Luyện nghe bài hát Big John

Every day at the shoot you hear him arrive
Had a Cavalier... just barely alive
Had a bumper and some broken glass
And everybody ya better watch your ass... 'round Don.

(Big Don, Big Don) Big Bad Don (Big Don)

seemed to care where Don came from
He just came to the gigs... a betamax bum
He didn't say much, kinda and shy
Crews wonderin' if he ever got high... Big Don.

Somebody said he came from way
Said they dug him the mud by the river one day
So they hosed him on down and threw on some clothes
Made him be a at pornography shows... Big Don

(Big Don, Big Don) Big Bad Don (Big Don)

came that day at the end of a shoot
When a truss cracked while the crew snorted toot
All the PA's were cryin' and a-shittin' pants
And everyone it was their final last dance-'cept Don

Through the sparks and the smoke of this tunafish
Walked a giant of a man that the crew could
Grabbed a truss, and let out a fart
And like a giant oak tree he just there apart-Big Don

(Big Don, Big Don) Big Bad Don (Big Don)

And with all of his strength he a mighty lift
Then he shit his pants and he stood and wiffed
And crew scrambled from beneath that truss
Associate producer "What's the fuss... with Don?"

With a foot chain and a bolt and a nut
They tied up the lights to a ceiling
And Don dropped his hands and he said a smile
"Golly pooper candle heavy washy awhile"-that's Don

(Big Don, Big Don) Big Bad Don (Big Don)

Now they never did finish that two-bit
Not a thing in the can and expenses to
And they all home to a husband or wife
But Don just stood there for the of his life-Big Don

(Big Don, Big Don) Big Bad Don (Big Don)