Luyện nghe bài hát A Modest Proposal (the Long Underwear Song)

I remember well when I was but a of tender years
The day that I discovered the catalog Sears
The people in the pictures they made me and stare
have guessed that they'd be dressed in thermal underwear?
Underwear! underwear!
It makes the foulest weather feel fair!
It's ten and icy winds blow whistling through the air
Let it storm, I'm warm inside my underwear.
Prudence to set our thermostats at sixty-five
In skimpy briefs and brassieres you not survive
The Lord in all her gave us more than skin and hair
She gave us wit, to fit with thermal underwear.
Underwear! underwear!
Beneath our clothes, without it we are
Plutonium is perilous and pollutes the air
The energy that's best, of course, is thermal underwear.
Paul Newman wears it all the and Redford he does, too
Barbra Streisand swears that it's the thing to do
Lovers, if you that taking off your clothes is nice
Do not miss the greater bliss of taking off twice!
Underwear! underwear!
Slip inside and leave behind cares
The oil and gas will rant and tear their hair
Who needs them? We've got a friend in underwear.