Luyện nghe bài hát Billy The Mountain

Mark (lead vocals)
Howard (lead vocals)
Ian (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)
dunbar (drums)
Don (keyboards, mini-moog)
Jim (bass, vocals)

the mountain
Billy the
A picturesque
mountain
Residing lovely
Rosamond and
his stunning wife ethel
A tree, a tree.

Billy was a
Ethel was a growing off of his shoulder
Billy was a
Billy was a
Ethel was a tree growing off of his
Ethel was a tree off of his shoulder
( hey, hey, hey! )
had two big
Caves for
With a for a jaw
That would go up or
And it did
He'd out some dust
And up a boulder, hack.
up a boulder, hack, hack.
up a boulder, hack, hack.
up a boulder.

Now, one day, and I believe it was on tuesday, a man in checkered double-knit suit drove up in large el cadillac leased from bob spreene ( "where the freeways meet in downey!" )
He laid a huge bulging envelope right at the corner of billy the mountain, that was right where his foot was supposed to be. now billy the mountain, he couldn't believe it: all postcards h
Osed for, for all of those years, and finally, now at last, his royalties! "royalties, royalties, royalties! the check is in, honey!" ... yes, billy the mountain was rich! yes,
His caves, they widened in amazement... and his jaw, which was a cliff, well it ... it dropped thirty feet! a bunch of dust puffed out ... rocks and boulders hacked up, hack! hack! ... c
Ng the ...

I gave him the
He acted real
He hacked up a and
It my car
Oh do you
any trucks
Might be for the valley
I don't stand here
All in this bar
( dear )
I don't stand here
All night in bar
( no )
I don't wanna stand
All night in bar

By two o'clock, when bars had already closed down, billy had broken the big news to ethel, ahhhh, and with dust and boulders everywhere, billy, choked with exitement, "ethel, we'
Ing on a vacation!"... yes, and they were going on a vacation, oh, and ethel, ethel, ethel, like any little woman, she of course was very excited ... she a little bit, and some old
Flew off of her. billy told ethel they going to... yes, they where going to new york! "ethel, we're going to... new york! but first they were gonna stop in las vegas...

"it's off to las to check out the lounges,
Pull a few handles and a few beers, oh ethel,
Ethel, my darling, you know that I you,
I'm glad we could a vacation this year,
Oh neat-o, glad we could a vacation this year."

They left that night, crunchin' across the mojave desert, their voices thru the canyons of your minds... "ethel, wanna get a cuppa cawfee? howard johnson's, ahhh there's a howard jo
's! ... wanna eat clams? ...

The first noteworhty piece of real estate they destroyed was edwards air force base. and to this very day, and data reduction clerks alike speak in reverent whispers about that fateful
T when test stand number one and the rocket sled itself got lunched, I said lunched, by a famous mountain and his wooden wife ...

"word just in to the kttv news service undeniably links this mountain and his wife to drug abuse and payoffs as part of san joaquin valley smut ring. however, we can assure in the s
Rn california that a recent narcotic crackdown in torrence ... hawthorne ... lomita ... westchester ... playa del rey ... santa monica ... tujunga ... sunland ... san fernando ... pacoima .
Lmar ... newhall ... canoga park ... palmdale ... glendale ... irwindale ... rolling hills ... granada hills ... hills ... cheviot hills ... will provide the secret evidence the palmdale
Jury has needed to seek a criminal indictement and pave the way for stiffer legislation, increased federal aid, and avert a crippling strike of and veterinarians throughout the inlan
Ire ..."

the week, jerry lewis had hosted a telethon ( la la la nice lady ) to raise funds for the injured, "injured", and homeless, "homeless" in glendale, as billy had just l
Ed it. and a few miles right outside of town caused a 'oh mine/my(? ) papa' in the earth's crust, right over the secret underground dumps, right near the jack in the box on glenoaks where t
Eep the pools of old gas and obsolete germs bombs, just as a freak tornado cruised through ... yes, it was about three o'clock in the afternoon when little howard kaplan was sitting on hi
Ch ( "toto...!") just playing ( "come here, toto ...!") and having a nice time with his little accordion, ("toto...!") and this weird wind came up, from glen
Blowing those terrible germs in his direction ... and all this caused by huge mountain ("aunty em") somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds fly, up two-thirds of it ( suck, suc
Ck) for an ultimetly dispersal vast stretches of ... watts!!!

Now, unless I misunderstood, it was outside of columbus, ohio when billy received his notice to report for his induction physical. now lemme tell ya, ethel said, now ethel, ethel said she
T gonna let him go ... "i'm not gonna let you go, billy" ... that's right, we now have confirmed reports an informed orange county minister that ethel is still an active communist
It is this reporter's opinion that she also covent witch-craft ...

It was about this time that the telephone rang inside of the secret belonging to one mortal man who might be able to stop all of this senseless destruction and save america herself. an
Sorry to disappoint some of you, it was not chief redden. this one man was studebacher hoch, fantastic new super hero of the current economic slump. now, some folks say he like zubin meh
Ubin mehta); still others say "bullshit, honey, it was just another greasy guy who happened to be born next to the frozen pies at boney's market..."; still others say "pshaw/
(? ), and piss on you, jack, he's just a crazy iatlian who drove a red car ..." you see, nobody ever really knew for sure because was sooooo mysterious ....

He was so ( he was so, he was so)
He was so ( he was so, he was so)
''cause when a gets to be such a hero, folks
And marvelouse compute
You can never really about a guy like that
Whether he's really a person
Or if he just a lot
Or if he has a son pinocchio or what.
he's really a nice person
Or if he has a son named or what.
men say he could fly
Some men say he swim
Others say he could like neil sedaka,
And all the girls in flushing be amazed of him
Two, amazed of him ... amazed ...

Time passed. january, february, march, july, wednesdey, august, irwindale, two-thirty in the afternoon, sunday, monday, funny cars, walnuts, of industry, big john masamanian ... so when the
E in the secret briefcase, a strong masculine hand with a dudley do-right wristwatch and flexy braclet grabbed it and answered in a deep, calmly assured voice: "so... ah... yeah, yeah
Already ... what? ... well, yeah? ... ah-are you kidding? ... you're not kidding ... a mountain ... with a tree growing off of it's aw, you're fulla shit, man... ah listen, by the way,
Re you go on; did you get those white albums I sent ya with the on the front, yeah? yeah, you should move some of those for me ... we're having a lot of,...listen, so kiss little jakee on
Head... and how's your wife's hemorrhoids? ...ah, that's too bad...listen...so got a mountain, with a tree, listen, causing...well, let me write this down... sorta take a few notes here...
...to el segundo, ...causing

Untold destruction..( my baby, my baby )...wanted for draft ... an expense account? ... and per diem, too? ..."

men say he could dance
They said he could
And of course were right ...

Ladies and gentelmen, this is it: the hoch dancing lesson & cosmic prayer for guidence, featuring aynsley dunbar! ... hit it! ...
Twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, ...
Hey, right from a heart
Left hand from a
Right from a heart
Left hand a left shoulder
To the heart. fillmore, ...
Nobody can dance like studebacher ...
So many rumors have spread about studebacher hoch ... consider this rumor which was published about three weeks ago in rolling stone ( oh, gotta be true! ) ... studebacher hoch can write th
D's prayer on the head of a pin!" (no!) do-do-do do-do-doot doot do-do-do ... ... I'm so hip ... beef pies ... he was born to the beef pies, underneath joni mitchell's autographed pict
Right beside elliot robert's big bank book, next to the boat where crosby flushed away all his stash and the cops got him in the boat and drove away, to the can where neil slipped another
...

[ ? ? ? pie
? ? ? pie
? ? ? pie
And that was the influence on him
The of a frozen beef pie ]

Boldly springing into action he phoned his wife who ran a modeling school, whereupon he... yes, he ran the back of the broadway at hollywood boulevard and vine to see if he could find him
Some big, large, unused cardboard boxes ( no shit! )... after which he hit up the ralph's on sunset for some aunt jemima syrup, some kaiser boiler foil and pair of sissors, yeah! ... yes,
N the lot of ralph's ... where no prices are lower prices than ralph's... in the parking lot of ralph's, in between a pair of customized trucks where nobody was looking, he cut out some
Y, really, nice wings and he covered them thoroughly with foil ...

Then he took those wings and wedged one under each of his powerful arms and into a telephone booth ..yes,yes!! and then he shut the fucking door! ... and he pulled down his blue denim po
An-type trouser pants, and he spread even amounts of aunt maple syrup all over the inside of his legs! ... soon the booth was filling with flies ( help me! help me! help me! ) ... he held
The legs of his boxer shorts so they could all get in, and when each and every one of those little cocksucking flies had gone into his pants and they were up all that maple syrup, he be
Er and he put his head between his legs and he said in a clear, impressive, ron-hubbard-type voice: "new york"... and the booth and everything lifted up, out of parking lot, and i
He sky.

hoch
Yeah, yeah,
Studebacher
Studebacher
hoch
Yeah, yeah,
Studebacher
Studebacher
He's coating his
With aunt syrup up and down
His shorts will be filled with
will be buzzing all around
Studebacher is really outa sight
Studebacher hoch, he does it night
Studebacher hoch, he treats the all right
hoch
That's why never bite, hey!

Hey please to new
Fly to new

He be a dog
Or a
Or a lesbian
(fly to new york)
He be a narc
Or a lady
Or he might dirty
He's thirty
old ...
I don't
His attire
And the he requires
leading him on
''cause ethel is
keep leading him on
''cause is gone
And the mountain on

And speaking of mountains - - we'll join hoch on the edge of billy the mountain's mouth .. take it away! ...

"ah ... ya, ya, ya, hey-ah, billy, listen ... I've to reason with you ... our great country needs you in the armed forces ... your number came up ... ya can't go on running like this f
R ..."

Ah, but just shook her twigs angrily. but studebacher hoch, calm, cool, collected and unperturbed, continued:

"ya, well listen ... listen you communist sonofabitch ... you better get your ass down there for your fuckin' physical or I'll see to it you get used for fill dirt in some impending ne
Sey marsh reclamation ... and your there will wind up disguised as series of brooms, primative ironing boards or a dog house ... get the ( cough, cough) get the picture? "

Ya, billy just laughed:

"ha, ha, ha. if they think gonna draft me, they're crazy."

Unfortunately, because studebacher hoch was standing on the edge of billy the mountain's mouth when the giant mountain laughed ... studebacher hoch his footing and fell screaming, two hundr
Et into the rubble below ... ( "aaahhhhh, oh fuck, I'm need a truss ...")

Ah listen, that only to show you
And it'l you once again that
A mountain is something you don't wanna fuck
You don't fuck with
fuck around
Don't around
Don't fuck billy, no
And don't fuck with
You saw just happened
To the guy with the

Don't around
fuck around
Don't fuck
Don't fuck
Don't around
Don't fuck
Don't around
With biddilly,
the mountain

Eddie, are you
Eddie, are you
Oh I forgot to mention is where we take our intermission.
We will see you in a few
Thank you, be back.