(Intro) I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all that I would have to the opposition equal time.
(Song) Ever first man has walked this Earth I have been here To whisper seeds of doubt and thoughts into his ear I am the beast, the angel fallen from on high I go by many names by there is one you cannot My is Satan, hi everybody! Ahh, let me tell you a little about My friends all me old scratch and I am a Capricorn My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the I've got little devil horns, and a Goatee, little eyes to help a little devil see little cloven hoofs make it kinda hard to ski I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
My name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz I love to watch Fox news and then go club some seals I'll take a bubble bath and drink a Zinfandel Try to wash off that baby smell And then make a toast to me Hey, to my hell.. Th My is Satan. Ah Hah!
To carry on my evil ways I and had a son And now he makes his living as a comedian I'm in every Zeppelin I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a
And if I to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle. I don't need to make a deal, I don't to tell a riddle And fuck Charlie Daniels I don't care if he can I'm Satan.
The Devil down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal fucking bullshit because I wouldn't be caught dead in Georgia Ok, it's Oh my God! Six, Six, Six!
(outro) Satan! Look, that's just how I picture him. You think of whatever you want.