Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had drinks with Barney
We hit a divvy little bars
We noticed was quite a lovely lady
Sittin' at the table to ours

Now Barney, who was friggin' wasted
Got up and stumbled with a groan
He said, "Hey, just us, my Neanderthalic penis
Is as as a Stegosaurus bone!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their from being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Did Barney say that?
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he really not give a damn
About the of women!
And it's sad! It's sad
Well you that's bad, listen to this

One day I met an ape of charisma
Magilla the Gorilla was his
He wore a little hat and bow tie
A fashion has brought him great acclaim

I said, "What do you see as your
Of all your many escapades
He said, "Well is funky, but you're lookin' at the monkey
Whos responsible for you the AIDS

All cartoons are dicks
They get their kicks being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

So hes the
I say is just awful!
Okay, okay! Listen to little gem"

I had a conversation at a
famous Rabbit Hunter Elmer Fudd
He told me I had to see his rifle
And it on the table with a thud

I said to him, Its quite a firearm
He told me his likes it too
He said, maybe corny but it really gets me horny
I press it to her temple while we screw!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their kicks being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Aw, God! is one shit bastard!
Eww, youre not
Yeah, that, that kinda stuffs the law too, I think
Well, I got one even worse than that

On night I went to get some candy
Some soda and some chips and stuff
the way I passed a little alley
And I saw that K-9 called McGruff

I said to him, Hey! that famous crime dog!
He said, I only work nine to five!
And now its close to tennish and I got a job to
Cause as you can see hookers still alive!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from being
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

awful!
Uh! Imagine McGruff up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a nasty cartoon, but I can top
to this!

One day as I was through the forest
I happened on mushroom covered turf
And there from underneath a
Emerged the one and Papa Smurf

He said, is our secret mushroom village!
I said, Then Im the first to see these
He said, Im kidding
Cause we keep it hidden from the Asians
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

That Papa Smurf sounds a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, nasty racist and a and homophobe
And you know I did when I got home?

I called up and I told him where the village is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
Holy crap! Look here, its Jason Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. wants to talk!

I couldn't help overhearing what you talking about and I agree
are real fuckin' assholes!
Yeah, thats sorta what weve been trying to
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I met Scooby-Doo at a premiere bash
He looked a haggard and he stunk
He said, The started last December
When Daphne made a pass she was drunk

And now hes got a child out of
Its dealing his career a fatal
I asked him, Wheres the
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why fuckin Scrappys go!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks from being
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Wow, Scrappy is the bastard child of Scooby and
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wrap this up?

So let us you now with one suggestion
A bit of wisdom you can for free
The Mickeys and the Goofys and the
Are not the souls they seem to be

So anytime Sylvester catches
Or Tom has got Jerry in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit back and just it
Cause the little deserve it
For all are fuckin' dicks

So! do we get to the 'off-color' part of the album?