Here's a kinda story, 'bout an obese freak With a inch waist and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of shape with a chin, Her strikes fear in the hearts of men,
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Me and Terry a ferry, we were lookin Swass When a dip hit the ship we almost tossed It was a big bremelo on my toe, An enormous jelly-belly tryin' to say I was really frightened as she looked my way, I tried to run because here buns the ferry sway To be blunt she was fat and ready for On the way to where the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not fakin' or mistaken' the big ol' duck, She had underarms and a whoppin' gut, Her was short and wavy, drove my pit bull crazy, A beast chasin' fella's in the Navy, At the movie the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' wear a jacket if ya ever try and freak her at her physique, she ain't my kinda freak, The floor creaks when the beast reaching her peak The a bremelo. She's a bremelo.
the beat!
You can't the way she snores ''cause she blows down doors, Baby's got the face only a mother adores, A big basket ball head, her ten inch feet, Big lips, No hips, the smell of a beast, I couldn't put her in my Caddy or my would break, I've of dirt because of poverty, but she took the cake, When it comes to Kool-Aid, the girl would it in pints, Ya go to school for twenty and ya still in the ninth? Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, chinned, unattractive duck, Ya boyfriend beats up to make a buck, 'round Third & Pike on a ten speed bike, you could say that I'm a liar, but ya know I'm Ya talk behind my because I dropped you flat, And ya never a shower ''cause ya too damn fat So ya man was smart when he broke your Because if Mix-A-Lot'd cut cha youd'a apart Polyester slacks with elastic in the back You could flatten Schwarzenegger in a match Ya got like a character in some cartoon With a pink ya big baboon Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now a city right outside of mine, Most girls are ducks but a few are fine But the ones that I speak about, use faces catching trout, Vacuum for a mouth, You know what I'm talkin' 'bout Mud Ducks, Hocky Pucks, Drivers of trucks, Lame brains, Deisel Trains, to them up you have to strain, Big Butt, Crew Cut, Gut, Big Mamma kinda bod, make ya (?????????) rough