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[Stan:] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deer just went by, oh the snow's pure and white on the Earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!!! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say hello!
Get out of my way!
[Stan:] Even though the temperature is low, it's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet, little town!
[Stan's Well, good morning, Stan!
Mom! Can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
[Stan's mom:] A
[Stan:] Yeah! It's be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
[Stan's mom:] Alright, here you go, but be for supper!
[Stan:] mom!
[Stan's mom:] Oh a picture perfect child, just like Jesus he's tender and mild, and he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown! What an angel with a heart so sweat and sure, a mind so open and pure. Thank god we live in this quiet, redneck mountain town!
[Stan:] (Knocks on door) Dude, wake up! Kenny! on!
Coming!
[Stan:] Kenny! The and Philip movie is out! Wanna come?
Of course I want to come, let's go!
[Kenny's Where do you think you're goin'?
[Kenny:] Goin' to go see the Terrance and movie!
[Kenny's mom:] You can't! You to go to church!
But mom, I really want to see this movie!
[Kenny's mom:] Fine! You go ahead and church! But when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
OK!
[Stan:] You see your breath hangin' in the air, you see homeless but you just don't care, it's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
[Kenny:] Don't ya know our little is something to seeee, and it really is important to meeee!
[Stan:] That's right! Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white bred, redneck mountain town!

Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Kyle:] Ike, Kick the baby!
Don't kick the baby!
[Kyle:] the baby! (Kicks Ike through window)
[Sheila:] Ike! You another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby!
Kyle! We're going to the Terrance and Philip movie!
[Kenny:] (Shows ad)
Oh my god, dude!
[Sheila:] Kyle, are you going?!
uhh... we're going ice-skating!
[Sheila:] Well, take your little brother out you!
[Kyle:] aw mom, not even my real brother! He's adopted!
Do as I say Kyle!
OK, OK, I'm sorry!
[Sheila:] Look at those Frail and boys, it really gets me down! The world is such a rotten place, and city life is a complete disgrace! That's why I moved to this redneck meshugannah, quiet mountain toooown!!!!!
(Ike through window)
Ike! Bad baby! (Ike: Bah-buh-buh!)
[TV ad:] This was brought to you by snacky snoodle; the fun of smores in a delightful cookie crunch.
(Ding-dong!)
Mom!! Somebody's at the door!
[Ms. Cartman:] hon!
Hey! Can't see the TV!
[TV Reporter:] It's been six weeks since Saddam Hessian was by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
[Ms. Cartman:] Oh look Eric! your little friends
Fireman!
[Eric:] What're you guys doing
(shows ad)
Oh, Sweet dude! YES, YES!!!
[All four kids:] Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, because the movies us what our parents don't have time to say! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete! 'Cause Terrance and Philips are sweet! (Eric: Super Sweet!) Thank god we live in this quiet, little, redneck, po-dunk white-trash(Kenny: Kick ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Stan: Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Philips; Asses of Fire, please?)
NO!
[Kyle:] What do you no?
[Clerk:] Terrance and Asses of Fire has been rated R from the Motion Picture Association of America; you have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
But why?
[Clerk:] Because this has naughty language! Next please...
(Six-graders come and get from clerk)
[Stan:] Th-This be happening!
[Kyle:] We have to see movie, dude...
[Eric:] Ah, it, it probably isn't all that good anyway.
[Kyle:] Cartman, what are you talking about? You Terrance and Philip!
Yeah, but the animation is all crappy.
[Stan:] Wait, got an idea!

[Homeless uh...hi. I want six tickets to Asses of Fire.
[Clerk:] This movie might not be appropriate for your ones.
man] Hey, he says this movie isn't appropriate for you.
[Stan:] Look Mr. Homeless guy, if you don't want to buy us tickets, and not get your ten bucks, and not go buy yourself a of Vodka, then be my guest.
man:] Six tickets, please...
(ding)

[Kyle:] Let me have candy, Cartman.
Oh let's see, uh... nope, I don't have any Jewish candy.
[Kyle:] Like you really all that Chocolate, fat boy!
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Stan:] Shh! The starting!
( Starts)
Hooray!
[Philip:] Say, Terrance... What did the Spanish priest say to the gynecologist?
[Terrance:] I don't know, Philip,
( Philip farts in face)
( laugh)
{Stan:] Where do the up with this stuff?
[Terrance:] You're a pig fuckah, Philip!
[Kyle:] did he say?
Terrance, why did you call me a pig fuckah?
[Terrance:] Oh, well, let's see... first of all, you pigs!
Oh yeah!
( laugh)
[Terrance:] Yeah my ass and call me a bitch!
Oh you shit faced cockmaster!
[Eric:] faced cockmaster...!
[Terrance:] Listen, you shit-eater!
Donkey-raping shit-eater...
[Ike:] sheed-eatah!
[Terrance:] You'd fuck uncle!
[Philip:] fuck your uncle!
[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka you're an uncle fucka, yes it's true fucks uncles quite like you!
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just your uncle all day long!
[farting
Hmm!
[farting

[farting
[Mounty:] What's going on
noises]
[Lady:] garbage!
[Man:] Well, what do you They're Canadian.
[People:]
Fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] your fucking face uncle fucka
[Terrance:] uncle
[Terrance:] a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
[Phillip:] You're an fucka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked your yesterday
(laughing)]
[People:] Uncle fucka...
[Everyone:] fuck you Uncle
tonight...
[Phillip:] my balls!