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AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future when tongue freezes
to the back of a bus
that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-
Mole 17 a day

PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no what
those idiots at say

ARIES!
The look on your will be priceless when you find
that 40-pound in your colon
Trade toothbrushes an albino dwarf, then give a
to Meryl Streep

TAURUS!
You will never find true - what you gonna
do, cry it?
The stars tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch
of stuff and then go to sleep

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GEMINI!
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by
explosive
love life will run into trouble your fiance
hurls a javelin your chest

CANCER!
The position of Jupiter says that you spend the
of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a of duct tape up your nose while
taking your test

LEO!
Now is not a time to photocopy your butt and
staple it to your face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, wash it
down with a gallon of Quik

VIRGO!
All Virgos are extremely and intelligent -
for you
Expect a big surprise when you wind up with
your head impaled a stick

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Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very
a bit unlikely that the relative position of the
and the stars could a special deep significance or
meaning that applies to only you, but let
me give you my that these forecasts and
predictions are all on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you would have to be kind of
moron not to realize that single one of them is
true.

was I?

LIBRA!
A big promotion is just around the corner for
more talented than you
Laughter is the very best medicine, that
when your appendix next week

SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip you fall
screaming from an open
Work a little bit harder on your
low esteem, you stupid freak

SAGITTARIUS!
All your are laughing behind your back...
kill
Take down all those pictures of Ernest Borgnine
you've got in your den

CAPRICORN!
The stars say that an exciting and wonderful
person... but you know they're
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and
never never never leave my house again

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