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AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future your tongue freezes
to the of a speeding bus
Fill that in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-
Mole 17 a day

PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos the Ebola virus
You are the true of the Dance, no matter what
those at work say

ARIES!
The look on your face be priceless when you find
that 40-pound in your colon
Trade with an albino dwarf, then give a
hickey to Streep

TAURUS!
You will never find true - what you gonna
do, cry it?
The stars predict you'll wake up, do a bunch
of and then go back to sleep

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GEMINI!
Your birthday party will be once again by your
explosive
Your life will run into trouble your fiance
a javelin through your chest

CANCER!
The position of says that you should spend the
rest of the face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of tape up your nose while
taking your driver's

LEO!
Now is not a time to photocopy your butt and
staple it to boss's face, oh no
Eat a of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it
down with a gallon of Quik

VIRGO!
All Virgos are friendly and intelligent -
for you
Expect a big today when you wind up with
your head impaled a stick

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Now you may it inconceivable or at the very least
a bit unlikely the relative position of the planets
and the could have a special deep significance or
meaning exclusively applies to only you, but let
me give you my that these forecasts and
predictions are all on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you would have to be kind of
moron not to realize every single one of them is
true.

was I?

LIBRA!
A big promotion is just around the for someone
much more than you
Laughter is the best medicine, remember that
when your appendix next week

SCORPIO!
Get ready for an trip when you fall
screaming from an window
Work a little bit on improving your
low self esteem, you stupid

SAGITTARIUS!
All your friends are laughing behind back...
them
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest
you've got in your den

CAPRICORN!
The stars say that you're an exciting and
person... but you they're lying
If I you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never
never never never never leave my house

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