Here's a gory story, 'bout an obese freak With a forty inch and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of shape with a chin, Her strikes fear in the hearts of men,
The a bremelo The a bremelo
Me and Terry a ferry, we were lookin Swass When a dip hit the ship we were tossed It was a big bremelo on my toe, An enormous jelly-belly to say hello I was kinda frightened as she looked my way, I tried to run because here made the ferry sway To be blunt she was fat and for combat On the way to Bremerton the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not or mistaken' 'bout the big ol' duck, She had underarms and a whoppin' gut, Her hair was short and wavy, my pit bull crazy, A Bremerton beast chasin' in the Navy, At the she's the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' wear a jacket if ya ever try and freak her Look at her physique, she my kinda freak, The creaks when the beast starts reaching her peak The a bremelo. just a bremelo.
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You can't the way she snores ''cause she blows down doors, Baby's got the face only a mother adores, A big basket ball head, her ten inch feet, Big lips, No hips, with the of a beast, I couldn't put her in my or my tranny would break, I've heard of because of poverty, but she took the cake, When it comes to Kool-Aid, the girl would it in pints, Ya go to school for twenty years and ya still in the Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, chinned, unattractive duck, Ya boyfriend beats up to make a buck, 'round Third & Pike on a ten speed bike, you could say I'm a liar, but ya know I'm right Ya behind my back because I dropped you flat, And ya never take a shower ya too damn fat So ya man was smart when he your heart Because if Mix-A-Lot'd cut cha youd'a fell Wearing Polyester slacks with elastic in the You could flatten Schwarzenegger in a match Ya got lips a character in some cartoon With a pink posterior ya big Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now Bremerton's a city outside of mine, Most girls there are but a few are fine But the ones that I speak about, use faces catching trout, Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, You know I'm talkin' 'bout Mud Ducks, Pucks, Drivers of Mack trucks, Lame brains, Deisel Trains, to them up you have to strain, Big Butt, Cut, Extra-Ordinary Gut, Big Mamma kinda bod, ya (?????????) kinda rough