Luyện nghe bài hát Zeus vs. Thor

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ZEUS!
VS!
THOR!
BEGIN!

How dare you challenge my throne?
I'm the father of the gods, put your daddy on the
Maybe Odin could beg me for a truce, cause Zeus lets loose
I'll put cross-dressing neck in a noose
I'm like Medusa, I'll stone a if he looks at me wrong
I'm a bull, getting bitches with my schlong
I'm on like Poseidon's trident
Rhymes colder than the frosty balls of giants

Allow to retort, you shape-shifting rapist
And get a of this Scandinavian greatness
Brought by my raging thunderstorm force
Cause I get nice, I get Norse (Noirse!)
Valhalla-atcha boy and we'll it out
But keep Asgard up, I Ragnarök the house
You kiss your sister, that's grosser than a Gorgon
I'm the down under, nailing Natalie Portman
Who would ever worship someone as as Zeus is?
You're ruthless to humans, your crew is like the of the Douches
Ruling over the Greeks, a people and frightened
I'd spit in your face but you'd like it

Only a mindless fool would knock the of philosophy
My Greeks built the of democracy
With astronomy, they charted out the of my kin
All the pimps on Mount and me the kingpin
Let sink in, I'm about to rain on your parade
Itchy trigger finger quicker the bolts than Usain
You're history, I'll be the first to put it in
MC Hammer just got twice by greased lightning

Rain, old This is hardly a drizzle
You couldn't give the women in my the sniffles
You can keep your astronomers, I'll sail with the
For thousands of kilometers, the continents
I'm dog dominant, you can't beat me
I will drop you like GDP
Send you deeper underground than the of your Hades
Now make like daddy, and swallow my babies

You the underworld scares the ruler of the skies?
You're joking, Loki must written your lines
By the time I've finished you with wits and rhymes
You'll a lighter for your ship, cause a viking just died

Your glory are over, The Oracle shoulda told'ya
I'll kick your wrinkly back in your toga like "opa"
Here, take these for your eyes
When you get to Styx, tell your three headed bitch I say hi (woof!)

WHO
WHO'S
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC- RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!