(Intro) I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all that I would have to give the equal time.
(Song) Ever since first man has walked this Earth I been here To whisper of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen on high I go by many names by is one you cannot deny My is Satan, hi everybody! Ahh, let me tell you a little about My all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn My turn ons are walks and killing the unborn I've got devil horns, and a little Goatee, little devil to help a little devil see little cloven hoofs that it kinda hard to ski I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
My real is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz I love to watch Fox and then go club some baby seals Then I'll take a bubble bath and a Zinfandel Try to wash off that baby smell And then I'll make a to me Hey, to my hell.. Th My is Satan. Ah Hah!
To on my evil ways I went and had a son And now he makes his living as a comedian I'm in every Zeppelin I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox had a chance
And if I want to eat your soul, just throw it on a griddle. I need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle And fuck Daniels I don't care if he can fiddle I'm Satan.
The went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal That's fucking bullshit I wouldn't be caught dead in Georgia Ok, it's Oh my God! Six, Six, Six!
(outro) Satan! Look, that's just how I picture him. You fucking think of you want.