Luyện nghe bài hát Artificial Means

Oh, Johnny and Janie, they were the perfect couple
But not in bed
Oh, they tried taking drugs, How-To books, Dr. Ruth
But for all and purposes their love life was dead

'Til one day Janie went to the Pink Pussycat Boutique
She a long cylindrical thing
Now Janie is smiling, is not
Every you can hear him sing

He says, "Our love is bein' kept alive by artificial
You've grown emotionally to that little pink machine
Our relationship is not as healthy as it
'Cause our love is being kept alive by artificial

Oh, Johnny went to the barroom
He bought one drink, he bought two, he bought
Oh, he moaned to the bartender, the state of his life
Bartender said, "Hey Bud, just to me''

So Johnny went to the Pink Pussycat Boutique
He bought a plastic blow-up
Now Johnny is smiling, is not
She is angry, she is jealous, appalled

She says, "Our love is bein' kept by artificial means
You've grown attached to that poly-ethylene
Our relationship is not as healthy as it
'Cause our love is being kept alive by artificial

(Wires)

(Switches)

(Batteries)

(Plastic)
Tufts of hair

Who'd ever think they could the love
(Love)
used to share?
(Humans used to, used to)
(Humans used to, humans to)

Then one day those batteries died
At the same moment that, that big doll sprung a
Johnny looked at Janie looked at Johnny looked at
Oh, both found it difficult to speak

I wish I could say they threw those away
And fell in all over again
But Johnny taped up hissing woman
When Janie stole the batteries from his Walkman

Because their love is kept alive by artificial means
They've grown attached to those modern sex machines
Their relationship is not as as it seems
'Cause their is being kept alive, love is being kept alive
Love is being kept alive by artificial