Billy

We interrupt this program to bring you a special report
We are looking for a man named Billy who has just been accused
For use of fake credit cards, use of UPS trucks and trying
To sell crack to an undercover token clerk
What is this world coming to? Well, I'll tell you

Yeah, his name is Billy
Now let me tell you
About this guy right here
Bust it

A brainiac, con artist to the T able to geese you and me
Talks like a psychotic pimp, walks with a limp but he's a wimp
Mastermind of the computer world, he lives with his wife
And a cute little girl now this is the story of a family
And the man of the family, huh, his name was Billy

Yeah, you know, that guy named Billy
He was always conning somebody
He was always getting away with murder word
His name was Billy

He tried to have Moet tossin' Olde E money
I ain't tryin' to have that but let me tell you about this

Oh, Billy Billy Billy, whassup for today?
Ha, ha, tell me, did you ever find a way
To make that money real quick? Well, I got an idea
So what's the idea? Computer chip

Here's a job, some numbers, two credit cards
We'll split it even but here's the odds
Twenty to one, who's Harry Crumb?
He's a big fat man which he carries a fat gun

Now Billy, a smooth operator
Sneaks out his door, a to the elevator
Gets on the sixth and gets off on the fifth
Then heads out the building with
His little pocket knife in his hand

Show 'em you're a man Billy, understand?
A few people try to mug him, crack dealers love him
Delivery boys think highly of him
United Parcel, very colossal

Sometimes he get a bit hostile
Don't even care, if people stare
He gets his package look around, then he's outta there
Well, another day, another dollar

Don't wanna do it, boy but he's gotta
A diamond to sell, three point one carat
So what he did? Sold it to the first floor fagot
No real money, one and a third

But the brother's gonna get, as high as a bird
Bell bottoms, yes, the man invented the slacks
Old fashioned turn them naked pointy shoes with spats
He got the limp to his walk, hat cocked just right

Walkin' down the block, lookin' like Willy Dynamite
This man is amazing, he does a lot
He can tell you what he can do and what he can not
He get you radios or TV's, clocks and beds

He's gettin, twenty to life
Once he's caught by the feds
His name was Billy

Yeah, my man went and got her credit card
Bought my man a Pathfinder Jeep, word up
I ain't actin' like we ain't been down
Know what I'm sayin'? He never get love from me

Always tryin' to con me but I ain't goin' for it
Word break it down
Tell 'em what you want Kid Capri

Man I need a VCR, really
(Really, really)
I thought you was goin' to lookout, BILLY
You told me to be here six o'clock
By that time, you said you'd be ready to make the drop

Well, I guess you're frontin' again
When you gonna be on the up and up my friend?
You keep conning, you better chill
'Cause a brother like me will squeal on Billy

He did it, he did it, word up man
I'm squealing on him man
He tried to front on the Kid Capri, word
His name was Billy

Ain't no way in the world I'ma let that go
Lords of funk ain't tryin to have that
Know what I mean? His name was Billy

Man, you need to grow up before you blow up
You know what I'm sayin?
Stop tryin' to play high post with a low income
His name was Billy

I ain't havin' it
Now before you think about doin' it
Let me tell you this

Don't mess with Bill
(No, no, no, no)
Don't mess with Bill
His name was Billy

His name was Billy
I think Billy learned his lesson
Just leave that crack alone
I'm outta here