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AQUARIUS!
There's in your future when your tongue freezes
to the back of a bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing
17 hours a day

PISCES!
Try to any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no what
idiots at work say

ARIES!
The look on your face be priceless when you find
that 40-pound in your colon
Trade toothbrushes an albino dwarf, then give a
hickey to Streep

TAURUS!
You will never find true happiness - you gonna
do, cry it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll up, do a bunch
of and then go back to sleep

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GEMINI!
Your birthday party be ruined once again by your
explosive
Your love life will run into your fiance
a javelin through your chest

CANCER!
The position of Jupiter that you should spend the
rest of the week face in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up nose while
taking driver's test

LEO!
Now is not a good to photocopy your butt and
it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of pudding, then wash it
down a gallon of strawberry Quik

VIRGO!
All Virgos are friendly and intelligent -
for you
Expect a big surprise today when you up with
your head impaled a stick

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Now you may it inconceivable or at the very least
a bit unlikely the relative position of the planets
and the stars could have a deep significance or
that exclusively applies to only you, but let
me give you my assurance these forecasts and
predictions are all on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you would have to be some of
not to realize that every single one of them is
true.

was I?

LIBRA!
A big promotion is around the corner for someone
much more talented you
is the very best medicine, remember that
when your appendix next week

SCORPIO!
Get ready for an trip when you fall
from an open window
Work a little bit on improving your
low esteem, you stupid freak

SAGITTARIUS!
All friends are laughing behind your back...
them
Take down all those naked pictures of Borgnine
you've got hanging in den

CAPRICORN!
The stars say that an exciting and wonderful
person... but you they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my and windows and never
never never never never leave my again

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