Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had drinks Barney Rubble
We hit a divvy little bars
We noticed was quite a lovely lady
Sittin' at the table next to

Now Barney, who was friggin' wasted
Got up and over with a groan
He said, "Hey, between us, my Neanderthalic penis
Is as as a Stegosaurus bone!

All cartoons are dicks
They get kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

Did really say that?
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he really not give a damn
About the of women!
And sad! It's really sad
Well you think bad, listen to this

One day I met an ape of great
Magilla the Gorilla was his
He a little hat and matching bow tie
A fashion which has him great acclaim

I said, "What do you see as career-peak?
Of all many flashy escapades
He said, "Well this is funky, but you're at the monkey
Whos for bringing you the AIDS

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

So hes the
I say is just awful!
Okay, okay! Listen to this gem"

I had a at a party
famous Rabbit Hunter Elmer Fudd
He told me I had to see his rifle
And dropped it on the with a thud

I said to him, Its quite a firearm
He told me his likes it too
He said, maybe corny but it really gets me horny
I press it to her temple while we screw!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

Aw, God! That is one bastard!
Eww, youre not
Yeah, that, that stuffs against the law too, I think
Well, I got one even worse than that

On Friday night I went to get some
Some soda and chips and other stuff
the way I passed a little alley
And I saw that K-9 called McGruff

I said to him, Hey! that famous crime dog!
He said, I only from nine to five!
And now its close to and I got a job to finish
Cause as you can see this still alive!

All cartoons are dicks
They get kicks from being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

awful!
Uh! Imagine beating up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a nasty cartoon, but I can top
to this!

One day as I was strolling the forest
I happened on some mushroom covered
And there underneath a patro-fungus
Emerged the one and only Papa

He said, This is our mushroom village!
I said, Then Im the first to see these
He said, Im kidding
we only keep it hidden from the Asians
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All cartoons are dicks
They get kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

That Papa Smurf sounds a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, nasty racist and a and homophobe
And you know what I did when I got

I up Gargamel and I told him where the village is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
Holy crap! Look here, its Jason Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. Alexander to talk!

I couldn't help overhearing what you talking about and I agree
Cartoons are real assholes!
Yeah, thats sorta what weve trying to communicate
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I once met at a premiere bash
He looked a little haggard and he
He said, The trouble started last
When Daphne a pass while she was drunk

And now hes got a out of wedlock
Its dealing his career a blow
I asked him, the baby?
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why fuckin gotta go!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their kicks from pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

Wow, Scrappy is the bastard of Scooby and Daphne?
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you douche wanna wrap this up?

So let us you now with one suggestion
A bit of wisdom you can take for
The and the Goofys and the Daffys
Are not the gentle souls seem to be

So anytime Sylvester Tweety
Or Tom has got poor in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit back and just it
Cause the little shits it
For all cartoons are fuckin'

So! do we get to the 'off-color' part of the album?