Luyện nghe bài hát Artificial Means

Oh, Johnny and Janie, they the perfect married couple
But not in bed
Oh, tried taking drugs, How-To books, even Dr. Ruth
But for all and purposes their love life was dead

'Til one day Janie went over to the Pink Boutique
She a long cylindrical thing
Now is smiling, Johnny is not
Every night you can hear him

He says, "Our is bein' kept alive by artificial means
You've grown attached to that little pink machine
Our relationship is not as healthy as it
'Cause our love is being kept alive by means''

Oh, Johnny went down to the
He bought one drink, he bought two, he three
Oh, he moaned to the bartender, the state of his married
said, "Hey Bud, just listen to me''

So Johnny went over to the Pink Pussycat
He a plastic blow-up doll
Now is smiling, Janie is not
She is angry, she is jealous, she's

She says, "Our love is kept alive by artificial means
You've grown emotionally attached to poly-ethylene
Our relationship is not as healthy as it
'Cause our is being kept alive by artificial means''

(Wires)

(Switches)

(Batteries)

(Plastic)
Tufts of artificial

Who'd ever think they replace the love
(Love)
Humans to share?
(Humans used to, humans to)
(Humans used to, humans to)

Then one fateful day batteries died
At the same moment that, big doll sprung a leak
Johnny looked at Janie looked at Johnny at Janie
Oh, they both found it to speak

I wish I say they threw those contraptions away
And fell in love all again
But Johnny taped up hissing woman
When stole the batteries from his Sony Walkman

Because their love is kept alive by artificial means
They've grown emotionally attached to those sex machines
Their is not as healthy as it seems
'Cause their love is kept alive, love is being kept alive
Love is kept alive by artificial means