Luyện nghe bài hát Billy The Mountain

Mark (lead vocals)
Howard (lead vocals)
Ian (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)
Aynsley (drums)
Don (keyboards, mini-moog)
Jim (bass, vocals)

the mountain
Billy the
A picturesque
Postcardy
Residing lovely
and gorman
With his stunning ethel
A tree, a tree.

Billy was a
was a tree growing off of his shoulder
Billy was a
was a mountain
Ethel was a tree growing off of his
Ethel was a growing off of his shoulder
( hey, hey, hey! )
had two big
Caves for
a cliff for a jaw
That would go up or
And it did
He'd puff out dust
And up a boulder, hack.
up a boulder, hack, hack.
up a boulder, hack, hack.
up a boulder.

Now, one day, and I believe it was on tuesday, a man in checkered double-knit suit drove up in large el dorado leased from bob spreene ( "where the freeways meet in downey!" )
He laid a huge bulging right at the corner of billy the mountain, that was right where his foot was supposed to be. now billy the mountain, he couldn't believe it: all those postcards h
Osed for, for all of those years, and finally, now at last, his royalties! "royalties, royalties, royalties! the royalty check is in, honey!" ... yes, the mountain was rich! yes,
His eyeball caves, they widened in amazement... and his jaw, which was a cliff, well it ... it dropped thirty feet! a bunch of dust puffed out ... rocks and hacked up, hack! hack! ... c
Ng the ...

I him the money
He acted real
He up a rock and
It my car
Oh do you
Know any
be bound for the valley
I don't wanna here
All night in bar
( dear )
I don't wanna stand
All night in bar
( no )
I don't stand here
All night in bar

By two o'clock, when bars had already closed down, billy had broken the big news to ethel, ahhhh, and with dust and boulders everywhere, billy, with exitement, announced: "ethel, we'
Ing on a vacation!"... yes, and they were going on a vacation, oh, and ethel, ethel, ethel, like any little woman, she of was very excited ... she creaked a little bit, and some old
Flew off of her. billy told ethel they were going to... yes, they where to new york! "ethel, we're going to... new york! but first they were gonna stop in las vegas...

"it's off to las vegas to out the lounges,
Pull a few handles and a few beers, oh ethel,
Ethel, my darling, you know I love you,
I'm glad we could have a vacation year,
Oh neat-o, glad we could have a vacation year."

They left that night, crunchin' across the mojave desert, voices echoing thru the canyons of your minds... "ethel, wanna get a cuppa cawfee? howard johnson's, ahhh there's a howard jo
's! ... eat some clams? ...

The first noteworhty piece of real estate destroyed was edwards air force base. and to this very day, wing-nuts and data reduction clerks alike speak in reverent whispers about that fateful
T when test stand number one and the rocket itself got lunched, I said lunched, by a famous mountain and his small wooden wife ...

"word in to the kttv news service undeniably links this mountain and his wife to drug abuse and payoffs as part of san joaquin valley smut ring. however, we can assure parents in the s
Rn california area that a recent narcotic crackdown in torrence ... hawthorne ... lomita ... westchester ... del rey ... santa monica ... tujunga ... sunland ... san fernando ... pacoima .
Lmar ... newhall ... canoga park ... palmdale ... glendale ... irwindale ... rolling hills ... hills ... shadow hills ... cheviot hills ... will provide the secret evidence the palmdale
Jury has needed to seek a criminal and pave the way for stiffer legislation, increased federal aid, and avert a crippling strike of bartenders and veterinarians throughout the inlan
Ire ..."

Within the week, jerry lewis had hosted a telethon ( la la la nice lady ) to raise for the injured, "injured", and homeless, "homeless" in glendale, as billy had just l
Ed it. and a few miles right outside of town billy caused a 'oh mine/my(? ) in the earth's crust, right over the secret underground dumps, right near the jack in the box on glenoaks where t
Eep the pools of old poison gas and obsolete germs bombs, just as a freak cruised through ... yes, it was about three o'clock in the afternoon when little howard kaplan was sitting on hi
Ch ( "toto...!") just playing ( "come here, toto ...!") and having a nice with his little accordion, ("toto...!") and this weird wind came up, direct from glen
Blowing those terrible germs in his direction ... and all this caused by huge mountain ("aunty em") somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds fly, up two-thirds of it ( suck, suc
Ck) for an ultimetly dispersal over stretches of ... watts!!!

Now, unless I misunderstood, it was right outside of columbus, ohio when billy received his to report for his induction physical. now lemme tell ya, ethel said, now ethel, ethel said she
T gonna let him go ... "i'm not gonna let you go, billy" ... that's right, we now have confirmed reports from an informed orange minister that ethel is still an active communist
It is this reporter's opinion that she practices covent witch-craft ...

It was about this time that the telephone rang inside of the secret briefcase belonging to one mortal man who might be able to stop all of this destruction and save america herself. an
Sorry to disappoint some of you, it was not chief redden. this one man was studebacher hoch, new super hero of the current economic slump. now, some folks say he looked like zubin meh
Ubin mehta); still others say "bullshit, honey, it was just another greasy guy who happened to be born next to the frozen beef at boney's market..."; still others say "pshaw/
(? ), and piss on you, jack, he's just a crazy who drove a red car ..." you see, nobody ever really knew for sure because studebacher was sooooo mysterious ....

He was so ( he was so, he was so)
He was so ( he was so, he was so)
''cause when a person gets to be a hero, folks
And marvelouse beyond
You can never really tell about a guy like
Whether he's really a person
Or if he just a lot
Or if he has a son named or what.
Whether really a nice person
Or if he has a son named or what.
men say he could fly
Some men say he swim
say he could sing like neil sedaka,
And all the girls in would be amazed of him
Two, amazed of him ... amazed ...

Time passed. january, february, march, july, wednesdey, august, irwindale, two-thirty in the afternoon, sunday, monday, funny cars, walnuts, of industry, big john masamanian ... so when the
E ring in the secret briefcase, a strong masculine hand with a dudley do-right wristwatch and flexy braclet grabbed it and in a deep, calmly assured voice: "so... ah... yeah, yeah
... what? ... well, yeah? ... ah-are you kidding? ... you're not kidding ... a mountain ... with a tree growing off of it's shoulder? aw, you're fulla shit, man... ah listen, by the way,
Re you go on; did you get those white albums I sent ya with the pencil on the front, yeah? yeah, you should move some of those for me ... we're having a lot of,...listen, so little jakee on
Head... and how's your wife's hemorrhoids? ...ah, that's too bad...listen...so you've got a mountain, with a tree, listen, causing...well, let me write down... sorta take a few notes here...
...to el segundo, ...causing

Untold destruction..( my baby, my baby )...wanted for draft ... an expense account? ... and per diem, too? ..."

Some men say he could
They said he dance
And of course they right ...

Ladies and gentelmen, this is it: the hoch dancing lesson & cosmic prayer for guidence, featuring aynsley dunbar! ... hit it! ...
Twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, ...
Hey, hand from a heart
Left hand a heart
hand from a heart
Left hand from a left
To the heart. fillmore, ...
can dance like studebacher hoch ...
So many rumors have spread about studebacher hoch ... consider this rumor which was published about three weeks ago in stone ( oh, it's gotta be true! ) ... studebacher hoch can write th
D's prayer on the head of a pin!" (no!) do-do-do do-do-doot doot do-do-do ... ... I'm so hip ... beef pies ... he was born next to the beef pies, underneath joni autographed pict
Right beside robert's big bank book, next to the boat where crosby flushed away all his stash and the cops got him in the boat and drove away, to the can where neil young slipped another
...

[ ? ? ? pie
? ? ? pie
? ? ? pie
And that was the main on him
The influence of a frozen pie ]

Boldly springing into action he his wife who ran a modeling school, whereupon he... yes, he ran around the back of the broadway at hollywood boulevard and vine to see if he could find him
Some big, large, unused cardboard boxes ( no shit! )... after which he hit up the ralph's on sunset for some aunt jemima syrup, kaiser boiler foil and pair of blunt sissors, yeah! ... yes,
N the parking lot of ralph's ... where no prices are prices than ralph's... in the parking lot of ralph's, in between a pair of customized trucks where nobody was looking, he cut out some
Y, really, really nice wings and he covered them with foil ...

Then he took those wings and wedged one under of his powerful arms and sneaked into a telephone booth ..yes,yes!! and then he shut the fucking door! ... and he pulled down his blue denim po
An-type trouser pants, and he spread even amounts of aunt jemima maple syrup all over the inside of his legs! ... soon the booth was filling flies ( help me! help me! help me! ) ... he held
The legs of his boxer shorts so they could all get in, and when each and every one of those little cocksucking flies had gone into his and they were lapping up all that maple syrup, he be
Er and he put his head between his legs and he said in a very clear, impressive, ron-hubbard-type voice: "new york"... and the and everything lifted up, out of parking lot, and i
He sky.

hoch
Yeah, yeah,
Studebacher
Studebacher
Studebacher
Yeah, yeah,
hoch
Studebacher
He's coating his
aunt jemima syrup up and down
His shorts will be filled with
That will be all around
Studebacher hoch is really sight
Studebacher hoch, he does it night
Studebacher hoch, he treats the all right
Studebacher
why they never bite, hey!

Hey please to new
Fly to new

He be a dog
Or a
Or a lesbian
(fly to new york)
He be a narc
Or a marine
Or he might dirty
He's over
old ...
I know
His attire
And the he requires
Keep him on
''cause ethel is
keep leading him on
''cause is gone
And the mountain on

And speaking of mountains - - we'll join hoch on the edge of billy the mountain's mouth .. take it away! ...

"ah ... ya, ya, ya, hey-ah, billy, listen ... I've come to reason with you ... our great country you in the armed forces ... your number came up ... ya can't go on running like this f
R ..."

Ah, but ethel just shook her twigs angrily. but studebacher hoch, calm, cool, and unperturbed, continued:

"ya, well listen ... listen you communist sonofabitch ... you better get your ass down there for your fuckin' or I'll see to it that you get used for fill dirt in some impending ne
Sey reclamation ... and your girlfiend there will wind up disguised as series of brooms, primative ironing boards or a dog house ... get the ( cough, cough) get the picture? "

Ya, billy just laughed:

"ha, ha, ha. if they think they're gonna draft me, crazy."

Unfortunately, because hoch was standing on the edge of billy the mountain's mouth when the giant mountain laughed ... studebacher hoch lost his footing and fell screaming, two hundr
Et into the below ... ( "aaahhhhh, oh fuck, I'm gonna need a truss ...")

Ah listen, only goes to show you
And it'l you once again that
A mountain is something you don't wanna fuck
You wanna fuck with
Don't around
fuck around
Don't with billy, no
And don't with ethel
You saw what happened
To the guy with the

fuck around
Don't around
Don't fuck
Don't around
Don't fuck
Don't around
Don't fuck
biddilly, biddilly
Biddilly the

Eddie, are you
Eddie, are you
Oh I forgot to mention is where we take our intermission.
We see you in a few minutes
you, we'll be back.