Luyện nghe bài hát Artificial Means

Oh, Johnny and Janie, they were the perfect couple
But not in bed
Oh, they tried drugs, How-To books, even Dr. Ruth
But for all intents and purposes love life was dead

'Til one day Janie over to the Pink Pussycat Boutique
She a long cylindrical thing
Now Janie is smiling, is not
Every you can hear him sing

He says, "Our is bein' kept alive by artificial means
You've grown emotionally attached to little pink machine
Our is not as healthy as it seems
'Cause our is being kept alive by artificial means''

Oh, went down to the barroom
He bought one drink, he two, he bought three
Oh, he moaned to the bartender, the state of his life
Bartender said, "Hey Bud, just listen to

So Johnny went to the Pink Pussycat Boutique
He bought a plastic doll
Now Johnny is smiling, is not
She is angry, she is jealous, appalled

She says, "Our love is kept alive by artificial means
You've emotionally attached to that poly-ethylene
Our is not as healthy as it seems
our love is being kept alive by artificial means''

(Wires)

(Switches)

(Batteries)

(Plastic)
Tufts of artificial

ever think they could replace the love
(Love)
Humans to share?
(Humans to, humans used to)
(Humans used to, used to)

one fateful day those batteries died
At the same moment that, that big doll sprung a
Johnny at Janie looked at Johnny looked at Janie
Oh, they both found it difficult to

I wish I could say they threw those contraptions
And in love all over again
But taped up that hissing woman
Janie stole the batteries from his Sony Walkman

Because their is bein kept alive by artificial means
They've emotionally attached to those modern sex machines
Their relationship is not as as it seems
'Cause their love is being alive, love is being kept alive
Love is kept alive by artificial means