Luyện nghe bài hát Zeus vs. Thor

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ZEUS!
VS!
THOR!
BEGIN!

How dare you my immortal throne?
I'm the father of the gods, put your on the phone
Maybe Odin beg me for a truce, cause when Zeus lets loose
I'll put your neck in a noose
I'm like Medusa, I'll a motherfucker if he looks at me wrong
I'm a bull, getting with my swan schlong
I'm on point like Poseidon's
Rhymes colder the frosty balls of your giants

Allow Thor to retort, you shape-shifting
And get a taste of this greatness
Brought forth by my raging thunderstorm
I don't get nice, I get Norse (Noirse!)
Valhalla-atcha boy and flyte it out
But keep Asgard up, I Ragnarök the house
You kiss your sister, that's grosser than a Gorgon
I'm the thunder down under, nailing Natalie
Who would ever worship as abusive as Zeus is?
You're to humans, your crew is like the Clash of the Douches
Ruling over the Greeks, a weak and frightened
I'd in your face but you'd probably like it

Only a mindless fool would knock the of philosophy
My Greeks built the bedrock of
With astronomy, they out the movements of my kin
All the pimps on Olympus and me the kingpin
Let sink in, I'm about to rain on your parade
Itchy trigger finger quicker with the than Usain
history, I'll be the first to put it in writing
MC Hammer just got struck twice by lightning

Rain, old This is hardly a drizzle
You couldn't the women in my homeland the sniffles
You can keep your astronomers, I'll with the conquerors
For of kilometers, discovering the continents
I'm dog dominant, you can't beat me
I will drop you Greece's GDP
Send you deeper underground than the depths of Hades
Now make like daddy, and swallow my babies

You think the scares the ruler of the skies?
joking, Loki must have written your lines
By the time I've finished whipping you wits and rhymes
You'll need a lighter for your ship, cause a viking just

Your glory days are over, The shoulda told'ya
I'll kick your wrinkly dick back in toga like "opa"
Here, take these drachma for eyes
When you get to River Styx, tell your three headed I say hi (woof!)

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC- RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!