon Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now Bremerton's a right outside of mine, Most there are ducks but a few are fine But the that I speak about, use their faces catching trout, Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, You know what I'm talkin' Mud Ducks, Hocky Pucks, of Mack trucks, Lame brains, Deisel Trains, to them up you have to strain, Big Butt, Crew Cut, Gut, Big Mamma kinda bod, ya (?????????) kinda rough