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AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future when your tongue
to the of a speeding bus
Fill that in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-
Mole 17 a day

PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos the Ebola virus
You are the true of the Dance, no matter what
idiots at work say

ARIES!
The on your face will be priceless when you find
that 40-pound watermelon in your
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, give a
hickey to Streep

TAURUS!
You will never true happiness - what you gonna
do, cry it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a
of and then go back to sleep

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GEMINI!
Your birthday party will be once again by your
explosive
Your love life will run into trouble your
hurls a through your chest

CANCER!
The position of Jupiter says that you spend the
rest of the week face in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose
taking your driver's

LEO!
Now is not a time to photocopy your butt and
it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of pudding, then wash it
down with a gallon of strawberry

VIRGO!
All are extremely friendly and intelligent -
for you
Expect a big surprise today you wind up with
your head impaled upon a

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Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very
a bit that the relative position of the planets
and the stars could have a special significance or
meaning exclusively applies to only you, but let
me you my assurance that these forecasts and
predictions are all based on solid, scientific,
evidence, so you would to be some kind of
moron not to realize every single one of them is
true.

was I?

LIBRA!
A big is just around the corner for someone
more talented than you
Laughter is the very medicine, remember that
when your appendix next week

SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip you fall
screaming from an window
Work a little bit on improving your
low esteem, you stupid freak

SAGITTARIUS!
All your friends are behind your back...
them
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest
you've got in your den

CAPRICORN!
The say that you're an exciting and wonderful
person... but you know lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and
never never never never leave my house

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