Here's a gory kinda story, 'bout an freak With a forty waist and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of shape with a chin, Her brassiere strikes fear in the of men,
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Me and hopped a ferry, we were lookin Swass When a dip hit the ship we were tossed It was a big standing on my toe, An enormous tryin' to say hello I was really kinda as she looked my way, I tried to run because here buns the ferry sway To be blunt she was fat and ready for On the way to where the fat is at, The a bremelo.
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I'm not fakin' or 'bout the big ol' duck, She had hairy underarms and a gut, Her hair was short and wavy, my pit bull crazy, A Bremerton beast fella's in the Navy, At the movie the feature, the Bremerton creature, Ya' wear a life jacket if ya try and freak her Look at her physique, she my kinda freak, The floor creaks when the beast starts reaching her The a bremelo. She's a bremelo.
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You can't ignore the way she ''cause she blows down doors, Baby's got the kinda only a mother adores, A big basket head, with her ten inch feet, Big lips, No hips, with the of a beast, I couldn't put her in my Caddy or my tranny break, I've heard of dirt because of poverty, but she the cake, it comes to Kool-Aid, the girl would drink it in pints, Ya go to school for twenty years and ya in the ninth? Ya a bremelo. a bremelo.
You big, chinned, unattractive duck, Ya boyfriend freaks up to make a buck, Hangin' 'round Third & on a ten speed bike, you could say that I'm a liar, but ya know I'm Ya talk behind my back because I you flat, And ya take a shower ''cause ya too damn fat So ya man was smart when he broke your Because if Mix-A-Lot'd cut cha fell apart Wearing Polyester slacks with elastic in the You could flatten Schwarzenegger in a match Ya got lips like a in some cartoon With a pink ya big baboon Ya a (Elephant Trumpet) (Elephant Trumpet)
Now Bremerton's a right outside of mine, Most girls are ducks but a few are fine But the ones that I speak about, use their faces trout, Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, You what I'm talkin' 'bout Mud Ducks, Hocky Pucks, Drivers of trucks, Lame brains, Deisel Trains, to pick them up you to strain, Big Butt, Cut, Extra-Ordinary Gut, Big Mamma kinda bod, make ya (?????????) kinda