Luyện nghe bài hát Big John

Every day at the you could hear him arrive
Had a Chevy Cavalier... barely alive
Had a speedrail bumper and some broken
And everybody knew ya better your ass... 'round Don.

(Big Don, Big Don) Big Bad Don (Big Don)

Nobody seemed to where Don came from
He came to the gigs... like a betamax bum
He say much, kinda quiet and shy
Crews wonderin' if he ever got high... Big Don.

said he came from louisville way
Said they dug him the mud by the river one day
So they hosed him on down and they threw on some
him be a fluffer at pornography shows... Big Don

(Big Don, Big Don) Big Bad Don (Big Don)

Then that day at the end of a shoot
When a lighting truss cracked the crew snorted toot
All the PA's were and a-shittin' their pants
And everyone thought it was their final last Don

Through the sparks and the of this tunafish hell
a giant of a man that the crew could smell
Grabbed a truss, and let out a fart
And a giant oak tree he just stood there apart-Big Don

(Big Don, Big Don) Big Bad Don (Big Don)

And with all of his he gave a mighty lift
Then he shit his pants and he stood there and
And twelve crew scrambled from that truss
Associate producer "What's the fuss... with Don?"

With a seven chain and a bolt and a nut
They up the lights to a ceiling strut
And Don dropped his and he said with a smile
"Golly candle heavy washy doodoo awhile"-that's Don

(Big Don, Big Don) Big Bad Don (Big Don)

Now never did finish that two-bit shoot
Not a in the can and expenses to boot
And all went home to a husband or wife
But Don just stood there for the of his life-Big Don

(Big Don, Big Don) Big Bad Don (Big Don)