Here's a gory kinda story, 'bout an freak a forty inch waist and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of with a triple chin, Her brassiere fear in the hearts of men,
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Me and Terry hopped a ferry, we were lookin When a dip hit the ship we almost tossed It was a big bremelo on my toe, An enormous tryin' to say hello I was really frightened as she looked my way, I tried to run because here buns made the sway To be she was fat and ready for combat On the way to where the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not or mistaken' 'bout the big ol' duck, She had underarms and a whoppin' gut, Her hair was short and wavy, drove my pit crazy, A Bremerton chasin' fella's in the Navy, At the she's the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' wear a life jacket if ya ever try and her at her physique, she ain't my kinda freak, The floor creaks when the starts reaching her peak The a bremelo. just a bremelo.
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You can't ignore the way she ''cause she blows down doors, Baby's got the kinda only a mother adores, A big basket ball head, her ten inch feet, Big lips, No hips, the smell of a beast, I couldn't put her in my Caddy or my would break, heard of dirt because of poverty, but she took the cake, When it to Kool-Aid, the girl would drink it in pints, Ya go to school for twenty and ya still in the ninth? Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, triple chinned, duck, Ya boyfriend beats freaks up to a buck, Hangin' 'round & Pike on a ten speed bike, you could say I'm a liar, but ya know I'm right Ya talk behind my back because I you flat, And ya never take a shower ''cause ya too fat So ya man was smart when he your heart Because if Mix-A-Lot'd cut cha fell apart Wearing Polyester slacks with elastic in the You could Schwarzenegger in a wrestling match Ya got lips like a character in cartoon a pink posterior ya big baboon Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now Bremerton's a city outside of mine, Most there are ducks but a few are fine But the ones that I speak about, use faces catching trout, Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, You know what I'm 'bout Mud Ducks, Hocky Pucks, of Mack trucks, Lame brains, Deisel Trains, to pick up you have to strain, Big Butt, Crew Cut, Gut, Big Mamma kinda bod, make ya (?????????) kinda