Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had with Barney Rubble
We hit a couple divvy little
We noticed was quite a lovely lady
Sittin' at the table next to

Now Barney, who was friggin' wasted
Got up and stumbled with a groan
He said, "Hey, just between us, my penis
Is as as a Stegosaurus bone!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get kicks from being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

Did Barney say that?
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he really does not a damn
About the of women!
And sad! It's really sad
you think that's bad, listen to this

One day I met an ape of charisma
Magilla the Gorilla was his
He wore a little hat and bow tie
A fashion which has him great acclaim

I said, "What do you see as career-peak?
Of all many flashy escapades
He said, "Well this is funky, but you're at the monkey
Whos responsible for you the AIDS

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

So hes the
I say is just awful!
Okay, okay! to this little gem"

I had a conversation at a
With Rabbit Hunter Elmer Fudd
He told me I just had to see his
And dropped it on the table a thud

I to him, Its quite a lovely firearm
He me his fianc likes it too
He said, maybe corny but it really gets me horny
When I press it to her while we screw!

All cartoons are dicks
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Aw, God! That is one bastard!
Eww, youre not
Yeah, that, that kinda stuffs against the law too, I
Well, I got one thats even worse that

On Friday night I went to get some
Some and some chips and other stuff
Along the way I a little alley
And there I saw that K-9 called

I said to him, Hey! Youre that crime dog!
He said, I only work from to five!
And now its close to tennish and I got a job to
Cause as you can see this hookers alive!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks from pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

awful!
Uh! Imagine McGruff up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a nasty cartoon, but I can top
to this!

One day as I was strolling through the
I happened on mushroom covered turf
And from underneath a patro-fungus
Emerged the one and only Smurf

He said, This is our secret village!
I said, Then Im the first to see these
He said, Im only
we only keep it hidden from the Asians
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

Papa Smurf sounds like a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, nasty and a bigot and homophobe
And you know I did when I got home?

I called up Gargamel and I told him the village is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
Holy crap! Look whos here, its Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. wants to talk!

I couldn't help overhearing what you were talking about and I
are real fuckin' assholes!
Yeah, thats sorta what weve trying to communicate
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I once met Scooby-Doo at a bash
He looked a haggard and he stunk
He said, The started last December
Daphne made a pass while she was drunk

And now hes got a child out of
Its dealing his career a fatal
I asked him, Wheres the
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why fuckin gotta go!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks from being
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

Wow, Scrappy is the bastard of Scooby and Daphne?
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wanna wrap up?

So let us leave you now with one
A bit of wisdom you can take for
The and the Goofys and the Daffys
Are not the gentle souls seem to be

So Sylvester catches Tweety
Or Tom has got Jerry in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit back and observe it
Cause the little shits it
For all cartoons are fuckin'

So! do we get to the 'off-color' part of the album?