Polly by a country fence, looking over 13 carrots, laid out in a row)
Polly Darton: Oh, hi there. My name is Polly Darton, and I'd like to sing a song for you, but I can't. The song I'd like to called, "14 Carrot Love", but as you can see, I only have (slowly counting carrots) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 carrots. Mm-hmm.
(Benny Rabbit, with a carrot in his mouth, hops by behind her, and stops to look on)
How can I a song about 14 carrot love, when I only have 13 carrots?
(she Benny)
Uh-oh. (tries to sneak away)
Polly Darton: Look! Did you see that bunny with carrot?
(Benny stops, looking skyward, his foiled)
I wonder if he'd let me it. (calls) Here bunny, bunny, bunny!
Benny: (spitting out the carrot) Hey! Don't me Bunny! The name is Benny!
Polly Darton: Well, I'm sorry, Benny. I was wondering if I could that carrot there.
Benny: (shocked) No! No way, no chance! No how! This is my carrot, and I get downtown, so goodbye! (picks up carrot in his mouth again)
Polly Darton: Oh please? You have one carrot and I 13 carrots. (Benny puts carrot back down) If I add your carrot and my 13, I'll have (slowly counting carrots) 1, 2...
Benny: Yeah yeah...
Polly ...3, 4...
Benny: on, I gotta get downtown!
Polly ...5, 6, 7, 8...
Yeah yeah yeah...
Polly ...9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 carrots.
14, yeah.
Polly Darton: And I can my song.
No, no way, forget it!
Polly Darton: Aw, please? Don't do it for me - do it for the children! Please?
Benny: (Squeaks his teeth as he thinks about it) Oh, all right all right all right. You can borrow my carrot. But you have to give it back. And you can't, I say you can't nibble on it,
Polly Darton: Okay, okay. Thank you! you, you -
Benny: yeah yeah...
Polly Darton: ...wonderful bunny, you!
Benny: (appalled) Don't call me Bunny! The is BENNY!!!
(music starts, she now sings)
Polly These carrots from the garden Are as you see In one great big As as can be
(unimpressed) Yeah...
Polly The bunch has 13 carrots But it only a shove
(Benny starts into the beat)
To add another And get 14 love!
14 love!
(Benny starts squeaking his in time to the music)
14 love! That is we got here - 14 love! better than some flowers Or candy on a
(Benny's really into it)
And all 'cause of you-ou I have this to sing
Together: 14 love! 14 love! what we got here - 14 love!
(music ends, but Benny keeps singing, back on the fence)
Benny: 14 love! 14 carrot love!
Polly (calling to him) Hey hey! Benny! Song's over, Benny!
Benny: (still singing) That's what we've got here! 14 ca- (stops) Oh yeah yeah, right right, well I gotta go anyway. Yeah yeah, I'm just gonna take my carrot here, and get outta here ...
Darton: Hey, hey you can have all those carrots, Benny. Just my way of sayin' thank you.
Benny: (blown away) Oh! Oh gee, well, um ... but I know what to say!
Polly Darton: Aw, you know he is a sweet little bunny!
(shouting) Don't call me Bunny! The name is Benny!
(squeaks his teeth as last notes of the replay)