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AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future your tongue freezes
to the back of a bus
Fill that in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-
17 hours a day

PISCES!
Try to any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the Lord of the Dance, no matter what
idiots at work say

ARIES!
The look on your will be priceless when you find
that watermelon in your colon
toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a
hickey to Streep

TAURUS!
You will never find true - what you gonna
do, cry it?
The stars predict you'll wake up, do a bunch
of and then go back to sleep

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GEMINI!
Your birthday will be ruined once again by your
explosive
Your love life will run into your fiance
a javelin through your chest

CANCER!
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the
of the week face down in the mud
Try not to a roll of duct tape up your nose while
your driver's test

LEO!
Now is not a good time to photocopy butt and
it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of pudding, then wash it
down a gallon of strawberry Quik

VIRGO!
All Virgos are friendly and intelligent -
for you
Expect a big surprise when you wind up with
your head upon a stick

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Now you may find it inconceivable or at the least
a bit that the relative position of the planets
and the stars could have a special deep or
that exclusively applies to only you, but let
me you my assurance that these forecasts and
predictions are all on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you have to be some kind of
moron not to realize that single one of them is
true.

was I?

LIBRA!
A big promotion is just around the for someone
much talented than you
Laughter is the very best medicine, that
when your appendix bursts week

SCORPIO!
Get for an unexpected trip when you fall
screaming from an open
Work a little bit harder on your
low self esteem, you freak

SAGITTARIUS!
All your are laughing behind your back...
them
Take all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine
you've got hanging in den

CAPRICORN!
The stars say that an exciting and wonderful
person... but you they're lying
If I you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never
never never never never leave my again

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