Oh! Y'all been tellin' some lies 'bout penile region (Fuck me up here) That's what I heard from girl, boy
We like a great big We like a big Johnson We like a big Johnson We a great big Johnson
Big momma please don't give me drama 'bout my love If you ain't pleased, tell me what I need If you lie, play the naive guy Tell me ten strong, you got a look I know I ten long, but that's okay You me Big Daddy anyway And make me feel good 'bout my medium She got her closed, rockin' me well Tryin' hard to get a nut, while she me Denzel But oh well, get it Berry, get it Halle Berry, get it Two can play the in a fantasy thing And only five percent of men got and up But eighty-five percent say can't fit a cup, now what up? Somebody gotta be lyin', I am Claimin' 'bout on the hit-me scale But the truth is the six to range, you hang Just like the average Joe Plain,
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Now every entertainer claims hung but not Mister But have you seen a Holmes movie? Got the double digit wide with a of porno groupies! Well my girl did, she glued to dude He swingin' fourteen and the remote she clenches But she's my Misses but she's his And did I tell you John Holmes was Uh oh, we let the urban legends die 'Cause I be Mandingo and he be the It supposed to go like this, it was goin well Eight was swell, but brings hell But I can't with this feat, so must I eat the ultimate burger, I clicked on a W dot Ginseng dot com Tryna drop bombs, lay it and hit in like John
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You can blame it on the Internet, its too access To big studs lookin' for quick love and used to only have magazines with a three inch punk in a centerfold His pee-pee's But oh no my ego shrunk, when got hunks Big J Peg, strapped to his leg No strings attached to the Plus they only touch they feminine side, so why try But I bought tools the tools store I heard the revolutions per minute, can up for dippin' in it Ain't no shame in my game, you make to claim You say your the pipe, but pay attention to your wife man Come home from work and John Holmes be sittin' up in thing about fourteen inches deep And you standin' in the doorway lookin' at three and a
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Big fuckin' Damn girl, you meant that