Oh! Y'all been tellin' lies 'bout your penile region (Fuck me up here) what I heard from your girl, boy
We like a big Johnson We like a big Johnson We a great big Johnson We like a big Johnson
Big momma please don't give me drama 'bout my hummer If you pleased, then tell me what I need If you lie, I'll the naive guy Tell me ten strong, you got a closer I know I ain't ten long, but that's You call me Big Daddy And me feel good 'bout my medium wood She got her eyes closed, rockin' me Tryin' to get a nut, while she callin' me Denzel But oh well, get it Berry, get it Halle Berry, get it Two can the games in a fantasy thing And only five percent of men got and up But eighty-five percent say they fit a cup, now what up? Somebody gotta be lyin', I am Claimin' 'bout on the hit-me scale But the truth is the six to eight range, you Just the average Joe Plain, fool
Bring black, white (uh huh) Bring length (yeah), (uh) If not, bye bye We like, we like a big Johnson (What you like?) We like a big Johnson (What you like?) We like a great big (Ladies, you like?) We like a big Johnson (What you like?) We a great big Johnson
Now every entertainer claims but not wanted Being-less-than-a-female's-best But have you seen a Holmes movie? Got the double digit wide with a of porno groupies! Well my girl did, she stayed glued to He fourteen inches and the remote she clenches But she's my Misses but she's his And did I tell you John was white? Uh oh, we let the urban legends die I be Mandingo and he be the gringo It ain't to go like this, it was goin well Eight was swell, but brings hell But I can't compete this feat, so must I eat the ultimate burger, I on a cursor Triple W dot dot com Tryna drop bombs, lay it down and hit in like
black, bring white (uh) Bring length, If not, bye bye We like, we a great big Johnson (What like?) We like a great big (Ha, you like?) We a great big Johnson (What you like?) We like a big Johnson (Well say then) We like a big Johnson
You can blame it on the Internet, its too much To big studs lookin' for love and hugs They used to only have magazines with a three punk in a centerfold His pee-pee's But oh no my ego shrunk, they got hunks Big J Peg, strapped to his leg No strings attached to the Plus only touch with they feminine side, so why try But I bought tools from the store I heard the per minute, can make up for dippin' in it Ain't no shame in my game, you could to claim You say your layin' the pipe, but pay attention to your man Come from work and John Holmes be sittin' up in your thing about fourteen inches deep And you in the doorway lookin' at three and a half
black, bring white (bring white?) Bring length (huh?), (say what?) If not (yeah), bye bye We like, we a great big Johnson (C'mon) We like a big Johnson (C'mon) We like a great big (C'mon, chicks) We like a big Johnson (C'mon, chicks) We like a big Johnson (What you like?) We like a great big (What you like?) We a great big Johnson (Ladies, you like?) We like a big Johnson (C'mon) We like a great big
Big fuckin' Damn girl, you meant shit