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AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future your tongue freezes
to the back of a bus
Fill that void in your life by playing Whack-A-
17 hours a day

PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the virus
You are the Lord of the Dance, no matter what
those idiots at say

ARIES!
The look on your face will be priceless when you
that 40-pound watermelon in your
Trade toothbrushes an albino dwarf, then give a
to Meryl Streep

TAURUS!
You will never true happiness - what you gonna
do, cry it?
The predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch
of stuff and go back to sleep

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GEMINI!
Your birthday party will be ruined once by your
explosive
love life will run into trouble your fiance
hurls a javelin your chest

CANCER!
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the
rest of the face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose
taking your test

LEO!
Now is not a good time to photocopy butt and
it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, wash it
with a gallon of strawberry Quik

VIRGO!
All are extremely friendly and intelligent -
for you
Expect a big surprise when you wind up with
your head upon a stick

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Now you may find it or at the very least
a bit unlikely that the relative position of the
and the stars could have a special deep or
meaning that applies to only you, but let
me give you my assurance these forecasts and
predictions are all based on solid, scientific,
evidence, so you would have to be some of
moron not to realize every single one of them is
true.

was I?

LIBRA!
A big promotion is around the corner for someone
much more than you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember
when your appendix bursts next

SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip you fall
screaming from an open
Work a little bit on improving your
low esteem, you stupid freak

SAGITTARIUS!
All your are laughing behind your back...
them
Take down all those pictures of Ernest Borgnine
got hanging in your den

CAPRICORN!
The stars say you're an exciting and wonderful
person... but you know they're
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and and never
never never never leave my house again

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