Luyện nghe bài hát Zeus vs. Thor

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ZEUS!
VS!
THOR!
BEGIN!

How dare you challenge my immortal
I'm the father of the gods, put your on the phone
Maybe Odin could beg me for a truce, when Zeus lets loose
I'll put cross-dressing neck in a noose
I'm like Medusa, I'll a motherfucker if he looks at me wrong
I'm a bull, getting bitches with my schlong
I'm on point like trident
Rhymes than the frosty balls of your giants

Allow Thor to retort, you rapist
And get a taste of Scandinavian greatness
Brought by my raging thunderstorm force
Cause I don't get nice, I get (Noirse!)
boy and we'll flyte it out
But keep your Asgard up, I the house
You tongue kiss your sister, that's grosser than a
I'm the thunder down under, nailing Portman
Who would ever worship someone as as Zeus is?
You're ruthless to humans, your crew is the Clash of the Douches
Ruling over the Greeks, a weak and frightened
I'd spit in your face but you'd probably it

Only a mindless fool knock the fathers of philosophy
My Greeks built the of democracy
astronomy, they charted out the movements of my kin
All the pimps on Mount and me the kingpin
Let sink in, I'm about to rain on your parade
Itchy trigger finger quicker with the than Usain
history, I'll be the first to put it in writing
MC Hammer just got twice by greased lightning

Rain, old This is hardly a drizzle
You couldn't give the in my homeland the sniffles
You can your astronomers, I'll sail with the conquerors
For of kilometers, discovering the continents
I'm dog dominant, you can't beat me
I will drop you like GDP
Send you deeper underground than the depths of your
Now make like your daddy, and swallow my

You think the scares the ruler of the skies?
You're joking, Loki must have written your
By the time I've finished whipping you with wits and
You'll need a lighter for your ship, a viking just died

Your glory days are over, The shoulda told'ya
I'll kick your wrinkly dick in your toga like "opa"
Here, these drachma for your eyes
When you get to River Styx, your three headed bitch I say hi (woof!)

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC- RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!