Luyện nghe bài hát Big John

Every day at the shoot you hear him arrive
Had a Chevy Cavalier... barely alive
Had a bumper and some broken glass
And everybody knew ya better watch ass... 'round Don.

(Big Don, Big Don) Big Bad Don (Big Don)

Nobody to care where Don came from
He just to the gigs... like a betamax bum
He didn't say much, kinda and shy
Crews wonderin' if he ever got high... Big Don.

Somebody said he came from way
Said they dug him the mud by the river one day
So they hosed him on down and they threw on clothes
Made him be a fluffer at shows... Big Don

(Big Don, Big Don) Big Bad Don (Big Don)

Then came day at the end of a shoot
When a lighting cracked while the crew snorted toot
All the PA's were cryin' and a-shittin' pants
And everyone thought it was their last dance-'cept Don

Through the sparks and the smoke of tunafish hell
Walked a giant of a man that the crew smell
Grabbed a saggin' truss, and let out a
And like a giant oak tree he stood there apart-Big Don

(Big Don, Big Don) Big Bad Don (Big Don)

And all of his strength he gave a mighty lift
Then he shit his pants and he there and wiffed
And twelve crew scrambled from beneath truss
Associate questioned "What's the fuss... with Don?"

With a seven chain and a bolt and a nut
They tied up the to a ceiling strut
And Don dropped his hands and he said a smile
"Golly candle heavy washy doodoo awhile"-that's Don

(Big Don, Big Don) Big Bad Don (Big Don)

Now they never did that two-bit shoot
Not a thing in the can and expenses to
And they all went to a husband or wife
But Don stood there for the rest of his life-Big Don

(Big Don, Big Don) Big Bad Don (Big Don)