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(only movie scene ends-for now)
[Stan:] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some just went running by, oh the snow's pure and white on the Earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!!! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say hello!
Get out of my way!
[Stan:] Even though the temperature is low, it's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet, little town!
mom:] Well, good morning, Stan!
[Stan:] Mom! Can I have eight dollars to see a
[Stan's A movie?
[Stan:] Yeah! It's gonna be the best movie ever! It's a film from Canada!
[Stan's Alright, here you go, but be back for supper!
[Stan:] mom!
[Stan's mom:] Oh what a picture perfect child, just like Jesus he's tender and mild, and he'd wear a while he wore a thorny crown! What an angel with a heart so sweat and sure, a mind so open and pure. Thank god we live in this quiet, redneck mountain town!
(Knocks on door) Dude, wake up! Kenny! Come on!
Coming!
[Stan:] Kenny! The Terrance and Philip movie is out! Wanna
Of course I want to come, let's go!
[Kenny's mom:] Where do you think you're
Goin' to go see the Terrance and Philip movie!
[Kenny's mom:] You can't! You to go to church!
[Kenny:] But mom, I really to see this movie!
[Kenny's mom:] Fine! You go ahead and church! But when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
OK!
[Stan:] You see your hangin' in the air, you see homeless people but you just don't care, it's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
[Kenny:] Don't ya know our little town is to seeee, and it really is important to meeee!
That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white bred, redneck mountain town!

Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Kyle:] Alright Ike, the baby!
[Ike:] kick the baby!
[Kyle:] the baby! (Kicks Ike through window)
[Sheila:] Ike! You another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby!
[Stan:] Kyle! We're to the Terrance and Philip movie!
(Shows movie ad)
Oh my god, dude!
[Sheila:] Kyle, are you going?!
uhh... we're going ice-skating!
[Sheila:] Well, take your brother out with you!
[Kyle:] aw mom, he's not my real brother! He's adopted!
Do as I say Kyle!
OK, OK, I'm sorry!
[Sheila:] Look at those Frail and Fragile boys, it really gets me down! The world is such a rotten place, and city life is a complete disgrace! That's why I moved to this meshugannah, quiet mountain toooown!!!!!
(Ike busted window)
Ike! Bad baby! (Ike: Bah-buh-buh!)
[TV ad:] This program was brought to you by snacky snoodle; the fun of in a delightful cookie crunch.
(Ding-dong!)
Mom!! Somebody's at the door!
[Ms. Coming hon!
Hey! Can't see the TV!
[TV Reporter:] It's been six since Saddam Hessian was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
[Ms. Cartman:] Oh Eric! It's your little friends
Fireman!
[Eric:] What're you guys here?
(shows ad)
Oh, Sweet dude! YES, YES!!!
[All four kids:] Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete! Terrance and Philips are sweet! (Eric: Super Sweet!) Thank god we live in this quiet, little, redneck, po-dunk white-trash(Kenny: Kick ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Stan: Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Philips; Asses of Fire, please?)
NO!
[Kyle:] do you mean no?
[Clerk:] Terrance and Philip; Asses of Fire has been rated R from the Motion Picture Association of America; you have to be by a parent or guardian.
[Kyle:] But
[Clerk:] Because this movie has language! Next please...
(Six-graders come and get ticket clerk)
Th-This can't be happening!
[Kyle:] We have to see movie, dude...
[Eric:] Ah, screw it, it probably isn't all good anyway.
[Kyle:] Cartman, what are you talking You love Terrance and Philip!
[Eric:] Yeah, but the is all crappy.
[Stan:] Wait, got an idea!

man:] uh...hi. I want six tickets to Asses of Fire.
[Clerk:] This movie might not be appropriate for your ones.
man] Hey, he says this movie isn't appropriate for you.
[Stan:] Look Mr. Homeless guy, if you don't want to buy us tickets, and not get your ten bucks, and not go buy a bottle of Vodka, then be my guest.
man:] Six tickets, please...
(ding)

[Kyle:] Let me some candy, Cartman.
[Eric:] Oh let's see, uh... nope, I don't any Jewish candy.
[Kyle:] Like you really need all Chocolate, fat boy!
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Stan:] Shh! The starting!
( Starts)
Hooray!
[Philip:] Say, Terrance... What did the Spanish say to the Uranium gynecologist?
I don't know, Philip, what?
( Philip in Terrance's face)
( laugh)
{Stan:] Where do the up with this stuff?
[Terrance:] such a pig fuckah, Philip!
[Kyle:] What did he
[Philip:] Terrance, why did you me a pig fuckah?
[Terrance:] Oh, well, let's see... first of all, you pigs!
Oh yeah!
( laugh)
Yeah fuck my ass and call me a bitch!
[Philip:] Oh you faced cockmaster!
Shit faced cockmaster...!
[Terrance:] Listen, you shit-eater!
Donkey-raping shit-eater...
[Ike:] sheed-eatah!
[Terrance:] fuck your uncle!
[Philip:] You'd your uncle!
[Terrance:] Shut fucking face uncle fucka you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka you're an uncle fucka, yes it's true nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!
[farting
Hmm!
[farting

[farting
[Mounty:] What's on here?
[Farting
[Lady:] garbage!
[Man:] Well, do you expect? They're Canadian.
[People:]
Fucker fucker fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your fucking uncle fucka
uncle fucka
[Terrance:] You're a boner bastard uncle fucka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle fucka I say
Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
(laughing)]
[People:] Uncle fucka...
[Everyone:] fuck you Uncle
tonight...
[Phillip:] my balls!