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(only movie scene ends-for now)
[Stan:] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deer just went running by, oh the snow's and white on the Earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!!! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say hello!
Get out of my way!
[Stan:] Even though the temperature is low, it's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet, mountain town!
[Stan's Well, good morning, Stan!
[Stan:] Mom! Can I have dollars to see a movie?
[Stan's mom:] A
[Stan:] Yeah! It's gonna be the best movie ever! It's a film from Canada!
[Stan's mom:] Alright, here you go, but be for supper!
[Stan:] mom!
[Stan's mom:] Oh what a picture perfect child, just like Jesus he's tender and mild, and he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown! What an angel with a heart so and sure, a mind so open and pure. Thank god we live in this quiet, redneck mountain town!
[Stan:] (Knocks on door) Dude, wake up! Kenny! on!
Coming!
[Stan:] Kenny! The and Philip movie is out! Wanna come?
[Kenny:] Of course I want to come, go!
[Kenny's mom:] do you think you're goin'?
[Kenny:] Goin' to go see the Terrance and movie!
mom:] You can't! You have to go to church!
[Kenny:] But mom, I want to see this movie!
[Kenny's mom:] Fine! You go ahead and miss church! But you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
OK!
[Stan:] You see your breath in the air, you see homeless people but you just don't care, it's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
[Kenny:] Don't ya know our town is something to seeee, and it really is important to meeee!
[Stan:] That's right! Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white bred, redneck mountain town!

Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Kyle:] Alright Ike, the baby!
[Ike:] Don't the baby!
[Kyle:] Kick the baby! (Kicks Ike window)
[Sheila:] Ike! You another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby!
[Stan:] Kyle! going to the Terrance and Philip movie!
(Shows movie ad)
Oh my god, dude!
[Sheila:] Kyle, are you going?!
uhh... we're going ice-skating!
[Sheila:] Well, take your brother out with you!
aw mom, he's not even my real brother! He's adopted!
Do as I say Kyle!
OK, OK, I'm sorry!
[Sheila:] Look at those Frail and boys, it really gets me down! The world is such a rotten place, and city life is a complete disgrace! That's why I moved to this redneck meshugannah, quiet mountain toooown!!!!!
(Ike through window)
Ike! Bad baby! (Ike: Bah-buh-buh!)
[TV ad:] This program was brought to you by snacky snoodle; the fun of smores in a delightful crunch.
(Ding-dong!)
[Eric:] Mom!! at the door!
[Ms. Coming hon!
Hey! Can't see the TV!
[TV Reporter:] It's been six weeks since Saddam was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
[Ms. Oh look Eric! It's your little friends
Fireman!
[Eric:] What're you guys here?
(shows ad)
Oh, Sweet dude! YES, YES!!!
[All four kids:] Off to the movies we shall go, where we everything that we know, because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete! 'Cause Terrance and Philips are sweet! (Eric: Super Sweet!) Thank god we live in this quiet, little, redneck, po-dunk white-trash(Kenny: Kick ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Stan: Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Philips; Asses of Fire, please?)
NO!
[Kyle:] What do you no?
[Clerk:] Terrance and Philip; Asses of Fire has been rated R from the Motion Picture Association of America; you have to be by a parent or guardian.
[Kyle:] But
[Clerk:] Because this movie has naughty language! please...
(Six-graders come and get ticket clerk)
[Stan:] Th-This be happening!
[Kyle:] We have to see movie, dude...
Ah, screw it, it probably isn't all that good anyway.
[Kyle:] Cartman, what are you talking about? You love and Philip!
[Eric:] Yeah, but the is all crappy.
Wait, I've got an idea!

[Homeless man:] uh...hi. I want six to Asses of Fire.
[Clerk:] movie might not be appropriate for your young ones.
[Homeless Hey, he says this movie isn't appropriate for you.
[Stan:] Look Mr. Homeless guy, if you don't to buy us tickets, and not get your ten bucks, and not go buy yourself a bottle of Vodka, then be my guest.
[Homeless Six tickets, please...
(ding)

[Kyle:] Let me some candy, Cartman.
[Eric:] Oh let's see, uh... nope, I don't have any candy.
[Kyle:] Like you need all that Chocolate, fat boy!
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Stan:] Shh! The starting!
( Starts)
Hooray!
[Philip:] Say, Terrance... did the Spanish priest say to the Uranium gynecologist?
I don't know, Philip, what?
( Philip farts in face)
( laugh)
{Stan:] Where do the up with this stuff?
[Terrance:] You're a pig fuckah, Philip!
[Kyle:] What did he
[Philip:] Terrance, why did you me a pig fuckah?
Oh, well, let's see... first of all, you fuck pigs!
Oh yeah!
( laugh)
[Terrance:] Yeah my ass and call me a bitch!
[Philip:] Oh you faced cockmaster!
Shit faced cockmaster...!
[Terrance:] Listen, you shit-eater!
[Kyle:] shit-eater...
donkey-rabing sheed-eatah!
[Terrance:] fuck your uncle!
[Philip:] You'd your uncle!
[Terrance:] Shut fucking face uncle fucka you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka you're an uncle fucka, yes it's true nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you fuck your uncle all day long!
noises]
Hmm!
[farting

[farting
What's going on here?
[Farting
[Lady:] garbage!
[Man:] Well, what do you They're Canadian.
OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your fucking face fucka
[Terrance:] fucka
[Terrance:] You're a boner biting uncle fucka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle fucka I say
[Terrance:] Well you your uncle yesterday
(laughing)]
[People:] fucka... that's
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E fuck you
tonight...
[Phillip:] my balls!