Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had drinks with Rubble
We hit a couple little bars
We noticed there was a lovely lady
at the table next to ours

Now Barney, who was friggin' wasted
Got up and stumbled with a groan
He said, "Hey, just between us, my Neanderthalic
Is as massive as a bone!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from being
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

Did Barney say that?
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he does not give a damn
About the of women!
And it's sad! It's sad
Well you that's bad, listen to this

One day I met an ape of great
Magilla the was his name
He a little hat and matching bow tie
A fashion which has brought him great

I said, "What do you see as career-peak?
Of all many flashy escapades
He said, "Well this is funky, but you're lookin' at the
responsible for bringing you the AIDS

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

So hes the
I say that is awful!
Okay, okay! to this little gem"

I had a conversation at a
With famous Rabbit Elmer Fudd
He told me I just had to see his
And dropped it on the table with a

I said to him, Its quite a lovely
He told me his likes it too
He said, This maybe corny but it really gets me
When I press it to her while we screw!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their kicks being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

Aw, God! is one shit bastard!
Eww, youre not
Yeah, that, that kinda stuffs the law too, I think
Well, I got one thats even than that

On Friday night I went to get candy
Some soda and some chips and other
Along the way I a little alley
And there I saw that K-9 called

I to him, Hey! Youre that famous crime dog!
He said, I only work nine to five!
And now its to tennish and I got a job to finish
Cause as you can see this still alive!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their kicks from pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

awful!
Uh! Imagine beating up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a nasty cartoon, but I can top
to this!

One day as I was strolling the forest
I happened on some mushroom turf
And there from a patro-fungus
the one and only Papa Smurf

He said, This is our mushroom village!
I said, Then Im the first to see these
He said, Im kidding
we only keep it hidden from the Asians
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

That Papa Smurf like a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, nasty racist and a bigot and
And you know I did when I got home?

I called up Gargamel and I told him where the is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
crap! Look whos here, its Jason Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. wants to talk!

I couldn't help overhearing you were talking about and I agree
are real fuckin' assholes!
Yeah, thats sorta what weve been to communicate
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I once met at a premiere bash
He looked a haggard and he stunk
He said, The trouble started December
When Daphne made a pass she was drunk

And now hes got a child out of
Its dealing his career a blow
I him, Wheres the baby?
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why fuckin gotta go!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their from being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

Wow, Scrappy is the bastard child of and Daphne?
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wrap this up?

So let us you now with one suggestion
A bit of you can take for free
The and the Goofys and the Daffys
Are not the souls they seem to be

So anytime Sylvester Tweety
Or Tom has got poor in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit and just observe it
Cause the little deserve it
For all cartoons are fuckin'

So! do we get to the 'off-color' part of the album?