We interrupt this to bring you a special report We are looking for a man Billy who has just been accused For use of fake cards, use of UPS trucks and trying To sell crack to an token clerk What is this world coming to? Well, tell you
Yeah, his is Billy Now let me you About guy right here it
A brainiac, con artist to the T able to you and me Talks like a psychotic pimp, walks with a limp but a wimp of the computer world, he lives with his wife And a cute little girl now is the story of a family And the man of the family, huh, his was Billy
Yeah, you know, guy named Billy He was always conning He was always getting away murder word His was Billy
He tried to have Moet Olde E money I tryin' to have that but let me tell you about this
Oh, Billy Billy, whassup for today? Ha, ha, me, did you ever find a way To that money real quick? Well, I got an idea So the idea? Computer chip
Here's a job, numbers, two credit cards split it even but here's the odds Twenty to one, who's Crumb? He's a big fat man he carries a fat gun
Now Billy, a operator out his door, a to the elevator Gets on the sixth and gets off on the Then heads out the building His little knife in his hand
Show 'em a man Billy, understand? A few people try to mug him, crack love him Delivery think highly of him Parcel, very colossal
Sometimes he get a bit Don't even care, if people He gets his package look around, he's outta there Well, another day, another
Don't do it, boy but he's gotta A diamond to sell, three one carat So what he did? Sold it to the first floor No money, one and a third
But the brother's gonna get, as high as a bottoms, yes, the man invented the slacks Old fashioned them naked pointy shoes with spats He got the limp to his walk, hat cocked just
down the block, lookin' like Willy Dynamite This man is amazing, he a lot He can tell you he can do and what he can not He get you radios or TV's, and beds
gettin, twenty to life Once caught by the feds His was Billy
Yeah, my man went and got her credit Bought my man a Pathfinder Jeep, up I actin' like we ain't been down Know what I'm sayin'? He never get from me
Always tryin' to con me but I ain't for it break it down Tell 'em what you want Kid
Man I need a VCR, (Really, really) I you was goin' to lookout, BILLY You told me to be here six By that time, you you'd be ready to make the drop
Well, I guess you're frontin' you gonna be on the up and up my friend? You keep conning, you better 'Cause a brother like me squeal on Billy
He did it, he did it, up man I'm on him man He tried to on the Kid Capri, word His was Billy
Ain't no way in the world let that go Lords of funk ain't tryin to that Know I mean? His name was Billy
Man, you need to grow up before you up You know I'm sayin? Stop to play high post with a low income His was Billy
I havin' it Now before you about doin' it Let me tell you
mess with Bill (No, no, no, no) Don't mess with His name was
His was Billy I think Billy learned his Just that crack alone I'm outta