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AQUARIUS!
There's in your future when your tongue freezes
to the of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing
Mole 17 a day

PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter
those at work say

ARIES!
The look on your face will be priceless you find
that 40-pound in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, give a
to Meryl Streep

TAURUS!
You never find true happiness - what you gonna
do, cry it?
The predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch
of stuff and go back to sleep

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GEMINI!
Your birthday party will be ruined once by your
flatulence
Your love life run into trouble your fiance
hurls a javelin through your

CANCER!
The position of Jupiter says that you spend the
of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a of duct tape up your nose while
your driver's test

LEO!
Now is not a time to photocopy your butt and
staple it to your face, oh no
Eat a bucket of pudding, then wash it
down with a gallon of strawberry

VIRGO!
All Virgos are extremely and intelligent -
for you
Expect a big surprise today when you up with
head impaled upon a stick

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Now you may find it or at the very least
a bit that the relative position of the planets
and the stars could a special deep significance or
that exclusively applies to only you, but let
me give you my assurance that these and
predictions are all on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you would to be some kind of
moron not to that every single one of them is
true.

was I?

LIBRA!
A big promotion is just the corner for someone
much more talented you
Laughter is the very best medicine, that
your appendix bursts next week

SCORPIO!
Get for an unexpected trip when you fall
screaming from an open
Work a little bit harder on improving
low self esteem, you stupid

SAGITTARIUS!
All your are laughing behind your back...
kill
down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine
you've got hanging in den

CAPRICORN!
The stars say that an exciting and wonderful
person... but you know they're
If I you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never
never never never leave my house again

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