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(only movie scene ends-for now)
[Stan:] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deer just went running by, oh the snow's pure and white on the Earth rich and brown! another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!!! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say hello!
Get out of my way!
[Stan:] Even though the temperature is low, it's a perfect Sunday in my quiet, little mountain town!
[Stan's Well, good morning, Stan!
[Stan:] Mom! Can I have eight dollars to see a
[Stan's A movie?
[Stan:] Yeah! It's gonna be the best movie ever! It's a film from Canada!
[Stan's Alright, here you go, but be back for supper!
Thanks mom!
[Stan's mom:] Oh what a picture perfect child, just like Jesus he's and mild, and he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown! What an angel with a heart so sweat and sure, a mind so open and pure. Thank god we live in this quiet, redneck mountain town!
[Stan:] (Knocks on door) Dude, wake up! Kenny! on!
Coming!
[Stan:] Kenny! The Terrance and Philip is out! Wanna come?
[Kenny:] Of I want to come, let's go!
[Kenny's Where do you think you're goin'?
[Kenny:] Goin' to go see the Terrance and movie!
[Kenny's You can't! You have to go to church!
[Kenny:] But mom, I really to see this movie!
[Kenny's mom:] Fine! You go ahead and church! But when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
OK!
[Stan:] You see your breath hangin' in the air, you see homeless people but you just don't care, a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
[Kenny:] Don't ya know our town is something to seeee, and it really is important to meeee!
[Stan:] That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white bred, mountain town!

Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Kyle:] Ike, Kick the baby!
[Ike:] kick the baby!
[Kyle:] the baby! (Kicks Ike through window)
[Sheila:] Ike! You broke window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby!
[Stan:] Kyle! going to the Terrance and Philip movie!
[Kenny:] (Shows ad)
Oh my god, dude!
[Sheila:] Kyle, are you going?!
[Kyle:] uhh... going ice-skating!
[Sheila:] Well, your little brother out with you!
[Kyle:] aw mom, he's not even my real brother! adopted!
Do as I say Kyle!
OK, OK, I'm sorry!
[Sheila:] Look at those Frail and Fragile boys, it really gets me down! The world is such a place, and city life is a complete disgrace! That's why I moved to this redneck meshugannah, quiet mountain toooown!!!!!
(Ike through window)
Ike! Bad baby! (Ike: Bah-buh-buh!)
[TV ad:] This was brought to you by snacky snoodle; the fun of smores in a delightful cookie crunch.
(Ding-dong!)
Mom!! Somebody's at the door!
[Ms. Coming hon!
Hey! Can't see the TV!
[TV Reporter:] It's been six weeks since Saddam was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
[Ms. Oh look Eric! It's your little friends
Fireman!
[Eric:] you guys doing here?
(shows ad)
[Eric:] Oh, dude! YES, YES!!!
[All four kids:] Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And movie's gonna make our lives complete! 'Cause Terrance and Philips are sweet! (Eric: Super Sweet!) Thank god we live in this quiet, little, redneck, po-dunk white-trash(Kenny: Kick ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Stan: Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Philips; Asses of Fire, please?)
NO!
[Kyle:] do you mean no?
[Clerk:] Terrance and Philip; Asses of Fire has been rated R from the Motion Picture Association of you have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
But why?
[Clerk:] Because movie has naughty language! Next please...
(Six-graders come and get ticket clerk)
[Stan:] can't be happening!
[Kyle:] We have to see movie, dude...
[Eric:] Ah, screw it, it isn't all that good anyway.
Cartman, what are you talking about? You love Terrance and Philip!
[Eric:] Yeah, but the is all crappy.
Wait, I've got an idea!

[Homeless man:] uh...hi. I want six to Asses of Fire.
[Clerk:] This might not be appropriate for your young ones.
[Homeless man] Hey, he says this movie appropriate for you.
[Stan:] Look Mr. Homeless guy, if you don't want to buy us tickets, and not get ten bucks, and not go buy yourself a bottle of Vodka, then be my guest.
man:] Six tickets, please...
(ding)

[Kyle:] Let me have candy, Cartman.
[Eric:] Oh let's see, uh... nope, I have any Jewish candy.
[Kyle:] you really need all that Chocolate, fat boy!
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Stan:] Shh! The starting!
( Starts)
Hooray!
[Philip:] Say, Terrance... What did the priest say to the Uranium gynecologist?
[Terrance:] I don't know, Philip,
( farts in Terrance's face)
( laugh)
{Stan:] Where do the come up this stuff?
You're such a pig fuckah, Philip!
[Kyle:] did he say?
[Philip:] Terrance, why did you me a pig fuckah?
[Terrance:] Oh, well, see... first of all, you fuck pigs!
Oh yeah!
( laugh)
[Terrance:] Yeah fuck my ass and me a bitch!
Oh you shit faced cockmaster!
[Eric:] Shit cockmaster...!
[Terrance:] Listen, you shit-eater!
[Kyle:] shit-eater...
donkey-rabing sheed-eatah!
[Terrance:] You'd fuck uncle!
[Philip:] fuck your uncle!
[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka you're an uncle fucka, yes true nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're the one that fucked uncle, uncle fucka you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!
noises]
Hmm!
[farting

[farting
[Mounty:] What's going on
noises]
[Lady:] garbage!
[Man:] Well, what do you expect? Canadian.
OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your fucking face uncle
uncle fucka
[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard fucka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle fucka I say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked your yesterday
(laughing)]
[People:] fucka... that's
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E fuck you
tonight...
[Phillip:] my balls!