We interrupt this program to bring you a report We are looking for a man named Billy who has just been For use of credit cards, use of UPS trucks and trying To sell crack to an token clerk is this world coming to? Well, I'll tell you
Yeah, his name is Now let me you About guy right here it
A brainiac, con artist to the T to geese you and me Talks like a psychotic pimp, walks with a but he's a wimp Mastermind of the world, he lives with his wife And a cute girl now this is the story of a family And the man of the family, huh, his name was
Yeah, you know, guy named Billy He was always conning He was always away with murder word His name was
He tried to have tossin' Olde E money I tryin' to have that but let me tell you about this
Oh, Billy Billy Billy, whassup for Ha, ha, tell me, did you ever a way To that money real quick? Well, I got an idea So what's the idea? chip
a job, some numbers, two credit cards We'll split it even but the odds Twenty to one, who's Crumb? He's a big fat man he carries a fat gun
Now Billy, a smooth out his door, a to the elevator Gets on the sixth and gets off on the Then heads out the building His pocket knife in his hand
'em you're a man Billy, understand? A few people try to mug him, crack love him Delivery boys highly of him Parcel, very colossal
Sometimes he get a bit Don't even care, if stare He gets his package look around, then he's outta Well, day, another dollar
Don't wanna do it, boy but he's A diamond to sell, three point one So he did? Sold it to the first floor fagot No money, one and a third
But the brother's gonna get, as high as a bottoms, yes, the man invented the slacks Old fashioned them naked pointy shoes with spats He got the limp to his walk, hat cocked right
Walkin' down the block, lookin' like Willy man is amazing, he does a lot He can tell you he can do and what he can not He get you or TV's, clocks and beds
He's gettin, to life Once he's caught by the His name was
Yeah, my man went and got her card Bought my man a Jeep, word up I actin' like we ain't been down Know I'm sayin'? He never get love from me
tryin' to con me but I ain't goin' for it Word break it Tell 'em what you Kid Capri
Man I need a VCR, (Really, really) I you was goin' to lookout, BILLY You me to be here six o'clock By that time, you said you'd be ready to the drop
Well, I guess you're again you gonna be on the up and up my friend? You conning, you better chill 'Cause a brother like me squeal on Billy
He did it, he did it, up man I'm on him man He tried to on the Kid Capri, word His name was
Ain't no way in the world let that go Lords of funk ain't tryin to have Know what I mean? His was Billy
Man, you to grow up before you blow up You know I'm sayin? tryin' to play high post with a low income His name was
I ain't it Now before you think about it Let me tell you
Don't mess with (No, no, no, no) Don't mess Bill His name was
His name was I Billy learned his lesson Just leave that alone I'm outta