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AQUARIUS!
There's travel in future when your tongue freezes
to the back of a bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by Whack-A-
Mole 17 a day

PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos the Ebola virus
You are the Lord of the Dance, no matter what
those idiots at say

ARIES!
The look on your face will be priceless when you
that watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an dwarf, then give a
hickey to Meryl

TAURUS!
You will never find true happiness - what you
do, cry it?
The predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch
of stuff and then go to sleep

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GEMINI!
Your party will be ruined once again by your
flatulence
Your love life run into trouble your fiance
a javelin through your chest

CANCER!
The position of says that you should spend the
of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a of duct tape up your nose while
taking driver's test

LEO!
Now is not a good time to photocopy your and
it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it
down a gallon of strawberry Quik

VIRGO!
All Virgos are extremely and intelligent -
for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up
your impaled upon a stick

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Now you may it inconceivable or at the very least
a bit that the relative position of the planets
and the stars could a special deep significance or
meaning that applies to only you, but let
me you my assurance that these forecasts and
are all based on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you would have to be some of
moron not to realize every single one of them is
true.

was I?

LIBRA!
A big promotion is just around the corner for
much more than you
Laughter is the very best medicine, that
when your bursts next week

SCORPIO!
Get for an unexpected trip when you fall
screaming from an open
Work a little bit harder on your
low self esteem, you freak

SAGITTARIUS!
All your friends are laughing your back...
kill
Take down all those naked pictures of Borgnine
you've got in your den

CAPRICORN!
The say that you're an exciting and wonderful
person... but you know lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and and never
never never never leave my house again

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