Oh! Y'all been tellin' some lies 'bout penile region (Fuck me up here) what I heard from your girl, boy
We a great big Johnson We like a big Johnson We like a big Johnson We like a great big
Big momma please don't give me drama 'bout my hummer If you ain't pleased, then tell me what I If you lie, play the naive guy Tell me ten strong, you got a look I know I ten long, but that's okay You me Big Daddy anyway And me feel good 'bout my medium wood She got her closed, rockin' me well Tryin' hard to get a nut, while she me Denzel But oh well, get it Berry, get it Halle Berry, get it Two can play the games in a thing And only five percent of men got and up But eighty-five say they can't fit a cup, now what up? Somebody be lyin', cause I am Claimin' 'bout twelve on the hit-me But the is the six to eight range, you hang Just like the average Joe Plain,
Bring black, white (uh huh) Bring length (yeah), (uh) If not, bye bye We like, we like a great big (What you like?) We a great big Johnson (What you like?) We like a great big (Ladies, you like?) We like a great big (What you like?) We a great big Johnson
Now every entertainer hung but not wanted Being-less-than-a-female's-best But have you seen a John movie? Got the double digit wide a pack of porno groupies! Well my girl did, she glued to dude He fourteen inches and the remote she clenches But she's my Misses but she's his And did I tell you John was white? Uh oh, we let the urban legends die 'Cause I be and he be the gringo It ain't to go like this, it was goin well Eight was swell, but fourteen hell But I compete with this feat, so must I eat the ultimate burger, I on a cursor Triple W dot dot com Tryna drop bombs, lay it down and hit in John
black, bring white (uh) Bring length, If not, bye bye We like, we a great big Johnson (What like?) We a great big Johnson (Ha, you like?) We like a big Johnson (What you like?) We like a big Johnson (Well say then) We a great big Johnson
You can blame it on the Internet, its too much To big studs lookin' for quick love and They used to only have magazines with a three inch punk in a His pee-pee's But oh no my ego shrunk, when got hunks Big J Peg, strapped to his leg No attached to the ride Plus they touch with they feminine side, so why try But I bought from the tools store I heard the revolutions per minute, can up for dippin' in it Ain't no shame in my game, you could make to You say your layin' the pipe, but pay to your wife man Come home from work and John Holmes be sittin' up in your thing about fourteen inches And you in the doorway lookin' at three and a half
black, bring white (bring white?) Bring length (huh?), (say what?) If not (yeah), bye bye We like, we a great big Johnson (C'mon) We a great big Johnson (C'mon) We a great big Johnson (C'mon, chicks) We a great big Johnson (C'mon, chicks) We like a big Johnson (What you like?) We like a big Johnson (What you like?) We like a great big (Ladies, you like?) We like a big Johnson (C'mon) We like a great big
Big fuckin' Damn girl, you meant that