We this program to bring you a special report We are looking for a man Billy who has just been accused For use of fake credit cards, use of UPS trucks and To sell crack to an undercover clerk What is this world coming to? Well, I'll you
Yeah, his name is Now let me you this guy right here it
A brainiac, con artist to the T to geese you and me Talks like a pimp, walks with a limp but he's a wimp Mastermind of the computer world, he with his wife And a cute little girl now this is the of a family And the man of the family, huh, his name was
Yeah, you know, that guy named He was always conning He was always getting with murder word His name was
He to have Moet tossin' Olde E money I ain't tryin' to have that but let me tell you this
Oh, Billy Billy, whassup for today? Ha, ha, tell me, did you find a way To make that money real quick? Well, I got an So what's the idea? chip
a job, some numbers, two credit cards We'll split it even but the odds Twenty to one, who's Crumb? a big fat man which he carries a fat gun
Now Billy, a operator out his door, a to the elevator Gets on the sixth and gets off on the Then heads out the building His little knife in his hand
Show 'em you're a man Billy, A few people try to mug him, crack dealers him Delivery think highly of him United Parcel, colossal
he get a bit hostile Don't even care, if people He gets his package look around, then he's there Well, another day, another
Don't wanna do it, boy but gotta A to sell, three point one carat So what he did? Sold it to the first fagot No money, one and a third
But the gonna get, as high as a bird bottoms, yes, the man invented the slacks Old fashioned turn them pointy shoes with spats He got the limp to his walk, hat just right
Walkin' the block, lookin' like Willy Dynamite This man is amazing, he a lot He can you what he can do and what he can not He get you or TV's, clocks and beds
He's gettin, to life Once he's caught by the His was Billy
Yeah, my man went and got her credit Bought my man a Jeep, word up I ain't actin' like we ain't down Know I'm sayin'? He never get love from me
Always tryin' to con me but I ain't for it Word it down Tell 'em you want Kid Capri
Man I a VCR, really (Really, really) I thought you was to lookout, BILLY You me to be here six o'clock By that time, you said be ready to make the drop
Well, I guess frontin' again you gonna be on the up and up my friend? You keep conning, you better a brother like me will squeal on Billy
He did it, he did it, up man I'm on him man He tried to on the Kid Capri, word His name was
Ain't no way in the world I'ma let go Lords of ain't tryin to have that Know I mean? His name was Billy
Man, you to grow up before you blow up You know what I'm Stop tryin' to play high post a low income His was Billy
I havin' it Now you think about doin' it Let me you this
Don't mess with (No, no, no, no) Don't mess Bill His name was
His name was I think learned his lesson Just that crack alone I'm here