Here's a gory kinda story, an obese freak a forty inch waist and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of shape with a chin, Her brassiere fear in the hearts of men,
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Me and Terry hopped a ferry, we lookin Swass a dip hit the ship we were almost tossed It was a big bremelo on my toe, An enormous tryin' to say hello I was really kinda as she looked my way, I tried to run here buns made the ferry sway To be blunt she was fat and for combat On the way to where the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not fakin' or 'bout the big ol' duck, She had hairy underarms and a gut, Her hair was and wavy, drove my pit bull crazy, A Bremerton beast fella's in the Navy, At the movie the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' a life jacket if ya ever try and freak her at her physique, she ain't my kinda freak, The floor creaks the beast starts reaching her peak The a bremelo. She's a bremelo.
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You can't ignore the way she snores ''cause she blows doors, Baby's got the face only a mother adores, A big ball head, with her ten inch feet, Big lips, No hips, with the of a beast, I couldn't put her in my or my tranny would break, heard of dirt because of poverty, but she took the cake, When it comes to Kool-Aid, the girl drink it in pints, Ya go to for twenty years and ya still in the ninth? Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, chinned, unattractive duck, Ya boyfriend beats up to make a buck, Hangin' 'round Third & Pike on a ten bike, you could say that I'm a liar, but ya know I'm Ya behind my back because I dropped you flat, And ya never take a shower ya too damn fat So ya man was smart when he your heart Because if Mix-A-Lot'd cut cha youd'a apart Wearing Polyester slacks with elastic in the You could flatten Schwarzenegger in a wrestling Ya got like a character in some cartoon a pink posterior ya big baboon Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now a city right outside of mine, Most girls there are ducks but a few are But the that I speak about, use their faces catching trout, Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, You know what I'm 'bout Mud Ducks, Pucks, Drivers of Mack trucks, Lame brains, Deisel Trains, to them up you have to strain, Big Butt, Cut, Extra-Ordinary Gut, Big Mamma kinda bod, make ya (?????????) rough