Luyện nghe bài hát Zeus vs. Thor

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ZEUS!
VS!
THOR!
BEGIN!

How dare you challenge my throne?
I'm the father of the gods, put daddy on the phone
Odin could beg me for a truce, cause when Zeus lets loose
I'll put cross-dressing neck in a noose
I'm like Medusa, stone a motherfucker if he looks at me wrong
I'm a bull, bitches with my swan schlong
I'm on point like Poseidon's
Rhymes colder than the balls of your giants

Allow to retort, you shape-shifting rapist
And get a taste of Scandinavian greatness
forth by my raging thunderstorm force
Cause I get nice, I get Norse (Noirse!)
Valhalla-atcha boy and flyte it out
But keep your Asgard up, I Ragnarök the
You tongue your sister, that's grosser than a Gorgon
I'm the thunder down under, nailing Natalie
Who would worship someone as abusive as Zeus is?
ruthless to humans, your crew is like the Clash of the Douches
Ruling the Greeks, a people weak and frightened
I'd spit in your face but you'd like it

Only a mindless fool would knock the fathers of
My Greeks built the bedrock of
astronomy, they charted out the movements of my kin
All the pimps on Mount Olympus and me the
Let this sink in, I'm about to rain on your
Itchy trigger finger quicker with the bolts than
history, I'll be the first to put it in writing
MC Hammer just got struck twice by lightning

Rain, old This is hardly a drizzle
You couldn't give the women in my homeland the
You can keep your astronomers, I'll sail the conquerors
For thousands of kilometers, discovering the
I'm alpha dog dominant, you can't me
I will you like Greece's GDP
Send you deeper underground the depths of your Hades
Now make like daddy, and swallow my babies

You think the underworld the ruler of the skies?
You're joking, Loki must have written lines
By the time I've finished whipping you wits and rhymes
need a lighter for your ship, cause a viking just died

Your days are over, The Oracle shoulda told'ya
I'll kick your wrinkly dick back in your toga "opa"
Here, take these for your eyes
When you get to River Styx, tell your headed bitch I say hi (woof!)

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC- RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!