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AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future your tongue freezes
to the back of a bus
Fill void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-
17 hours a day

PISCES!
Try to any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the Lord of the Dance, no matter what
idiots at work say

ARIES!
The look on your face will be when you find
that 40-pound watermelon in colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, give a
hickey to Meryl

TAURUS!
You will never find true happiness - what you
do, cry it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a
of and then go back to sleep

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GEMINI!
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by
explosive
Your love life will run into your fiance
hurls a javelin through chest

CANCER!
The position of Jupiter says that you should the
rest of the week face in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose
taking driver's test

LEO!
Now is not a good time to your butt and
staple it to your face, oh no
Eat a of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it
with a gallon of strawberry Quik

VIRGO!
All Virgos are friendly and intelligent -
for you
Expect a big surprise today you wind up with
your head impaled a stick

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Now you may find it or at the very least
a bit unlikely that the position of the planets
and the stars could have a special significance or
meaning exclusively applies to only you, but let
me you my assurance that these forecasts and
predictions are all on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you would have to be kind of
moron not to realize that every single one of is
true.

was I?

LIBRA!
A big is just around the corner for someone
much more than you
Laughter is the very medicine, remember that
when your appendix next week

SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you
screaming an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving
low self esteem, you freak

SAGITTARIUS!
All your friends are behind your back...
them
Take all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine
you've got hanging in den

CAPRICORN!
The say that you're an exciting and wonderful
person... but you they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and
never never never never leave my again

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