Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had drinks with Rubble
We hit a divvy little bars
We noticed there was a lovely lady
Sittin' at the table next to

Now Barney, who was friggin' wasted
Got up and stumbled with a groan
He said, "Hey, just between us, my Neanderthalic
Is as massive as a bone!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Did Barney say that?
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he really not give a damn
About the of women!
And sad! It's really sad
Well you that's bad, listen to this

One day I met an ape of charisma
Magilla the was his name
He wore a hat and matching bow tie
A which has brought him great acclaim

I said, "What do you see as career-peak?
Of all many flashy escapades
He said, "Well this is funky, but lookin' at the monkey
Whos for bringing you the AIDS

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from being
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

So hes the
I say that is awful!
Okay, okay! Listen to little gem"

I had a conversation at a
With Rabbit Hunter Elmer Fudd
He told me I had to see his rifle
And dropped it on the table with a

I said to him, Its quite a lovely
He me his fianc likes it too
He said, maybe corny but it really gets me horny
When I press it to her temple we screw!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

Aw, God! is one shit bastard!
Eww, not kidding?
Yeah, that, that kinda against the law too, I think
Well, I got one thats even worse than

On Friday night I to get some candy
Some soda and some chips and other
Along the way I a little alley
And there I saw that K-9 called

I said to him, Hey! Youre that famous dog!
He said, I work from nine to five!
And now its close to and I got a job to finish
Cause as you can see hookers still alive!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

awful!
Uh! Imagine beating up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a nasty cartoon, but I can top
to this!

One day as I was strolling through the
I happened on some mushroom covered
And there from underneath a
the one and only Papa Smurf

He said, is our secret mushroom village!
I said, Then Im the first to see these
He said, Im kidding
Cause we only keep it hidden from the
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their from being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

That Papa Smurf like a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, nasty and a bigot and homophobe
And you know I did when I got home?

I called up Gargamel and I him where the village is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
Holy crap! Look here, its Jason Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. wants to talk!

I couldn't help what you were talking about and I agree
Cartoons are real assholes!
Yeah, thats sorta what weve been to communicate
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I met Scooby-Doo at a premiere bash
He looked a little haggard and he
He said, The started last December
When Daphne made a while she was drunk

And now hes got a child out of
Its his career a fatal blow
I him, Wheres the baby?
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why fuckin Scrappys go!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from being
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

Wow, Scrappy is the child of Scooby and Daphne?
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wanna wrap up?

So let us leave you now with one
A bit of wisdom you can for free
The Mickeys and the and the Daffys
Are not the gentle they seem to be

So anytime Sylvester Tweety
Or Tom has got poor in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit back and observe it
the little shits deserve it
For all cartoons are fuckin'

So! do we get to the 'off-color' part of the album?