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(only until movie ends-for now)
[Stan:] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deer just went running by, oh the snow's pure and white on the Earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!!! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! All the happy stop to say hello!
Get out of my way!
[Stan:] though the temperature is low, it's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet, little mountain town!
[Stan's Well, good morning, Stan!
[Stan:] Mom! Can I have eight dollars to see a
[Stan's A movie?
[Stan:] Yeah! It's gonna be the movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
[Stan's mom:] Alright, you go, but be back for supper!
[Stan:] mom!
[Stan's mom:] Oh what a picture perfect child, just like Jesus he's tender and mild, and he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown! What an angel with a heart so and sure, a mind so open and pure. Thank god we live in this quiet, redneck mountain town!
(Knocks on door) Dude, wake up! Kenny! Come on!
Coming!
[Stan:] Kenny! The Terrance and movie is out! Wanna come?
[Kenny:] Of course I to come, let's go!
[Kenny's mom:] Where do you think you're
[Kenny:] Goin' to go see the and Philip movie!
mom:] You can't! You have to go to church!
[Kenny:] But mom, I want to see this movie!
[Kenny's mom:] Fine! You go ahead and church! But when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
OK!
[Stan:] You see your breath hangin' in the air, you see homeless people but you just don't care, it's a sea of smiles in which be glad to drown!
[Kenny:] Don't ya know our little town is something to seeee, and it is important to meeee!
That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white bred, redneck mountain town!

Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Kyle:] Alright Ike, the baby!
Don't kick the baby!
[Kyle:] Kick the baby! (Kicks Ike window)
[Sheila:] Ike! You broke another window! a bad baby! Bad baby!
Kyle! We're going to the Terrance and Philip movie!
[Kenny:] (Shows ad)
Oh my god, dude!
[Sheila:] Kyle, are you going?!
uhh... we're going ice-skating!
[Sheila:] Well, your little brother out with you!
[Kyle:] aw mom, he's not even my brother! He's adopted!
Do as I say Kyle!
OK, OK, I'm sorry!
[Sheila:] Look at those Frail and Fragile boys, it gets me down! The world is such a rotten place, and city life is a complete disgrace! That's why I moved to this redneck meshugannah, quiet mountain toooown!!!!!
(Ike through window)
Ike! Bad baby! (Ike: Bah-buh-buh!)
[TV ad:] This program was brought to you by snoodle; the fun of smores in a delightful cookie crunch.
(Ding-dong!)
Mom!! Somebody's at the door!
[Ms. Coming hon!
Hey! Can't see the TV!
[TV Reporter:] It's been six weeks Saddam Hessian was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
[Ms. Cartman:] Oh Eric! It's your little friends
Fireman!
[Eric:] What're you doing here?
(shows ad)
Oh, Sweet dude! YES, YES!!!
[All four kids:] Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete! 'Cause Terrance and Philips are sweet! (Eric: Super Sweet!) Thank god we live in this quiet, little, redneck, po-dunk white-trash(Kenny: Kick ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Stan: Can I have five to Terrance and Philips; Asses of Fire, please?)
NO!
[Kyle:] do you mean no?
[Clerk:] Terrance and Philip; Asses of has been rated R from the Motion Picture Association of America; you have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
But why?
[Clerk:] Because this movie has naughty language! please...
(Six-graders come and get ticket clerk)
[Stan:] Th-This be happening!
[Kyle:] We to see this movie, dude...
[Eric:] Ah, screw it, it probably isn't all that anyway.
[Kyle:] Cartman, what are you talking about? You Terrance and Philip!
Yeah, but the animation is all crappy.
[Stan:] Wait, got an idea!

[Homeless man:] uh...hi. I want six tickets to of Fire.
[Clerk:] This might not be appropriate for your young ones.
[Homeless man] Hey, he this movie isn't appropriate for you.
[Stan:] Look Mr. Homeless guy, if you don't want to buy us tickets, and not get your ten bucks, and not go buy yourself a of Vodka, then be my guest.
man:] Six tickets, please...
(ding)

[Kyle:] Let me some candy, Cartman.
[Eric:] Oh let's see, uh... nope, I don't have any candy.
[Kyle:] Like you really need all Chocolate, fat boy!
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Stan:] Shh! The starting!
( Starts)
Hooray!
[Philip:] Say, Terrance... What did the Spanish say to the Uranium gynecologist?
I don't know, Philip, what?
( Philip in Terrance's face)
( laugh)
{Stan:] Where do the come up with stuff?
[Terrance:] such a pig fuckah, Philip!
What did he say?
[Philip:] Terrance, why did you me a pig fuckah?
[Terrance:] Oh, well, let's see... first of all, you pigs!
Oh yeah!
( laugh)
[Terrance:] fuck my ass and call me a bitch!
[Philip:] Oh you faced cockmaster!
[Eric:] faced cockmaster...!
Listen, you Donkey-raping shit-eater!
[Kyle:] shit-eater...
donkey-rabing sheed-eatah!
[Terrance:] You'd your uncle!
[Philip:] You'd fuck uncle!
[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka you're an uncle fucka, yes it's true nobody uncles quite like you!
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!
noises]
Hmm!
[farting

[farting
[Mounty:] What's on here?
noises]
[Lady:] garbage!
Well, what do you expect? They're Canadian.
[People:]
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your fucking uncle fucka
[Terrance:] uncle
[Terrance:] You're a boner biting uncle fucka
[Phillip:] You're an fucka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked uncle yesterday
(laughing)]
[People:] Uncle fucka...
[Everyone:] fuck you Uncle
tonight...
[Phillip:] my balls!