Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had drinks Barney Rubble
We hit a couple little bars
We noticed there was quite a lovely
Sittin' at the next to ours

Now Barney, who was pretty wasted
Got up and stumbled over with a
He said, "Hey, between us, my Neanderthalic penis
Is as massive as a bone!

All are fuckin' dicks
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

Did Barney really say
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he really not give a damn
About the of women!
And it's sad! really sad
Well you think that's bad, to this

One day I met an ape of great
the Gorilla was his name
He wore a hat and matching bow tie
A fashion which has him great acclaim

I said, "What do you see as your
Of all many flashy escapades
He said, "Well this is funky, but lookin' at the monkey
responsible for bringing you the AIDS

All cartoons are dicks
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

So hes the
I say is just awful!
Okay, okay! Listen to little gem"

I had a at a party
famous Rabbit Hunter Elmer Fudd
He told me I had to see his rifle
And it on the table with a thud

I said to him, Its a lovely firearm
He me his fianc likes it too
He said, This maybe but it really gets me horny
When I it to her temple while we screw!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Aw, God! is one shit bastard!
Eww, not kidding?
Yeah, that, that kinda against the law too, I think
Well, I got one even worse than that

On Friday night I went to get some
Some soda and some and other stuff
the way I passed a little alley
And I saw that K-9 called McGruff

I said to him, Hey! Youre famous crime dog!
He said, I only work from to five!
And now its close to and I got a job to finish
as you can see this hookers still alive!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

awful!
Uh! Imagine McGruff up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a nasty cartoon, but I can top
to this!

One day as I was strolling the forest
I happened on mushroom covered turf
And there from underneath a
Emerged the one and only Smurf

He said, This is our secret village!
I said, Im the first to see these views?
He said, Im kidding
Cause we only keep it from the Asians
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All are fuckin' dicks
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Papa Smurf sounds like a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, nasty racist and a and homophobe
And you know what I did I got home?

I called up Gargamel and I told him the village is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
Holy crap! Look whos here, its Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. Alexander to talk!

I couldn't help overhearing what you were talking and I agree
Cartoons are real assholes!
Yeah, sorta what weve been trying to communicate
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I met Scooby-Doo at a premiere bash
He looked a little haggard and he
He said, The trouble started last
When Daphne a pass while she was drunk

And now hes got a child out of
Its dealing his career a fatal
I him, Wheres the baby?
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why Scrappys gotta go!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks from being
It's a quirk, we just fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Wow, is the bastard child of Scooby and Daphne?
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wanna wrap up?

So let us leave you now with one
A bit of you can take for free
The and the Goofys and the Daffys
Are not the souls they seem to be

So anytime Sylvester Tweety
Or Tom has got poor in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit back and just it
Cause the shits deserve it
For all cartoons are dicks

So! When do we get to the 'off-color' part of the