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Bigger, longer, & uncut script
(only until movie scene now)
[Stan:] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deer just went running by, oh the snow's pure and white on the rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!!! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say hello!
Get out of my way!
[Stan:] Even the temperature is low, it's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet, little mountain town!
mom:] Well, good morning, Stan!
[Stan:] Mom! Can I have eight to see a movie?
[Stan's A movie?
[Stan:] Yeah! It's gonna be the best movie ever! It's a film from Canada!
[Stan's mom:] Alright, here you go, but be for supper!
Thanks mom!
[Stan's mom:] Oh what a picture perfect child, just like he's tender and mild, and he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown! What an angel with a heart so sweat and sure, a mind so open and pure. Thank god we live in this quiet, redneck mountain town!
[Stan:] (Knocks on door) Dude, wake up! Kenny! on!
Coming!
[Stan:] Kenny! The Terrance and Philip is out! Wanna come?
[Kenny:] Of I want to come, let's go!
[Kenny's Where do you think you're goin'?
[Kenny:] Goin' to go see the and Philip movie!
mom:] You can't! You have to go to church!
[Kenny:] But mom, I want to see this movie!
[Kenny's mom:] Fine! You go ahead and miss church! But when you die and go to hell, you can to Satan!
OK!
[Stan:] You see your breath hangin' in the air, you see people but you just don't care, it's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
[Kenny:] Don't ya know our town is something to seeee, and it really is important to meeee!
[Stan:] That's right! Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white bred, redneck mountain town!

Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Kyle:] Alright Ike, the baby!
[Ike:] kick the baby!
[Kyle:] Kick the baby! (Kicks Ike window)
[Sheila:] Ike! You broke window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby!
[Stan:] Kyle! We're going to the Terrance and movie!
(Shows movie ad)
Oh my god, dude!
[Sheila:] Kyle, are you going?!
[Kyle:] uhh... we're ice-skating!
[Sheila:] Well, take little brother out with you!
aw mom, he's not even my real brother! He's adopted!
Do as I say Kyle!
OK, OK, I'm sorry!
[Sheila:] Look at those Frail and Fragile boys, it really gets me down! The world is such a rotten place, and city life is a complete disgrace! That's why I moved to this redneck meshugannah, quiet toooown!!!!!
(Ike busted window)
Ike! Bad baby! (Ike: Bah-buh-buh!)
[TV ad:] This program was brought to you by snoodle; the fun of smores in a delightful cookie crunch.
(Ding-dong!)
[Eric:] Mom!! at the door!
[Ms. Coming hon!
[Eric:] Hey! see the TV!
[TV Reporter:] It's been six weeks since Saddam Hessian was killed by a of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
[Ms. Cartman:] Oh look Eric! It's little friends
Fireman!
[Eric:] What're you doing here?
(shows ad)
Oh, Sweet dude! YES, YES!!!
[All four kids:] Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this movie's make our lives complete! 'Cause Terrance and Philips are sweet! (Eric: Super Sweet!) Thank god we live in this quiet, little, redneck, po-dunk white-trash(Kenny: Kick ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Stan: Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Philips; Asses of Fire, please?)
NO!
[Kyle:] What do you no?
[Clerk:] Terrance and Philip; Asses of has been rated R from the Motion Picture Association of America; you have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
[Kyle:] But
[Clerk:] Because this movie has naughty language! please...
(Six-graders and get ticket from clerk)
[Stan:] can't be happening!
[Kyle:] We have to see movie, dude...
Ah, screw it, it probably isn't all that good anyway.
[Kyle:] Cartman, what are you talking You love Terrance and Philip!
[Eric:] Yeah, but the is all crappy.
[Stan:] Wait, got an idea!

[Homeless man:] uh...hi. I want six tickets to of Fire.
[Clerk:] This movie might not be appropriate for your ones.
[Homeless man] Hey, he says this movie appropriate for you.
[Stan:] Look Mr. guy, if you don't want to buy us tickets, and not get your ten bucks, and not go buy yourself a bottle of Vodka, then be my guest.
[Homeless Six tickets, please...
(ding)

[Kyle:] Let me some candy, Cartman.
[Eric:] Oh let's see, uh... nope, I don't have any candy.
Like you really need all that Chocolate, fat boy!
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Stan:] Shh! The starting!
( Starts)
Hooray!
[Philip:] Say, Terrance... What did the priest say to the Uranium gynecologist?
[Terrance:] I know, Philip, what?
( Philip in Terrance's face)
( laugh)
{Stan:] Where do the come up with this
[Terrance:] such a pig fuckah, Philip!
[Kyle:] did he say?
[Philip:] Terrance, why did you call me a pig
[Terrance:] Oh, well, let's see... first of all, you pigs!
Oh yeah!
( laugh)
[Terrance:] Yeah fuck my ass and me a bitch!
[Philip:] Oh you faced cockmaster!
[Eric:] faced cockmaster...!
[Terrance:] Listen, you shit-eater!
Donkey-raping shit-eater...
[Ike:] sheed-eatah!
[Terrance:] You'd your uncle!
[Philip:] fuck your uncle!
[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka you're an uncle fucka, yes it's true nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
[Phillip:] Shut your face uncle fucka you're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!
[farting
Hmm!
[farting

[farting
[Mounty:] going on here?
[Farting
[Lady:] garbage!
[Man:] Well, do you expect? They're Canadian.
[People:]
Fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut fucking face uncle fucka
[Terrance:] fucka
[Terrance:] You're a boner bastard uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked your yesterday
(laughing)]
[People:] fucka... that's
[Everyone:] fuck you Uncle
tonight...
[Phillip:] my balls!