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(only until movie ends-for now)
[Stan:] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deer just went running by, oh the snow's pure and white on the Earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!!! The sun is shining and the is green, under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say hello!
Get out of my way!
[Stan:] Even though the temperature is low, it's a perfect morning in my quiet, little mountain town!
[Stan's mom:] Well, morning, Stan!
[Stan:] Mom! Can I have eight to see a movie?
[Stan's A movie?
[Stan:] Yeah! It's gonna be the movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
[Stan's Alright, here you go, but be back for supper!
[Stan:] mom!
[Stan's mom:] Oh what a picture perfect child, just like Jesus tender and mild, and he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown! What an angel with a heart so sweat and sure, a mind so open and pure. Thank god we live in this quiet, redneck mountain town!
(Knocks on door) Dude, wake up! Kenny! Come on!
Coming!
[Stan:] Kenny! The and Philip movie is out! Wanna come?
Of course I want to come, let's go!
[Kenny's mom:] Where do you think you're
Goin' to go see the Terrance and Philip movie!
[Kenny's mom:] You can't! You to go to church!
But mom, I really want to see this movie!
[Kenny's mom:] Fine! You go ahead and miss church! But you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
OK!
[Stan:] You see your breath hangin' in the air, you see people but you just don't care, it's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
Don't ya know our little town is something to seeee, and it really is important to meeee!
[Stan:] That's right! It's morning in our quiet, little, white bred, redneck mountain town!

Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Kyle:] Alright Ike, the baby!
[Ike:] Don't the baby!
Kick the baby! (Kicks Ike through window)
[Sheila:] Ike! You broke window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby!
[Stan:] Kyle! We're going to the and Philip movie!
[Kenny:] (Shows ad)
Oh my god, dude!
[Sheila:] Kyle, are you going?!
[Kyle:] uhh... going ice-skating!
[Sheila:] Well, take your brother out with you!
aw mom, he's not even my real brother! He's adopted!
Do as I say Kyle!
OK, OK, I'm sorry!
[Sheila:] Look at those Frail and Fragile boys, it gets me down! The world is such a rotten place, and city life is a complete disgrace! That's why I moved to this redneck meshugannah, quiet mountain toooown!!!!!
(Ike through window)
Ike! Bad baby! (Ike: Bah-buh-buh!)
[TV ad:] This program was brought to you by snacky snoodle; the fun of in a delightful cookie crunch.
(Ding-dong!)
Mom!! Somebody's at the door!
[Ms. Coming hon!
[Eric:] Hey! see the TV!
[TV Reporter:] It's been six weeks Saddam Hessian was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
[Ms. Cartman:] Oh look Eric! It's your little
Fireman!
[Eric:] What're you guys here?
(shows ad)
Oh, Sweet dude! YES, YES!!!
[All four kids:] Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete! 'Cause Terrance and Philips are sweet! (Eric: Super Sweet!) Thank god we live in this quiet, little, redneck, po-dunk white-trash(Kenny: Kick ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Stan: Can I have tickets to Terrance and Philips; Asses of Fire, please?)
NO!
[Kyle:] What do you no?
[Clerk:] Terrance and Philip; Asses of Fire has been rated R the Motion Picture Association of America; you have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
[Kyle:] But
[Clerk:] Because this movie has naughty language! please...
(Six-graders and get ticket from clerk)
Th-This can't be happening!
[Kyle:] We have to see movie, dude...
[Eric:] Ah, screw it, it isn't all that good anyway.
Cartman, what are you talking about? You love Terrance and Philip!
[Eric:] Yeah, but the is all crappy.
[Stan:] Wait, got an idea!

[Homeless uh...hi. I want six tickets to Asses of Fire.
[Clerk:] movie might not be appropriate for your young ones.
[Homeless man] Hey, he says movie isn't appropriate for you.
[Stan:] Look Mr. guy, if you don't want to buy us tickets, and not get your ten bucks, and not go buy yourself a bottle of Vodka, then be my guest.
[Homeless Six tickets, please...
(ding)

[Kyle:] Let me have candy, Cartman.
[Eric:] Oh let's see, uh... nope, I have any Jewish candy.
[Kyle:] Like you really need all Chocolate, fat boy!
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Stan:] Shh! The starting!
( Starts)
Hooray!
[Philip:] Say, Terrance... What did the Spanish priest say to the gynecologist?
[Terrance:] I know, Philip, what?
( farts in Terrance's face)
( laugh)
{Stan:] Where do the come up this stuff?
You're such a pig fuckah, Philip!
[Kyle:] What did he
Terrance, why did you call me a pig fuckah?
[Terrance:] Oh, well, let's see... first of all, you pigs!
Oh yeah!
( laugh)
[Terrance:] fuck my ass and call me a bitch!
Oh you shit faced cockmaster!
[Eric:] Shit cockmaster...!
[Terrance:] Listen, you shit-eater!
[Kyle:] shit-eater...
[Ike:] sheed-eatah!
[Terrance:] fuck your uncle!
[Philip:] fuck your uncle!
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka you're an uncle fucka, yes it's true nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka you eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!
[farting
Hmm!
[farting

[farting
[Mounty:] What's on here?
noises]
[Lady:] garbage!
Well, what do you expect? They're Canadian.
[People:]
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your fucking face fucka
[Terrance:] fucka
[Terrance:] You're a boner biting uncle fucka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked your yesterday
(laughing)]
[People:] fucka... that's
U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
tonight...
[Phillip:] my balls!