Luyện nghe bài hát Zeus vs. Thor

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ZEUS!
VS!
THOR!
BEGIN!

How dare you challenge my immortal
I'm the father of the gods, put daddy on the phone
Maybe could beg me for a truce, cause when Zeus lets loose
I'll put your cross-dressing neck in a
I'm like Medusa, I'll a motherfucker if he looks at me wrong
I'm a bull, bitches with my swan schlong
I'm on point Poseidon's trident
Rhymes colder than the frosty of your giants

Allow Thor to retort, you rapist
And get a of this Scandinavian greatness
Brought forth by my thunderstorm force
Cause I get nice, I get Norse (Noirse!)
boy and we'll flyte it out
But keep your Asgard up, I Ragnarök the
You tongue kiss your sister, that's grosser than a
I'm the thunder down under, nailing Natalie
Who would ever someone as abusive as Zeus is?
You're to humans, your crew is like the Clash of the Douches
Ruling over the Greeks, a people and frightened
I'd in your face but you'd probably like it

Only a mindless fool would knock the of philosophy
My built the bedrock of democracy
astronomy, they charted out the movements of my kin
All the on Mount Olympus and me the kingpin
Let this sink in, I'm about to rain on your
Itchy trigger quicker with the bolts than Usain
You're history, be the first to put it in writing
MC Hammer just got twice by greased lightning

Rain, old man? This is hardly a
You give the women in my homeland the sniffles
You can keep your astronomers, I'll sail the conquerors
For thousands of kilometers, the continents
I'm alpha dog dominant, you can't me
I drop you like Greece's GDP
Send you deeper than the depths of your Hades
Now make like daddy, and swallow my babies

You think the underworld the ruler of the skies?
You're joking, Loki must have your lines
By the I've finished whipping you with wits and rhymes
You'll need a lighter for ship, cause a viking just died

Your glory days are over, The Oracle shoulda
I'll kick wrinkly dick back in your toga like "opa"
Here, take these for your eyes
When you get to River Styx, tell your three headed I say hi (woof!)

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC- *Noises* RAP OF HISTORY!