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(only until movie ends-for now)
[Stan:] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deer just went running by, oh the snow's pure and white on the Earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!!! The sun is shining and the is green, under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say hello!
Get out of my way!
[Stan:] Even though the is low, it's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet, little mountain town!
[Stan's Well, good morning, Stan!
[Stan:] Mom! Can I have eight to see a movie?
[Stan's mom:] A
[Stan:] Yeah! It's gonna be the best movie ever! a foreign film from Canada!
mom:] Alright, here you go, but be back for supper!
[Stan:] mom!
[Stan's mom:] Oh what a picture perfect child, just like Jesus he's tender and mild, and he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown! What an angel with a heart so sweat and sure, a mind so and pure. Thank god we live in this quiet, redneck mountain town!
[Stan:] (Knocks on door) Dude, wake up! Kenny! on!
Coming!
[Stan:] Kenny! The and Philip movie is out! Wanna come?
[Kenny:] Of course I to come, let's go!
[Kenny's Where do you think you're goin'?
[Kenny:] Goin' to go see the Terrance and movie!
mom:] You can't! You have to go to church!
[Kenny:] But mom, I want to see this movie!
mom:] Fine! You go ahead and miss church! But when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
OK!
[Stan:] You see your breath hangin' in the air, you see homeless people but you just care, it's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
[Kenny:] Don't ya know our little town is to seeee, and it really is important to meeee!
[Stan:] That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, bred, redneck mountain town!

Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Kyle:] Alright Ike, the baby!
[Ike:] Don't the baby!
[Kyle:] Kick the baby! (Kicks Ike window)
[Sheila:] Ike! You another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby!
[Stan:] Kyle! We're going to the and Philip movie!
[Kenny:] (Shows ad)
Oh my god, dude!
[Sheila:] Kyle, are you going?!
[Kyle:] uhh... going ice-skating!
[Sheila:] Well, take your little brother out you!
[Kyle:] aw mom, not even my real brother! He's adopted!
Do as I say Kyle!
OK, OK, I'm sorry!
[Sheila:] Look at those Frail and Fragile boys, it gets me down! The world is such a rotten place, and city life is a complete disgrace! That's why I moved to this redneck meshugannah, quiet mountain toooown!!!!!
(Ike through window)
Ike! Bad baby! (Ike: Bah-buh-buh!)
[TV ad:] This program was brought to you by snacky the fun of smores in a delightful cookie crunch.
(Ding-dong!)
Mom!! Somebody's at the door!
[Ms. Coming hon!
Hey! Can't see the TV!
[TV Reporter:] It's been six weeks since Saddam Hessian was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is glad to be rid of him.
[Ms. Cartman:] Oh look Eric! It's little friends
Fireman!
[Eric:] What're you guys here?
(shows ad)
Oh, Sweet dude! YES, YES!!!
[All four kids:] Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, because the movies teach us our parents don't have time to say! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete! 'Cause Terrance and Philips are sweet! (Eric: Super Sweet!) Thank god we live in this quiet, little, redneck, po-dunk white-trash(Kenny: Kick ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Stan: Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Philips; Asses of Fire, please?)
NO!
[Kyle:] What do you no?
[Clerk:] Terrance and Philip; Asses of Fire has been R from the Motion Picture Association of America; you have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
But why?
[Clerk:] Because this movie has language! Next please...
(Six-graders come and get ticket clerk)
[Stan:] Th-This be happening!
[Kyle:] We to see this movie, dude...
[Eric:] Ah, it, it probably isn't all that good anyway.
[Kyle:] Cartman, what are you talking about? You love and Philip!
[Eric:] Yeah, but the is all crappy.
Wait, I've got an idea!

[Homeless man:] uh...hi. I want six to Asses of Fire.
[Clerk:] This movie might not be for your young ones.
[Homeless man] Hey, he says this movie appropriate for you.
[Stan:] Mr. Homeless guy, if you don't want to buy us tickets, and not get your ten bucks, and not go buy yourself a bottle of Vodka, then be my guest.
man:] Six tickets, please...
(ding)

[Kyle:] Let me some candy, Cartman.
[Eric:] Oh see, uh... nope, I don't have any Jewish candy.
[Kyle:] Like you really all that Chocolate, fat boy!
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Stan:] Shh! The starting!
( Starts)
Hooray!
[Philip:] Say, Terrance... What did the Spanish priest say to the Uranium
[Terrance:] I don't know, Philip,
( farts in Terrance's face)
( laugh)
{Stan:] do the come up with this stuff?
You're such a pig fuckah, Philip!
[Kyle:] What did he
Terrance, why did you call me a pig fuckah?
[Terrance:] Oh, well, see... first of all, you fuck pigs!
Oh yeah!
( laugh)
Yeah fuck my ass and call me a bitch!
[Philip:] Oh you faced cockmaster!
[Eric:] faced cockmaster...!
Listen, you Donkey-raping shit-eater!
[Kyle:] shit-eater...
[Ike:] sheed-eatah!
[Terrance:] You'd your uncle!
[Philip:] You'd fuck uncle!
[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka you're an uncle fucka, yes it's true fucks uncles quite like you!
[Phillip:] your fucking face uncle fucka you're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!
[farting
Hmm!
[farting

[farting
[Mounty:] going on here?
[Farting
What garbage!
[Man:] Well, what do you expect? Canadian.
OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] your fucking face uncle fucka
[Terrance:] uncle
[Terrance:] You're a biting bastard uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked uncle yesterday
(laughing)]
[People:] Uncle fucka...
[Everyone:] fuck you Uncle
tonight...
[Phillip:] my balls!