Luyện nghe bài hát Billy The Mountain

Mark (lead vocals)
kaylan (lead vocals)
Ian (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)
dunbar (drums)
Don (keyboards, mini-moog)
Jim (bass, vocals)

the mountain
Billy the
A picturesque
Postcardy
between lovely
Rosamond and
With his stunning wife
A tree, a tree.

was a mountain
Ethel was a tree off of his shoulder
was a mountain
Billy was a
Ethel was a growing off of his shoulder
was a tree growing off of his shoulder
( hey, hey, hey! )
had two big
Caves for
With a for a jaw
That would go up or
And it did
He'd puff out some
And up a boulder, hack.
up a boulder, hack, hack.
up a boulder, hack, hack.
up a boulder.

Now, one day, and I believe it was on tuesday, a man in checkered double-knit suit drove up in large el dorado cadillac leased bob spreene ( "where the freeways meet in downey!" )
He a huge bulging envelope right at the corner of billy the mountain, that was right where his foot was supposed to be. now billy the mountain, he couldn't believe it: all those postcards h
Osed for, for all of those years, and finally, now at last, his royalties! "royalties, royalties, royalties! the royalty is in, honey!" ... yes, billy the mountain was rich! yes,
His eyeball caves, they in amazement... and his jaw, which was a cliff, well it ... it dropped thirty feet! a bunch of dust puffed out ... rocks and boulders hacked up, hack! hack! ... c
Ng the ...

I gave him the
He acted real
He up a rock and
It my car
Oh do you
any trucks
Might be for the valley
I wanna stand here
All night in bar
( dear )
I don't wanna stand
All night in bar
( no )
I don't stand here
All in this bar

By two o'clock, when had already closed down, billy had broken the big news to ethel, ahhhh, and with dust and boulders everywhere, billy, choked with exitement, announced: "ethel, we'
Ing on a vacation!"... yes, and they were going on a vacation, oh, and ethel, ethel, ethel, like any little woman, she of course was very ... she creaked a little bit, and some old
Flew off of her. billy told ethel they were to... yes, they where going to new york! "ethel, we're going to... new york! but first they were gonna stop in las vegas...

"it's off to las to check out the lounges,
a few handles and drink a few beers, oh ethel,
Ethel, my darling, you that I love you,
I'm glad we could a vacation this year,
Oh neat-o, glad we could have a this year."

They left that night, crunchin' across the mojave desert, their voices echoing thru the canyons of your minds... "ethel, wanna get a cuppa cawfee? howard johnson's, there's a howard jo
's! ... eat some clams? ...

The first noteworhty piece of real estate they destroyed was edwards air base. and to this very day, wing-nuts and data reduction clerks alike speak in reverent whispers about that fateful
T when test stand number one and the rocket sled itself got lunched, I lunched, by a famous mountain and his small wooden wife ...

"word just in to the news service undeniably links this mountain and his wife to drug abuse and payoffs as part of san joaquin valley smut ring. however, we can assure parents in the s
Rn california area that a recent narcotic crackdown in torrence ... hawthorne ... lomita ... westchester ... playa del rey ... monica ... tujunga ... sunland ... san fernando ... pacoima .
Lmar ... newhall ... canoga park ... palmdale ... glendale ... ... rolling hills ... granada hills ... shadow hills ... cheviot hills ... will provide the secret evidence the palmdale
Jury has needed to seek a criminal and pave the way for stiffer legislation, increased federal aid, and avert a crippling strike of bartenders and veterinarians throughout the inlan
Ire ..."

the week, jerry lewis had hosted a telethon ( la la la nice lady ) to raise funds for the injured, "injured", and homeless, "homeless" in glendale, as billy had just l
Ed it. and a few right outside of town billy caused a 'oh mine/my(? ) papa' in the earth's crust, right over the secret underground dumps, right near the jack in the box on glenoaks where t
Eep the pools of old poison gas and obsolete germs bombs, just as a freak tornado cruised through ... yes, it was about o'clock in the afternoon when little howard kaplan was sitting on hi
Ch ( "toto...!") just playing ( "come here, toto ...!") and having a nice with his little accordion, ("toto...!") and this weird wind came up, direct from glen
Blowing those terrible germs in his direction ... and all this caused by huge mountain ("aunty em") somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds fly, up two-thirds of it ( suck, suc
Ck) for an ultimetly dispersal vast stretches of ... watts!!!

Now, unless I misunderstood, it was outside of columbus, ohio when billy received his notice to report for his induction physical. now lemme tell ya, ethel said, now ethel, ethel said she
T gonna let him go ... "i'm not gonna let you go, billy" ... that's right, we now have confirmed reports from an informed orange county minister that ethel is still an active
It is this reporter's opinion that she also practices witch-craft ...

It was about this time that the telephone rang inside of the secret briefcase belonging to one mortal man who might be able to stop all of this senseless and save america herself. an
Sorry to disappoint of you, it was not chief redden. this one man was studebacher hoch, fantastic new super hero of the current economic slump. now, some folks say he looked like zubin meh
mehta); still others say "bullshit, honey, it was just another greasy guy who happened to be born next to the frozen beef pies at boney's market..."; still others say "pshaw/
(? ), and piss on you, jack, he's just a crazy who drove a red car ..." you see, nobody ever really knew for sure because studebacher was sooooo mysterious ....

He was so ( he was so, he was so)
He was so ( he was so, he was so)
''cause when a gets to be such a hero, folks
And marvelouse beyond
You can never really tell a guy like that
Whether he's a nice person
Or if he just a lot
Or if he has a son pinocchio or what.
he's really a nice person
Or if he has a son pinocchio or what.
men say he could fly
Some men say he swim
Others say he could sing like sedaka,
And all the girls in flushing would be of him
Two, amazed of him ... amazed ...

Time passed. january, february, march, july, wednesdey, august, irwindale, in the afternoon, sunday, monday, funny cars, walnuts, city of industry, big john masamanian ... so when the
E ring in the secret briefcase, a strong masculine hand with a dudley do-right wristwatch and flexy braclet grabbed it and answered in a deep, calmly voice: "so... ah... yeah, yeah
Already ... what? ... well, yeah? ... ah-are you ... you're not kidding ... a mountain ... with a tree growing off of it's shoulder? aw, you're fulla shit, man... ah listen, by the way,
Re you go on; did you get those white albums I ya with the pencil on the front, yeah? yeah, you should move some of those for me ... we're having a lot of,...listen, so kiss little jakee on
Head... and how's your wife's hemorrhoids? ...ah, that's too bad...listen...so got a mountain, with a tree, listen, causing...well, let me write this down... sorta take a few notes here...
...to el segundo, ...causing

Untold destruction..( my baby, my baby )...wanted for draft evasion? ... an account? ... and per diem, too? ..."

men say he could dance
They said he dance
And of course they right ...

Ladies and gentelmen, this is it: the studebacher hoch lesson & cosmic prayer for guidence, featuring aynsley dunbar! ... hit it! ...
Twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, ...
Hey, right hand a heart
Left hand a heart
Right hand from a
Left hand from a left
To the heart. fillmore, ...
Nobody can dance like studebacher ...
So many rumors have spread about studebacher hoch ... this rumor which was published about three weeks ago in rolling stone ( oh, it's gotta be true! ) ... studebacher hoch can write th
D's prayer on the head of a pin!" (no!) do-do-do do-do-doot doot do-do-do ... ... I'm so hip ... beef pies ... he was born next to the beef pies, underneath joni mitchell's pict
Right beside elliot robert's big bank book, next to the boat where crosby flushed away all his stash and the cops got him in the boat and drove away, to the can where neil young slipped
...

[ ? ? ? pie
? ? ? pie
? ? ? pie
And that was the main on him
The influence of a frozen pie ]

Boldly springing into action he phoned his wife who ran a modeling school, whereupon he... yes, he ran around the back of the broadway at hollywood boulevard and to see if he could find him
Some big, large, unused cardboard boxes ( no shit! )... after which he hit up the ralph's on sunset for some aunt syrup, some kaiser boiler foil and pair of blunt sissors, yeah! ... yes,
N the lot of ralph's ... where no prices are lower prices than ralph's... in the parking lot of ralph's, in between a pair of customized trucks where nobody was looking, he cut out some
Y, really, really nice wings and he covered thoroughly with foil ...

Then he took those wings and wedged one under each of his powerful arms and sneaked into a telephone booth ..yes,yes!! and he shut the fucking door! ... and he pulled down his blue denim po
An-type trouser pants, and he spread even amounts of aunt jemima maple syrup all over the inside of his legs! ... soon the was filling with flies ( help me! help me! help me! ) ... he held
The legs of his shorts so they could all get in, and when each and every one of those little cocksucking flies had gone into his pants and they were lapping up all that maple syrup, he be
Er and he put his head between his legs and he said in a clear, impressive, ron-hubbard-type voice: "new york"... and the booth and everything lifted up, out of parking lot, and i
He sky.

hoch
Yeah, yeah,
Studebacher
Studebacher
Studebacher
Yeah, yeah,
Studebacher
hoch
He's coating his
aunt jemima syrup up and down
His shorts will be filled flies
That be buzzing all around
Studebacher hoch is really sight
Studebacher hoch, he does it night
Studebacher hoch, he treats the all right
Studebacher
That's why they bite, hey!

Hey to new york
Fly to new

He be a dog
Or a
Or a queen
(fly to new york)
He be a narc
Or a marine
Or he might dirty
He's over
old ...
I know
His attire
And the flies he
leading him on
''cause is gone
keep leading him on
''cause is gone
And the she's on

And speaking of mountains - - we'll join studebacher hoch on the edge of billy the mountain's mouth .. it away! ...

"ah ... ya, ya, ya, hey-ah, billy, ... I've come to reason with you ... our great country needs you in the armed forces ... your number came up ... ya can't go on running like this f
R ..."

Ah, but ethel just shook her twigs angrily. but studebacher hoch, calm, cool, and unperturbed, continued:

"ya, well listen ... listen you communist sonofabitch ... you get your ass down there for your fuckin' physical or I'll see to it that you get used for fill dirt in some impending ne
Sey marsh reclamation ... and your girlfiend there will wind up disguised as of brooms, primative ironing boards or a dog house ... get the ( cough, cough) get the picture? "

Ya, well billy just

"ha, ha, ha. if they think gonna draft me, they're crazy."

Unfortunately, because studebacher hoch was standing on the edge of billy the mountain's when the giant mountain laughed ... studebacher hoch lost his footing and fell screaming, two hundr
Et into the below ... ( "aaahhhhh, oh fuck, I'm gonna need a truss ...")

Ah listen, that goes to show you
And it'l show you once that
A mountain is you don't wanna fuck with
You don't wanna with
Don't fuck
Don't fuck
Don't with billy, no
And don't with ethel
You saw just happened
To the guy the flies

Don't around
Don't fuck
Don't fuck
Don't around
fuck around
Don't fuck
fuck around
With biddilly,
the mountain

Eddie, are you
Eddie, are you
Oh I forgot to this is where we take our intermission.
We will see you in a few
Thank you, be back.