We interrupt this program to bring you a special We are for a man named Billy who has just been accused For use of credit cards, use of UPS trucks and trying To crack to an undercover token clerk What is world coming to? Well, I'll tell you
Yeah, his is Billy Now let me you this guy right here it
A brainiac, con to the T able to geese you and me Talks like a pimp, walks with a limp but he's a wimp Mastermind of the world, he lives with his wife And a cute little girl now is the story of a family And the man of the family, huh, his was Billy
Yeah, you know, that guy Billy He was always somebody He was always getting away with murder His was Billy
He tried to Moet tossin' Olde E money I ain't tryin' to have that but let me tell you this
Oh, Billy Billy Billy, whassup for Ha, ha, tell me, did you ever a way To make that money real quick? Well, I got an So the idea? Computer chip
Here's a job, some numbers, two credit We'll split it even but the odds Twenty to one, Harry Crumb? He's a big fat man which he a fat gun
Now Billy, a smooth out his door, a to the elevator Gets on the and gets off on the fifth Then heads out the building His little knife in his hand
Show 'em you're a man Billy, A few try to mug him, crack dealers love him Delivery boys highly of him United Parcel, very
Sometimes he get a bit even care, if people stare He gets his look around, then he's outta there Well, another day, another
Don't do it, boy but he's gotta A diamond to sell, point one carat So what he did? Sold it to the floor fagot No real money, one and a
But the brother's get, as high as a bird Bell bottoms, yes, the man invented the Old fashioned turn them naked pointy shoes with He got the limp to his walk, hat just right
Walkin' down the block, lookin' Willy Dynamite This man is amazing, he a lot He can you what he can do and what he can not He get you radios or TV's, and beds
He's gettin, twenty to Once he's caught by the His was Billy
Yeah, my man and got her credit card Bought my man a Pathfinder Jeep, up I actin' like we ain't been down Know what I'm sayin'? He never get love me
Always tryin' to con me but I ain't for it Word it down Tell 'em you want Kid Capri
Man I a VCR, really (Really, really) I thought you was goin' to lookout, You told me to be here six By that time, you said you'd be to make the drop
Well, I guess frontin' again When you gonna be on the up and up my You conning, you better chill 'Cause a brother like me will on Billy
He did it, he did it, up man I'm on him man He tried to front on the Kid Capri, His was Billy
Ain't no way in the I'ma let that go Lords of funk ain't to have that Know I mean? His name was Billy
Man, you to grow up before you blow up You what I'm sayin? Stop tryin' to play post with a low income His name was
I ain't it Now before you think doin' it Let me tell you
mess with Bill (No, no, no, no) Don't mess with His was Billy
His was Billy I think Billy his lesson leave that crack alone I'm here