(Intro) I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all that I would have to the opposition equal time.
(Song) Ever since first man has this Earth I have been here To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts his ear I am the beast, the outcast fallen from on high I go by many names by is one you cannot deny My is Satan, hi everybody! Ahh, let me tell you a little about My friends all call me old scratch and I am a My ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn I've got little horns, and a little Goatee, little devil eyes to a little devil see little cloven hoofs that make it hard to ski I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me I love to watch Fox news and then go club some seals Then take a bubble bath and drink a Zinfandel Try to wash off baby seal smell And then I'll make a to me Hey, to my hell.. Th My is Satan. Ah Hah!
To on my evil ways I went and had a son And now he makes his living as a singing I'm in every album I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox had a chance
And if I to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle. I need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle And fuck Charlie Daniels I care if he can fiddle I'm Satan.
The Devil went to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal fucking bullshit because I wouldn't be caught dead in Georgia Ok, like Oh my God! Six, Six, Six!
(outro) Satan! Look, that's just how I picture him. You fucking think of you want.