We interrupt this program to bring you a special We are looking for a man named Billy who has just been For use of credit cards, use of UPS trucks and trying To crack to an undercover token clerk What is world coming to? Well, I'll tell you
Yeah, his name is Now let me you About this guy right it
A brainiac, con to the T able to geese you and me Talks like a pimp, walks with a limp but he's a wimp Mastermind of the computer world, he lives with his And a cute little girl now this is the of a family And the man of the family, huh, his was Billy
Yeah, you know, that guy Billy He was always somebody He was getting away with murder word His name was
He tried to have tossin' Olde E money I ain't tryin' to have that but let me you about this
Oh, Billy Billy, whassup for today? Ha, ha, me, did you ever find a way To that money real quick? Well, I got an idea So what's the idea? Computer
Here's a job, numbers, two credit cards We'll split it even but the odds Twenty to one, who's Crumb? He's a big fat man he carries a fat gun
Now Billy, a operator out his door, a to the elevator Gets on the sixth and gets off on the heads out the building with His little pocket in his hand
'em you're a man Billy, understand? A few people try to mug him, crack love him Delivery think highly of him United Parcel, very
he get a bit hostile Don't even care, if people He his package look around, then he's outta there Well, another day, another
Don't wanna do it, boy but he's A diamond to sell, three point one So what he did? Sold it to the first fagot No money, one and a third
But the brother's gonna get, as as a bird Bell bottoms, yes, the man the slacks Old turn them naked pointy shoes with spats He got the limp to his walk, hat cocked right
down the block, lookin' like Willy Dynamite This man is amazing, he a lot He can tell you he can do and what he can not He get you radios or TV's, clocks and
He's gettin, twenty to Once caught by the feds His was Billy
Yeah, my man went and got her credit Bought my man a Jeep, word up I ain't actin' like we ain't down Know what I'm sayin'? He never get love me
Always tryin' to con me but I goin' for it Word it down Tell 'em you want Kid Capri
Man I a VCR, really (Really, really) I thought you was goin' to lookout, You told me to be here six By that time, you said you'd be ready to the drop
Well, I guess you're again you gonna be on the up and up my friend? You keep conning, you better 'Cause a brother like me will on Billy
He did it, he did it, up man I'm on him man He tried to on the Kid Capri, word His was Billy
Ain't no way in the world I'ma let go Lords of funk ain't to have that Know what I His name was Billy
Man, you need to grow up before you up You know I'm sayin? Stop to play high post with a low income His was Billy
I ain't it Now before you think doin' it Let me tell you
Don't with Bill (No, no, no, no) Don't mess with His was Billy
His name was I think learned his lesson Just leave that crack I'm outta