Oh! Y'all been tellin' lies 'bout your penile region (Fuck me up here) That's I heard from your girl, boy
We like a big Johnson We like a great big We a great big Johnson We like a big Johnson
Big momma please don't give me drama 'bout my hummer If you ain't pleased, then tell me what I If you lie, I'll play the guy Tell me ten strong, you got a closer I know I ain't ten long, but okay You call me Big anyway And make me feel good my medium wood She got her eyes closed, rockin' me Tryin' to get a nut, while she callin' me Denzel But oh well, get it Berry, get it Halle Berry, get it Two can play the games in a thing And only percent of men got nine and up But eighty-five say they can't fit a cup, now what up? gotta be lyin', cause I am Claimin' 'bout on the hit-me scale But the truth is the six to range, you hang Just the average Joe Plain, fool
Bring black, white (uh huh) Bring (yeah), tonight (uh) If not, bye bye We like, we like a big Johnson (What you like?) We a great big Johnson (What you like?) We a great big Johnson (Ladies, you like?) We like a big Johnson (What you like?) We like a great big
Now entertainer claims hung but not wanted Being-less-than-a-female's-best But have you seen a Holmes movie? Got the double wide with a pack of porno groupies! Well my did, she stayed glued to dude He swingin' fourteen inches and the she clenches But she's my but she's his tonight And did I tell you John was white? Uh oh, we can't let the legends die I be Mandingo and he be the gringo It ain't to go like this, it was goin well Eight was swell, but brings hell But I can't compete this feat, so must I eat the ultimate burger, I on a cursor Triple W dot dot com Tryna drop bombs, lay it down and hit in John
Bring black, white (uh) length, tonight If not, bye bye We like, we a great big Johnson (What like?) We like a big Johnson (Ha, you like?) We like a big Johnson (What you like?) We like a big Johnson (Well say then) We like a big Johnson
You can blame it on the Internet, its too much To big studs lookin' for quick love and They used to only have magazines with a inch punk in a centerfold His pee-pee's But oh no my ego shrunk, they got hunks Big J Peg, beef to his leg No attached to the ride Plus they only touch they feminine side, so why try But I bought tools from the tools I the revolutions per minute, can make up for dippin' in it Ain't no in my game, you could make to claim You say your layin' the pipe, but pay attention to your man Come home from work and John Holmes be sittin' up in thing about fourteen inches deep And you in the doorway lookin' at three and a half
Bring black, bring (bring white?) length (huh?), tonight (say what?) If not (yeah), bye bye We like, we a great big Johnson (C'mon) We a great big Johnson (C'mon) We a great big Johnson (C'mon, chicks) We like a great big (C'mon, chicks) We like a great big (What you like?) We a great big Johnson (What you like?) We like a great big (Ladies, you like?) We like a great big (C'mon) We like a big Johnson
Big cock Damn girl, you meant that