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Abercrombie the Third
was a Caspar Milquetoast, if you saw one.
There are lots of stories round I heard.
Oh not the same as he used to be.
Oh, had a zombie.

Abercrombie was so and quiet;
was the tearoom type.
Oh, never think he'd start a riot;
Abercrombie had a zombie.

Abercrombie never a hansom (1).
never did a bump.
Never of crawling through a transom;
then had a zombie.

He never sassed a cop; he never a stop.
He never drove a car the Astor bar.
He never to wade in the Aquacade;
He was just an (2), I'm afraid.

But like other famous sinner,
met his Waterloo.
He's the man who come to dinner;
'cuz Abercrombie had a was it two?

Abercrombie never hit Jack (3).
never cut a rug.
Never to be Vaslav Nijinsky (4);
Abercrombie had a zombie.

Abercrombie climbed a steeple.
Abercrombie heaved a brick.
And he went on "We the People" (5);
Abercrombie had a zombie.

He never played roulette; he never a bet.
He never learned to fly or gave a the eye.
He never a fine or led a conga line.
He was a comic valentine.

At the slowest horse gets racy,
Abercrombie's no there.
He's as daring as that guy Dick (6),
since Abercrombie had a zombie—or was it

(1). a type of horse-pulled cab.
(2). a "square"; one who is not "hip."
(3). Jack Dempsey: Heavyweight Championship from 1919 to 1926.
(4). Vaslav Najinski (1899/90-1950): danseur.
(5). Popular radio program (later a TV program).
(6). Dick Tracy: detective.