Luyện nghe bài hát Artificial Means

Oh, Johnny and Janie, were the perfect married couple
But not in bed
Oh, tried taking drugs, How-To books, even Dr. Ruth
But for all and purposes their love life was dead

'Til one day Janie went to the Pink Pussycat Boutique
She bought a long cylindrical
Now is smiling, Johnny is not
Every you can hear him sing

He says, "Our love is bein' kept alive by artificial
You've grown attached to that little pink machine
Our relationship is not as as it seems
'Cause our is being kept alive by artificial means''

Oh, went down to the barroom
He bought one drink, he bought two, he bought
Oh, he moaned to the bartender, the state of his married
Bartender said, "Hey Bud, just listen to

So Johnny went over to the Pink Boutique
He a plastic blow-up doll
Now is smiling, Janie is not
She is angry, she is jealous, appalled

She says, "Our is bein' kept alive by artificial means
You've grown emotionally attached to that
Our is not as healthy as it seems
'Cause our love is being kept alive by artificial

(Wires)

(Switches)

(Batteries)

(Plastic)
Tufts of hair

Who'd ever think could replace the love
(Love)
used to share?
(Humans to, humans used to)
(Humans used to, used to)

Then one fateful day batteries died
At the same moment that, that big doll a leak
Johnny looked at Janie looked at Johnny at Janie
Oh, they both found it difficult to

I wish I say they threw those contraptions away
And fell in all over again
But taped up that hissing woman
Janie stole the batteries from his Sony Walkman

Because their love is bein alive by artificial means
They've grown emotionally attached to those sex machines
Their is not as healthy as it seems
'Cause their love is being kept alive, love is being alive
Love is being kept alive by means