Luyện nghe bài hát Artificial Means

Oh, Johnny and Janie, were the perfect married couple
But not in bed
Oh, tried taking drugs, How-To books, even Dr. Ruth
But for all intents and purposes love life was dead

'Til one day Janie over to the Pink Pussycat Boutique
She bought a long cylindrical
Now is smiling, Johnny is not
Every night you can him sing

He says, "Our love is bein' kept alive by artificial
You've grown emotionally attached to that little machine
Our is not as healthy as it seems
our love is being kept alive by artificial means''

Oh, Johnny down to the barroom
He bought one drink, he bought two, he three
Oh, he moaned to the bartender, the state of his life
said, "Hey Bud, just listen to me''

So Johnny went over to the Pink Boutique
He a plastic blow-up doll
Now is smiling, Janie is not
She is angry, she is jealous, appalled

She says, "Our love is bein' kept alive by artificial
You've grown emotionally attached to poly-ethylene
Our is not as healthy as it seems
our love is being kept alive by artificial means''

(Wires)

(Switches)

(Batteries)

(Plastic)
Tufts of artificial

Who'd ever think they replace the love
(Love)
Humans used to
(Humans to, humans used to)
(Humans used to, used to)

one fateful day those batteries died
At the same moment that, that big doll sprung a
Johnny looked at Janie looked at Johnny looked at
Oh, they both found it to speak

I I could say they threw those contraptions away
And fell in love all over
But Johnny taped up that hissing
When Janie stole the batteries from his Walkman

Because their love is bein kept alive by means
They've emotionally attached to those modern sex machines
Their is not as healthy as it seems
'Cause their love is being kept alive, love is being kept
Love is being alive by artificial means