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One night me and the crew hit the on a mission
To slurp free brew and go flounder fishin'
Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was
Until we brought Skip O'

And Daddy get some, probably underage and dumb
And everybody that the Daddy eats his young
Lupus in the lavatory, makin' a big
Messin' up the toilet seat and in the sink

M.S.G.'s up and wizzin' in a cup
for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the 12 Ale
After that I get like Soupy Sales

Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy
A six of Shlitz and the Jew Manischewitz
With my beers, tinted glasses, I'm to bitty battle
I'm hungry like the but I'll end up tending cattle

'Cause you're when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(And I'm pretty drunk)

she comes, a funky fried cutie
Mr.Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get booty
I'm Mr.Mcfeelie with a speedy delivery
You'd think I was a ditch, the way this was diggin' me

But maybe I should check and see if this is I wanna be
Hey is she cute? Yeah, for a pygmie
Aw, what do you know? You're goin' home alone
And it wouldn't be the first time that I a dog a bone

beauty, it's only skin deep
It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's to tweak
I could tap that barrel, in fact I I can
a mnage trois, you and me and Heineken

'Cause pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

Regrets had a few
First and foremost I'd to mention you

For the of conversation, we'll call you the Brand New Heavy
You're a mix between an and Eugene Levy
You can it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
You're Buddha, you're Shamu, you're Jabba the Hutt

You had harpoon and your boobies were hairy
I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't worry
It was 3 a.m. and I wasn't squat
So I rolled you up in flour and it for the wet spot

I was butterin' like a soup kitchen Christian
it hit me, something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
I was deep sea fishing, I took a fat
But how was I supposed to know Jabberjaws lived in your pants

At that junction I came to
That only Frank Purdue thighs that size
Fatty fatty boom ba latty, I gotta
That you were not a girl, you were an

'Cause pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(And I'm pretty drunk)

You're pretty when I'm
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)