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(only until movie ends-for now)
[Stan:] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deer just went running by, oh the snow's pure and white on the Earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!!! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say hello!
Get out of my way!
[Stan:] though the temperature is low, it's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet, little mountain town!
[Stan's Well, good morning, Stan!
[Stan:] Mom! Can I have dollars to see a movie?
mom:] A movie?
[Stan:] Yeah! It's gonna be the best ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
[Stan's mom:] Alright, here you go, but be for supper!
Thanks mom!
[Stan's mom:] Oh what a perfect child, just like Jesus he's tender and mild, and he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown! What an angel with a heart so sweat and sure, a mind so open and pure. Thank god we live in this quiet, redneck mountain town!
[Stan:] (Knocks on door) Dude, up! Kenny! Come on!
Coming!
[Stan:] Kenny! The Terrance and Philip movie is out! Wanna
Of course I want to come, let's go!
[Kenny's mom:] Where do you think you're
[Kenny:] Goin' to go see the and Philip movie!
mom:] You can't! You have to go to church!
[Kenny:] But mom, I want to see this movie!
[Kenny's mom:] Fine! You go ahead and miss church! But when you die and go to hell, you can to Satan!
OK!
[Stan:] You see your breath hangin' in the air, you see homeless but you just don't care, it's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
[Kenny:] Don't ya know our little town is something to seeee, and it really is to meeee!
[Stan:] That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white bred, mountain town!

Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Kyle:] Alright Ike, the baby!
[Ike:] kick the baby!
Kick the baby! (Kicks Ike through window)
[Sheila:] Ike! You broke window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby!
[Stan:] Kyle! We're going to the and Philip movie!
(Shows movie ad)
Oh my god, dude!
[Sheila:] Kyle, are you going?!
uhh... we're going ice-skating!
[Sheila:] Well, take your little brother out you!
[Kyle:] aw mom, he's not even my brother! He's adopted!
Do as I say Kyle!
OK, OK, I'm sorry!
[Sheila:] Look at those Frail and boys, it really gets me down! The world is such a rotten place, and city life is a complete disgrace! That's why I moved to this redneck meshugannah, quiet mountain toooown!!!!!
(Ike busted window)
Ike! Bad baby! (Ike: Bah-buh-buh!)
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(Ding-dong!)
Mom!! Somebody's at the door!
[Ms. Cartman:] hon!
Hey! Can't see the TV!
[TV Reporter:] It's been six weeks since Hessian was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
[Ms. Cartman:] Oh look Eric! It's your little
Fireman!
[Eric:] What're you guys here?
(shows ad)
Oh, Sweet dude! YES, YES!!!
[All four kids:] Off to the movies we go, where we learn everything that we know, because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete! 'Cause Terrance and Philips are sweet! (Eric: Super Sweet!) Thank god we live in this quiet, little, redneck, po-dunk white-trash(Kenny: Kick ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Stan: Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Philips; Asses of Fire, please?)
NO!
[Kyle:] What do you no?
[Clerk:] Terrance and Philip; Asses of Fire has been rated R from the Motion Picture Association of you have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
But why?
[Clerk:] Because this movie has naughty language! please...
(Six-graders and get ticket from clerk)
[Stan:] Th-This be happening!
We have to see this movie, dude...
[Eric:] Ah, screw it, it isn't all that good anyway.
[Kyle:] Cartman, what are you talking about? You love and Philip!
Yeah, but the animation is all crappy.
[Stan:] Wait, got an idea!

[Homeless man:] uh...hi. I want six tickets to of Fire.
[Clerk:] This movie might not be appropriate for your ones.
man] Hey, he says this movie isn't appropriate for you.
[Stan:] Look Mr. Homeless guy, if you don't want to buy us tickets, and not get ten bucks, and not go buy yourself a bottle of Vodka, then be my guest.
man:] Six tickets, please...
(ding)

[Kyle:] Let me have candy, Cartman.
[Eric:] Oh let's see, uh... nope, I have any Jewish candy.
[Kyle:] Like you need all that Chocolate, fat boy!
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Stan:] Shh! The starting!
( Starts)
Hooray!
[Philip:] Say, Terrance... What did the priest say to the Uranium gynecologist?
I don't know, Philip, what?
( Philip in Terrance's face)
( laugh)
{Stan:] Where do the come up with this
[Terrance:] such a pig fuckah, Philip!
[Kyle:] did he say?
[Philip:] Terrance, why did you call me a pig
Oh, well, let's see... first of all, you fuck pigs!
Oh yeah!
( laugh)
[Terrance:] Yeah my ass and call me a bitch!
[Philip:] Oh you shit cockmaster!
[Eric:] Shit cockmaster...!
Listen, you Donkey-raping shit-eater!
[Kyle:] shit-eater...
donkey-rabing sheed-eatah!
[Terrance:] You'd your uncle!
You'd fuck your uncle!
[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're a cock ass licking uncle fucka you're an uncle fucka, yes it's true nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're the one that your uncle, uncle fucka you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!
noises]
Hmm!
[farting

[farting
[Mounty:] going on here?
[Farting
[Lady:] garbage!
[Man:] Well, what do you They're Canadian.
[People:]
Fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your fucking face uncle
uncle fucka
[Terrance:] You're a boner biting uncle fucka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle fucka I say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked uncle yesterday
(laughing)]
[People:] fucka... that's
[Everyone:] fuck you Uncle
tonight...
[Phillip:] my balls!