(Intro) I figured since I wrote a song about you God and Jesus and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time.
(Song) Ever since first man has walked this I have been here To whisper seeds of doubt and thoughts into his ear I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on I go by many names by there is one you cannot My is Satan, hi everybody! Ahh, let me you a little about myself My friends all me old scratch and I am a Capricorn My turn ons are walks and killing the unborn I've got little horns, and a little Goatee, little devil eyes to help a devil see cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to ski I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
My real is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz I love to watch Fox news and then go club some seals Then I'll take a bath and drink a Zinfandel Try to wash off that baby seal And then I'll a toast to me Hey, to my hell.. Th My is Satan. Ah Hah!
To carry on my ways I went and had a son And now he makes his living as a comedian I'm in every album I'm in all Rush rants I'm the reason the Boston Red Sox even had a chance
And if I want to eat soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle. I need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle And fuck Charlie Daniels I don't care if he can I'm Satan.
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to That's fucking bullshit because I wouldn't be dead in Georgia Ok, like Oh my God! Six, Six, Six!
(outro) Satan! Look, that's just how I picture him. You think of whatever you want.