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Abercrombie the Third
was a Caspar Milquetoast, if you saw one.
There are of stories going round I heard.
Oh not the same as he used to be.
Oh, had a zombie.

Abercrombie was so meek and
Abercrombie was the type.
Oh, you'd think he'd start a riot;
then had a zombie.

Abercrombie stole a hansom (1).
never did a bump.
Never thought of through a transom;
then had a zombie.

He never sassed a he never passed a stop.
He never drove a car the Astor bar.
He never tried to in the Aquacade;
He was an icky (2), I'm afraid.

But like other famous sinner,
met his Waterloo.
He's the man who didn't come to
'cuz Abercrombie had a was it two?

never hit Jack Dempsey (3).
Abercrombie cut a rug.
tried to be Vaslav Nijinsky (4);
then had a zombie.

Abercrombie never a steeple.
never heaved a brick.
And he went on "We the People" (5);
then had a zombie.

He never roulette; he never made a bet.
He never to fly or gave a blonde the eye.
He never paid a fine or led a line.
He was a comic valentine.

At time the slowest gets racy,
Abercrombie's no there.
He's as daring as that guy Dick (6),
since Abercrombie had a was it ten?

(1). Hansom: a type of cab.
(2). a "square"; one who is not "hip."
(3). Jack Dempsey: World Heavyweight Championship 1919 to 1926.
(4). Vaslav (1899/90-1950): Renowned danseur.
(5). Popular radio 1930s-1940s (later a TV program).
(6). Dick Tracy: detective.