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AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your when your tongue freezes
to the of a speeding bus
Fill that in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-
Mole 17 a day

PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter
those at work say

ARIES!
The look on your face be priceless when you find
that watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes an albino dwarf, then give a
to Meryl Streep

TAURUS!
You will never find true happiness - what you
do, cry it?
The stars tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch
of and then go back to sleep

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GEMINI!
Your birthday will be ruined once again by your
flatulence
Your love life run into trouble your fiance
a javelin through your chest

CANCER!
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the
rest of the week face in the mud
Try not to a roll of duct tape up your nose while
taking driver's test

LEO!
Now is not a good time to your butt and
staple it to your face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, wash it
down with a gallon of strawberry

VIRGO!
All Virgos are friendly and intelligent -
for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up
head impaled upon a stick

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Now you may find it inconceivable or at the least
a bit unlikely that the relative of the planets
and the stars could have a deep significance or
meaning that exclusively applies to you, but let
me you my assurance that these forecasts and
predictions are all based on solid, scientific,
evidence, so you would to be some kind of
moron not to realize that every one of them is
true.

was I?

LIBRA!
A big promotion is just around the corner for
much more than you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember
your appendix bursts next week

SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you
from an open window
Work a little bit on improving your
low self esteem, you freak

SAGITTARIUS!
All friends are laughing behind your back...
kill
Take down all naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine
got hanging in your den

CAPRICORN!
The stars say that you're an and wonderful
person... but you they're lying
If I you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never
never never never never my house again

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