(Intro) I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all that I have to give the opposition equal time.
(Song) Ever since man has walked this Earth I have been here To whisper seeds of doubt and thoughts into his ear I am the beast, the angel fallen from on high I go by names by there is one you cannot deny My is Satan, hi everybody! Ahh, let me you a little about myself My friends all call me old and I am a Capricorn My turn ons are romantic walks and the unborn got little devil horns, and a little Goatee, little eyes to help a little devil see cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to ski I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
My real is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz I love to watch Fox news and then go some baby seals Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a Try to off that baby seal smell And then make a toast to me Hey, to my hell.. Th My is Satan. Ah Hah!
To carry on my evil ways I and had a son And now he his living as a singing comedian I'm in Zeppelin album I'm in all Limbaugh's rants I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a
And if I want to eat your soul, just throw it on a griddle. I don't need to a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle And fuck Charlie Daniels I don't care if he can I'm Satan.
The Devil down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal That's fucking bullshit because I wouldn't be caught in Georgia Ok, it's Oh my God! Six, Six, Six!
(outro) Satan! Look, that's just how I picture him. You fucking of whatever you want.