Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had drinks Barney Rubble
We hit a couple little bars
We noticed was quite a lovely lady
Sittin' at the table to ours

Now Barney, who was friggin' wasted
Got up and stumbled over with a
He said, "Hey, just between us, my Neanderthalic
Is as massive as a bone!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

Did Barney really say
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he does not give a damn
About the of women!
And it's sad! really sad
Well you think that's bad, to this

One day I met an ape of great
the Gorilla was his name
He wore a little hat and bow tie
A which has brought him great acclaim

I said, "What do you see as career-peak?
Of all your many flashy
He said, "Well this is funky, but you're lookin' at the
Whos responsible for you the AIDS

All cartoons are dicks
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

So hes the
I say is just awful!
Okay, okay! to this little gem"

I had a conversation at a
With famous Rabbit Elmer Fudd
He told me I just had to see his
And it on the table with a thud

I said to him, Its quite a lovely
He told me his likes it too
He said, This maybe corny but it really gets me
I press it to her temple while we screw!

All are fuckin' dicks
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Aw, God! is one shit bastard!
Eww, youre not
Yeah, that, that kinda against the law too, I think
Well, I got one thats even worse that

On Friday night I went to get some
Some soda and chips and other stuff
Along the way I a little alley
And there I saw that K-9 McGruff

I said to him, Hey! Youre famous crime dog!
He said, I only work from to five!
And now its close to tennish and I got a job to
Cause as you can see hookers still alive!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

awful!
Uh! Imagine beating up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a nasty cartoon, but I can top
to this!

One day as I was strolling the forest
I happened on mushroom covered turf
And from underneath a patro-fungus
the one and only Papa Smurf

He said, is our secret mushroom village!
I said, Then Im the first to see views?
He said, Im kidding
we only keep it hidden from the Asians
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All cartoons are dicks
They get kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

That Smurf sounds like a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, nasty racist and a and homophobe
And you what I did when I got home?

I up Gargamel and I told him where the village is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
crap! Look whos here, its Jason Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. wants to talk!

I couldn't help overhearing what you were talking and I agree
Cartoons are real assholes!
Yeah, thats what weve been trying to communicate
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I once met Scooby-Doo at a bash
He a little haggard and he stunk
He said, The trouble started last
When made a pass while she was drunk

And now hes got a child out of
Its dealing his a fatal blow
I him, Wheres the baby?
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why fuckin gotta go!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Wow, is the bastard child of Scooby and Daphne?
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wanna wrap up?

So let us leave you now one suggestion
A bit of wisdom you can for free
The Mickeys and the and the Daffys
Are not the gentle souls they to be

So Sylvester catches Tweety
Or Tom has got Jerry in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit and just observe it
the little shits deserve it
For all cartoons are dicks

So! When do we get to the 'off-color' of the album?