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AQUARIUS!
There's in your future when your tongue freezes
to the of a speeding bus
that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-
Mole 17 a day

PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no what
idiots at work say

ARIES!
The look on your face will be when you find
that watermelon in your colon
Trade with an albino dwarf, then give a
to Meryl Streep

TAURUS!
You never find true happiness - what you gonna
do, cry it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a
of stuff and then go to sleep

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GEMINI!
Your birthday will be ruined once again by your
flatulence
Your love life will run into your fiance
hurls a javelin through your

CANCER!
The position of Jupiter that you should spend the
rest of the week face in the mud
Try not to a roll of duct tape up your nose while
taking driver's test

LEO!
Now is not a good time to your butt and
it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it
down with a of strawberry Quik

VIRGO!
All are extremely friendly and intelligent -
for you
Expect a big surprise today you wind up with
your head upon a stick

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Now you may find it or at the very least
a bit that the relative position of the planets
and the stars could have a special significance or
meaning exclusively applies to only you, but let
me give you my that these forecasts and
predictions are all based on solid, scientific,
evidence, so you would have to be some of
not to realize that every single one of them is
true.

was I?

LIBRA!
A big promotion is around the corner for someone
much more talented you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember
when your appendix bursts week

SCORPIO!
Get for an unexpected trip when you fall
screaming from an window
Work a little bit harder on improving
low esteem, you stupid freak

SAGITTARIUS!
All friends are laughing behind your back...
them
Take down all those naked pictures of Borgnine
got hanging in your den

CAPRICORN!
The say that you're an exciting and wonderful
person... but you they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my and windows and never
never never never never leave my again

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