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[Stan:] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deer just went by, oh the snow's pure and white on the Earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!!! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say hello!
Get out of my way!
[Stan:] Even though the temperature is low, it's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet, little town!
[Stan's Well, good morning, Stan!
[Stan:] Mom! Can I have eight to see a movie?
mom:] A movie?
[Stan:] Yeah! It's be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
[Stan's mom:] Alright, you go, but be back for supper!
[Stan:] mom!
[Stan's mom:] Oh what a picture perfect child, just Jesus he's tender and mild, and he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown! What an angel with a heart so sweat and sure, a mind so open and pure. Thank god we live in this quiet, redneck mountain town!
[Stan:] (Knocks on door) Dude, wake up! Kenny! on!
Coming!
[Stan:] Kenny! The Terrance and Philip is out! Wanna come?
[Kenny:] Of course I want to come, go!
[Kenny's mom:] do you think you're goin'?
[Kenny:] to go see the Terrance and Philip movie!
[Kenny's You can't! You have to go to church!
[Kenny:] But mom, I want to see this movie!
[Kenny's mom:] Fine! You go ahead and miss church! But you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
OK!
[Stan:] You see your breath hangin' in the air, you see homeless people but you just don't care, it's a sea of smiles in which we'd be to drown!
[Kenny:] Don't ya know our town is something to seeee, and it really is important to meeee!
[Stan:] That's right! Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white bred, redneck mountain town!

Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Kyle:] Alright Ike, the baby!
Don't kick the baby!
[Kyle:] Kick the baby! (Kicks Ike window)
[Sheila:] Ike! You another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby!
[Stan:] Kyle! going to the Terrance and Philip movie!
[Kenny:] (Shows ad)
Oh my god, dude!
[Sheila:] Kyle, are you going?!
[Kyle:] uhh... we're ice-skating!
[Sheila:] Well, take your brother out with you!
aw mom, he's not even my real brother! He's adopted!
Do as I say Kyle!
OK, OK, I'm sorry!
[Sheila:] Look at those Frail and Fragile boys, it really gets me down! The world is such a rotten place, and city life is a complete disgrace! That's why I to this redneck meshugannah, quiet mountain toooown!!!!!
(Ike busted window)
Ike! Bad baby! (Ike: Bah-buh-buh!)
[TV ad:] This program was brought to you by snacky the fun of smores in a delightful cookie crunch.
(Ding-dong!)
[Eric:] Mom!! at the door!
[Ms. Coming hon!
[Eric:] Hey! see the TV!
[TV Reporter:] It's been six weeks Saddam Hessian was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
[Ms. Cartman:] Oh Eric! It's your little friends
Fireman!
[Eric:] What're you doing here?
(shows ad)
[Eric:] Oh, dude! YES, YES!!!
[All four kids:] Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete! 'Cause Terrance and Philips are sweet! (Eric: Super Sweet!) Thank god we in this quiet, little, redneck, po-dunk white-trash(Kenny: Kick ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Stan: Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Philips; Asses of Fire, please?)
NO!
[Kyle:] do you mean no?
[Clerk:] Terrance and Philip; Asses of Fire has been rated R from the Motion Picture Association of America; you to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
But why?
[Clerk:] Because this has naughty language! Next please...
(Six-graders come and get from clerk)
[Stan:] Th-This be happening!
[Kyle:] We to see this movie, dude...
[Eric:] Ah, screw it, it probably isn't all that anyway.
[Kyle:] Cartman, what are you about? You love Terrance and Philip!
Yeah, but the animation is all crappy.
[Stan:] Wait, got an idea!

[Homeless man:] uh...hi. I six tickets to Asses of Fire.
[Clerk:] This movie might not be appropriate for young ones.
[Homeless man] Hey, he this movie isn't appropriate for you.
[Stan:] Look Mr. guy, if you don't want to buy us tickets, and not get your ten bucks, and not go buy yourself a bottle of Vodka, then be my guest.
man:] Six tickets, please...
(ding)

[Kyle:] Let me have candy, Cartman.
[Eric:] Oh let's see, uh... nope, I have any Jewish candy.
[Kyle:] you really need all that Chocolate, fat boy!
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Stan:] Shh! The starting!
( Starts)
Hooray!
[Philip:] Say, Terrance... What did the priest say to the Uranium gynecologist?
I don't know, Philip, what?
( Philip in Terrance's face)
( laugh)
{Stan:] Where do the up with this stuff?
You're such a pig fuckah, Philip!
[Kyle:] What did he
[Philip:] Terrance, why did you me a pig fuckah?
[Terrance:] Oh, well, see... first of all, you fuck pigs!
Oh yeah!
( laugh)
[Terrance:] fuck my ass and call me a bitch!
Oh you shit faced cockmaster!
[Eric:] Shit cockmaster...!
Listen, you Donkey-raping shit-eater!
[Kyle:] shit-eater...
donkey-rabing sheed-eatah!
[Terrance:] fuck your uncle!
[Philip:] You'd your uncle!
[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka you're an uncle fucka, yes it's true fucks uncles quite like you!
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!
noises]
Hmm!
[farting

[farting
[Mounty:] What's on here?
[Farting
[Lady:] garbage!
[Man:] Well, what do you expect? Canadian.
[People:]
Fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your fucking uncle fucka
uncle fucka
[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard fucka
[Phillip:] You're an fucka I must say
Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
(laughing)]
[People:] Uncle fucka...
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E fuck you
tonight...
[Phillip:] my balls!