(Intro) I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time.
(Song) Ever since first man has walked this Earth I been here To whisper of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on I go by many by there is one you cannot deny My is Satan, hi everybody! Ahh, let me tell you a little about My friends all call me old and I am a Capricorn My turn ons are romantic and killing the unborn I've got little horns, and a little Goatee, little eyes to help a little devil see cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to ski I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me I to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals Then I'll take a bubble and drink a Zinfandel Try to off that baby seal smell And then I'll a toast to me Hey, to my hell.. Th My is Satan. Ah Hah!
To on my evil ways I went and had a son And now he his living as a singing comedian I'm in every album I'm in all Limbaugh's rants I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a
And if I want to eat your soul, just throw it on a griddle. I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a And fuck Daniels I don't care if he can fiddle I'm Satan.
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to That's fucking bullshit I wouldn't be caught dead in Georgia Ok, it's Oh my God! Six, Six, Six!
(outro) Satan! Look, that's just how I him. You fucking think of whatever you want.