Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had drinks with Rubble
We hit a couple divvy little
We noticed there was quite a lady
Sittin' at the table next to

Now Barney, who was pretty friggin'
Got up and stumbled with a groan
He said, "Hey, just between us, my penis
Is as massive as a bone!

All cartoons are dicks
They get kicks from being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

Did Barney say that?
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he really does not give a
the feelings of women!
And it's sad! really sad
you think that's bad, listen to this

One day I met an ape of great
Magilla the Gorilla was his
He wore a little hat and bow tie
A fashion which has brought him great

I said, "What do you see as career-peak?
Of all your many escapades
He said, "Well this is funky, but lookin' at the monkey
Whos for bringing you the AIDS

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks from being
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

So hes the
I say is just awful!
Okay, okay! Listen to little gem"

I had a conversation at a
With famous Hunter Elmer Fudd
He me I just had to see his rifle
And it on the table with a thud

I said to him, Its quite a firearm
He me his fianc likes it too
He said, This maybe corny but it really gets me
When I press it to her temple we screw!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

Aw, God! is one shit bastard!
Eww, youre not
Yeah, that, that kinda stuffs against the law too, I
Well, I got one even worse than that

On Friday night I went to get some
Some soda and chips and other stuff
the way I passed a little alley
And there I saw K-9 called McGruff

I said to him, Hey! that famous crime dog!
He said, I only work nine to five!
And now its close to tennish and I got a job to
Cause as you can see this hookers alive!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks from being
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

awful!
Uh! McGruff beating up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a cartoon, but I can top that
to this!

One day as I was through the forest
I happened on some mushroom covered
And there underneath a patro-fungus
Emerged the one and Papa Smurf

He said, This is our mushroom village!
I said, Then Im the first to see these
He said, Im only
Cause we only it hidden from the Asians
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Papa Smurf sounds like a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, nasty and a bigot and homophobe
And you what I did when I got home?

I called up Gargamel and I told him where the is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
crap! Look whos here, its Jason Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. Alexander to talk!

I couldn't help overhearing what you talking about and I agree
Cartoons are fuckin' assholes!
Yeah, thats what weve been trying to communicate
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I once met Scooby-Doo at a premiere
He a little haggard and he stunk
He said, The trouble started last
When Daphne made a pass she was drunk

And now hes got a out of wedlock
Its dealing his a fatal blow
I asked him, Wheres the
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why fuckin gotta go!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

Wow, Scrappy is the bastard child of and Daphne?
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you douche wanna wrap this up?

So let us leave you now one suggestion
A bit of you can take for free
The and the Goofys and the Daffys
Are not the souls they seem to be

So anytime Sylvester Tweety
Or Tom has got poor in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit and just observe it
Cause the little shits it
For all are fuckin' dicks

So! When do we get to the 'off-color' of the album?