Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had drinks Barney Rubble
We hit a couple little bars
We noticed was quite a lovely lady
at the table next to ours

Now Barney, who was pretty wasted
Got up and stumbled with a groan
He said, "Hey, just between us, my penis
Is as as a Stegosaurus bone!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from being
It's a quirk, we just fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Did really say that?
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he does not give a damn
About the of women!
And it's sad! really sad
you think that's bad, listen to this

One day I met an ape of great
Magilla the was his name
He wore a hat and matching bow tie
A which has brought him great acclaim

I said, "What do you see as your
Of all your flashy escapades
He said, "Well this is funky, but lookin' at the monkey
Whos responsible for you the AIDS

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

So hes the
I say is just awful!
Okay, okay! Listen to little gem"

I had a at a party
With famous Rabbit Hunter Fudd
He told me I just had to see his
And dropped it on the table with a

I said to him, Its quite a firearm
He me his fianc likes it too
He said, This maybe corny but it really gets me
When I press it to her while we screw!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

Aw, God! is one shit bastard!
Eww, not kidding?
Yeah, that, that stuffs against the law too, I think
Well, I got one thats even worse than

On Friday night I to get some candy
Some soda and some chips and stuff
Along the way I passed a alley
And there I saw that K-9 called

I said to him, Hey! Youre that famous dog!
He said, I only from nine to five!
And now its close to and I got a job to finish
Cause as you can see this hookers alive!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their kicks from pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

awful!
Uh! Imagine beating up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a cartoon, but I can top that
to this!

One day as I was strolling through the
I happened on some mushroom turf
And there from underneath a
the one and only Papa Smurf

He said, This is our mushroom village!
I said, Then Im the first to see views?
He said, Im kidding
Cause we only keep it hidden from the
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All cartoons are dicks
They get kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

That Papa sounds like a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, nasty and a bigot and homophobe
And you know what I did I got home?

I called up Gargamel and I told him the village is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
Holy crap! Look here, its Jason Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. Alexander to talk!

I couldn't help what you were talking about and I agree
are real fuckin' assholes!
Yeah, thats sorta what weve been trying to
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I met Scooby-Doo at a premiere bash
He looked a haggard and he stunk
He said, The started last December
When made a pass while she was drunk

And now hes got a child out of
Its his career a fatal blow
I him, Wheres the baby?
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why fuckin Scrappys go!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their kicks from being
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

Wow, Scrappy is the bastard child of and Daphne?
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wanna this up?

So let us you now with one suggestion
A bit of wisdom you can take for
The Mickeys and the Goofys and the
Are not the gentle souls seem to be

So Sylvester catches Tweety
Or Tom has got poor in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit back and observe it
Cause the little shits it
For all are fuckin' dicks

So! When do we get to the 'off-color' part of the