Luyện nghe bài hát Abercrombie Had a Zombie

Abercrombie Vanderslice the
was a Milquetoast, if you ever saw one.
There are lots of stories going I heard.
Oh not the same as he used to be.
Oh, had a zombie.

Abercrombie was so and quiet;
was the tearoom type.
Oh, you'd never think he'd a riot;
Abercrombie had a zombie.

Abercrombie stole a hansom (1).
never did a bump.
Never thought of through a transom;
then had a zombie.

He never a cop; he never passed a stop.
He drove a car into the Astor bar.
He tried to wade in the Aquacade;
He was just an (2), I'm afraid.

But like that famous sinner,
met his Waterloo.
He's the man who didn't to dinner;
'cuz Abercrombie had a was it two?

Abercrombie never hit Jack (3).
never cut a rug.
Never to be Vaslav Nijinsky (4);
then had a zombie.

Abercrombie never a steeple.
never heaved a brick.
And he went on "We the People" (5);
Abercrombie had a zombie.

He never roulette; he never made a bet.
He never learned to fly or gave a the eye.
He never paid a or led a conga line.
He was a comic valentine.

At time the slowest horse racy,
no exception there.
He's as daring as that guy Tracy (6),
since had a zombie—or was it ten?

(1). a type of horse-pulled cab.
(2). a "square"; one who is not "hip."
(3). Jack Dempsey: World Championship from 1919 to 1926.
(4). Vaslav Najinski (1899/90-1950): danseur.
(5). Popular radio 1930s-1940s (later a TV program).
(6). Dick Tracy: detective.