Oh! been tellin' some lies 'bout your penile region (Fuck me up here) That's what I heard your girl, boy
We like a great big We like a great big We like a great big We like a big Johnson
Big momma please don't give me 'bout my love hummer If you pleased, then tell me what I need If you lie, I'll play the guy Tell me ten strong, you got a look I know I ain't ten long, but that's You call me Big anyway And make me feel 'bout my medium wood She got her eyes closed, me well Tryin' hard to get a nut, she callin' me Denzel But oh well, get it Berry, get it Halle Berry, get it Two can play the games in a thing And only five of men got nine and up But eighty-five percent say can't fit a cup, now what up? gotta be lyin', cause I am Claimin' twelve on the hit-me scale But the truth is the six to range, you hang like the average Joe Plain, fool
Bring black, white (uh huh) Bring length (yeah), (uh) If not, bye bye We like, we a great big Johnson (What you like?) We like a big Johnson (What you like?) We like a big Johnson (Ladies, you like?) We like a great big (What you like?) We a great big Johnson
Now every claims hung but not wanted Being-less-than-a-female's-best But you seen a John Holmes movie? Got the double wide with a pack of porno groupies! Well my girl did, she stayed to dude He swingin' inches and the remote she clenches But she's my Misses but his tonight And did I tell you Holmes was white? Uh oh, we can't let the legends die 'Cause I be Mandingo and he be the It supposed to go like this, it was goin well Eight was swell, but fourteen hell But I can't with this feat, so must I eat the burger, I clicked on a cursor Triple W dot dot com Tryna bombs, lay it down and hit in like John
Bring black, bring (uh) length, tonight If not, bye bye We like, we like a big Johnson (What like?) We like a great big (Ha, you like?) We like a big Johnson (What you like?) We like a big Johnson (Well say then) We like a big Johnson
You can blame it on the Internet, its too access To big lookin' for quick love and hugs They used to only have magazines with a three punk in a centerfold His cold But oh no my ego shrunk, when got hunks Big J Peg, beef to his leg No attached to the ride Plus they only touch with they side, so why try But I bought tools from the store I the revolutions per minute, can make up for dippin' in it Ain't no shame in my game, you could make to You say your layin' the pipe, but pay attention to wife man Come home from work and John Holmes be sittin' up in thing about fourteen inches deep And you standin' in the doorway lookin' at three and a
black, bring white (bring white?) Bring (huh?), tonight (say what?) If not (yeah), bye bye We like, we a great big Johnson (C'mon) We like a great big (C'mon) We like a great big (C'mon, chicks) We a great big Johnson (C'mon, chicks) We like a big Johnson (What you like?) We like a big Johnson (What you like?) We a great big Johnson (Ladies, you like?) We like a big Johnson (C'mon) We like a great big
Big fuckin' Damn girl, you meant that