Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had drinks Barney Rubble
We hit a couple little bars
We noticed there was a lovely lady
at the table next to ours

Now Barney, who was friggin' wasted
Got up and stumbled with a groan
He said, "Hey, just between us, my penis
Is as massive as a bone!

All cartoons are dicks
They get kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

Did Barney really say
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he does not give a damn
About the of women!
And it's sad! It's sad
you think that's bad, listen to this

One day I met an ape of charisma
Magilla the Gorilla was his
He wore a little hat and bow tie
A fashion which has brought him acclaim

I said, "What do you see as your
Of all your many flashy
He said, "Well is funky, but you're lookin' at the monkey
responsible for bringing you the AIDS

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

So hes the
I say that is awful!
Okay, okay! Listen to this gem"

I had a at a party
With famous Hunter Elmer Fudd
He told me I had to see his rifle
And dropped it on the table a thud

I said to him, Its a lovely firearm
He me his fianc likes it too
He said, This maybe corny but it gets me horny
When I press it to her while we screw!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Aw, God! That is one bastard!
Eww, youre not
Yeah, that, that kinda stuffs against the law too, I
Well, I got one thats even worse than

On Friday night I went to get candy
soda and some chips and other stuff
Along the way I passed a little
And there I saw that K-9 McGruff

I said to him, Hey! Youre that crime dog!
He said, I only work nine to five!
And now its close to tennish and I got a job to
as you can see this hookers still alive!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their kicks being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

awful!
Uh! Imagine beating up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a nasty cartoon, but I can top
to this!

One day as I was strolling the forest
I happened on some covered turf
And there underneath a patro-fungus
the one and only Papa Smurf

He said, This is our mushroom village!
I said, Then Im the first to see views?
He said, Im only
Cause we keep it hidden from the Asians
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their kicks from being
It's a quirk, we just fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

That Papa Smurf like a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, nasty racist and a and homophobe
And you know I did when I got home?

I called up Gargamel and I told him where the is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
crap! Look whos here, its Jason Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. Alexander to talk!

I couldn't overhearing what you were talking about and I agree
Cartoons are real assholes!
Yeah, sorta what weve been trying to communicate
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I met Scooby-Doo at a premiere bash
He a little haggard and he stunk
He said, The trouble started December
When Daphne made a pass while she was

And now hes got a child out of
Its dealing his a fatal blow
I asked him, Wheres the
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why Scrappys gotta go!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Wow, Scrappy is the bastard child of Scooby and
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you bags wanna wrap this up?

So let us leave you now one suggestion
A bit of you can take for free
The and the Goofys and the Daffys
Are not the gentle they seem to be

So anytime catches Tweety
Or Tom has got poor in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit back and observe it
Cause the shits deserve it
For all cartoons are dicks

So! When do we get to the 'off-color' part of the