(Intro) I figured since I wrote a about you know God and Jesus and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time.
(Song) Ever since first man has walked this Earth I been here To whisper of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on I go by many by there is one you cannot deny My is Satan, hi everybody! Ahh, let me tell you a about myself My friends all call me old scratch and I am a My turn ons are romantic and killing the unborn I've got devil horns, and a little Goatee, little devil eyes to help a little see little hoofs that make it kinda hard to ski I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me I love to watch Fox news and go club some baby seals I'll take a bubble bath and drink a Zinfandel Try to off that baby seal smell And then I'll make a to me Hey, to my hell.. Th My is Satan. Ah Hah!
To carry on my ways I went and had a son And now he makes his living as a singing I'm in every album I'm in all Rush rants I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox had a chance
And if I to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle. I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to a riddle And fuck Charlie Daniels I care if he can fiddle I'm Satan.
The Devil went to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal That's bullshit because I wouldn't be caught dead in Georgia Ok, like Oh my God! Six, Six, Six!
(outro) Satan! Look, that's just how I picture him. You think of whatever you want.