Luyện nghe bài hát Zeus vs. Thor

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ZEUS!
VS!
THOR!
BEGIN!

How you challenge my immortal throne?
I'm the of the gods, put your daddy on the phone
Maybe Odin could beg me for a truce, cause Zeus lets loose
I'll put your neck in a noose
I'm like Medusa, I'll stone a motherfucker if he at me wrong
I'm a bull, bitches with my swan schlong
I'm on point like Poseidon's
Rhymes colder than the frosty balls of giants

Allow Thor to retort, you shape-shifting
And get a taste of this greatness
Brought forth by my raging thunderstorm
Cause I don't get nice, I get (Noirse!)
Valhalla-atcha boy and we'll it out
But your Asgard up, I Ragnarök the house
You tongue kiss your sister, that's grosser than a
I'm the thunder down under, nailing Portman
Who would ever someone as abusive as Zeus is?
You're ruthless to humans, your is like the Clash of the Douches
Ruling over the Greeks, a people weak and
I'd spit in your but you'd probably like it

Only a mindless fool would knock the fathers of
My Greeks the bedrock of democracy
With astronomy, they charted out the of my kin
All the pimps on Olympus and me the kingpin
Let sink in, I'm about to rain on your parade
Itchy trigger finger quicker with the bolts than
history, I'll be the first to put it in writing
MC Hammer just got struck by greased lightning

Rain, old man? is hardly a drizzle
You couldn't the women in my homeland the sniffles
You can keep your astronomers, I'll with the conquerors
For thousands of kilometers, discovering the
I'm alpha dog dominant, you can't me
I will drop you Greece's GDP
you deeper underground than the depths of your Hades
Now make like daddy, and swallow my babies

You think the scares the ruler of the skies?
joking, Loki must have written your lines
By the time I've finished whipping you with wits and
You'll a lighter for your ship, cause a viking just died

Your days are over, The Oracle shoulda told'ya
I'll your wrinkly dick back in your toga like "opa"
Here, take these drachma for eyes
When you get to Styx, tell your three headed bitch I say hi (woof!)

WHO
WHO'S
YOU DECIDE!
*Noises* RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!