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Bigger, longer, & uncut script
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[Stan:] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deer just went running by, oh the snow's pure and on the Earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!!! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say hello!
Get out of my way!
[Stan:] Even though the temperature is low, it's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet, mountain town!
[Stan's Well, good morning, Stan!
[Stan:] Mom! Can I have dollars to see a movie?
[Stan's mom:] A
Yeah! It's gonna be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
[Stan's Alright, here you go, but be back for supper!
Thanks mom!
[Stan's mom:] Oh what a picture perfect child, just like Jesus he's tender and mild, and he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown! What an angel with a heart so sweat and sure, a mind so open and pure. Thank god we live in this quiet, mountain town!
[Stan:] (Knocks on door) Dude, wake up! Kenny! on!
Coming!
[Stan:] Kenny! The Terrance and Philip movie is out! come?
[Kenny:] Of course I want to come, go!
[Kenny's mom:] Where do you think you're
[Kenny:] to go see the Terrance and Philip movie!
[Kenny's mom:] You can't! You to go to church!
But mom, I really want to see this movie!
[Kenny's mom:] Fine! You go ahead and church! But when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
OK!
[Stan:] You see breath hangin' in the air, you see homeless people but you just don't care, it's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
[Kenny:] Don't ya know our town is something to seeee, and it really is important to meeee!
[Stan:] That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white bred, mountain town!

Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Kyle:] Alright Ike, the baby!
[Ike:] kick the baby!
Kick the baby! (Kicks Ike through window)
[Sheila:] Ike! You broke another window! a bad baby! Bad baby!
Kyle! We're going to the Terrance and Philip movie!
[Kenny:] (Shows ad)
Oh my god, dude!
[Sheila:] Kyle, are you going?!
uhh... we're going ice-skating!
[Sheila:] Well, take your little out with you!
aw mom, he's not even my real brother! He's adopted!
Do as I say Kyle!
OK, OK, I'm sorry!
[Sheila:] Look at those Frail and Fragile boys, it really gets me down! The world is such a rotten place, and city life is a complete disgrace! why I moved to this redneck meshugannah, quiet mountain toooown!!!!!
(Ike through window)
Ike! Bad baby! (Ike: Bah-buh-buh!)
[TV ad:] This program was brought to you by snacky the fun of smores in a delightful cookie crunch.
(Ding-dong!)
[Eric:] Mom!! at the door!
[Ms. Cartman:] hon!
[Eric:] Hey! see the TV!
[TV Reporter:] It's six weeks since Saddam Hessian was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
[Ms. Cartman:] Oh look Eric! It's little friends
Fireman!
[Eric:] What're you guys doing
(shows ad)
Oh, Sweet dude! YES, YES!!!
[All four kids:] Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete! 'Cause and Philips are sweet! (Eric: Super Sweet!) Thank god we live in this quiet, little, redneck, po-dunk white-trash(Kenny: Kick ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Stan: Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Philips; Asses of Fire, please?)
NO!
[Kyle:] What do you no?
[Clerk:] Terrance and Asses of Fire has been rated R from the Motion Picture Association of America; you have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
[Kyle:] But
[Clerk:] Because movie has naughty language! Next please...
(Six-graders come and get from clerk)
[Stan:] Th-This be happening!
[Kyle:] We to see this movie, dude...
[Eric:] Ah, screw it, it probably isn't all that anyway.
[Kyle:] Cartman, what are you talking about? You Terrance and Philip!
[Eric:] Yeah, but the is all crappy.
Wait, I've got an idea!

[Homeless man:] uh...hi. I six tickets to Asses of Fire.
[Clerk:] This movie might not be for your young ones.
[Homeless man] Hey, he says this movie isn't for you.
[Stan:] Look Mr. Homeless guy, if you don't want to buy us tickets, and not get your ten bucks, and not go buy yourself a of Vodka, then be my guest.
[Homeless Six tickets, please...
(ding)

[Kyle:] Let me some candy, Cartman.
[Eric:] Oh let's see, uh... nope, I don't any Jewish candy.
[Kyle:] you really need all that Chocolate, fat boy!
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Stan:] Shh! The starting!
( Starts)
Hooray!
[Philip:] Say, Terrance... What did the Spanish say to the Uranium gynecologist?
[Terrance:] I don't know, Philip,
( Philip farts in face)
( laugh)
Where do the come up with this stuff?
[Terrance:] such a pig fuckah, Philip!
[Kyle:] What did he
[Philip:] Terrance, why did you call me a pig
[Terrance:] Oh, well, see... first of all, you fuck pigs!
Oh yeah!
( laugh)
[Terrance:] Yeah my ass and call me a bitch!
Oh you shit faced cockmaster!
[Eric:] Shit cockmaster...!
[Terrance:] Listen, you shit-eater!
[Kyle:] shit-eater...
[Ike:] sheed-eatah!
You'd fuck your uncle!
[Philip:] You'd your uncle!
[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face fucka you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka you're an uncle fucka, yes it's true nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
[Phillip:] your fucking face uncle fucka you're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!
[farting
Hmm!
[farting

[farting
What's going on here?
[Farting
What garbage!
[Man:] Well, do you expect? They're Canadian.
[People:]
Fucker fucker fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your fucking uncle fucka
uncle fucka
[Terrance:] You're a biting bastard uncle fucka
[Phillip:] an uncle fucka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked your yesterday
(laughing)]
[People:] fucka... that's
U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
tonight...
[Phillip:] my balls!