Luyện nghe bài hát All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

On Monday, I had drinks Barney Rubble
We hit a divvy little bars
We there was quite a lovely lady
Sittin' at the table to ours

Now Barney, who was pretty wasted
Got up and stumbled over a groan
He said, "Hey, just between us, my penis
Is as massive as a bone!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

Did Barney really say
Oh, yeah! He is a
Wow!
And he, and he really does not a damn
the feelings of women!
And it's sad! It's sad
Well you think that's bad, to this

One day I met an ape of charisma
Magilla the Gorilla was his
He a little hat and matching bow tie
A fashion which has brought him acclaim

I said, "What do you see as career-peak?
Of all your many flashy
He said, "Well this is funky, but you're lookin' at the
Whos responsible for you the AIDS

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks from pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

So hes the
I say that is awful!
Okay, okay! to this little gem"

I had a conversation at a
With famous Rabbit Hunter Fudd
He told me I just had to see his
And it on the table with a thud

I said to him, Its quite a lovely
He me his fianc likes it too
He said, This maybe corny but it gets me horny
When I press it to her temple we screw!

All are fuckin' dicks
They get their from being pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are dicks

Aw, God! That is one bastard!
Eww, youre not
Yeah, that, that kinda stuffs the law too, I think
Well, I got one even worse than that

On Friday I went to get some candy
soda and some chips and other stuff
Along the way I a little alley
And I saw that K-9 called McGruff

I said to him, Hey! that famous crime dog!
He said, I only work nine to five!
And now its close to tennish and I got a job to
Cause as you can see this hookers alive!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all are fuckin' dicks

awful!
Uh! McGruff beating up hookers!
He is a dick, he is a dick!
Yes, yes! Hes a nasty cartoon, but I can top
to this!

One day as I was through the forest
I happened on some covered turf
And from underneath a patro-fungus
Emerged the one and only Papa

He said, is our secret mushroom village!
I said, Then Im the to see these views?
He said, Im kidding
we only keep it hidden from the Asians
Adams, Faggots, and Jews!

All cartoons are fuckin'
They get their kicks from pricks
a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

That Papa sounds like a monster!
Oh, hes a dirty, nasty racist and a and homophobe
And you know what I did I got home?

I called up Gargamel and I told him where the is!
sweet"

Can I go
Of course, sweetie!

One day I met a
Holy crap! Look whos here, its Alexander!
Hey, Cartoon-haters!
But, but I was to go next!
Quiet, honey! Mr. Alexander to talk!

I couldn't help overhearing you were talking about and I agree
are real fuckin' assholes!
Yeah, thats sorta weve been trying to communicate
Well, get a of this!
He load!
I know! I heard!

I once met Scooby-Doo at a premiere
He looked a little haggard and he
He said, The started last December
When Daphne made a pass she was drunk

And now hes got a out of wedlock
Its dealing his career a fatal
I him, Wheres the baby?
He said, Jason, buddy, now you see
Why fuckin Scrappys go!

All are fuckin' dicks
get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin'

Wow, Scrappy is the bastard of Scooby and Daphne?
Shocking, it?
Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wanna wrap up?

So let us leave you now with one
A bit of wisdom you can for free
The Mickeys and the and the Daffys
Are not the souls they seem to be

So anytime Sylvester catches
Or Tom has got poor in a fix
Hes in a fix! Sit back and just it
the little shits deserve it
For all cartoons are dicks

So! When do we get to the 'off-color' of the album?