Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had with Barney Rubble
We hit a couple divvy little
We noticed there was quite a lovely
Sittin' at the table to ours

Now Barney, who was friggin' wasted
Got up and stumbled with a groan
He said, "Hey, just us, my Neanderthalic penis
Is as massive as a bone!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their from being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Did Barney really say
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he really not give a damn
About the of women!
And sad! It's really sad
you think that's bad, listen to this

One day I met an ape of charisma
the Gorilla was his name
He a little hat and matching bow tie
A fashion has brought him great acclaim

I said, "What do you see as your
Of all many flashy escapades
He said, "Well this is funky, but you're at the monkey
responsible for bringing you the AIDS

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks from pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

So hes the
I say is just awful!
Okay, okay! Listen to this gem"

I had a conversation at a
With famous Rabbit Elmer Fudd
He told me I had to see his rifle
And it on the table with a thud

I said to him, Its quite a firearm
He told me his likes it too
He said, maybe corny but it really gets me horny
I press it to her temple while we screw!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks from pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

Aw, God! is one shit bastard!
Eww, not kidding?
Yeah, that, that stuffs against the law too, I think
Well, I got one thats even worse than

On night I went to get some candy
Some and some chips and other stuff
Along the way I passed a little
And there I saw K-9 called McGruff

I said to him, Hey! Youre that famous dog!
He said, I only from nine to five!
And now its close to and I got a job to finish
Cause as you can see this hookers alive!

All are fuckin' dicks
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

awful!
Uh! Imagine beating up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a cartoon, but I can top that
to this!

One day as I was strolling through the
I happened on mushroom covered turf
And there underneath a patro-fungus
Emerged the one and only Smurf

He said, is our secret mushroom village!
I said, Im the first to see these views?
He said, Im only
Cause we only keep it hidden from the
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All are fuckin' dicks
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

That Papa Smurf sounds a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, nasty racist and a bigot and
And you know what I did I got home?

I called up and I told him where the village is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
Holy crap! Look here, its Jason Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. wants to talk!

I couldn't help overhearing what you were talking and I agree
Cartoons are fuckin' assholes!
Yeah, thats sorta what weve trying to communicate
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I once met at a premiere bash
He looked a little haggard and he
He said, The trouble started last
Daphne made a pass while she was drunk

And now hes got a out of wedlock
Its dealing his a fatal blow
I him, Wheres the baby?
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why fuckin gotta go!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their kicks from being
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Wow, Scrappy is the bastard child of Scooby and
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wanna this up?

So let us leave you now one suggestion
A bit of you can take for free
The Mickeys and the and the Daffys
Are not the souls they seem to be

So anytime catches Tweety
Or Tom has got Jerry in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit and just observe it
Cause the little deserve it
For all are fuckin' dicks

So! When do we get to the 'off-color' part of the