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[Stan:] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deer just went running by, oh the pure and white on the Earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!!! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say hello!
Get out of my way!
[Stan:] Even though the temperature is low, it's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet, mountain town!
[Stan's mom:] Well, morning, Stan!
[Stan:] Mom! Can I have dollars to see a movie?
[Stan's A movie?
[Stan:] Yeah! It's gonna be the best ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
[Stan's mom:] Alright, here you go, but be for supper!
[Stan:] mom!
[Stan's mom:] Oh what a picture child, just like Jesus he's tender and mild, and he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown! What an angel with a heart so sweat and sure, a mind so open and pure. Thank god we live in this quiet, redneck mountain town!
(Knocks on door) Dude, wake up! Kenny! Come on!
Coming!
[Stan:] Kenny! The and Philip movie is out! Wanna come?
[Kenny:] Of I want to come, let's go!
[Kenny's mom:] do you think you're goin'?
[Kenny:] Goin' to go see the and Philip movie!
[Kenny's mom:] You can't! You to go to church!
[Kenny:] But mom, I want to see this movie!
[Kenny's Fine! You go ahead and miss church! But when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
OK!
[Stan:] You see your breath hangin' in the air, you see homeless but you just don't care, it's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
[Kenny:] ya know our little town is something to seeee, and it really is important to meeee!
[Stan:] That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white bred, mountain town!

Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Kyle:] Alright Ike, the baby!
[Ike:] kick the baby!
Kick the baby! (Kicks Ike through window)
[Sheila:] Ike! You broke another window! a bad baby! Bad baby!
[Stan:] Kyle! We're to the Terrance and Philip movie!
[Kenny:] (Shows ad)
Oh my god, dude!
[Sheila:] Kyle, are you going?!
[Kyle:] uhh... we're ice-skating!
[Sheila:] Well, take your brother out with you!
[Kyle:] aw mom, he's not even my real brother! adopted!
Do as I say Kyle!
OK, OK, I'm sorry!
[Sheila:] Look at those Frail and Fragile boys, it really gets me down! The world is such a rotten place, and city life is a complete disgrace! That's why I moved to redneck meshugannah, quiet mountain toooown!!!!!
(Ike busted window)
Ike! Bad baby! (Ike: Bah-buh-buh!)
[TV ad:] This program was to you by snacky snoodle; the fun of smores in a delightful cookie crunch.
(Ding-dong!)
Mom!! Somebody's at the door!
[Ms. Cartman:] hon!
Hey! Can't see the TV!
[TV Reporter:] It's been six weeks since Saddam Hessian was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still to be rid of him.
[Ms. Cartman:] Oh look Eric! It's your little
Fireman!
[Eric:] What're you guys here?
(shows ad)
Oh, Sweet dude! YES, YES!!!
[All four kids:] Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete! 'Cause Terrance and Philips are sweet! (Eric: Super Sweet!) Thank god we live in this quiet, little, redneck, white-trash(Kenny: Kick ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Stan: Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Philips; Asses of Fire, please?)
NO!
[Kyle:] What do you no?
[Clerk:] Terrance and Philip; Asses of Fire has been rated R from the Picture Association of America; you have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
[Kyle:] But
[Clerk:] this movie has naughty language! Next please...
(Six-graders and get ticket from clerk)
[Stan:] Th-This be happening!
[Kyle:] We to see this movie, dude...
Ah, screw it, it probably isn't all that good anyway.
[Kyle:] Cartman, what are you talking about? You Terrance and Philip!
Yeah, but the animation is all crappy.
[Stan:] Wait, got an idea!

man:] uh...hi. I want six tickets to Asses of Fire.
[Clerk:] This movie not be appropriate for your young ones.
[Homeless man] Hey, he this movie isn't appropriate for you.
[Stan:] Look Mr. Homeless guy, if you don't to buy us tickets, and not get your ten bucks, and not go buy yourself a bottle of Vodka, then be my guest.
man:] Six tickets, please...
(ding)

[Kyle:] Let me have candy, Cartman.
Oh let's see, uh... nope, I don't have any Jewish candy.
[Kyle:] Like you really all that Chocolate, fat boy!
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Stan:] Shh! The starting!
( Starts)
Hooray!
[Philip:] Say, Terrance... What did the Spanish say to the Uranium gynecologist?
I don't know, Philip, what?
( Philip in Terrance's face)
( laugh)
{Stan:] Where do the come up this stuff?
You're such a pig fuckah, Philip!
[Kyle:] did he say?
[Philip:] Terrance, why did you call me a pig
[Terrance:] Oh, well, let's see... of all, you fuck pigs!
Oh yeah!
( laugh)
[Terrance:] Yeah fuck my ass and me a bitch!
[Philip:] Oh you faced cockmaster!
[Eric:] Shit cockmaster...!
Listen, you Donkey-raping shit-eater!
[Kyle:] shit-eater...
[Ike:] sheed-eatah!
[Terrance:] You'd your uncle!
[Philip:] You'd your uncle!
[Terrance:] Shut your fucking uncle fucka you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka you're an uncle fucka, yes it's true nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck uncle all day long!
noises]
Hmm!
[farting

[farting
What's going on here?
[Farting
What garbage!
[Man:] Well, what do you expect? Canadian.
OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your fucking face fucka
uncle fucka
[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard uncle
[Phillip:] an uncle fucka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked your yesterday
(laughing)]
[People:] Uncle fucka...
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E fuck you
tonight...
[Phillip:] my balls!