Oh! been tellin' some lies 'bout your penile region (Fuck me up here) That's what I from your girl, boy
We like a big Johnson We like a big Johnson We like a big Johnson We like a great big
Big momma please don't me drama 'bout my love hummer If you ain't pleased, then tell me what I If you lie, play the naive guy me ten strong, you got a closer look I know I ain't ten long, but okay You me Big Daddy anyway And make me feel 'bout my medium wood She got her eyes closed, rockin' me Tryin' hard to get a nut, while she callin' me But oh well, get it Berry, get it Halle Berry, get it Two can play the games in a thing And only percent of men got nine and up But eighty-five percent say they fit a cup, now what up? Somebody be lyin', cause I am Claimin' 'bout twelve on the hit-me But the truth is the six to eight range, you Just like the average Joe Plain,
black, bring white (uh huh) Bring length (yeah), (uh) If not, bye bye We like, we like a big Johnson (What you like?) We a great big Johnson (What you like?) We a great big Johnson (Ladies, you like?) We a great big Johnson (What you like?) We like a great big
Now every claims hung but not wanted Mister But you seen a John Holmes movie? Got the digit wide with a pack of porno groupies! Well my girl did, she stayed to dude He swingin' inches and the remote she clenches But she's my but she's his tonight And did I tell you John was white? Uh oh, we can't let the urban die 'Cause I be Mandingo and he be the It ain't supposed to go like this, it was goin was swell, but fourteen brings hell But I can't compete with feat, so must I eat the ultimate burger, I clicked on a Triple W dot dot com Tryna drop bombs, lay it down and hit in John
Bring black, bring (uh) length, tonight If not, bye bye We like, we a great big Johnson (What like?) We a great big Johnson (Ha, you like?) We like a big Johnson (What you like?) We like a big Johnson (Well say then) We a great big Johnson
You can blame it on the Internet, its too much To big studs lookin' for love and hugs They to only have magazines with a three inch punk in a centerfold His pee-pee's But oh no my ego shrunk, when they got Big J Peg, strapped to his leg No attached to the ride Plus they only with they feminine side, so why try But I bought from the tools store I heard the revolutions per minute, can make up for in it Ain't no in my game, you could make to claim You say your layin' the pipe, but pay attention to your man Come home from work and John Holmes be sittin' up in your thing about fourteen deep And you standin' in the lookin' at three and a half
black, bring white (bring white?) Bring (huh?), tonight (say what?) If not (yeah), bye bye We like, we like a great big (C'mon) We like a big Johnson (C'mon) We a great big Johnson (C'mon, chicks) We like a big Johnson (C'mon, chicks) We a great big Johnson (What you like?) We a great big Johnson (What you like?) We like a great big (Ladies, you like?) We like a big Johnson (C'mon) We like a great big
Big fuckin' Damn girl, you meant shit