Luyện nghe bài hát Zeus vs. Thor

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ZEUS!
VS!
THOR!
BEGIN!

How dare you challenge my immortal
I'm the father of the gods, put your on the phone
Maybe Odin could beg me for a truce, cause Zeus lets loose
I'll put cross-dressing neck in a noose
I'm like Medusa, stone a motherfucker if he looks at me wrong
I'm a bull, getting with my swan schlong
I'm on like Poseidon's trident
Rhymes colder than the frosty of your giants

Allow Thor to retort, you rapist
And get a of this Scandinavian greatness
Brought forth by my raging force
I don't get nice, I get Norse (Noirse!)
Valhalla-atcha boy and flyte it out
But keep your Asgard up, I Ragnarök the
You tongue kiss your sister, that's grosser a Gorgon
I'm the down under, nailing Natalie Portman
Who would ever worship someone as abusive as is?
You're ruthless to humans, your crew is like the of the Douches
Ruling over the Greeks, a people weak and
I'd spit in your but you'd probably like it

Only a mindless would knock the fathers of philosophy
My built the bedrock of democracy
With astronomy, they out the movements of my kin
All the on Mount Olympus and me the kingpin
Let this sink in, I'm to rain on your parade
Itchy trigger finger quicker the bolts than Usain
You're history, I'll be the first to put it in
MC Hammer just got twice by greased lightning

Rain, old man? This is a drizzle
You give the women in my homeland the sniffles
You can keep astronomers, I'll sail with the conquerors
For of kilometers, discovering the continents
I'm dog dominant, you can't beat me
I drop you like Greece's GDP
Send you deeper than the depths of your Hades
Now make like daddy, and swallow my babies

You think the underworld scares the of the skies?
You're joking, Loki must have your lines
By the time I've finished whipping you with wits and
You'll need a lighter for your ship, cause a just died

Your glory days are over, The Oracle told'ya
I'll kick your wrinkly back in your toga like "opa"
Here, take these drachma for eyes
When you get to River Styx, tell your three bitch I say hi (woof!)

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC- RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!