Here's a gory kinda story, 'bout an obese With a forty waist and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of shape a triple chin, Her brassiere strikes fear in the of men,
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Me and hopped a ferry, we were lookin Swass When a dip hit the we were almost tossed It was a big standing on my toe, An enormous tryin' to say hello I was really frightened as she looked my way, I tried to run because here buns made the sway To be she was fat and ready for combat On the way to Bremerton the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not or mistaken' 'bout the big ol' duck, She had hairy and a whoppin' gut, Her hair was and wavy, drove my pit bull crazy, A beast chasin' fella's in the Navy, At the movie she's the feature, the creature, Ya' wear a life jacket if ya ever try and her Look at her physique, she my kinda freak, The creaks when the beast starts reaching her peak The a bremelo. just a bremelo.
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You can't ignore the way she snores ''cause she down doors, Baby's got the face only a mother adores, A big basket ball head, her ten inch feet, Big lips, No hips, with the of a beast, I couldn't put her in my Caddy or my would break, heard of dirt because of poverty, but she took the cake, When it comes to Kool-Aid, the girl would it in pints, Ya go to school for twenty years and ya still in the Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, chinned, unattractive duck, Ya beats freaks up to make a buck, Hangin' 'round & Pike on a ten speed bike, you could say that I'm a liar, but ya know I'm Ya talk behind my because I dropped you flat, And ya take a shower ''cause ya too damn fat So ya man was smart when he your heart Because if Mix-A-Lot'd cut cha youd'a fell Wearing Polyester slacks elastic in the back You could flatten in a wrestling match Ya got lips like a character in some With a pink ya big baboon Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now Bremerton's a city right of mine, Most girls are ducks but a few are fine But the ones that I speak about, use faces catching trout, Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, You what I'm talkin' 'bout Mud Ducks, Hocky Pucks, Drivers of trucks, brains, Deisel Trains, to pick them up you have to strain, Big Butt, Cut, Extra-Ordinary Gut, Big kinda bod, make ya (?????????) kinda rough