Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had drinks Barney Rubble
We hit a divvy little bars
We noticed there was quite a lady
Sittin' at the table next to

Now Barney, who was pretty wasted
Got up and over with a groan
He said, "Hey, just us, my Neanderthalic penis
Is as as a Stegosaurus bone!

All are fuckin' dicks
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Did Barney say that?
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he really not give a damn
About the of women!
And it's sad! It's sad
you think that's bad, listen to this

One day I met an ape of charisma
the Gorilla was his name
He wore a little hat and bow tie
A which has brought him great acclaim

I said, "What do you see as your
Of all your many flashy
He said, "Well is funky, but you're lookin' at the monkey
Whos responsible for bringing you the

All cartoons are dicks
They get their kicks being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

So hes the
I say is just awful!
Okay, okay! Listen to little gem"

I had a conversation at a
famous Rabbit Hunter Elmer Fudd
He me I just had to see his rifle
And it on the table with a thud

I said to him, Its quite a lovely
He me his fianc likes it too
He said, This maybe corny but it really gets me
When I it to her temple while we screw!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their from being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Aw, God! That is one bastard!
Eww, youre not
Yeah, that, kinda stuffs against the law too, I think
Well, I got one thats even than that

On Friday night I went to get some
Some soda and some and other stuff
the way I passed a little alley
And there I saw that K-9 McGruff

I said to him, Hey! Youre famous crime dog!
He said, I only work from to five!
And now its close to tennish and I got a job to
Cause as you can see this hookers alive!

All cartoons are fuckin'
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

awful!
Uh! Imagine McGruff up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a nasty cartoon, but I can top
to this!

One day as I was strolling the forest
I happened on some covered turf
And there from underneath a
Emerged the one and only Papa

He said, This is our mushroom village!
I said, Then Im the first to see these
He said, Im only
Cause we only keep it from the Asians
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

That Papa sounds like a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, nasty racist and a bigot and
And you know I did when I got home?

I up Gargamel and I told him where the village is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
Holy crap! Look here, its Jason Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. Alexander to talk!

I couldn't overhearing what you were talking about and I agree
Cartoons are real assholes!
Yeah, thats sorta what weve been trying to
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I met Scooby-Doo at a premiere bash
He looked a little haggard and he
He said, The trouble last December
When made a pass while she was drunk

And now hes got a out of wedlock
Its dealing his career a fatal
I asked him, the baby?
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why Scrappys gotta go!

All cartoons are dicks
They get kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Wow, Scrappy is the bastard child of Scooby and
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wanna wrap up?

So let us leave you now one suggestion
A bit of wisdom you can take for
The and the Goofys and the Daffys
Are not the gentle they seem to be

So anytime Sylvester catches
Or Tom has got Jerry in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit back and observe it
the little shits deserve it
For all cartoons are fuckin'

So! do we get to the 'off-color' part of the album?