Here's a kinda story, 'bout an obese freak a forty inch waist and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of shape with a chin, Her brassiere strikes in the hearts of men,
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Me and hopped a ferry, we were lookin Swass When a dip hit the we were almost tossed It was a big standing on my toe, An enormous tryin' to say hello I was really frightened as she looked my way, I tried to run because here buns made the sway To be blunt she was fat and for combat On the way to Bremerton the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not fakin' or 'bout the big ol' duck, She had underarms and a whoppin' gut, Her hair was short and wavy, my pit bull crazy, A Bremerton chasin' fella's in the Navy, At the movie she's the feature, the creature, Ya' wear a life jacket if ya try and freak her at her physique, she ain't my kinda freak, The floor creaks the beast starts reaching her peak The a bremelo. She's a bremelo.
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You ignore the way she snores ''cause she blows down doors, Baby's got the kinda face only a adores, A big basket head, with her ten inch feet, Big lips, No hips, the smell of a beast, I couldn't put her in my or my tranny would break, I've of dirt because of poverty, but she took the cake, When it comes to Kool-Aid, the would drink it in pints, Ya go to school for twenty and ya still in the ninth? Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, chinned, unattractive duck, Ya beats freaks up to make a buck, Hangin' 'round Third & Pike on a ten bike, you could say that I'm a liar, but ya I'm right Ya talk behind my back I dropped you flat, And ya never a shower ''cause ya too damn fat So ya man was smart he broke your heart Because if Mix-A-Lot'd cut cha youd'a fell Wearing Polyester with elastic in the back You flatten Schwarzenegger in a wrestling match Ya got lips a character in some cartoon a pink posterior ya big baboon Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now Bremerton's a right outside of mine, Most girls there are ducks but a few are But the ones that I speak about, use faces catching trout, Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, You know I'm talkin' 'bout Mud Ducks, Hocky Pucks, of Mack trucks, Lame brains, Trains, to pick them up you have to strain, Big Butt, Cut, Extra-Ordinary Gut, Big kinda bod, make ya (?????????) kinda rough