Luyện nghe bài hát Billy The Mountain

Mark (lead vocals)
Howard (lead vocals)
Ian (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)
dunbar (drums)
Don (keyboards, mini-moog)
Jim (bass, vocals)

Billy the
Billy the
A picturesque
Postcardy
Residing between
and gorman
With his stunning wife
A tree, a tree.

was a mountain
Ethel was a growing off of his shoulder
was a mountain
Billy was a
Ethel was a tree off of his shoulder
Ethel was a growing off of his shoulder
( hey, hey, hey! )
had two big
Caves for
a cliff for a jaw
That would go up or
And it did
He'd out some dust
And up a boulder, hack.
up a boulder, hack, hack.
up a boulder, hack, hack.
up a boulder.

Now, one day, and I believe it was on tuesday, a man in checkered double-knit suit drove up in el dorado cadillac leased from bob spreene ( "where the freeways meet in downey!" )
He laid a huge bulging envelope at the corner of billy the mountain, that was right where his foot was supposed to be. now billy the mountain, he couldn't believe it: all those postcards h
Osed for, for all of those years, and finally, now at last, his royalties! "royalties, royalties, royalties! the check is in, honey!" ... yes, billy the mountain was rich! yes,
His eyeball caves, they widened in amazement... and his jaw, which was a cliff, well it ... it dropped thirty feet! a bunch of dust out ... rocks and boulders hacked up, hack! hack! ... c
Ng the ...

I gave him the
He acted funny
He hacked up a and
It my car
Oh do you
Know any
Might be bound for the
I don't wanna stand
All night in bar
( dear )
I don't wanna stand
All in this bar
( no )
I don't wanna stand
All in this bar

By two o'clock, when bars had already closed down, billy had broken the big news to ethel, ahhhh, and dust and boulders everywhere, billy, choked with exitement, announced: "ethel, we'
Ing on a vacation!"... yes, and they were going on a vacation, oh, and ethel, ethel, ethel, like any little woman, she of course was very excited ... she creaked a bit, and some old
off of her. billy told ethel they were going to... yes, they where going to new york! "ethel, we're going to... new york! but first they were gonna stop in las vegas...

"it's off to las vegas to out the lounges,
a few handles and drink a few beers, oh ethel,
Ethel, my darling, you know that I you,
I'm we could have a vacation this year,
Oh neat-o, glad we could have a this year."

They left that night, crunchin' across the mojave desert, their voices echoing thru the canyons of your minds... "ethel, get a cuppa cawfee? howard johnson's, ahhh there's a howard jo
's! ... wanna eat clams? ...

The first noteworhty piece of real estate they destroyed was edwards air force base. and to very day, wing-nuts and data reduction clerks alike speak in reverent whispers about that fateful
T when test stand number one and the rocket sled got lunched, I said lunched, by a famous mountain and his small wooden wife ...

"word just in to the kttv news service undeniably links this mountain and his wife to drug abuse and as part of san joaquin valley smut ring. however, we can assure parents in the s
Rn california area that a recent narcotic crackdown in ... hawthorne ... lomita ... westchester ... playa del rey ... santa monica ... tujunga ... sunland ... san fernando ... pacoima .
Lmar ... newhall ... canoga park ... palmdale ... glendale ... irwindale ... rolling hills ... granada hills ... shadow hills ... cheviot hills ... provide the secret evidence the palmdale
Jury has needed to seek a criminal indictement and pave the way for stiffer legislation, increased federal aid, and avert a crippling strike of bartenders and throughout the inlan
Ire ..."

Within the week, jerry had hosted a telethon ( la la la nice lady ) to raise funds for the injured, "injured", and homeless, "homeless" in glendale, as billy had just l
Ed it. and a few right outside of town billy caused a 'oh mine/my(? ) papa' in the earth's crust, right over the secret underground dumps, right near the jack in the box on glenoaks where t
Eep the pools of old poison gas and obsolete germs bombs, just as a freak tornado through ... yes, it was about three o'clock in the afternoon when little howard kaplan was sitting on hi
Ch ( "toto...!") just playing ( "come here, toto ...!") and having a nice with his little accordion, ("toto...!") and this weird wind came up, direct from glen
Blowing those terrible germs in his direction ... and all this by huge mountain ("aunty em") somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds fly, sucking up two-thirds of it ( suck, suc
Ck) for an ultimetly dispersal over stretches of ... watts!!!

Now, I misunderstood, it was right outside of columbus, ohio when billy received his notice to report for his induction physical. now lemme tell ya, ethel said, now ethel, ethel said she
T gonna let him go ... "i'm not gonna let you go, billy" ... that's right, we now have confirmed reports from an informed county minister that ethel is still an active communist
It is this reporter's opinion that she also covent witch-craft ...

It was about this time that the telephone rang inside of the secret briefcase belonging to one mortal man who be able to stop all of this senseless destruction and save america herself. an
Sorry to disappoint some of you, it was not chief redden. this one man was studebacher hoch, fantastic new super hero of the economic slump. now, some folks say he looked like zubin meh
Ubin mehta); still others say "bullshit, honey, it was just another greasy guy who happened to be born to the frozen beef pies at boney's market..."; still others say "pshaw/
(? ), and piss on you, jack, he's just a crazy iatlian who drove a red car ..." you see, nobody ever really for sure because studebacher was sooooo mysterious ....

He was so ( he was so, he was so)
He was so ( he was so, he was so)
''cause when a gets to be such a hero, folks
And marvelouse beyond
You can never really about a guy like that
Whether really a nice person
Or if he just a lot
Or if he has a son pinocchio or what.
Whether really a nice person
Or if he has a son named or what.
men say he could fly
Some men say he swim
Others say he could like neil sedaka,
And all the in flushing would be amazed of him
Two, amazed of him ... amazed ...

Time passed. january, february, march, july, wednesdey, august, irwindale, two-thirty in the afternoon, sunday, monday, funny cars, walnuts, city of industry, big john ... so when the
E ring in the secret briefcase, a strong masculine hand with a dudley do-right wristwatch and flexy braclet grabbed it and answered in a deep, assured voice: "so... ah... yeah, yeah
Already ... what? ... well, yeah? ... ah-are you kidding? ... you're not kidding ... a ... with a tree growing off of it's shoulder? aw, you're fulla shit, man... ah listen, by the way,
Re you go on; did you get those white albums I ya with the pencil on the front, yeah? yeah, you should move some of those for me ... we're having a lot of,...listen, so kiss little jakee on
Head... and how's your wife's hemorrhoids? ...ah, that's too bad...listen...so you've got a mountain, with a tree, listen, causing...well, let me write this down... sorta take a few here...
...to el segundo, ...causing

Untold destruction..( my baby, my baby )...wanted for draft evasion? ... an expense ... and per diem, too? ..."

Some men say he dance
They he could dance
And of they were right ...

Ladies and gentelmen, this is it: the studebacher dancing lesson & cosmic prayer for guidence, featuring aynsley dunbar! ... hit it! ...
Twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, ...
Hey, right hand a heart
hand from a heart
Right from a heart
Left hand from a left
To the heart. fillmore, ...
Nobody can like studebacher hoch ...
So many rumors have spread about studebacher hoch ... this rumor which was published about three weeks ago in rolling stone ( oh, it's gotta be true! ) ... studebacher hoch can write th
D's prayer on the head of a pin!" (no!) do-do-do doot do-do-do ... ... I'm so hip ... beef pies ... he was born next to the beef pies, underneath joni mitchell's autographed pict
beside elliot robert's big bank book, next to the boat where crosby flushed away all his stash and the cops got him in the boat and drove away, to the can where neil young slipped another
...

[ ? ? ? pie
? ? ? pie
? ? ? pie
And was the main influence on him
The of a frozen beef pie ]

Boldly springing into action he phoned his wife who ran a school, whereupon he... yes, he ran around the back of the broadway at hollywood boulevard and vine to see if he could find him
Some big, large, unused cardboard boxes ( no shit! )... after which he hit up the on sunset for some aunt jemima syrup, some kaiser boiler foil and pair of blunt sissors, yeah! ... yes,
N the parking lot of ralph's ... where no prices are lower prices than ralph's... in the lot of ralph's, in between a pair of customized trucks where nobody was looking, he cut out some
Y, really, really nice and he covered them thoroughly with foil ...

Then he took those wings and wedged one under each of his powerful arms and sneaked a telephone booth ..yes,yes!! and then he shut the fucking door! ... and he pulled down his blue denim po
An-type pants, and he spread even amounts of aunt jemima maple syrup all over the inside of his legs! ... soon the booth was filling with flies ( help me! help me! help me! ) ... he held
The legs of his boxer shorts so they could all get in, and when each and every one of those little cocksucking flies had gone into his pants and they were up all that maple syrup, he be
Er and he put his head between his legs and he said in a very clear, impressive, ron-hubbard-type voice: "new york"... and the and everything lifted up, out of parking lot, and i
He sky.

hoch
Yeah, yeah,
Studebacher
Studebacher
hoch
Yeah, yeah,
Studebacher
hoch
He's his legs
aunt jemima syrup up and down
His shorts will be filled with
That will be all around
hoch is really outa sight
Studebacher hoch, he does it night
hoch, he treats the flies all right
Studebacher
That's why never bite, hey!

Hey to new york
Fly to new

He be a dog
Or a
Or a queen
(fly to new york)
He could be a
Or a lady
Or he might dirty
over thirty
old ...
I know
His attire
And the flies he
Keep him on
''cause ethel is
They keep him on
''cause is gone
And the mountain on

And speaking of mountains - - we'll join studebacher hoch on the edge of billy the mountain's mouth .. it away! ...

"ah ... ya, ya, ya, hey-ah, billy, listen ... I've come to reason with you ... our great country needs you in the armed forces ... number came up ... ya can't go on running like this f
R ..."

Ah, but ethel just shook her angrily. but studebacher hoch, calm, cool, collected and unperturbed, continued:

"ya, well listen ... listen you communist sonofabitch ... you better get your ass down there for your fuckin' physical or I'll see to it that you get used for dirt in some impending ne
Sey marsh reclamation ... and your girlfiend there will wind up disguised as of brooms, primative ironing boards or a dog house ... get the ( cough, cough) get the picture? "

Ya, well just laughed:

"ha, ha, ha. if they think they're draft me, they're crazy."

Unfortunately, because studebacher hoch was on the edge of billy the mountain's mouth when the giant mountain laughed ... studebacher hoch lost his footing and fell screaming, two hundr
Et into the rubble below ... ( "aaahhhhh, oh fuck, I'm need a truss ...")

Ah listen, only goes to show you
And it'l show you once that
A mountain is something you don't wanna fuck
You don't wanna fuck
Don't around
Don't around
Don't with billy, no
And don't fuck ethel
You saw just happened
To the guy the flies

Don't around
fuck around
Don't around
Don't fuck
fuck around
Don't around
Don't fuck
With biddilly,
the mountain

Eddie, are you
Eddie, are you
Oh I forgot to mention this is where we our intermission.
We see you in a few minutes
you, we'll be back.