Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had with Barney Rubble
We hit a couple divvy little
We noticed there was quite a lovely
Sittin' at the next to ours

Now Barney, who was pretty friggin'
Got up and stumbled over a groan
He said, "Hey, just between us, my penis
Is as as a Stegosaurus bone!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks from being
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Did Barney say that?
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he really does not a damn
the feelings of women!
And it's sad! really sad
Well you think that's bad, listen to

One day I met an ape of great
the Gorilla was his name
He wore a hat and matching bow tie
A fashion has brought him great acclaim

I said, "What do you see as career-peak?
Of all your flashy escapades
He said, "Well this is funky, but lookin' at the monkey
responsible for bringing you the AIDS

All cartoons are dicks
They get their kicks from pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

So hes the
I say is just awful!
Okay, okay! Listen to little gem"

I had a conversation at a
With Rabbit Hunter Elmer Fudd
He told me I just had to see his
And dropped it on the with a thud

I said to him, Its quite a lovely
He told me his likes it too
He said, This maybe corny but it really me horny
I press it to her temple while we screw!

All cartoons are dicks
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Aw, God! is one shit bastard!
Eww, youre not
Yeah, that, that kinda stuffs the law too, I think
Well, I got one even worse than that

On night I went to get some candy
Some soda and some chips and stuff
Along the way I passed a alley
And there I saw K-9 called McGruff

I to him, Hey! Youre that famous crime dog!
He said, I work from nine to five!
And now its to tennish and I got a job to finish
as you can see this hookers still alive!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

awful!
Uh! Imagine McGruff up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a nasty cartoon, but I can top
to this!

One day as I was through the forest
I happened on some covered turf
And there from a patro-fungus
Emerged the one and Papa Smurf

He said, This is our secret village!
I said, Im the first to see these views?
He said, Im only
we only keep it hidden from the Asians
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get kicks from being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

That Papa sounds like a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, nasty racist and a bigot and
And you know what I did I got home?

I called up and I told him where the village is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
Holy crap! Look here, its Jason Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. Alexander to talk!

I couldn't overhearing what you were talking about and I agree
Cartoons are fuckin' assholes!
Yeah, sorta what weve been trying to communicate
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I once met Scooby-Doo at a premiere
He looked a haggard and he stunk
He said, The trouble last December
When Daphne a pass while she was drunk

And now hes got a out of wedlock
Its dealing his career a blow
I asked him, Wheres the
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why fuckin Scrappys go!

All cartoons are dicks
They get kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

Wow, Scrappy is the bastard child of and Daphne?
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wanna wrap up?

So let us leave you now one suggestion
A bit of wisdom you can take for
The Mickeys and the and the Daffys
Are not the gentle souls seem to be

So Sylvester catches Tweety
Or Tom has got Jerry in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit back and observe it
the little shits deserve it
For all cartoons are fuckin'

So! When do we get to the 'off-color' part of the