Luyện nghe bài hát Artificial Means

Oh, Johnny and Janie, they the perfect married couple
But not in bed
Oh, tried taking drugs, How-To books, even Dr. Ruth
But for all and purposes their love life was dead

'Til one day Janie went to the Pink Pussycat Boutique
She bought a cylindrical thing
Now Janie is smiling, is not
night you can hear him sing

He says, "Our is bein' kept alive by artificial means
You've emotionally attached to that little pink machine
Our relationship is not as as it seems
'Cause our love is being kept alive by means''

Oh, Johnny went to the barroom
He bought one drink, he bought two, he three
Oh, he moaned to the bartender, the state of his life
Bartender said, "Hey Bud, listen to me''

So went over to the Pink Pussycat Boutique
He bought a plastic doll
Now Johnny is smiling, is not
She is angry, she is jealous, appalled

She says, "Our love is bein' kept by artificial means
grown emotionally attached to that poly-ethylene
Our relationship is not as as it seems
'Cause our love is kept alive by artificial means''

(Wires)

(Switches)

(Batteries)

(Plastic)
Tufts of artificial

Who'd ever think could replace the love
(Love)
used to share?
(Humans to, humans used to)
(Humans used to, used to)

Then one fateful day batteries died
At the same moment that, big doll sprung a leak
looked at Janie looked at Johnny looked at Janie
Oh, they both it difficult to speak

I wish I could say they threw those away
And fell in love all over
But Johnny taped up that woman
Janie stole the batteries from his Sony Walkman

Because their love is bein kept alive by artificial
They've grown emotionally attached to those modern sex
Their relationship is not as as it seems
'Cause their love is being kept alive, love is being alive
is being kept alive by artificial means