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(only until movie ends-for now)
[Stan:] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some just went running by, oh the snow's pure and white on the Earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!!! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say hello!
Get out of my way!
[Stan:] though the temperature is low, it's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet, little mountain town!
[Stan's mom:] Well, morning, Stan!
[Stan:] Mom! Can I have dollars to see a movie?
[Stan's mom:] A
[Stan:] Yeah! It's be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
[Stan's Alright, here you go, but be back for supper!
[Stan:] mom!
[Stan's mom:] Oh what a picture perfect child, just like Jesus he's tender and mild, and he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown! What an angel with a heart so and sure, a mind so open and pure. Thank god we live in this quiet, redneck mountain town!
[Stan:] (Knocks on door) Dude, up! Kenny! Come on!
Coming!
[Stan:] Kenny! The Terrance and movie is out! Wanna come?
[Kenny:] Of I want to come, let's go!
[Kenny's mom:] Where do you think you're
[Kenny:] Goin' to go see the Terrance and movie!
[Kenny's You can't! You have to go to church!
[Kenny:] But mom, I really to see this movie!
[Kenny's Fine! You go ahead and miss church! But when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
OK!
[Stan:] You see breath hangin' in the air, you see homeless people but you just don't care, it's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
[Kenny:] Don't ya know our little town is something to seeee, and it is important to meeee!
[Stan:] That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white bred, redneck town!

Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Kyle:] Alright Ike, the baby!
[Ike:] kick the baby!
[Kyle:] Kick the baby! (Kicks Ike window)
[Sheila:] Ike! You broke window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby!
[Stan:] Kyle! going to the Terrance and Philip movie!
[Kenny:] (Shows ad)
Oh my god, dude!
[Sheila:] Kyle, are you going?!
[Kyle:] uhh... we're ice-skating!
Well, take your little brother out with you!
[Kyle:] aw mom, he's not even my brother! He's adopted!
Do as I say Kyle!
OK, OK, I'm sorry!
[Sheila:] Look at those Frail and Fragile boys, it really me down! The world is such a rotten place, and city life is a complete disgrace! That's why I moved to this redneck meshugannah, quiet mountain toooown!!!!!
(Ike through window)
Ike! Bad baby! (Ike: Bah-buh-buh!)
[TV ad:] This program was brought to you by snoodle; the fun of smores in a delightful cookie crunch.
(Ding-dong!)
[Eric:] Mom!! at the door!
[Ms. Cartman:] hon!
[Eric:] Hey! see the TV!
[TV Reporter:] It's six weeks since Saddam Hessian was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
[Ms. Oh look Eric! It's your little friends
Fireman!
[Eric:] What're you doing here?
(shows ad)
Oh, Sweet dude! YES, YES!!!
[All four kids:] Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete! 'Cause Terrance and Philips are sweet! (Eric: Super Sweet!) Thank god we live in this quiet, little, redneck, po-dunk white-trash(Kenny: Kick ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Stan: Can I five tickets to Terrance and Philips; Asses of Fire, please?)
NO!
[Kyle:] What do you no?
[Clerk:] Terrance and Philip; Asses of Fire has been rated R from the Motion Picture of America; you have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
But why?
[Clerk:] Because movie has naughty language! Next please...
(Six-graders come and get from clerk)
[Stan:] can't be happening!
[Kyle:] We have to see movie, dude...
[Eric:] Ah, screw it, it probably all that good anyway.
Cartman, what are you talking about? You love Terrance and Philip!
[Eric:] Yeah, but the is all crappy.
[Stan:] Wait, got an idea!

[Homeless uh...hi. I want six tickets to Asses of Fire.
This movie might not be appropriate for your young ones.
[Homeless man] Hey, he says movie isn't appropriate for you.
[Stan:] Look Mr. Homeless guy, if you don't want to buy us tickets, and not get your ten bucks, and not go buy a bottle of Vodka, then be my guest.
[Homeless Six tickets, please...
(ding)

[Kyle:] Let me some candy, Cartman.
[Eric:] Oh let's see, uh... nope, I have any Jewish candy.
[Kyle:] Like you really need all Chocolate, fat boy!
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Stan:] Shh! The starting!
( Starts)
Hooray!
[Philip:] Say, Terrance... What did the priest say to the Uranium gynecologist?
I don't know, Philip, what?
( Philip in Terrance's face)
( laugh)
{Stan:] Where do the come up this stuff?
[Terrance:] such a pig fuckah, Philip!
[Kyle:] did he say?
[Philip:] Terrance, why did you call me a pig
[Terrance:] Oh, well, let's see... of all, you fuck pigs!
Oh yeah!
( laugh)
[Terrance:] Yeah my ass and call me a bitch!
[Philip:] Oh you shit cockmaster!
[Eric:] Shit cockmaster...!
Listen, you Donkey-raping shit-eater!
[Kyle:] shit-eater...
[Ike:] sheed-eatah!
[Terrance:] fuck your uncle!
[Philip:] fuck your uncle!
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka you're an uncle fucka, yes it's true nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck uncle all day long!
[farting
Hmm!
[farting

[farting
What's going on here?
[Farting
What garbage!
[Man:] Well, what do you They're Canadian.
[People:]
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your fucking face fucka
[Terrance:] fucka
[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard fucka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle fucka I say
[Terrance:] Well you your uncle yesterday
(laughing)]
[People:] Uncle fucka...
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E you Uncle
tonight...
[Phillip:] my balls!