Luyện nghe bài hát Zeus vs. Thor

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ZEUS!
VS!
THOR!
BEGIN!

How dare you challenge my throne?
I'm the father of the gods, put your daddy on the
Odin could beg me for a truce, cause when Zeus lets loose
I'll put your neck in a noose
I'm like Medusa, I'll stone a motherfucker if he at me wrong
I'm a bull, getting bitches with my swan
I'm on point Poseidon's trident
Rhymes colder than the balls of your giants

Allow Thor to retort, you shape-shifting
And get a taste of Scandinavian greatness
Brought forth by my raging force
I don't get nice, I get Norse (Noirse!)
Valhalla-atcha boy and we'll it out
But your Asgard up, I Ragnarök the house
You tongue kiss sister, that's grosser than a Gorgon
I'm the thunder down under, Natalie Portman
Who would ever worship as abusive as Zeus is?
You're ruthless to humans, crew is like the Clash of the Douches
Ruling over the Greeks, a people weak and
I'd spit in your face but probably like it

Only a mindless fool knock the fathers of philosophy
My Greeks built the of democracy
astronomy, they charted out the movements of my kin
All the pimps on Olympus and me the kingpin
Let this sink in, I'm about to on your parade
Itchy trigger finger quicker with the than Usain
history, I'll be the first to put it in writing
MC Hammer just got twice by greased lightning

Rain, old man? This is a drizzle
You couldn't give the women in my homeland the
You can keep astronomers, I'll sail with the conquerors
For thousands of kilometers, the continents
I'm dog dominant, you can't beat me
I drop you like Greece's GDP
Send you deeper underground than the of your Hades
Now make like daddy, and swallow my babies

You think the underworld scares the of the skies?
joking, Loki must have written your lines
By the time I've finished whipping you wits and rhymes
You'll need a lighter for your ship, cause a viking died

Your glory days are over, The Oracle told'ya
I'll kick your dick back in your toga like "opa"
Here, take these drachma for eyes
When you get to River Styx, tell your three bitch I say hi (woof!)

WHO
WHO'S
YOU DECIDE!
*Noises* RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!