Luyện nghe bài hát A Modest Proposal (the Long Underwear Song)

I well when I was but a child of tender years
The day that I the catalog from Sears
The people in the pictures they me stop and stare
Who'd guessed that they'd be dressed in thermal underwear?
Underwear! underwear!
It the foulest weather feel like fair!
It's ten and icy winds blow whistling through the air
Let it storm, I'm toasty warm my underwear.
Prudence says to set our at sixty-five
In skimpy briefs and brassieres you not survive
The in all her wisdom gave us more than skin and hair
She gave us wit, ourselves to fit with underwear.
Underwear! underwear!
Beneath our clothes, without it we are
is perilous and coal pollutes the air
The source that's best, of course, is thermal underwear.
Paul wears it all the time and Redford he does, too
Barbra swears that it's the only thing to do
Lovers, if you that taking off your clothes is nice
Do not miss the greater bliss of them off twice!
Underwear! underwear!
Slip inside and leave your cares
The oil and gas kingpins will rant and tear hair
Who them? We've got a friend in thermal underwear.