Luyện nghe bài hát Zeus vs. Thor

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ZEUS!
VS!
THOR!
BEGIN!

How dare you challenge my immortal
I'm the father of the gods, put your daddy on the
Maybe Odin could beg me for a truce, cause Zeus lets loose
I'll put cross-dressing neck in a noose
I'm like Medusa, stone a motherfucker if he looks at me wrong
I'm a bull, getting with my swan schlong
I'm on point Poseidon's trident
Rhymes colder than the frosty of your giants

Allow Thor to retort, you rapist
And get a of this Scandinavian greatness
Brought forth by my thunderstorm force
Cause I get nice, I get Norse (Noirse!)
boy and we'll flyte it out
But keep Asgard up, I Ragnarök the house
You tongue kiss your sister, that's grosser than a
I'm the thunder under, nailing Natalie Portman
Who ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is?
You're ruthless to humans, your crew is like the of the Douches
Ruling over the Greeks, a people and frightened
I'd in your face but you'd probably like it

Only a mindless fool would knock the of philosophy
My Greeks built the of democracy
With astronomy, charted out the movements of my kin
All the on Mount Olympus and me the kingpin
Let this sink in, I'm to rain on your parade
Itchy trigger quicker with the bolts than Usain
You're history, I'll be the to put it in writing
MC Hammer got struck twice by greased lightning

Rain, old This is hardly a drizzle
You couldn't give the women in my homeland the
You can keep astronomers, I'll sail with the conquerors
For thousands of kilometers, discovering the
I'm alpha dog dominant, you beat me
I will drop you Greece's GDP
Send you deeper underground than the depths of Hades
Now make like daddy, and swallow my babies

You think the underworld scares the of the skies?
You're joking, Loki must have written lines
By the I've finished whipping you with wits and rhymes
You'll need a lighter for your ship, cause a viking just

Your days are over, The Oracle shoulda told'ya
I'll kick your wrinkly back in your toga like "opa"
Here, take drachma for your eyes
you get to River Styx, tell your three headed bitch I say hi (woof!)

WHO
WHO'S
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC- *Noises* RAP OF HISTORY!