We interrupt program to bring you a special report We are looking for a man named who has just been accused For use of fake cards, use of UPS trucks and trying To sell to an undercover token clerk What is this world coming to? Well, I'll you
Yeah, his name is Now let me you this guy right here it
A brainiac, con to the T able to geese you and me Talks like a psychotic pimp, walks with a but he's a wimp of the computer world, he lives with his wife And a cute girl now this is the story of a family And the man of the family, huh, his name was
Yeah, you know, guy named Billy He was always somebody He was always getting with murder word His name was
He tried to have Moet tossin' Olde E I ain't tryin' to that but let me tell you about this
Oh, Billy Billy, whassup for today? Ha, ha, me, did you ever find a way To make that money quick? Well, I got an idea So what's the idea? Computer
Here's a job, some numbers, two credit We'll split it even but here's the to one, who's Harry Crumb? He's a big fat man which he a fat gun
Now Billy, a smooth out his door, a to the elevator Gets on the sixth and gets off on the Then out the building with His little pocket knife in his
Show 'em a man Billy, understand? A few try to mug him, crack dealers love him Delivery boys think of him United Parcel, very
Sometimes he get a bit Don't even care, if stare He his package look around, then he's outta there Well, day, another dollar
Don't wanna do it, boy but he's A diamond to sell, point one carat So what he did? Sold it to the first floor No money, one and a third
But the gonna get, as high as a bird Bell bottoms, yes, the man the slacks Old turn them naked pointy shoes with spats He got the limp to his walk, hat cocked right
down the block, lookin' like Willy Dynamite This man is amazing, he a lot He can tell you what he can do and he can not He get you or TV's, clocks and beds
He's gettin, twenty to he's caught by the feds His was Billy
Yeah, my man went and got her credit my man a Pathfinder Jeep, word up I ain't actin' like we been down what I'm sayin'? He never get love from me
Always to con me but I ain't goin' for it Word it down 'em what you want Kid Capri
Man I a VCR, really (Really, really) I thought you was goin' to lookout, You told me to be six o'clock By that time, you said you'd be ready to make the
Well, I guess you're again you gonna be on the up and up my friend? You keep conning, you chill 'Cause a brother like me squeal on Billy
He did it, he did it, up man I'm on him man He tried to on the Kid Capri, word His was Billy
Ain't no way in the world let that go of funk ain't tryin to have that Know I mean? His name was Billy
Man, you need to up before you blow up You know what I'm Stop tryin' to high post with a low income His name was
I ain't it Now before you about doin' it Let me tell you
mess with Bill (No, no, no, no) Don't mess with His name was
His name was I think learned his lesson leave that crack alone I'm here