Luyện nghe bài hát Artificial Means

Oh, Johnny and Janie, they were the perfect married
But not in bed
Oh, they tried taking drugs, How-To books, even Dr.
But for all intents and purposes their love life was

'Til one day Janie went over to the Pink Pussycat
She a long cylindrical thing
Now is smiling, Johnny is not
night you can hear him sing

He says, "Our love is bein' kept alive by artificial
You've grown emotionally attached to that pink machine
Our relationship is not as as it seems
'Cause our love is being alive by artificial means''

Oh, Johnny down to the barroom
He one drink, he bought two, he bought three
Oh, he to the bartender, the state of his married life
Bartender said, "Hey Bud, just to me''

So Johnny went over to the Pink Boutique
He bought a plastic doll
Now is smiling, Janie is not
She is angry, she is jealous, appalled

She says, "Our love is bein' kept alive by means
grown emotionally attached to that poly-ethylene
Our relationship is not as as it seems
'Cause our love is being alive by artificial means''

(Wires)

(Switches)

(Batteries)

(Plastic)
Tufts of hair

Who'd ever think they could the love
(Love)
Humans used to
(Humans to, humans used to)
(Humans used to, used to)

Then one fateful day those died
At the same moment that, that big doll sprung a
looked at Janie looked at Johnny looked at Janie
Oh, both found it difficult to speak

I wish I could say they those contraptions away
And fell in all over again
But Johnny taped up hissing woman
When Janie stole the batteries from his Sony

Because their love is bein kept alive by artificial
They've emotionally attached to those modern sex machines
Their is not as healthy as it seems
'Cause their love is being kept alive, is being kept alive
is being kept alive by artificial means