(Intro) I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all I would have to give the opposition equal time.
(Song) since first man has walked this Earth I have been here To whisper seeds of doubt and thoughts into his ear I am the beast, the outcast fallen from on high I go by many names by there is one you deny My is Satan, hi everybody! Ahh, let me tell you a about myself My friends all call me old and I am a Capricorn My turn ons are romantic and killing the unborn I've got little devil horns, and a Goatee, little devil eyes to help a devil see little cloven hoofs make it kinda hard to ski I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
My name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz I love to watch Fox and then go club some baby seals Then I'll a bubble bath and drink a Zinfandel Try to off that baby seal smell And then make a toast to me Hey, to my hell.. Th My is Satan. Ah Hah!
To carry on my evil I went and had a son And now he his living as a singing comedian I'm in every Zeppelin I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's I'm the that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance
And if I want to eat soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle. I don't need to a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle And fuck Charlie Daniels I care if he can fiddle I'm Satan.
The Devil down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal fucking bullshit because I wouldn't be caught dead in Georgia Ok, like Oh my God! Six, Six, Six!
(outro) Satan! Look, that's just how I picture him. You fucking think of you want.