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AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future when your freezes
to the back of a bus
that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-
Mole 17 a day

PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no what
those at work say

ARIES!
The on your face will be priceless when you find
that 40-pound watermelon in colon
Trade toothbrushes with an dwarf, then give a
to Meryl Streep

TAURUS!
You will find true happiness - what you gonna
do, cry it?
The predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch
of and then go back to sleep

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GEMINI!
Your birthday party will be ruined again by your
flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble your
a javelin through your chest

CANCER!
The position of Jupiter that you should spend the
rest of the week face in the mud
Try not to a roll of duct tape up your nose while
taking your test

LEO!
Now is not a good to photocopy your butt and
it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it
down with a gallon of Quik

VIRGO!
All are extremely friendly and intelligent -
for you
Expect a big surprise today you wind up with
your head impaled upon a

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Now you may it inconceivable or at the very least
a bit unlikely that the relative of the planets
and the stars could a special deep significance or
meaning that exclusively applies to you, but let
me give you my assurance that forecasts and
are all based on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you would to be some kind of
not to realize that every single one of them is
true.

was I?

LIBRA!
A big promotion is around the corner for someone
much more than you
Laughter is the very medicine, remember that
when your appendix bursts next

SCORPIO!
Get ready for an trip when you fall
screaming from an open
Work a little bit on improving your
low self esteem, you freak

SAGITTARIUS!
All your friends are laughing your back...
them
Take down all those naked of Ernest Borgnine
got hanging in your den

CAPRICORN!
The say that you're an exciting and wonderful
person... but you they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and
never never never leave my house again

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