Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had drinks with Rubble
We hit a divvy little bars
We noticed there was quite a lady
Sittin' at the table next to

Now Barney, who was pretty wasted
Got up and stumbled over a groan
He said, "Hey, just between us, my penis
Is as as a Stegosaurus bone!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks from pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Did Barney really say
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he does not give a damn
About the of women!
And it's sad! really sad
Well you that's bad, listen to this

One day I met an ape of great
Magilla the Gorilla was his
He wore a hat and matching bow tie
A fashion which has brought him great

I said, "What do you see as career-peak?
Of all many flashy escapades
He said, "Well this is funky, but you're lookin' at the
Whos responsible for you the AIDS

All cartoons are dicks
They get their from being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

So hes the
I say that is awful!
Okay, okay! Listen to this gem"

I had a conversation at a
With famous Rabbit Hunter Elmer
He told me I just had to see his
And dropped it on the with a thud

I said to him, Its quite a firearm
He me his fianc likes it too
He said, This maybe but it really gets me horny
When I it to her temple while we screw!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get kicks from being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

Aw, God! is one shit bastard!
Eww, not kidding?
Yeah, that, that kinda against the law too, I think
Well, I got one thats even worse than

On Friday night I to get some candy
Some soda and some chips and stuff
the way I passed a little alley
And I saw that K-9 called McGruff

I said to him, Hey! Youre that crime dog!
He said, I only from nine to five!
And now its close to and I got a job to finish
as you can see this hookers still alive!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get kicks from being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

awful!
Uh! Imagine McGruff up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a nasty cartoon, but I can top
to this!

One day as I was through the forest
I on some mushroom covered turf
And from underneath a patro-fungus
the one and only Papa Smurf

He said, This is our secret village!
I said, Im the first to see these views?
He said, Im only
Cause we only keep it hidden the Asians
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

That Papa sounds like a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, racist and a bigot and homophobe
And you know what I did I got home?

I called up Gargamel and I told him where the is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
Holy crap! Look whos here, its Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. wants to talk!

I couldn't help overhearing you were talking about and I agree
are real fuckin' assholes!
Yeah, thats what weve been trying to communicate
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I once met Scooby-Doo at a bash
He looked a haggard and he stunk
He said, The trouble started last
When Daphne a pass while she was drunk

And now hes got a out of wedlock
Its dealing his career a blow
I asked him, the baby?
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why Scrappys gotta go!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

Wow, Scrappy is the bastard of Scooby and Daphne?
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wanna wrap up?

So let us you now with one suggestion
A bit of wisdom you can for free
The Mickeys and the and the Daffys
Are not the gentle souls they to be

So anytime Sylvester Tweety
Or Tom has got poor in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit back and observe it
Cause the little shits it
For all are fuckin' dicks

So! do we get to the 'off-color' part of the album?