Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had with Barney Rubble
We hit a divvy little bars
We noticed there was quite a lady
at the table next to ours

Now Barney, who was pretty wasted
Got up and over with a groan
He said, "Hey, just between us, my Neanderthalic
Is as massive as a bone!

All are fuckin' dicks
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Did really say that?
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he really does not a damn
About the of women!
And it's sad! It's sad
Well you think that's bad, to this

One day I met an ape of great
Magilla the was his name
He wore a hat and matching bow tie
A fashion has brought him great acclaim

I said, "What do you see as your
Of all your many escapades
He said, "Well this is funky, but you're at the monkey
Whos responsible for bringing you the

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

So hes the
I say that is awful!
Okay, okay! Listen to little gem"

I had a conversation at a
With famous Rabbit Hunter Fudd
He told me I just had to see his
And dropped it on the with a thud

I said to him, Its a lovely firearm
He told me his fianc it too
He said, This maybe but it really gets me horny
When I press it to her while we screw!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get kicks from being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

Aw, God! is one shit bastard!
Eww, youre not
Yeah, that, that kinda stuffs against the law too, I
Well, I got one thats even worse than

On night I went to get some candy
Some soda and some chips and stuff
Along the way I passed a alley
And I saw that K-9 called McGruff

I said to him, Hey! that famous crime dog!
He said, I only work from to five!
And now its to tennish and I got a job to finish
Cause as you can see this still alive!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their kicks from pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

awful!
Uh! Imagine beating up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a nasty cartoon, but I can top
to this!

One day as I was through the forest
I happened on some covered turf
And from underneath a patro-fungus
Emerged the one and only Smurf

He said, This is our secret village!
I said, Im the first to see these views?
He said, Im only
we only keep it hidden from the Asians
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All are fuckin' dicks
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

Papa Smurf sounds like a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, nasty racist and a and homophobe
And you know I did when I got home?

I up Gargamel and I told him where the village is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
crap! Look whos here, its Jason Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. wants to talk!

I couldn't help overhearing what you talking about and I agree
Cartoons are fuckin' assholes!
Yeah, thats sorta what weve been to communicate
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I met Scooby-Doo at a premiere bash
He a little haggard and he stunk
He said, The started last December
When Daphne made a pass she was drunk

And now hes got a child out of
Its dealing his a fatal blow
I asked him, the baby?
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why fuckin gotta go!

All cartoons are dicks
They get their kicks from pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Wow, Scrappy is the bastard child of Scooby and
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wrap this up?

So let us leave you now one suggestion
A bit of wisdom you can take for
The Mickeys and the and the Daffys
Are not the gentle they seem to be

So anytime Sylvester Tweety
Or Tom has got Jerry in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit back and just it
Cause the shits deserve it
For all cartoons are fuckin'

So! do we get to the 'off-color' part of the album?