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[Stan:] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deer just went running by, oh the snow's pure and white on the Earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!!! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the three of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say hello!
Get out of my way!
[Stan:] Even though the temperature is low, it's a perfect Sunday in my quiet, little mountain town!
[Stan's Well, good morning, Stan!
[Stan:] Mom! Can I have dollars to see a movie?
mom:] A movie?
[Stan:] Yeah! It's gonna be the movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
[Stan's mom:] Alright, you go, but be back for supper!
Thanks mom!
[Stan's mom:] Oh what a picture perfect child, just like Jesus he's tender and mild, and he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown! What an angel a heart so sweat and sure, a mind so open and pure. Thank god we live in this quiet, redneck mountain town!
(Knocks on door) Dude, wake up! Kenny! Come on!
Coming!
[Stan:] Kenny! The Terrance and movie is out! Wanna come?
[Kenny:] Of course I to come, let's go!
[Kenny's mom:] do you think you're goin'?
[Kenny:] Goin' to go see the Terrance and movie!
[Kenny's mom:] You can't! You to go to church!
But mom, I really want to see this movie!
[Kenny's Fine! You go ahead and miss church! But when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
OK!
[Stan:] You see breath hangin' in the air, you see homeless people but you just don't care, it's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
[Kenny:] Don't ya know our little town is to seeee, and it really is important to meeee!
That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white bred, redneck mountain town!

Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Kyle:] Alright Ike, the baby!
Don't kick the baby!
[Kyle:] Kick the baby! (Kicks Ike window)
Ike! You broke another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby!
[Stan:] Kyle! We're going to the and Philip movie!
(Shows movie ad)
Oh my god, dude!
[Sheila:] Kyle, are you going?!
[Kyle:] uhh... going ice-skating!
[Sheila:] Well, take little brother out with you!
aw mom, he's not even my real brother! He's adopted!
Do as I say Kyle!
OK, OK, I'm sorry!
[Sheila:] Look at those Frail and Fragile boys, it really me down! The world is such a rotten place, and city life is a complete disgrace! That's why I moved to this redneck meshugannah, quiet mountain toooown!!!!!
(Ike busted window)
Ike! Bad baby! (Ike: Bah-buh-buh!)
[TV ad:] This was brought to you by snacky snoodle; the fun of smores in a delightful cookie crunch.
(Ding-dong!)
Mom!! Somebody's at the door!
[Ms. Coming hon!
[Eric:] Hey! see the TV!
[TV Reporter:] It's six weeks since Saddam Hessian was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
[Ms. Cartman:] Oh look Eric! It's your little
Fireman!
[Eric:] What're you doing here?
(shows ad)
[Eric:] Oh, dude! YES, YES!!!
[All four kids:] Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn that we know, because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete! 'Cause Terrance and Philips are sweet! (Eric: Super Sweet!) Thank god we live in this quiet, little, redneck, po-dunk white-trash(Kenny: Kick ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Stan: Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Philips; Asses of Fire, please?)
NO!
[Kyle:] do you mean no?
[Clerk:] Terrance and Philip; Asses of Fire has been rated R from the Picture Association of America; you have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
But why?
[Clerk:] Because this has naughty language! Next please...
(Six-graders come and get ticket clerk)
[Stan:] can't be happening!
[Kyle:] We to see this movie, dude...
Ah, screw it, it probably isn't all that good anyway.
[Kyle:] Cartman, what are you talking about? You Terrance and Philip!
Yeah, but the animation is all crappy.
[Stan:] Wait, got an idea!

[Homeless man:] uh...hi. I want six tickets to of Fire.
[Clerk:] This movie not be appropriate for your young ones.
[Homeless man] Hey, he says this isn't appropriate for you.
[Stan:] Look Mr. Homeless guy, if you want to buy us tickets, and not get your ten bucks, and not go buy yourself a bottle of Vodka, then be my guest.
[Homeless Six tickets, please...
(ding)

[Kyle:] Let me some candy, Cartman.
[Eric:] Oh see, uh... nope, I don't have any Jewish candy.
[Kyle:] Like you really all that Chocolate, fat boy!
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Stan:] Shh! The starting!
( Starts)
Hooray!
[Philip:] Say, Terrance... did the Spanish priest say to the Uranium gynecologist?
I don't know, Philip, what?
( Philip farts in face)
( laugh)
{Stan:] Where do the come up with stuff?
[Terrance:] such a pig fuckah, Philip!
[Kyle:] did he say?
Terrance, why did you call me a pig fuckah?
[Terrance:] Oh, well, see... first of all, you fuck pigs!
Oh yeah!
( laugh)
[Terrance:] fuck my ass and call me a bitch!
[Philip:] Oh you faced cockmaster!
Shit faced cockmaster...!
[Terrance:] Listen, you shit-eater!
Donkey-raping shit-eater...
[Ike:] sheed-eatah!
[Terrance:] You'd your uncle!
[Philip:] You'd fuck uncle!
[Terrance:] Shut fucking face uncle fucka you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka you're an uncle fucka, yes it's true nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just your uncle all day long!
noises]
Hmm!
[farting

[farting
[Mounty:] What's going on
[Farting
[Lady:] garbage!
Well, what do you expect? They're Canadian.
[People:]
Fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your fucking face uncle
[Terrance:] uncle
[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard uncle
[Phillip:] You're an uncle fucka I say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked uncle yesterday
(laughing)]
[People:] Uncle fucka...
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E you Uncle
tonight...
[Phillip:] my balls!