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AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your when your tongue freezes
to the of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic by playing Whack-A-
Mole 17 a day

PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos the Ebola virus
You are the true of the Dance, no matter what
idiots at work say

ARIES!
The look on your face will be priceless you find
40-pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes an albino dwarf, then give a
hickey to Streep

TAURUS!
You will never find true happiness - what you
do, cry it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll up, do a bunch
of stuff and then go back to

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GEMINI!
Your birthday party will be ruined once by your
flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble your
hurls a through your chest

CANCER!
The of Jupiter says that you should spend the
of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your while
taking driver's test

LEO!
Now is not a good time to photocopy butt and
it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of pudding, then wash it
with a gallon of strawberry Quik

VIRGO!
All Virgos are friendly and intelligent -
for you
Expect a big today when you wind up with
your head upon a stick

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Now you may find it inconceivable or at the least
a bit unlikely that the position of the planets
and the stars could a special deep significance or
meaning exclusively applies to only you, but let
me give you my that these forecasts and
are all based on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you would to be some kind of
moron not to realize that single one of them is
true.

was I?

LIBRA!
A big is just around the corner for someone
much more talented you
Laughter is the very medicine, remember that
when your bursts next week

SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you
screaming an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving
low esteem, you stupid freak

SAGITTARIUS!
All your friends are laughing your back...
kill
Take down all naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine
you've got in your den

CAPRICORN!
The say that you're an exciting and wonderful
person... but you they're lying
If I were you, I'd my doors and windows and never
never never never leave my house again

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