(Intro) I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time.
(Song) Ever since first man has walked Earth I have been here To whisper seeds of doubt and thoughts into his ear I am the beast, the outcast fallen from on high I go by many by there is one you cannot deny My is Satan, hi everybody! Ahh, let me you a little about myself My all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn My turn ons are romantic walks and the unborn I've got little devil horns, and a Goatee, little devil to help a little devil see little cloven that make it kinda hard to ski I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
My name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz I love to watch Fox news and then go some baby seals Then I'll take a bubble and drink a Zinfandel Try to off that baby seal smell And I'll make a toast to me Hey, to my hell.. Th My is Satan. Ah Hah!
To carry on my ways I went and had a son And now he makes his living as a singing I'm in every Zeppelin I'm in all Rush rants I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a
And if I want to eat your soul, just throw it on a griddle. I don't need to make a deal, I don't to tell a riddle And fuck Charlie I don't care if he can fiddle I'm Satan.
The Devil down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal That's fucking bullshit I wouldn't be caught dead in Georgia Ok, it's Oh my God! Six, Six, Six!
(outro) Satan! Look, just how I picture him. You fucking think of whatever you want.