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(only until movie ends-for now)
[Stan:] There's a of birds in the sky, and some deer just went running by, oh the snow's pure and white on the Earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!!! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say hello!
Get out of my way!
[Stan:] Even though the temperature is low, a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet, little mountain town!
[Stan's mom:] Well, morning, Stan!
[Stan:] Mom! Can I eight dollars to see a movie?
mom:] A movie?
[Stan:] Yeah! It's gonna be the best ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
[Stan's mom:] Alright, you go, but be back for supper!
Thanks mom!
[Stan's mom:] Oh what a picture perfect child, just like Jesus he's tender and mild, and he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown! What an with a heart so sweat and sure, a mind so open and pure. Thank god we live in this quiet, redneck mountain town!
[Stan:] (Knocks on door) Dude, up! Kenny! Come on!
Coming!
[Stan:] Kenny! The Terrance and Philip movie is out! come?
Of course I want to come, let's go!
[Kenny's Where do you think you're goin'?
[Kenny:] Goin' to go see the Terrance and movie!
[Kenny's You can't! You have to go to church!
[Kenny:] But mom, I want to see this movie!
[Kenny's mom:] Fine! You go and miss church! But when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
OK!
[Stan:] You see your breath hangin' in the air, you see homeless people but you just don't care, it's a sea of smiles in which we'd be to drown!
[Kenny:] Don't ya our little town is something to seeee, and it really is important to meeee!
That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white bred, redneck mountain town!

Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Kyle:] Alright Ike, the baby!
[Ike:] Don't the baby!
[Kyle:] Kick the baby! (Kicks Ike window)
[Sheila:] Ike! You another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby!
[Stan:] Kyle! We're to the Terrance and Philip movie!
[Kenny:] (Shows ad)
Oh my god, dude!
[Sheila:] Kyle, are you going?!
uhh... we're going ice-skating!
[Sheila:] Well, take your little out with you!
[Kyle:] aw mom, he's not even my brother! He's adopted!
Do as I say Kyle!
OK, OK, I'm sorry!
[Sheila:] Look at those Frail and Fragile boys, it really gets me down! The is such a rotten place, and city life is a complete disgrace! That's why I moved to this redneck meshugannah, quiet mountain toooown!!!!!
(Ike through window)
Ike! Bad baby! (Ike: Bah-buh-buh!)
[TV ad:] This program was to you by snacky snoodle; the fun of smores in a delightful cookie crunch.
(Ding-dong!)
[Eric:] Mom!! at the door!
[Ms. Coming hon!
Hey! Can't see the TV!
[TV Reporter:] It's been six weeks since Saddam Hessian was killed by a pack of wild and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
[Ms. Cartman:] Oh look Eric! your little friends
Fireman!
[Eric:] What're you guys doing
(shows ad)
Oh, Sweet dude! YES, YES!!!
[All four kids:] Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything we know, because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete! 'Cause Terrance and Philips are sweet! (Eric: Super Sweet!) Thank god we live in this quiet, little, redneck, po-dunk white-trash(Kenny: Kick ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Stan: Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Philips; Asses of Fire, please?)
NO!
[Kyle:] What do you no?
[Clerk:] Terrance and Philip; of Fire has been rated R from the Motion Picture Association of America; you have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
[Kyle:] But
[Clerk:] Because this movie has naughty language! please...
(Six-graders come and get ticket clerk)
[Stan:] Th-This be happening!
We have to see this movie, dude...
[Eric:] Ah, screw it, it probably all that good anyway.
Cartman, what are you talking about? You love Terrance and Philip!
[Eric:] Yeah, but the is all crappy.
Wait, I've got an idea!

[Homeless man:] uh...hi. I want six tickets to of Fire.
[Clerk:] This movie might not be appropriate for your ones.
man] Hey, he says this movie isn't appropriate for you.
[Stan:] Look Mr. Homeless guy, if you don't want to buy us tickets, and not get ten bucks, and not go buy yourself a bottle of Vodka, then be my guest.
man:] Six tickets, please...
(ding)

[Kyle:] Let me some candy, Cartman.
[Eric:] Oh let's see, uh... nope, I don't have any candy.
[Kyle:] you really need all that Chocolate, fat boy!
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
[Stan:] Shh! The starting!
( Starts)
Hooray!
[Philip:] Say, Terrance... did the Spanish priest say to the Uranium gynecologist?
[Terrance:] I don't know, Philip,
( Philip in Terrance's face)
( laugh)
Where do the come up with this stuff?
[Terrance:] such a pig fuckah, Philip!
[Kyle:] What did he
[Philip:] Terrance, why did you call me a pig
[Terrance:] Oh, well, let's see... first of all, you pigs!
Oh yeah!
( laugh)
Yeah fuck my ass and call me a bitch!
[Philip:] Oh you faced cockmaster!
[Eric:] Shit cockmaster...!
Listen, you Donkey-raping shit-eater!
[Kyle:] shit-eater...
[Ike:] sheed-eatah!
[Terrance:] fuck your uncle!
[Philip:] fuck your uncle!
[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka you're an uncle fucka, yes true nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka you're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!
noises]
Hmm!
[farting

[farting
What's going on here?
[Farting
What garbage!
[Man:] Well, do you expect? They're Canadian.
[People:]
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] your fucking face uncle fucka
uncle fucka
[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard uncle
You're an uncle fucka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked your yesterday
(laughing)]
[People:] Uncle fucka...
U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
tonight...
[Phillip:] my balls!