Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had drinks with Barney
We hit a couple divvy bars
We noticed was quite a lovely lady
Sittin' at the next to ours

Now Barney, who was pretty friggin'
Got up and stumbled over a groan
He said, "Hey, just us, my Neanderthalic penis
Is as as a Stegosaurus bone!

All cartoons are fuckin'
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Did Barney say that?
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he really does not a damn
the feelings of women!
And sad! It's really sad
Well you that's bad, listen to this

One day I met an ape of charisma
Magilla the Gorilla was his
He wore a hat and matching bow tie
A fashion which has him great acclaim

I said, "What do you see as career-peak?
Of all many flashy escapades
He said, "Well this is funky, but you're at the monkey
Whos responsible for you the AIDS

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

So hes the
I say that is awful!
Okay, okay! to this little gem"

I had a at a party
With famous Rabbit Elmer Fudd
He told me I had to see his rifle
And it on the table with a thud

I said to him, Its quite a lovely
He told me his likes it too
He said, This maybe but it really gets me horny
I press it to her temple while we screw!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Aw, God! That is one bastard!
Eww, youre not
Yeah, that, that stuffs against the law too, I think
Well, I got one thats even worse than

On Friday I went to get some candy
soda and some chips and other stuff
Along the way I a little alley
And there I saw that K-9 called

I said to him, Hey! Youre that crime dog!
He said, I work from nine to five!
And now its close to and I got a job to finish
as you can see this hookers still alive!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks from being
It's a quirk, we just fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

awful!
Uh! Imagine McGruff up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a cartoon, but I can top that
to this!

One day as I was strolling the forest
I on some mushroom covered turf
And there underneath a patro-fungus
the one and only Papa Smurf

He said, This is our secret village!
I said, Then Im the to see these views?
He said, Im kidding
Cause we only keep it hidden from the
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All cartoons are dicks
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

That Papa Smurf like a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, racist and a bigot and homophobe
And you know I did when I got home?

I called up Gargamel and I told him the village is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
crap! Look whos here, its Jason Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. Alexander to talk!

I couldn't help what you were talking about and I agree
are real fuckin' assholes!
Yeah, thats sorta what weve been trying to
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I met Scooby-Doo at a premiere bash
He looked a haggard and he stunk
He said, The started last December
When made a pass while she was drunk

And now hes got a out of wedlock
Its dealing his career a blow
I asked him, the baby?
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why fuckin Scrappys go!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their kicks from pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

Wow, Scrappy is the bastard child of Scooby and
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wrap this up?

So let us you now with one suggestion
A bit of wisdom you can take for
The Mickeys and the Goofys and the
Are not the souls they seem to be

So anytime Sylvester Tweety
Or Tom has got Jerry in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit back and observe it
Cause the little shits it
For all cartoons are fuckin'

So! do we get to the 'off-color' part of the album?