Here's a gory story, 'bout an obese freak With a inch waist and a ten inch beak, and out of shape with a triple chin, Her brassiere fear in the hearts of men,
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Me and Terry a ferry, we were lookin Swass When a dip hit the ship we were almost It was a big bremelo on my toe, An enormous tryin' to say hello I was kinda frightened as she looked my way, I to run because here buns made the ferry sway To be she was fat and ready for combat On the way to Bremerton the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not fakin' or 'bout the big ol' duck, She had hairy underarms and a gut, Her was short and wavy, drove my pit bull crazy, A beast chasin' fella's in the Navy, At the she's the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' wear a life if ya ever try and freak her at her physique, she ain't my kinda freak, The floor creaks when the beast starts reaching her The a bremelo. She's a bremelo.
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You can't ignore the way she ''cause she blows down doors, Baby's got the kinda face a mother adores, A big basket head, with her ten inch feet, Big lips, No hips, the smell of a beast, I couldn't put her in my Caddy or my would break, heard of dirt because of poverty, but she took the cake, When it comes to Kool-Aid, the would drink it in pints, Ya go to school for years and ya still in the ninth? Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, triple chinned, duck, Ya boyfriend freaks up to make a buck, Hangin' 'round Third & on a ten speed bike, you say that I'm a liar, but ya know I'm right Ya talk behind my back I dropped you flat, And ya take a shower ''cause ya too damn fat So ya man was when he broke your heart if Mix-A-Lot'd cut cha youd'a fell apart Wearing slacks with elastic in the back You flatten Schwarzenegger in a wrestling match Ya got lips like a in some cartoon a pink posterior ya big baboon Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now Bremerton's a city outside of mine, Most there are ducks but a few are fine But the ones that I speak about, use faces catching trout, Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, You know I'm talkin' 'bout Mud Ducks, Hocky Pucks, of Mack trucks, Lame brains, Trains, to pick them up you have to strain, Big Butt, Crew Cut, Gut, Big Mamma kinda bod, ya (?????????) kinda rough