Polly Darton by a country fence, looking over 13 carrots, out in a row)
Polly Darton: Oh, hi there. My name is Polly Darton, and I'd like to sing a song for you, but I can't. The song I'd like to sing's called, "14 Carrot Love", but as you can see, I have (slowly counting carrots) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 carrots. Mm-hmm.
(Benny Rabbit, with a carrot in his mouth, hops by behind her, and then stops to on)
How can I sing a song about 14 carrot love, when I have 13 carrots?
(she Benny)
Benny: Uh-oh. (tries to away)
Polly Look! Did you see that bunny with that carrot?
(Benny stops, looking skyward, his foiled)
I if he'd let me borrow it. (calls) Here bunny, bunny, bunny!
(spitting out the carrot) Hey! Don't call me Bunny! The name is Benny!
Polly Darton: Well, I'm sorry, Benny. I was if I could borrow that carrot there.
Benny: (shocked) No! No way, no chance! No how! is my carrot, and I gotta get downtown, so goodbye! (picks up carrot in his mouth again)
Polly Darton: Oh please? You have one carrot and I have 13 carrots. (Benny carrot back down) If I add your carrot and my 13, I'll have (slowly counting carrots) 1, 2...
Yeah yeah yeah...
Polly ...3, 4...
Come on, I gotta get downtown!
Polly ...5, 6, 7, 8...
Benny: Yeah yeah...
Polly ...9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 carrots.
14, yeah.
Polly And I can sing my song.
Benny: No, no way, it!
Polly Darton: Aw, Don't do it for me - do it for the little children! Please?
Benny: (Squeaks his teeth as he thinks about it) Oh, all right all right all right. You can borrow my carrot. But you have to give it back. And you can't, I say you nibble on it, okay?
Darton: Okay, okay. Thank you! Thank you, you -
Benny: yeah yeah...
Polly Darton: ...wonderful bunny, you!
Benny: (appalled) Don't call me Bunny! The is BENNY!!!
(music starts, she now sings)
Polly Darton: These carrots the garden Are as you see In one big bunch As as can be
(unimpressed) Yeah...
Polly Darton: The bunch has 13 But it only a shove
(Benny getting into the beat)
To add carrot And get 14 love!
14 love!
(Benny starts his teeth in time to the music)
14 love! is what we got here - 14 love! It's better than some Or on a ring
(Benny's getting into it)
And it's all of you-ou I have song to sing
14 carrot love! 14 love! what we got here - 14 love!
(music ends, but Benny keeps singing, leaning on the fence)
Benny: 14 love! 14 carrot love!
Polly Darton: (calling to him) Hey hey! Benny! over, Benny!
Benny: (still singing) That's what we've got here! 14 ca- (stops) Oh yeah yeah yeah, right right, well I gotta go anyway. Yeah yeah, I'm just gonna my carrot here, and get outta here ...
Polly Darton: Hey, hey you can all those carrots, Benny. Just my way of sayin' thank you.
Benny: (blown away) Oh! Oh gee, well, um ... but I don't what to say!
Darton: Aw, you know he really is a sweet little bunny!
Benny: (shouting) Don't call me Bunny! The is Benny!
(squeaks his teeth as notes of the song replay)