Luyện nghe bài hát Billy The Mountain

Mark (lead vocals)
kaylan (lead vocals)
Ian (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)
dunbar (drums)
Don (keyboards, mini-moog)
Jim (bass, vocals)

Billy the
the mountain
A regular
mountain
Residing between
Rosamond and
With his wife ethel
A tree, a tree.

was a mountain
Ethel was a tree off of his shoulder
Billy was a
was a mountain
Ethel was a tree growing off of his
Ethel was a tree off of his shoulder
( hey, hey, hey! )
had two big
Caves for
With a for a jaw
That would go up or
And it did
He'd out some dust
And up a boulder, hack.
up a boulder, hack, hack.
up a boulder, hack, hack.
up a boulder.

Now, one day, and I believe it was on tuesday, a man in checkered double-knit suit up in large el dorado cadillac leased from bob spreene ( "where the freeways meet in downey!" )
He laid a huge bulging envelope right at the corner of billy the mountain, that was right where his foot was supposed to be. now billy the mountain, he couldn't it: all those postcards h
for, for all of those years, and finally, now at last, his royalties! "royalties, royalties, royalties! the royalty check is in, honey!" ... yes, billy the mountain was rich! yes,
His eyeball caves, they in amazement... and his jaw, which was a cliff, well it ... it dropped thirty feet! a bunch of dust puffed out ... rocks and boulders hacked up, hack! hack! ... c
Ng the ...

I gave him the
He real funny
He hacked up a and
It my car
Oh do you
Know any
be bound for the valley
I don't wanna here
All night in bar
( lord )
I don't stand here
All in this bar
( no )
I don't stand here
All in this bar

By two o'clock, when bars had already down, billy had broken the big news to ethel, ahhhh, and with dust and boulders everywhere, billy, choked with exitement, announced: "ethel, we'
Ing on a vacation!"... yes, and they were going on a vacation, oh, and ethel, ethel, ethel, like any little woman, she of course was very excited ... she creaked a bit, and some old
Flew off of her. billy told ethel they going to... yes, they where going to new york! "ethel, we're going to... new york! but first they were gonna stop in las vegas...

"it's off to las to check out the lounges,
a few handles and drink a few beers, oh ethel,
Ethel, my darling, you that I love you,
I'm glad we could have a vacation year,
Oh neat-o, glad we have a vacation this year."

They left that night, crunchin' across the mojave desert, their voices echoing thru the canyons of your minds... "ethel, wanna get a cawfee? howard johnson's, ahhh there's a howard jo
's! ... wanna eat clams? ...

The first noteworhty piece of real estate they destroyed was edwards air force base. and to this very day, wing-nuts and data reduction clerks alike speak in whispers about that fateful
T when stand number one and the rocket sled itself got lunched, I said lunched, by a famous mountain and his small wooden wife ...

"word just in to the kttv news service undeniably links this mountain and his wife to drug abuse and payoffs as of san joaquin valley smut ring. however, we can assure parents in the s
Rn california area that a recent narcotic in torrence ... hawthorne ... lomita ... westchester ... playa del rey ... santa monica ... tujunga ... sunland ... san fernando ... pacoima .
Lmar ... newhall ... park ... palmdale ... glendale ... irwindale ... rolling hills ... granada hills ... shadow hills ... cheviot hills ... will provide the secret evidence the palmdale
Jury has to seek a criminal indictement and pave the way for stiffer legislation, increased federal aid, and avert a crippling strike of bartenders and veterinarians throughout the inlan
Ire ..."

Within the week, jerry lewis had hosted a telethon ( la la la nice ) to raise funds for the injured, "injured", and homeless, "homeless" in glendale, as billy had just l
Ed it. and a few miles right outside of town billy caused a 'oh mine/my(? ) papa' in the crust, right over the secret underground dumps, right near the jack in the box on glenoaks where t
Eep the pools of old poison gas and obsolete germs bombs, just as a freak tornado cruised through ... yes, it was three o'clock in the afternoon when little howard kaplan was sitting on hi
Ch ( "toto...!") just ( "come here, toto ...!") and having a nice time with his little accordion, ("toto...!") and this weird wind came up, direct from glen
Blowing those terrible germs in his ... and all this caused by huge mountain ("aunty em") somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds fly, sucking up two-thirds of it ( suck, suc
Ck) for an ultimetly over vast stretches of ... watts!!!

Now, unless I misunderstood, it was right outside of columbus, ohio when billy received his notice to report for his induction physical. now lemme ya, ethel said, now ethel, ethel said she
T gonna let him go ... "i'm not gonna let you go, billy" ... that's right, we now have confirmed reports from an informed orange minister that ethel is still an active communist
It is reporter's opinion that she also practices covent witch-craft ...

It was about this time that the telephone rang inside of the secret briefcase belonging to one mortal man who might be to stop all of this senseless destruction and save america herself. an
Sorry to disappoint of you, it was not chief redden. this one man was studebacher hoch, fantastic new super hero of the current economic slump. now, some folks say he looked like zubin meh
Ubin mehta); still others say "bullshit, honey, it was just another greasy guy who happened to be born to the frozen beef pies at boney's market..."; still others say "pshaw/
(? ), and piss on you, jack, he's just a crazy iatlian who drove a red car ..." you see, nobody ever really knew for because studebacher was sooooo mysterious ....

He was so ( he was so, he was so)
He was so ( he was so, he was so)
''cause when a person to be such a hero, folks
And beyond compute
You can never really tell a guy like that
Whether he's a nice person
Or if he just a lot
Or if he has a son pinocchio or what.
Whether really a nice person
Or if he has a son named or what.
men say he could fly
Some men say he could
Others say he could like neil sedaka,
And all the girls in would be amazed of him
Two, three of him ... amazed ...

Time passed. january, february, march, july, wednesdey, august, irwindale, in the afternoon, sunday, monday, funny cars, walnuts, city of industry, big john masamanian ... so when the
E ring in the secret briefcase, a strong masculine hand with a dudley do-right and flexy braclet grabbed it and answered in a deep, calmly assured voice: "so... ah... yeah, yeah
Already ... what? ... well, yeah? ... ah-are you kidding? ... not kidding ... a mountain ... with a tree growing off of it's shoulder? aw, you're fulla shit, man... ah listen, by the way,
Re you go on; did you get those white albums I sent ya with the pencil on the front, yeah? yeah, you should move some of those for me ... having a lot of,...listen, so kiss little jakee on
Head... and how's your wife's hemorrhoids? ...ah, that's too bad...listen...so you've got a mountain, with a tree, listen, causing...well, let me write this down... take a few notes here...
...to el segundo, ...causing

Untold destruction..( my baby, my )...wanted for draft evasion? ... an expense account? ... and per diem, too? ..."

men say he could dance
They said he dance
And of they were right ...

Ladies and gentelmen, is it: the studebacher hoch dancing lesson & cosmic prayer for guidence, featuring aynsley dunbar! ... hit it! ...
Twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, ...
Hey, hand from a heart
Left from a heart
Right hand from a
Left hand from a shoulder
To the heart. fillmore, ...
Nobody can like studebacher hoch ...
So many rumors have spread about studebacher hoch ... consider this rumor which was published about three ago in rolling stone ( oh, it's gotta be true! ) ... studebacher hoch can write th
D's prayer on the head of a pin!" (no!) do-do-do do-do-doot doot do-do-do ... ... I'm so hip ... beef pies ... he was born next to the beef pies, underneath joni mitchell's autographed
Right beside elliot robert's big bank book, next to the boat where crosby flushed away all his stash and the cops got him in the boat and drove away, to the can where neil young slipped
...

[ ? ? ? pie
? ? ? pie
? ? ? pie
And that was the main on him
The influence of a frozen pie ]

Boldly springing into action he phoned his wife who ran a modeling school, whereupon he... yes, he ran around the of the broadway at hollywood boulevard and vine to see if he could find him
Some big, large, unused cardboard boxes ( no shit! )... after which he hit up the ralph's on sunset for some aunt syrup, some kaiser boiler foil and pair of blunt sissors, yeah! ... yes,
N the parking lot of ralph's ... where no prices are lower prices than ralph's... in the parking lot of ralph's, in between a pair of customized trucks where nobody was looking, he cut out
Y, really, really wings and he covered them thoroughly with foil ...

Then he took those wings and wedged one under each of his powerful and sneaked into a telephone booth ..yes,yes!! and then he shut the fucking door! ... and he pulled down his blue denim po
An-type trouser pants, and he spread amounts of aunt jemima maple syrup all over the inside of his legs! ... soon the booth was filling with flies ( help me! help me! help me! ) ... he held
The legs of his boxer shorts so they could all get in, and when each and every one of those little cocksucking flies had gone into his pants and they were lapping up all that syrup, he be
Er and he put his head between his legs and he in a very clear, impressive, ron-hubbard-type voice: "new york"... and the booth and everything lifted up, out of parking lot, and i
He sky.

Studebacher
Yeah, yeah,
hoch
Studebacher
hoch
Yeah, yeah,
Studebacher
hoch
He's coating his
aunt jemima syrup up and down
His shorts will be filled flies
will be buzzing all around
Studebacher hoch is really sight
Studebacher hoch, he does it night
hoch, he treats the flies all right
Studebacher
why they never bite, hey!

Hey please to new
Fly to new

He be a dog
Or a
Or a lesbian
(fly to new york)
He could be a
Or a lady
Or he might play
He's thirty
old ...
I know
His attire
And the flies he
leading him on
''cause ethel is
They leading him on
ethel is gone
And the she's on

And speaking of mountains - - we'll join hoch on the edge of billy the mountain's mouth .. take it away! ...

"ah ... ya, ya, ya, hey-ah, billy, listen ... I've come to reason with you ... our great country needs you in the armed forces ... number came up ... ya can't go on running like this f
R ..."

Ah, but ethel just shook her angrily. but studebacher hoch, calm, cool, collected and unperturbed, continued:

"ya, well listen ... listen you communist sonofabitch ... you better get your ass down there for your fuckin' physical or I'll see to it that you get used for fill dirt in impending ne
Sey marsh reclamation ... and your girlfiend there will wind up disguised as series of brooms, primative boards or a dog house ... get the ( cough, cough) get the picture? "

Ya, billy just laughed:

"ha, ha, ha. if they think they're draft me, they're crazy."

Unfortunately, because studebacher hoch was standing on the edge of billy the mountain's when the giant mountain laughed ... studebacher hoch lost his footing and fell screaming, two hundr
Et the rubble below ... ( "aaahhhhh, oh fuck, I'm gonna need a truss ...")

Ah listen, that only to show you
And show you once again that
A mountain is something you wanna fuck with
You don't wanna with
fuck around
Don't around
Don't fuck billy, no
And fuck with ethel
You saw what just
To the guy with the

fuck around
Don't around
fuck around
Don't around
Don't around
Don't around
Don't around
biddilly, biddilly
the mountain

Eddie, are you
Eddie, are you
Oh I to mention this is where we take our intermission.
We see you in a few minutes
Thank you, be back.