Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had with Barney Rubble
We hit a couple little bars
We noticed there was quite a lady
at the table next to ours

Now Barney, who was friggin' wasted
Got up and over with a groan
He said, "Hey, just between us, my Neanderthalic
Is as massive as a bone!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Did Barney say that?
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he really does not give a
About the of women!
And sad! It's really sad
you think that's bad, listen to this

One day I met an ape of charisma
Magilla the was his name
He a little hat and matching bow tie
A fashion which has brought him great

I said, "What do you see as career-peak?
Of all your many flashy
He said, "Well this is funky, but you're at the monkey
Whos responsible for bringing you the

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks from being
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

So hes the
I say is just awful!
Okay, okay! Listen to little gem"

I had a conversation at a
With famous Rabbit Elmer Fudd
He told me I just had to see his
And dropped it on the with a thud

I to him, Its quite a lovely firearm
He told me his likes it too
He said, This maybe but it really gets me horny
I press it to her temple while we screw!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks from pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

Aw, God! That is one bastard!
Eww, youre not
Yeah, that, that kinda stuffs against the law too, I
Well, I got one thats even worse than

On night I went to get some candy
Some soda and some and other stuff
Along the way I passed a alley
And I saw that K-9 called McGruff

I said to him, Hey! Youre famous crime dog!
He said, I only work nine to five!
And now its to tennish and I got a job to finish
as you can see this hookers still alive!

All are fuckin' dicks
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

awful!
Uh! Imagine McGruff up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a cartoon, but I can top that
to this!

One day as I was strolling through the
I happened on mushroom covered turf
And there underneath a patro-fungus
Emerged the one and only Smurf

He said, is our secret mushroom village!
I said, Then Im the first to see these
He said, Im kidding
Cause we only it hidden from the Asians
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their kicks from pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

That Papa Smurf sounds a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, racist and a bigot and homophobe
And you know I did when I got home?

I called up Gargamel and I told him where the is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
Holy crap! Look whos here, its Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. Alexander to talk!

I help overhearing what you were talking about and I agree
Cartoons are fuckin' assholes!
Yeah, thats sorta what weve been to communicate
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I once met Scooby-Doo at a bash
He a little haggard and he stunk
He said, The trouble started last
When made a pass while she was drunk

And now hes got a out of wedlock
Its dealing his a fatal blow
I asked him, the baby?
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why fuckin Scrappys go!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

Wow, Scrappy is the bastard child of Scooby and
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you bags wanna wrap this up?

So let us leave you now one suggestion
A bit of wisdom you can take for
The Mickeys and the Goofys and the
Are not the gentle souls seem to be

So anytime Sylvester catches
Or Tom has got poor in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit and just observe it
Cause the shits deserve it
For all cartoons are dicks

So! When do we get to the part of the album?