Here's a gory story, 'bout an obese freak With a forty waist and a ten inch beak, and out of shape with a triple chin, Her brassiere strikes fear in the of men,
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Me and Terry hopped a ferry, we were lookin When a dip hit the ship we almost tossed It was a big bremelo on my toe, An jelly-belly tryin' to say hello I was kinda frightened as she looked my way, I tried to run because here buns the ferry sway To be she was fat and ready for combat On the way to Bremerton the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not or mistaken' 'bout the big ol' duck, She had underarms and a whoppin' gut, Her was short and wavy, drove my pit bull crazy, A beast chasin' fella's in the Navy, At the she's the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' wear a life jacket if ya try and freak her Look at her physique, she ain't my freak, The floor creaks when the starts reaching her peak The a bremelo. She's a bremelo.
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You can't ignore the way she ''cause she blows down doors, Baby's got the kinda only a mother adores, A big basket ball head, with her ten feet, Big lips, No hips, with the of a beast, I put her in my Caddy or my tranny would break, I've heard of because of poverty, but she took the cake, When it comes to Kool-Aid, the girl drink it in pints, Ya go to school for twenty and ya still in the ninth? Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, triple chinned, duck, Ya boyfriend beats freaks up to a buck, Hangin' 'round Third & Pike on a ten bike, you could say I'm a liar, but ya know I'm right Ya behind my back because I dropped you flat, And ya never a shower ''cause ya too damn fat So ya man was when he broke your heart Because if cut cha youd'a fell apart Wearing Polyester with elastic in the back You flatten Schwarzenegger in a wrestling match Ya got like a character in some cartoon With a pink posterior ya big Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now Bremerton's a city outside of mine, Most there are ducks but a few are fine But the ones that I speak about, use faces catching trout, Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, You know what I'm 'bout Mud Ducks, Hocky Pucks, of Mack trucks, Lame brains, Trains, to pick them up you have to strain, Big Butt, Cut, Extra-Ordinary Gut, Big Mamma kinda bod, make ya (?????????) rough