Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had drinks Barney Rubble
We hit a couple divvy bars
We noticed there was quite a lady
Sittin' at the next to ours

Now Barney, who was pretty friggin'
Got up and stumbled with a groan
He said, "Hey, just between us, my penis
Is as massive as a bone!

All cartoons are fuckin'
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Did Barney say that?
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he really does not give a
the feelings of women!
And it's sad! really sad
you think that's bad, listen to this

One day I met an ape of charisma
Magilla the was his name
He wore a hat and matching bow tie
A fashion which has him great acclaim

I said, "What do you see as career-peak?
Of all many flashy escapades
He said, "Well is funky, but you're lookin' at the monkey
responsible for bringing you the AIDS

All are fuckin' dicks
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

So hes the
I say is just awful!
Okay, okay! Listen to little gem"

I had a at a party
famous Rabbit Hunter Elmer Fudd
He told me I had to see his rifle
And dropped it on the table a thud

I said to him, Its quite a lovely
He me his fianc likes it too
He said, This maybe corny but it really gets me
When I it to her temple while we screw!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Aw, God! That is one bastard!
Eww, youre not
Yeah, that, that kinda stuffs the law too, I think
Well, I got one thats even than that

On Friday I went to get some candy
Some soda and chips and other stuff
Along the way I passed a alley
And there I saw K-9 called McGruff

I said to him, Hey! that famous crime dog!
He said, I work from nine to five!
And now its close to and I got a job to finish
Cause as you can see this hookers alive!

All cartoons are dicks
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

awful!
Uh! Imagine beating up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a nasty cartoon, but I can top
to this!

One day as I was strolling through the
I on some mushroom covered turf
And there underneath a patro-fungus
the one and only Papa Smurf

He said, This is our mushroom village!
I said, Im the first to see these views?
He said, Im only
Cause we only keep it hidden from the
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their kicks from pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

That Papa sounds like a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, nasty and a bigot and homophobe
And you know what I did I got home?

I up Gargamel and I told him where the village is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
Holy crap! Look here, its Jason Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. wants to talk!

I couldn't help overhearing what you talking about and I agree
are real fuckin' assholes!
Yeah, thats sorta weve been trying to communicate
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I once met at a premiere bash
He a little haggard and he stunk
He said, The started last December
When made a pass while she was drunk

And now hes got a child out of
Its dealing his career a fatal
I asked him, the baby?
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why Scrappys gotta go!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their from being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

Wow, Scrappy is the bastard child of and Daphne?
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you douche wanna wrap this up?

So let us you now with one suggestion
A bit of you can take for free
The and the Goofys and the Daffys
Are not the gentle souls they to be

So anytime catches Tweety
Or Tom has got poor in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit back and observe it
the little shits deserve it
For all cartoons are dicks

So! When do we get to the part of the album?