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(only until movie ends-for now)
[Stan:] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deer just went running by, oh the snow's pure and white on the Earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!!! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! All the happy stop to say hello!
Get out of my way!
[Stan:] Even though the temperature is low, it's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet, little town!
[Stan's Well, good morning, Stan!
[Stan:] Mom! Can I have eight to see a movie?
[Stan's A movie?
[Stan:] Yeah! It's gonna be the best ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
[Stan's Alright, here you go, but be back for supper!
[Stan:] mom!
[Stan's mom:] Oh what a picture perfect child, just like Jesus he's tender and mild, and he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown! What an angel with a heart so sweat and sure, a so open and pure. Thank god we live in this quiet, redneck mountain town!
[Stan:] (Knocks on door) Dude, wake up! Kenny! on!
Coming!
[Stan:] Kenny! The Terrance and Philip movie is out! come?
[Kenny:] Of I want to come, let's go!
[Kenny's mom:] do you think you're goin'?
Goin' to go see the Terrance and Philip movie!
[Kenny's mom:] You can't! You to go to church!
[Kenny:] But mom, I really to see this movie!
[Kenny's Fine! You go ahead and miss church! But when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
OK!
[Stan:] You see your breath hangin' in the air, you see homeless people but you just don't care, it's a sea of smiles in which be glad to drown!
[Kenny:] Don't ya know our little town is something to seeee, and it is important to meeee!
[Stan:] That's right! It's morning in our quiet, little, white bred, redneck mountain town!

Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Kyle:] Alright Ike, the baby!
[Ike:] kick the baby!
[Kyle:] Kick the baby! (Kicks Ike window)
[Sheila:] Ike! You broke another window! a bad baby! Bad baby!
[Stan:] Kyle! We're to the Terrance and Philip movie!
(Shows movie ad)
Oh my god, dude!
[Sheila:] Kyle, are you going?!
[Kyle:] uhh... going ice-skating!
Well, take your little brother out with you!
[Kyle:] aw mom, he's not even my brother! He's adopted!
Do as I say Kyle!
OK, OK, I'm sorry!
[Sheila:] Look at those Frail and Fragile boys, it really gets me down! The world is such a rotten place, and city life is a complete disgrace! That's why I moved to this redneck meshugannah, quiet toooown!!!!!
(Ike busted window)
Ike! Bad baby! (Ike: Bah-buh-buh!)
[TV ad:] This program was to you by snacky snoodle; the fun of smores in a delightful cookie crunch.
(Ding-dong!)
Mom!! Somebody's at the door!
[Ms. Cartman:] hon!
Hey! Can't see the TV!
[TV Reporter:] It's been six weeks since Saddam Hessian was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is glad to be rid of him.
[Ms. Cartman:] Oh look Eric! It's your little
Fireman!
[Eric:] What're you guys here?
(shows ad)
Oh, Sweet dude! YES, YES!!!
[All four kids:] Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete! 'Cause Terrance and are sweet! (Eric: Super Sweet!) Thank god we live in this quiet, little, redneck, po-dunk white-trash(Kenny: Kick ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Stan: Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Philips; Asses of Fire, please?)
NO!
[Kyle:] What do you no?
[Clerk:] Terrance and Philip; Asses of Fire has been rated R from the Motion Picture Association of America; you have to be by a parent or guardian.
[Kyle:] But
[Clerk:] this movie has naughty language! Next please...
(Six-graders and get ticket from clerk)
Th-This can't be happening!
[Kyle:] We have to see movie, dude...
Ah, screw it, it probably isn't all that good anyway.
[Kyle:] Cartman, are you talking about? You love Terrance and Philip!
Yeah, but the animation is all crappy.
[Stan:] Wait, got an idea!

man:] uh...hi. I want six tickets to Asses of Fire.
[Clerk:] This movie not be appropriate for your young ones.
[Homeless man] Hey, he says this movie isn't for you.
[Stan:] Look Mr. Homeless guy, if you don't want to buy us tickets, and not get your ten bucks, and not go buy yourself a bottle of Vodka, be my guest.
[Homeless Six tickets, please...
(ding)

[Kyle:] Let me some candy, Cartman.
[Eric:] Oh let's see, uh... nope, I don't have any candy.
[Kyle:] Like you really all that Chocolate, fat boy!
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Stan:] Shh! The starting!
( Starts)
Hooray!
[Philip:] Say, Terrance... What did the Spanish say to the Uranium gynecologist?
I don't know, Philip, what?
( Philip farts in face)
( laugh)
{Stan:] Where do the up with this stuff?
You're such a pig fuckah, Philip!
[Kyle:] What did he
[Philip:] Terrance, why did you me a pig fuckah?
Oh, well, let's see... first of all, you fuck pigs!
Oh yeah!
( laugh)
[Terrance:] Yeah fuck my ass and me a bitch!
[Philip:] Oh you faced cockmaster!
Shit faced cockmaster...!
[Terrance:] Listen, you shit-eater!
[Kyle:] shit-eater...
donkey-rabing sheed-eatah!
[Terrance:] fuck your uncle!
[Philip:] fuck your uncle!
[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka you're an uncle fucka, yes it's true nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just your uncle all day long!
noises]
Hmm!
[farting

[farting
What's going on here?
[Farting
What garbage!
[Man:] Well, do you expect? They're Canadian.
[People:]
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] your fucking face uncle fucka
[Terrance:] fucka
[Terrance:] You're a boner biting uncle fucka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked uncle yesterday
(laughing)]
[People:] fucka... that's
U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
tonight...
[Phillip:] my balls!