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AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future when tongue freezes
to the back of a bus
Fill void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-
Mole 17 a day

PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no what
those at work say

ARIES!
The look on your face will be when you find
that 40-pound watermelon in your
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, give a
hickey to Streep

TAURUS!
You will find true happiness - what you gonna
do, cry it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll up, do a bunch
of stuff and then go to sleep

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GEMINI!
birthday party will be ruined once again by your
explosive
Your love life will run trouble your fiance
hurls a javelin through your

CANCER!
The position of Jupiter says that you should the
of the week face down in the mud
Try not to a roll of duct tape up your nose while
taking driver's test

LEO!
Now is not a good time to photocopy butt and
it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then it
with a gallon of strawberry Quik

VIRGO!
All Virgos are extremely and intelligent -
for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up
your head impaled upon a

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Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very
a bit unlikely that the relative of the planets
and the stars could have a special deep or
meaning that exclusively to only you, but let
me give you my assurance these forecasts and
predictions are all based on solid, scientific,
evidence, so you would to be some kind of
moron not to realize that every single one of is
true.

was I?

LIBRA!
A big promotion is just around the for someone
much talented than you
Laughter is the best medicine, remember that
when your appendix bursts week

SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip you fall
screaming from an open
Work a little bit harder on your
low self esteem, you stupid

SAGITTARIUS!
All your are laughing behind your back...
kill
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest
you've got in your den

CAPRICORN!
The stars say that you're an and wonderful
person... but you know they're
If I were you, I'd lock my and windows and never
never never never never leave my again

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