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One night me and the crew hit the on a mission
To slurp free and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was
we brought Skip O' Pot2mus

And Daddy gonna get some, probably underage and
And everybody knows that the Daddy his young
in the lavatory, makin' a big stink
Messin' up the toilet seat and poopin' in the

M.S.G.'s up and wizzin' in a cup
Waitin' for a sprinkle genie to come and it up
'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the 12 Ale
After that I get like Soupy Sales

Now midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
A six of Shlitz and the Jew brew
With my beers, glasses, I'm ready to bitty battle
I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up cattle

'Cause you're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

Here she comes, a fried cutie
Mr.Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some
'Cause I'm Mr.Mcfeelie with a speedy
You'd think I was a ditch, the way this was diggin' me

But maybe I should and see if this is where I wanna be
Hey is she cute? Yeah, for a pygmie
Aw, what do you know? You're probably home alone
And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a

Plus beauty, it's skin deep
It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to
I tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
It's a mnage trois, you and me and

you're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

I've had a few
First and foremost I'd like to you

For the sake of conversation, we'll call you the New Heavy
You're a mix between an Ugnaut and Levy
You can call it big-boned, I prefer to it gut
You're Buddha, you're Shamu, Jabba the fuckin' Hutt

You had harpoon scars and your boobies hairy
I smelt melt but I wasn't gonna worry
It was 3 a.m. and I wasn't squat
So I rolled you up in flour and it for the wet spot

I was butterin' rolls like a kitchen Christian
it hit me, something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
I was sea fishing, I took a fat chance
But how was I supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in pants

At that I came to realize
That only Frank Purdue likes that size
Fatty boom ba latty, I gotta lament
That you not a girl, you were an experiment

you're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(And I'm pretty drunk)

pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(And I'm pretty drunk)