Luyện nghe bài hát Big John

Every day at the shoot you could hear him
Had a Chevy Cavalier... just alive
Had a bumper and some broken glass
And everybody knew ya better watch your ass... Don.

(Big Don, Big Don) Big Bad Don (Big Don)

Nobody seemed to care Don came from
He came to the gigs... like a betamax bum
He say much, kinda quiet and shy
started wonderin' if he ever got high... Big Don.

Somebody said he came from way
Said they dug him from the mud by the one day
So they hosed him on down and they on some clothes
Made him be a at pornography shows... Big Don

(Big Don, Big Don) Big Bad Don (Big Don)

Then came that day at the end of a
When a lighting truss cracked while the snorted toot
All the PA's were cryin' and a-shittin' pants
And everyone thought it was their final dance-'cept Don

Through the sparks and the smoke of tunafish hell
a giant of a man that the crew could smell
Grabbed a truss, and let out a fart
And a giant oak tree he just stood there apart-Big Don

(Big Don, Big Don) Big Bad Don (Big Don)

And with all of his strength he gave a lift
Then he shit his and he stood there and wiffed
And crew scrambled from beneath that truss
Associate questioned "What's the fuss... with Don?"

With a seven foot and a bolt and a nut
They tied up the lights to a ceiling
And Don dropped his hands and he with a smile
"Golly pooper candle heavy washy awhile"-that's Don

(Big Don, Big Don) Big Bad Don (Big Don)

Now they never did that two-bit shoot
Not a thing in the can and expenses to
And they all home to a husband or wife
But Don just stood there for the of his life-Big Don

(Big Don, Big Don) Big Bad Don (Big Don)