Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had drinks with Barney
We hit a divvy little bars
We noticed there was quite a lady
at the table next to ours

Now Barney, who was pretty wasted
Got up and stumbled over with a
He said, "Hey, just us, my Neanderthalic penis
Is as as a Stegosaurus bone!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Did Barney say that?
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he really does not give a
the feelings of women!
And it's sad! really sad
Well you think that's bad, listen to

One day I met an ape of charisma
the Gorilla was his name
He a little hat and matching bow tie
A fashion which has him great acclaim

I said, "What do you see as your
Of all your many flashy
He said, "Well is funky, but you're lookin' at the monkey
Whos for bringing you the AIDS

All are fuckin' dicks
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

So hes the
I say that is awful!
Okay, okay! Listen to little gem"

I had a conversation at a
With Rabbit Hunter Elmer Fudd
He told me I had to see his rifle
And dropped it on the table with a

I said to him, Its quite a lovely
He me his fianc likes it too
He said, This corny but it really gets me horny
When I it to her temple while we screw!

All cartoons are dicks
They get kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

Aw, God! That is one bastard!
Eww, youre not
Yeah, that, that kinda stuffs against the law too, I
Well, I got one thats even worse that

On Friday I went to get some candy
Some soda and some chips and stuff
the way I passed a little alley
And there I saw that K-9 McGruff

I to him, Hey! Youre that famous crime dog!
He said, I only work nine to five!
And now its close to and I got a job to finish
as you can see this hookers still alive!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their kicks from pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

awful!
Uh! McGruff beating up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a cartoon, but I can top that
to this!

One day as I was strolling through the
I happened on mushroom covered turf
And there from underneath a
Emerged the one and only Smurf

He said, This is our secret village!
I said, Then Im the first to see these
He said, Im only
Cause we keep it hidden from the Asians
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks from pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

That Smurf sounds like a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, nasty racist and a bigot and
And you know what I did when I got

I up Gargamel and I told him where the village is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
Holy crap! Look here, its Jason Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. Alexander to talk!

I couldn't help overhearing what you were talking about and I
Cartoons are fuckin' assholes!
Yeah, thats what weve been trying to communicate
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I once met Scooby-Doo at a premiere
He a little haggard and he stunk
He said, The trouble last December
When Daphne made a while she was drunk

And now hes got a out of wedlock
Its dealing his career a fatal
I asked him, the baby?
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why fuckin Scrappys go!

All cartoons are fuckin'
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

Wow, is the bastard child of Scooby and Daphne?
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wanna wrap up?

So let us leave you now one suggestion
A bit of wisdom you can take for
The Mickeys and the Goofys and the
Are not the souls they seem to be

So Sylvester catches Tweety
Or Tom has got Jerry in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit back and just it
Cause the shits deserve it
For all cartoons are fuckin'

So! When do we get to the 'off-color' part of the