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AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future your tongue freezes
to the back of a bus
that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-
Mole 17 a day

PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola
You are the true of the Dance, no matter what
those idiots at say

ARIES!
The look on your face be priceless when you find
that 40-pound watermelon in your
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then a
hickey to Streep

TAURUS!
You will never find true happiness - what you
do, cry it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a
of stuff and then go back to

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GEMINI!
birthday party will be ruined once again by your
explosive
Your love will run into trouble your fiance
hurls a javelin through chest

CANCER!
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the
of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct up your nose while
taking your driver's

LEO!
Now is not a good time to photocopy your and
it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of pudding, then wash it
down with a gallon of Quik

VIRGO!
All Virgos are extremely and intelligent -
for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up
your head upon a stick

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Now you may find it inconceivable or at the least
a bit unlikely the relative position of the planets
and the could have a special deep significance or
meaning that applies to only you, but let
me you my assurance that these forecasts and
are all based on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you would have to be some of
moron not to realize that every single one of is
true.

was I?

LIBRA!
A big promotion is just around the corner for
much more talented you
is the very best medicine, remember that
when your appendix bursts week

SCORPIO!
Get ready for an trip when you fall
screaming from an open
Work a little bit on improving your
low esteem, you stupid freak

SAGITTARIUS!
All your friends are laughing behind back...
them
Take down all naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine
you've got hanging in den

CAPRICORN!
The stars say that you're an and wonderful
person... but you know lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and
never never never leave my house again

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