Luyện nghe bài hát Zeus vs. Thor

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ZEUS!
VS!
THOR!
BEGIN!

How dare you challenge my throne?
I'm the of the gods, put your daddy on the phone
Maybe Odin could beg me for a truce, cause when lets loose
I'll put your cross-dressing neck in a
I'm like Medusa, I'll a motherfucker if he looks at me wrong
I'm a bull, bitches with my swan schlong
I'm on point like trident
Rhymes colder than the balls of your giants

Allow Thor to retort, you shape-shifting
And get a taste of Scandinavian greatness
Brought forth by my thunderstorm force
I don't get nice, I get Norse (Noirse!)
Valhalla-atcha boy and we'll it out
But keep your up, I Ragnarök the house
You tongue kiss your sister, grosser than a Gorgon
I'm the thunder down under, nailing Portman
Who would ever someone as abusive as Zeus is?
You're ruthless to humans, crew is like the Clash of the Douches
Ruling over the Greeks, a people and frightened
I'd spit in face but you'd probably like it

Only a mindless would knock the fathers of philosophy
My Greeks the bedrock of democracy
astronomy, they charted out the movements of my kin
All the pimps on Mount and me the kingpin
Let this in, I'm about to rain on your parade
Itchy trigger finger quicker the bolts than Usain
You're history, I'll be the first to put it in
MC just got struck twice by greased lightning

Rain, old man? is hardly a drizzle
You couldn't give the women in my homeland the
You can keep your astronomers, I'll sail with the
For thousands of kilometers, discovering the
I'm alpha dog dominant, you beat me
I drop you like Greece's GDP
Send you deeper underground the depths of your Hades
Now make your daddy, and swallow my babies

You think the scares the ruler of the skies?
You're joking, Loki have written your lines
By the time I've finished you with wits and rhymes
You'll need a lighter for your ship, cause a viking died

Your glory are over, The Oracle shoulda told'ya
I'll kick your wrinkly dick back in your like "opa"
Here, these drachma for your eyes
When you get to River Styx, tell three headed bitch I say hi (woof!)

WHO
WHO'S
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC- RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!