Here's a gory kinda story, an obese freak a forty inch waist and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of with a triple chin, Her brassiere strikes fear in the of men,
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Me and Terry hopped a ferry, we were lookin When a dip hit the ship we almost tossed It was a big standing on my toe, An jelly-belly tryin' to say hello I was really kinda frightened as she my way, I tried to run because here buns the ferry sway To be blunt she was fat and ready for On the way to Bremerton the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not fakin' or 'bout the big ol' duck, She had underarms and a whoppin' gut, Her hair was short and wavy, drove my pit crazy, A Bremerton beast fella's in the Navy, At the movie the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' wear a life if ya ever try and freak her at her physique, she ain't my kinda freak, The floor creaks when the beast starts her peak The a bremelo. She's a bremelo.
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You ignore the way she snores ''cause she blows down doors, Baby's got the face only a mother adores, A big basket ball head, with her ten feet, Big lips, No hips, the smell of a beast, I couldn't put her in my Caddy or my tranny break, I've heard of dirt because of poverty, but she the cake, When it comes to Kool-Aid, the would drink it in pints, Ya go to school for twenty years and ya still in the Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, chinned, unattractive duck, Ya boyfriend freaks up to make a buck, 'round Third & Pike on a ten speed bike, you could say that I'm a liar, but ya I'm right Ya talk my back because I dropped you flat, And ya never take a shower ''cause ya too fat So ya man was smart when he broke heart if Mix-A-Lot'd cut cha youd'a fell apart Wearing slacks with elastic in the back You flatten Schwarzenegger in a wrestling match Ya got like a character in some cartoon With a pink ya big baboon Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now Bremerton's a city outside of mine, Most there are ducks but a few are fine But the ones I speak about, use their faces catching trout, Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, You what I'm talkin' 'bout Mud Ducks, Hocky Pucks, of Mack trucks, Lame brains, Deisel Trains, to them up you have to strain, Big Butt, Crew Cut, Gut, Big Mamma kinda bod, make ya (?????????) kinda