Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had with Barney Rubble
We hit a divvy little bars
We noticed there was quite a lady
Sittin' at the table to ours

Now Barney, who was friggin' wasted
Got up and stumbled over with a
He said, "Hey, just us, my Neanderthalic penis
Is as massive as a bone!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Did Barney say that?
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he really does not give a
About the of women!
And it's sad! really sad
Well you that's bad, listen to this

One day I met an ape of great
Magilla the was his name
He wore a little hat and bow tie
A fashion which has brought him acclaim

I said, "What do you see as your
Of all your many escapades
He said, "Well this is funky, but lookin' at the monkey
responsible for bringing you the AIDS

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

So hes the
I say that is awful!
Okay, okay! Listen to little gem"

I had a at a party
With famous Rabbit Hunter Elmer
He told me I just had to see his
And dropped it on the table a thud

I said to him, Its quite a firearm
He told me his likes it too
He said, This maybe corny but it really me horny
I press it to her temple while we screw!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their from being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Aw, God! That is one bastard!
Eww, not kidding?
Yeah, that, that stuffs against the law too, I think
Well, I got one even worse than that

On Friday night I went to get some
Some soda and some chips and stuff
Along the way I a little alley
And there I saw K-9 called McGruff

I to him, Hey! Youre that famous crime dog!
He said, I work from nine to five!
And now its to tennish and I got a job to finish
Cause as you can see hookers still alive!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their kicks from pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

awful!
Uh! Imagine beating up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a nasty cartoon, but I can top
to this!

One day as I was strolling through the
I happened on some covered turf
And there underneath a patro-fungus
Emerged the one and only Papa

He said, This is our mushroom village!
I said, Im the first to see these views?
He said, Im only
Cause we only keep it from the Asians
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get kicks from being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

That Papa Smurf sounds a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, nasty racist and a and homophobe
And you know what I did I got home?

I called up and I told him where the village is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
Holy crap! Look here, its Jason Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. Alexander to talk!

I couldn't overhearing what you were talking about and I agree
are real fuckin' assholes!
Yeah, thats sorta what weve been trying to
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I once met Scooby-Doo at a bash
He looked a little and he stunk
He said, The trouble started December
When Daphne made a pass while she was

And now hes got a child out of
Its dealing his a fatal blow
I him, Wheres the baby?
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why fuckin Scrappys go!

All are fuckin' dicks
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Wow, Scrappy is the bastard child of and Daphne?
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you douche wanna wrap this up?

So let us leave you now one suggestion
A bit of wisdom you can take for
The Mickeys and the Goofys and the
Are not the gentle they seem to be

So anytime Sylvester catches
Or Tom has got Jerry in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit back and just it
Cause the shits deserve it
For all cartoons are dicks

So! When do we get to the part of the album?