Luyện nghe bài hát Billy The Mountain

Mark (lead vocals)
kaylan (lead vocals)
Ian (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)
Aynsley (drums)
Don (keyboards, mini-moog)
Jim (bass, vocals)

the mountain
Billy the
A picturesque
mountain
Residing lovely
and gorman
With his stunning wife
A tree, a tree.

Billy was a
Ethel was a tree off of his shoulder
was a mountain
Billy was a
Ethel was a tree off of his shoulder
Ethel was a growing off of his shoulder
( hey, hey, hey! )
had two big
Caves for
a cliff for a jaw
That go up or down
And it did
He'd out some dust
And up a boulder, hack.
up a boulder, hack, hack.
up a boulder, hack, hack.
up a boulder.

Now, one day, and I believe it was on tuesday, a man in checkered double-knit suit drove up in large el dorado leased from bob spreene ( "where the freeways meet in downey!" )
He laid a huge bulging envelope at the corner of billy the mountain, that was right where his foot was supposed to be. now billy the mountain, he couldn't believe it: all those postcards h
for, for all of those years, and finally, now at last, his royalties! "royalties, royalties, royalties! the royalty check is in, honey!" ... yes, billy the mountain was rich! yes,
His eyeball caves, they widened in amazement... and his jaw, which was a cliff, well it ... it dropped feet! a bunch of dust puffed out ... rocks and boulders hacked up, hack! hack! ... c
Ng the ...

I gave him the
He acted funny
He hacked up a and
It my car
Oh do you
any trucks
Might be bound for the
I don't stand here
All in this bar
( dear )
I wanna stand here
All in this bar
( no )
I don't stand here
All in this bar

By two o'clock, when bars had already closed down, billy had broken the big news to ethel, ahhhh, and with and boulders everywhere, billy, choked with exitement, announced: "ethel, we'
Ing on a vacation!"... yes, and they were going on a vacation, oh, and ethel, ethel, ethel, any little woman, she of course was very excited ... she creaked a little bit, and some old
Flew off of her. billy told ethel they were going to... yes, they where going to new york! "ethel, we're going to... new york! but first were gonna stop in las vegas...

"it's off to las to check out the lounges,
a few handles and drink a few beers, oh ethel,
Ethel, my darling, you know I love you,
I'm glad we could have a this year,
Oh neat-o, glad we could a vacation this year."

They left that night, across the mojave desert, their voices echoing thru the canyons of your minds... "ethel, wanna get a cuppa cawfee? howard johnson's, ahhh there's a howard jo
's! ... wanna eat clams? ...

The first noteworhty piece of real estate they destroyed was edwards air force base. and to this very day, wing-nuts and data reduction clerks alike speak in reverent whispers that fateful
T when test stand number one and the sled itself got lunched, I said lunched, by a famous mountain and his small wooden wife ...

"word just in to the kttv news service undeniably links this mountain and his wife to drug abuse and payoffs as part of san joaquin valley smut ring. however, we can parents in the s
Rn california area that a recent narcotic crackdown in torrence ... hawthorne ... lomita ... westchester ... playa del rey ... monica ... tujunga ... sunland ... san fernando ... pacoima .
Lmar ... newhall ... canoga park ... palmdale ... glendale ... irwindale ... rolling ... granada hills ... shadow hills ... cheviot hills ... will provide the secret evidence the palmdale
Jury has needed to seek a criminal indictement and pave the way for stiffer legislation, increased federal aid, and avert a strike of bartenders and veterinarians throughout the inlan
Ire ..."

Within the week, lewis had hosted a telethon ( la la la nice lady ) to raise funds for the injured, "injured", and homeless, "homeless" in glendale, as billy had just l
Ed it. and a few miles right outside of town billy caused a 'oh mine/my(? ) papa' in the earth's crust, right over the secret underground dumps, right near the jack in the box on where t
Eep the of old poison gas and obsolete germs bombs, just as a freak tornado cruised through ... yes, it was about three o'clock in the afternoon when little howard kaplan was sitting on hi
Ch ( "toto...!") just playing ( "come here, toto ...!") and having a nice time with his little accordion, ("toto...!") and this wind came up, direct from glen
Blowing those terrible germs in his direction ... and all caused by huge mountain ("aunty em") somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds fly, sucking up two-thirds of it ( suck, suc
Ck) for an dispersal over vast stretches of ... watts!!!

Now, unless I misunderstood, it was right outside of columbus, ohio when received his notice to report for his induction physical. now lemme tell ya, ethel said, now ethel, ethel said she
T gonna let him go ... "i'm not gonna let you go, billy" ... that's right, we now have confirmed reports from an informed orange county minister that ethel is still an communist
It is this reporter's opinion she also practices covent witch-craft ...

It was about time that the telephone rang inside of the secret briefcase belonging to one mortal man who might be able to stop all of this senseless destruction and save america herself. an
to disappoint some of you, it was not chief redden. this one man was studebacher hoch, fantastic new super hero of the current economic slump. now, some folks say he looked like zubin meh
Ubin mehta); still others say "bullshit, honey, it was just another greasy guy who happened to be born next to the frozen beef pies at market..."; still others say "pshaw/
(? ), and piss on you, jack, he's just a iatlian who drove a red car ..." you see, nobody ever really knew for sure because studebacher was sooooo mysterious ....

He was so ( he was so, he was so)
He was so ( he was so, he was so)
''cause when a gets to be such a hero, folks
And marvelouse beyond
You can never tell about a guy like that
he's really a nice person
Or if he just a lot
Or if he has a son pinocchio or what.
Whether really a nice person
Or if he has a son named or what.
men say he could fly
Some men say he could
say he could sing like neil sedaka,
And all the girls in would be amazed of him
Two, three of him ... amazed ...

Time passed. january, february, march, july, wednesdey, august, irwindale, two-thirty in the afternoon, sunday, monday, cars, walnuts, city of industry, big john masamanian ... so when the
E ring in the secret briefcase, a strong masculine hand with a dudley do-right wristwatch and flexy grabbed it and answered in a deep, calmly assured voice: "so... ah... yeah, yeah
Already ... what? ... well, yeah? ... ah-are you kidding? ... not kidding ... a mountain ... with a tree growing off of it's shoulder? aw, you're fulla shit, man... ah listen, by the way,
Re you go on; did you get those albums I sent ya with the pencil on the front, yeah? yeah, you should move some of those for me ... we're having a lot of,...listen, so kiss little jakee on
Head... and how's your wife's hemorrhoids? ...ah, that's too bad...listen...so you've got a mountain, with a tree, listen, causing...well, let me write this down... sorta a few notes here...
...to el segundo, ...causing

destruction..( my baby, my baby )...wanted for draft evasion? ... an expense account? ... and per diem, too? ..."

Some men say he dance
They he could dance
And of they were right ...

Ladies and gentelmen, this is it: the studebacher dancing lesson & cosmic prayer for guidence, featuring aynsley dunbar! ... hit it! ...
Twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, ...
Hey, right hand from a
Left hand from a
Right from a heart
Left hand a left shoulder
To the heart. fillmore, ...
Nobody can dance like studebacher ...
So many rumors have spread about studebacher hoch ... consider this rumor which was published about weeks ago in rolling stone ( oh, it's gotta be true! ) ... studebacher hoch can write th
D's prayer on the head of a pin!" (no!) do-do-do do-do-doot doot do-do-do ... ... I'm so hip ... pies ... he was born next to the beef pies, underneath joni mitchell's autographed pict
Right beside elliot robert's big bank book, next to the boat where crosby away all his stash and the cops got him in the boat and drove away, to the can where neil young slipped another
...

[ ? ? ? pie
? ? ? pie
? ? ? pie
And that was the influence on him
The of a frozen beef pie ]

Boldly springing action he phoned his wife who ran a modeling school, whereupon he... yes, he ran around the back of the broadway at hollywood boulevard and vine to see if he could find him
Some big, large, unused cardboard boxes ( no shit! )... after which he hit up the ralph's on sunset for some jemima syrup, some kaiser boiler foil and pair of blunt sissors, yeah! ... yes,
N the parking lot of ... where no prices are lower prices than ralph's... in the parking lot of ralph's, in between a pair of customized trucks where nobody was looking, he cut out some
Y, really, really nice wings and he covered thoroughly with foil ...

Then he took those wings and wedged one under each of his powerful arms and sneaked into a booth ..yes,yes!! and then he shut the fucking door! ... and he pulled down his blue denim po
An-type trouser pants, and he spread even amounts of aunt jemima maple syrup all over the inside of his legs! ... soon the was filling with flies ( help me! help me! help me! ) ... he held
The legs of his boxer shorts so they could all get in, and when each and every one of those little cocksucking flies had gone into his pants and they were lapping up all maple syrup, he be
Er and he put his head between his legs and he said in a very clear, impressive, voice: "new york"... and the booth and everything lifted up, out of parking lot, and i
He sky.

Studebacher
Yeah, yeah,
hoch
Studebacher
hoch
Yeah, yeah,
Studebacher
Studebacher
He's coating his
With aunt jemima up and down
His shorts be filled with flies
will be buzzing all around
Studebacher hoch is really sight
hoch, he does it every night
Studebacher hoch, he treats the all right
hoch
That's why never bite, hey!

Hey to new york
Fly to new

He be a dog
Or a
Or a lesbian
(fly to new york)
He could be a
Or a marine
Or he play dirty
He's thirty
old ...
I know
His attire
And the flies he
leading him on
''cause ethel is
They keep him on
''cause is gone
And the mountain on

And speaking of mountains - - we'll join studebacher hoch on the edge of the mountain's mouth .. take it away! ...

"ah ... ya, ya, ya, hey-ah, billy, listen ... I've come to with you ... our great country needs you in the armed forces ... your number came up ... ya can't go on running like this f
R ..."

Ah, but just shook her twigs angrily. but studebacher hoch, calm, cool, collected and unperturbed, continued:

"ya, well listen ... listen you communist sonofabitch ... you better get your ass down there for your fuckin' or I'll see to it that you get used for fill dirt in some impending ne
Sey marsh reclamation ... and your girlfiend there will wind up disguised as of brooms, primative ironing boards or a dog house ... get the ( cough, cough) get the picture? "

Ya, billy just laughed:

"ha, ha, ha. if they they're gonna draft me, they're crazy."

Unfortunately, because studebacher was standing on the edge of billy the mountain's mouth when the giant mountain laughed ... studebacher hoch lost his footing and fell screaming, two hundr
Et into the rubble below ... ( "aaahhhhh, oh fuck, I'm gonna need a ...")

Ah listen, that only to show you
And show you once again that
A mountain is something you don't wanna fuck
You wanna fuck with
Don't around
fuck around
Don't fuck billy, no
And don't with ethel
You saw what happened
To the guy with the

Don't fuck
fuck around
Don't fuck
Don't around
Don't around
fuck around
Don't fuck
biddilly, biddilly
Biddilly the

Eddie, are you
Eddie, are you
Oh I forgot to this is where we take our intermission.
We see you in a few minutes
you, we'll be back.