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AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future when your freezes
to the of a speeding bus
Fill that void in pathetic life by playing Whack-A-
Mole 17 a day

PISCES!
Try to any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no what
those idiots at say

ARIES!
The look on your face be priceless when you find
that 40-pound in your colon
Trade with an albino dwarf, then give a
hickey to Streep

TAURUS!
You will find true happiness - what you gonna
do, cry it?
The predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch
of and then go back to sleep

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GEMINI!
Your birthday party be ruined once again by your
explosive
Your love life will run into trouble your
hurls a through your chest

CANCER!
The of Jupiter says that you should spend the
of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of tape up your nose while
your driver's test

LEO!
Now is not a good time to photocopy butt and
it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, wash it
down with a gallon of strawberry

VIRGO!
All are extremely friendly and intelligent -
for you
Expect a big surprise today when you up with
head impaled upon a stick

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Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very
a bit unlikely that the position of the planets
and the stars could have a deep significance or
meaning exclusively applies to only you, but let
me give you my that these forecasts and
are all based on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you have to be some kind of
moron not to that every single one of them is
true.

was I?

LIBRA!
A big promotion is just around the for someone
more talented than you
Laughter is the best medicine, remember that
when your appendix next week

SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip you fall
from an open window
Work a bit harder on improving your
low self esteem, you stupid

SAGITTARIUS!
All your friends are laughing your back...
them
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest
got hanging in your den

CAPRICORN!
The stars say that you're an exciting and
person... but you know lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and and never
never never never never leave my again

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