Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had drinks with Rubble
We hit a couple divvy bars
We there was quite a lovely lady
Sittin' at the table to ours

Now Barney, who was pretty friggin'
Got up and stumbled over with a
He said, "Hey, just us, my Neanderthalic penis
Is as as a Stegosaurus bone!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Did Barney really say
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he really not give a damn
About the of women!
And it's sad! really sad
Well you think that's bad, to this

One day I met an ape of great
Magilla the Gorilla was his
He a little hat and matching bow tie
A which has brought him great acclaim

I said, "What do you see as your
Of all your flashy escapades
He said, "Well this is funky, but you're at the monkey
Whos responsible for bringing you the

All cartoons are dicks
They get their kicks from pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

So hes the
I say that is awful!
Okay, okay! Listen to little gem"

I had a conversation at a
famous Rabbit Hunter Elmer Fudd
He me I just had to see his rifle
And dropped it on the table with a

I said to him, Its a lovely firearm
He told me his fianc it too
He said, This maybe corny but it gets me horny
When I press it to her while we screw!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Aw, God! is one shit bastard!
Eww, not kidding?
Yeah, that, that kinda against the law too, I think
Well, I got one even worse than that

On Friday night I to get some candy
Some soda and some chips and other
Along the way I a little alley
And there I saw that K-9 McGruff

I said to him, Hey! Youre that crime dog!
He said, I only work nine to five!
And now its to tennish and I got a job to finish
as you can see this hookers still alive!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

awful!
Uh! Imagine McGruff up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a cartoon, but I can top that
to this!

One day as I was through the forest
I happened on some mushroom covered
And from underneath a patro-fungus
Emerged the one and only Smurf

He said, This is our secret village!
I said, Im the first to see these views?
He said, Im kidding
Cause we only keep it from the Asians
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

That Smurf sounds like a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, nasty racist and a and homophobe
And you know what I did when I got

I called up Gargamel and I told him where the is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
crap! Look whos here, its Jason Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. Alexander to talk!

I couldn't help overhearing what you were talking and I agree
are real fuckin' assholes!
Yeah, thats sorta what weve been to communicate
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I once met Scooby-Doo at a premiere
He looked a little and he stunk
He said, The trouble started December
When Daphne made a pass while she was

And now hes got a child out of
Its dealing his career a blow
I asked him, Wheres the
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why fuckin Scrappys go!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

Wow, Scrappy is the bastard child of and Daphne?
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wrap this up?

So let us you now with one suggestion
A bit of wisdom you can take for
The Mickeys and the Goofys and the
Are not the souls they seem to be

So anytime Sylvester catches
Or Tom has got poor in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit and just observe it
Cause the shits deserve it
For all are fuckin' dicks

So! When do we get to the 'off-color' of the album?