Here's a gory kinda story, an obese freak With a inch waist and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of shape with a chin, Her brassiere strikes fear in the of men,
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Me and Terry hopped a ferry, we lookin Swass a dip hit the ship we were almost tossed It was a big standing on my toe, An enormous jelly-belly to say hello I was really frightened as she looked my way, I tried to run here buns made the ferry sway To be blunt she was fat and ready for On the way to where the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not fakin' or mistaken' the big ol' duck, She had hairy underarms and a gut, Her hair was short and wavy, drove my pit crazy, A Bremerton chasin' fella's in the Navy, At the she's the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' a life jacket if ya ever try and freak her at her physique, she ain't my kinda freak, The floor creaks when the beast starts her peak The a bremelo. She's a bremelo.
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You can't ignore the way she snores she blows down doors, Baby's got the face only a mother adores, A big basket ball head, with her ten feet, Big lips, No hips, the smell of a beast, I couldn't put her in my Caddy or my tranny break, I've heard of dirt because of poverty, but she the cake, When it to Kool-Aid, the girl would drink it in pints, Ya go to school for twenty years and ya still in the Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, chinned, unattractive duck, Ya beats freaks up to make a buck, Hangin' 'round & Pike on a ten speed bike, you say that I'm a liar, but ya know I'm right Ya talk behind my because I dropped you flat, And ya never take a ''cause ya too damn fat So ya man was when he broke your heart if Mix-A-Lot'd cut cha youd'a fell apart Wearing slacks with elastic in the back You could flatten Schwarzenegger in a wrestling Ya got lips like a character in some With a pink ya big baboon Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now Bremerton's a city right of mine, Most girls there are ducks but a few are But the ones I speak about, use their faces catching trout, Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, You know what I'm 'bout Mud Ducks, Pucks, Drivers of Mack trucks, Lame brains, Deisel Trains, to pick up you have to strain, Big Butt, Cut, Extra-Ordinary Gut, Big Mamma kinda bod, make ya (?????????) kinda