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(only movie scene ends-for now)
[Stan:] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deer just went running by, oh the snow's pure and white on the Earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!!! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say hello!
Get out of my way!
[Stan:] Even though the temperature is low, a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet, little mountain town!
[Stan's Well, good morning, Stan!
[Stan:] Mom! Can I have dollars to see a movie?
mom:] A movie?
[Stan:] Yeah! gonna be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
mom:] Alright, here you go, but be back for supper!
[Stan:] mom!
[Stan's mom:] Oh what a picture perfect child, just Jesus he's tender and mild, and he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown! What an angel with a heart so sweat and sure, a mind so open and pure. Thank god we live in this quiet, redneck mountain town!
[Stan:] (Knocks on door) Dude, up! Kenny! Come on!
Coming!
[Stan:] Kenny! The Terrance and Philip is out! Wanna come?
[Kenny:] Of I want to come, let's go!
[Kenny's mom:] Where do you think you're
[Kenny:] to go see the Terrance and Philip movie!
mom:] You can't! You have to go to church!
[Kenny:] But mom, I want to see this movie!
[Kenny's mom:] Fine! You go ahead and miss church! But you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
OK!
[Stan:] You see your breath hangin' in the air, you see homeless people but you just don't care, it's a sea of smiles in which we'd be to drown!
[Kenny:] Don't ya know our little town is something to seeee, and it really is to meeee!
[Stan:] That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white bred, redneck town!

Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Kyle:] Alright Ike, the baby!
Don't kick the baby!
[Kyle:] the baby! (Kicks Ike through window)
[Sheila:] Ike! You broke another window! a bad baby! Bad baby!
[Stan:] Kyle! We're going to the and Philip movie!
[Kenny:] (Shows ad)
Oh my god, dude!
[Sheila:] Kyle, are you going?!
uhh... we're going ice-skating!
[Sheila:] Well, take your little brother out you!
[Kyle:] aw mom, he's not even my real brother! adopted!
Do as I say Kyle!
OK, OK, I'm sorry!
[Sheila:] Look at those Frail and Fragile boys, it really gets me down! The world is such a rotten place, and city life is a complete disgrace! why I moved to this redneck meshugannah, quiet mountain toooown!!!!!
(Ike through window)
Ike! Bad baby! (Ike: Bah-buh-buh!)
[TV ad:] This program was brought to you by snacky snoodle; the fun of in a delightful cookie crunch.
(Ding-dong!)
[Eric:] Mom!! at the door!
[Ms. Cartman:] hon!
[Eric:] Hey! see the TV!
[TV Reporter:] It's been six weeks since Hessian was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
[Ms. Cartman:] Oh look Eric! It's little friends
Fireman!
[Eric:] What're you doing here?
(shows ad)
Oh, Sweet dude! YES, YES!!!
[All four kids:] Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, because the movies teach us our parents don't have time to say! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete! 'Cause Terrance and Philips are sweet! (Eric: Super Sweet!) Thank god we live in this quiet, little, redneck, po-dunk white-trash(Kenny: Kick ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Stan: Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Philips; Asses of Fire, please?)
NO!
[Kyle:] What do you no?
[Clerk:] Terrance and Philip; Asses of Fire has been rated R from the Picture Association of America; you have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
[Kyle:] But
[Clerk:] Because movie has naughty language! Next please...
(Six-graders and get ticket from clerk)
[Stan:] Th-This be happening!
We have to see this movie, dude...
[Eric:] Ah, screw it, it probably isn't all good anyway.
[Kyle:] Cartman, what are you about? You love Terrance and Philip!
Yeah, but the animation is all crappy.
[Stan:] Wait, got an idea!

[Homeless uh...hi. I want six tickets to Asses of Fire.
[Clerk:] This movie might not be appropriate for young ones.
[Homeless man] Hey, he this movie isn't appropriate for you.
[Stan:] Look Mr. Homeless guy, if you don't want to buy us tickets, and not get ten bucks, and not go buy yourself a bottle of Vodka, then be my guest.
[Homeless Six tickets, please...
(ding)

Let me have some candy, Cartman.
[Eric:] Oh let's see, uh... nope, I have any Jewish candy.
[Kyle:] Like you need all that Chocolate, fat boy!
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Stan:] Shh! The starting!
( Starts)
Hooray!
[Philip:] Say, Terrance... What did the priest say to the Uranium gynecologist?
[Terrance:] I don't know, Philip,
( farts in Terrance's face)
( laugh)
{Stan:] do the come up with this stuff?
[Terrance:] You're a pig fuckah, Philip!
What did he say?
[Philip:] Terrance, why did you me a pig fuckah?
[Terrance:] Oh, well, see... first of all, you fuck pigs!
Oh yeah!
( laugh)
[Terrance:] Yeah my ass and call me a bitch!
[Philip:] Oh you faced cockmaster!
[Eric:] Shit cockmaster...!
Listen, you Donkey-raping shit-eater!
[Kyle:] shit-eater...
[Ike:] sheed-eatah!
[Terrance:] fuck your uncle!
[Philip:] fuck your uncle!
[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka you're an uncle fucka, yes true nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're the one that fucked uncle, uncle fucka you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!
[farting
Hmm!
[farting

[farting
[Mounty:] What's on here?
[Farting
What garbage!
[Man:] Well, what do you They're Canadian.
OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your face uncle fucka
uncle fucka
[Terrance:] You're a biting bastard uncle fucka
[Phillip:] You're an fucka I must say
[Terrance:] you fucked your uncle yesterday
(laughing)]
[People:] fucka... that's
[Everyone:] fuck you Uncle
tonight...
[Phillip:] my balls!