Luyện nghe bài hát Zeus vs. Thor

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ZEUS!
VS!
THOR!
BEGIN!

How dare you challenge my throne?
I'm the father of the gods, put daddy on the phone
Maybe Odin could beg me for a truce, cause when lets loose
I'll put your cross-dressing neck in a
I'm like Medusa, I'll stone a if he looks at me wrong
I'm a bull, getting bitches with my schlong
I'm on point like trident
Rhymes than the frosty balls of your giants

Allow Thor to retort, you shape-shifting
And get a taste of Scandinavian greatness
Brought forth by my raging force
Cause I get nice, I get Norse (Noirse!)
boy and we'll flyte it out
But keep Asgard up, I Ragnarök the house
You tongue kiss your sister, that's grosser a Gorgon
I'm the thunder under, nailing Natalie Portman
Who would ever worship someone as abusive as is?
You're ruthless to humans, your crew is like the of the Douches
Ruling over the Greeks, a weak and frightened
I'd spit in face but you'd probably like it

Only a mindless would knock the fathers of philosophy
My Greeks built the bedrock of
With astronomy, they out the movements of my kin
All the pimps on Mount and me the kingpin
Let sink in, I'm about to rain on your parade
Itchy trigger quicker with the bolts than Usain
You're history, I'll be the first to put it in
MC just got struck twice by greased lightning

Rain, old This is hardly a drizzle
You couldn't the women in my homeland the sniffles
You can your astronomers, I'll sail with the conquerors
For thousands of kilometers, the continents
I'm dog dominant, you can't beat me
I will you like Greece's GDP
Send you deeper underground than the of your Hades
Now make like your daddy, and my babies

You think the scares the ruler of the skies?
You're joking, Loki must written your lines
By the time I've finished whipping you with wits and
You'll need a lighter for ship, cause a viking just died

Your glory are over, The Oracle shoulda told'ya
I'll kick wrinkly dick back in your toga like "opa"
Here, take these for your eyes
When you get to River Styx, tell your three headed I say hi (woof!)

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC- RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!