Luyện nghe bài hát Zeus vs. Thor

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ZEUS!
VS!
THOR!
BEGIN!

How dare you challenge my throne?
I'm the father of the gods, put daddy on the phone
Maybe Odin could beg me for a truce, cause when lets loose
I'll put cross-dressing neck in a noose
I'm like Medusa, I'll a motherfucker if he looks at me wrong
I'm a bull, getting bitches my swan schlong
I'm on point Poseidon's trident
colder than the frosty balls of your giants

Allow Thor to retort, you shape-shifting
And get a of this Scandinavian greatness
Brought forth by my raging thunderstorm
I don't get nice, I get Norse (Noirse!)
Valhalla-atcha boy and we'll it out
But your Asgard up, I Ragnarök the house
You tongue kiss your sister, grosser than a Gorgon
I'm the thunder down under, nailing Portman
Who would ever someone as abusive as Zeus is?
You're ruthless to humans, crew is like the Clash of the Douches
over the Greeks, a people weak and frightened
I'd spit in your face but you'd like it

Only a mindless fool would the fathers of philosophy
My Greeks the bedrock of democracy
With astronomy, charted out the movements of my kin
All the on Mount Olympus and me the kingpin
Let this sink in, I'm about to rain on parade
Itchy trigger quicker with the bolts than Usain
You're history, I'll be the to put it in writing
MC Hammer just got struck by greased lightning

Rain, old This is hardly a drizzle
You give the women in my homeland the sniffles
You can keep your astronomers, I'll sail the conquerors
For of kilometers, discovering the continents
I'm dog dominant, you can't beat me
I will drop you like GDP
Send you deeper underground the depths of your Hades
Now make your daddy, and swallow my babies

You think the underworld scares the ruler of the
You're joking, Loki have written your lines
By the time I've finished whipping you with and rhymes
You'll need a for your ship, cause a viking just died

Your glory days are over, The shoulda told'ya
I'll your wrinkly dick back in your toga like "opa"
Here, take these drachma for eyes
When you get to River Styx, tell three headed bitch I say hi (woof!)

WHO
WHO'S
YOU DECIDE!
*Noises* RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!