(Intro) I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time.
(Song) Ever since first man has walked Earth I have been here To whisper seeds of doubt and thoughts into his ear I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on I go by names by there is one you cannot deny My is Satan, hi everybody! Ahh, let me tell you a little about My all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn My turn ons are romantic walks and the unborn got little devil horns, and a little Goatee, little eyes to help a little devil see little cloven hoofs that make it hard to ski I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me I love to watch Fox news and then go some baby seals Then I'll take a bath and drink a Zinfandel Try to wash off baby seal smell And then I'll make a to me Hey, to my hell.. Th My is Satan. Ah Hah!
To carry on my ways I went and had a son And now he makes his as a singing comedian I'm in every Zeppelin I'm in all Rush rants I'm the reason the Boston Red Sox even had a chance
And if I to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle. I don't need to a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle And fuck Charlie Daniels I care if he can fiddle I'm Satan.
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a to steal That's fucking bullshit because I wouldn't be dead in Georgia Ok, like Oh my God! Six, Six, Six!
(outro) Satan! Look, just how I picture him. You fucking think of whatever you want.