Here's a gory story, 'bout an obese freak With a forty waist and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of shape with a chin, Her brassiere fear in the hearts of men,
The a bremelo The a bremelo
Me and Terry a ferry, we were lookin Swass When a dip hit the we were almost tossed It was a big standing on my toe, An jelly-belly tryin' to say hello I was really frightened as she looked my way, I tried to run here buns made the ferry sway To be blunt she was fat and ready for On the way to where the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not fakin' or 'bout the big ol' duck, She had underarms and a whoppin' gut, Her was short and wavy, drove my pit bull crazy, A Bremerton beast chasin' in the Navy, At the she's the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' wear a life jacket if ya try and freak her Look at her physique, she ain't my freak, The floor creaks when the beast reaching her peak The a bremelo. just a bremelo.
the beat!
You can't ignore the way she snores ''cause she down doors, Baby's got the kinda only a mother adores, A big ball head, with her ten inch feet, Big lips, No hips, the smell of a beast, I couldn't put her in my Caddy or my would break, I've heard of dirt of poverty, but she took the cake, When it comes to Kool-Aid, the girl drink it in pints, Ya go to school for twenty and ya still in the ninth? Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, triple chinned, duck, Ya boyfriend beats up to make a buck, Hangin' 'round & Pike on a ten speed bike, you could say that I'm a liar, but ya I'm right Ya talk my back because I dropped you flat, And ya never a shower ''cause ya too damn fat So ya man was smart when he broke your Because if Mix-A-Lot'd cut cha youd'a fell Wearing Polyester slacks with in the back You could Schwarzenegger in a wrestling match Ya got lips like a character in some With a pink posterior ya big Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now Bremerton's a right outside of mine, Most girls are ducks but a few are fine But the ones that I speak about, use their catching trout, Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, You know what I'm 'bout Mud Ducks, Pucks, Drivers of Mack trucks, Lame brains, Deisel Trains, to pick up you have to strain, Big Butt, Crew Cut, Gut, Big Mamma kinda bod, make ya (?????????) kinda