Here's a gory story, 'bout an obese freak a forty inch waist and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of shape with a chin, Her brassiere fear in the hearts of men,
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Me and hopped a ferry, we were lookin Swass When a dip hit the ship we almost tossed It was a big standing on my toe, An enormous jelly-belly tryin' to say I was really frightened as she looked my way, I tried to run because here buns made the sway To be blunt she was fat and for combat On the way to Bremerton the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not fakin' or mistaken' the big ol' duck, She had hairy underarms and a gut, Her was short and wavy, drove my pit bull crazy, A Bremerton beast fella's in the Navy, At the movie the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' wear a jacket if ya ever try and freak her at her physique, she ain't my kinda freak, The floor when the beast starts reaching her peak The a bremelo. just a bremelo.
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You can't ignore the way she snores she blows down doors, got the kinda face only a mother adores, A big basket head, with her ten inch feet, Big lips, No hips, with the of a beast, I couldn't put her in my Caddy or my tranny break, I've heard of dirt of poverty, but she took the cake, it comes to Kool-Aid, the girl would drink it in pints, Ya go to school for twenty and ya still in the ninth? Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, triple chinned, duck, Ya boyfriend beats up to make a buck, Hangin' 'round Third & on a ten speed bike, you could say that I'm a liar, but ya I'm right Ya behind my back because I dropped you flat, And ya take a shower ''cause ya too damn fat So ya man was smart when he your heart Because if cut cha youd'a fell apart Wearing Polyester with elastic in the back You flatten Schwarzenegger in a wrestling match Ya got lips like a character in cartoon With a pink posterior ya big Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now Bremerton's a right outside of mine, Most girls are ducks but a few are fine But the ones I speak about, use their faces catching trout, Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, You know what I'm talkin' Mud Ducks, Hocky Pucks, Drivers of trucks, Lame brains, Deisel Trains, to them up you have to strain, Big Butt, Crew Cut, Gut, Big Mamma kinda bod, make ya (?????????) kinda