Luyện nghe bài hát Artificial Means

Oh, Johnny and Janie, they the perfect married couple
But not in bed
Oh, tried taking drugs, How-To books, even Dr. Ruth
But for all intents and purposes their love was dead

'Til one day Janie over to the Pink Pussycat Boutique
She a long cylindrical thing
Now is smiling, Johnny is not
Every night you can hear him

He says, "Our love is bein' kept alive by artificial
You've grown emotionally to that little pink machine
Our relationship is not as healthy as it
'Cause our love is being kept by artificial means''

Oh, Johnny went down to the
He bought one drink, he bought two, he bought
Oh, he moaned to the bartender, the state of his life
Bartender said, "Hey Bud, just to me''

So Johnny went over to the Pink Boutique
He a plastic blow-up doll
Now Johnny is smiling, is not
She is angry, she is jealous, she's

She says, "Our love is kept alive by artificial means
You've grown attached to that poly-ethylene
Our relationship is not as as it seems
'Cause our love is being kept alive by artificial

(Wires)

(Switches)

(Batteries)

(Plastic)
Tufts of artificial

Who'd ever think they replace the love
(Love)
used to share?
(Humans used to, used to)
(Humans to, humans used to)

Then one fateful day those died
At the same moment that, that big doll a leak
looked at Janie looked at Johnny looked at Janie
Oh, they both found it to speak

I wish I could say they threw contraptions away
And fell in love all over
But Johnny up that hissing woman
When Janie stole the batteries his Sony Walkman

Because their love is bein alive by artificial means
They've grown emotionally attached to those modern sex
Their is not as healthy as it seems
'Cause their love is being kept alive, love is being alive
Love is kept alive by artificial means