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AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future when your tongue
to the back of a bus
Fill void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-
Mole 17 a day

PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no what
those at work say

ARIES!
The on your face will be priceless when you find
40-pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes an albino dwarf, then give a
hickey to Meryl

TAURUS!
You will never find true - what you gonna
do, cry it?
The stars predict you'll wake up, do a bunch
of stuff and then go back to

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GEMINI!
Your birthday will be ruined once again by your
flatulence
Your life will run into trouble your fiance
hurls a javelin your chest

CANCER!
The position of Jupiter that you should spend the
rest of the face down in the mud
Try not to a roll of duct tape up your nose while
taking driver's test

LEO!
Now is not a good to photocopy your butt and
staple it to your face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then it
down with a gallon of Quik

VIRGO!
All Virgos are friendly and intelligent -
for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up
your head impaled a stick

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Now you may find it inconceivable or at the least
a bit unlikely that the relative of the planets
and the stars could have a deep significance or
meaning exclusively applies to only you, but let
me you my assurance that these forecasts and
are all based on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you would to be some kind of
moron not to that every single one of them is
true.

was I?

LIBRA!
A big promotion is around the corner for someone
more talented than you
Laughter is the very medicine, remember that
when your appendix next week

SCORPIO!
Get for an unexpected trip when you fall
screaming from an window
a little bit harder on improving your
low self esteem, you stupid

SAGITTARIUS!
All your friends are laughing your back...
kill
Take down all naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine
you've got hanging in den

CAPRICORN!
The stars say you're an exciting and wonderful
person... but you know they're
If I were you, I'd my doors and windows and never
never never never leave my house again

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