Luyện nghe bài hát A Modest Proposal (the Long Underwear Song)

I remember well I was but a child of tender years
The day that I the catalog from Sears
The people in the pictures they made me and stare
Who'd have guessed that be dressed in thermal underwear?
Underwear! underwear!
It makes the foulest weather like fair!
It's ten and icy winds blow whistling through the air
Let it storm, I'm toasty warm my underwear.
says to set our thermostats at sixty-five
In skimpy and brassieres you will not survive
The Lord in all her wisdom gave us more than skin and
She us wit, ourselves to fit with thermal underwear.
Underwear! underwear!
Beneath our clothes, it we are bare
Plutonium is perilous and pollutes the air
The source that's best, of course, is thermal underwear.
Paul Newman it all the time and Redford he does, too
Barbra Streisand swears that the only thing to do
Lovers, if you think that taking off your is nice
Do not miss the greater bliss of them off twice!
Underwear! underwear!
Slip inside and behind your cares
The oil and gas kingpins will rant and their hair
Who them? We've got a friend in thermal underwear.