Luyện nghe bài hát You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

One me and the crew hit the road on a mission
To slurp brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
Until we brought O' Pot2mus

And Daddy gonna get some, underage and dumb
And everybody that the Daddy eats his young
in the lavatory, makin' a big stink
Messin' up the toilet seat and in the sink

M.S.G.'s up and wizzin' in a cup
Waitin' for a sprinkle genie to and drink it up
'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the 12 Ale
After that I get silly like Sales

Now it's midnight and I'm completely blitzed
A six of Shlitz and the Jew Manischewitz
With my beers, glasses, I'm ready to bitty battle
I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up cattle

you're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(And I'm pretty drunk)

she comes, a funky fried cutie
Mr.Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get booty
'Cause I'm Mr.Mcfeelie a speedy delivery
think I was a ditch, the way this chick was diggin' me

But maybe I check and see if this is where I wanna be
Hey Lupus is she cute? Yeah, for a
Aw, what do you know? You're probably goin' home
And it wouldn't be the first time that I a dog a bone

Plus beauty, only skin deep
in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
I tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
a mnage trois, you and me and Heineken

'Cause you're when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(And I'm pretty drunk)

Regrets had a few
First and foremost I'd like to you

For the sake of conversation, we'll call you the New Heavy
You're a mix between an and Eugene Levy
You can call it big-boned, I prefer to it gut
You're Buddha, you're Shamu, Jabba the fuckin' Hutt

You had harpoon scars and boobies were hairy
I smelt tuna melt but I gonna worry
It was 3 a.m. and I wasn't gettin'
So I you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot

I was butterin' like a soup kitchen Christian
Then it hit me, something bit me my little rod was fishin'
I was deep sea fishing, I took a fat
But how was I supposed to know that lived in your pants

At that junction I to realize
That Frank Purdue likes thighs that size
Fatty fatty boom ba latty, I gotta
you were not a girl, you were an experiment

'Cause you're when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)