(Intro) I figured I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time.
(Song) Ever since first man has walked Earth I have been here To whisper seeds of and evil thoughts into his ear I am the beast, the angel fallen from on high I go by names by there is one you cannot deny My is Satan, hi everybody! Ahh, let me tell you a little myself My friends all me old scratch and I am a Capricorn My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the I've got little horns, and a little Goatee, little eyes to help a little devil see little cloven hoofs make it kinda hard to ski I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
My name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz I love to watch Fox news and then go club baby seals I'll take a bubble bath and drink a Zinfandel Try to wash off that seal smell And then make a toast to me Hey, to my hell.. Th My is Satan. Ah Hah!
To carry on my evil ways I and had a son And now he his living as a singing comedian I'm in every Zeppelin I'm in all Rush rants I'm the reason that the Red Sox even had a chance
And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just it on a griddle. I don't need to make a deal, I don't to tell a riddle And fuck Charlie I don't care if he can fiddle I'm Satan.
The Devil went to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal That's fucking because I wouldn't be caught dead in Georgia Ok, like Oh my God! Six, Six, Six!
(outro) Satan! Look, that's just how I picture him. You fucking think of you want.