(Intro) I figured since I wrote a song about you God and Jesus and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time.
(Song) Ever since first man has this Earth I have been here To whisper seeds of doubt and thoughts into his ear I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen on high I go by many by there is one you cannot deny My is Satan, hi everybody! Ahh, let me you a little about myself My friends all me old scratch and I am a Capricorn My ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn got little devil horns, and a little Goatee, little devil to help a little devil see cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to ski I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me I love to watch Fox news and then go some baby seals I'll take a bubble bath and drink a Zinfandel Try to wash off that seal smell And then I'll make a to me Hey, to my hell.. Th My is Satan. Ah Hah!
To carry on my ways I went and had a son And now he makes his as a singing comedian I'm in Zeppelin album I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's I'm the reason that the Red Sox even had a chance
And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just it on a griddle. I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to a riddle And Charlie Daniels I don't care if he can fiddle I'm Satan.
The Devil went to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal That's fucking because I wouldn't be caught dead in Georgia Ok, it's Oh my God! Six, Six, Six!
(outro) Satan! Look, that's just how I picture him. You think of whatever you want.