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One night me and the hit the road on a mission
To slurp brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
Kayjees on the and the keg was bottomless
we brought Skip O' Pot2mus

And Daddy get some, probably underage and dumb
And everybody knows that the eats his young
Lupus in the lavatory, a big stink
Messin' up the toilet seat and in the sink

M.S.G.'s up and wizzin' in a cup
Waitin' for a sprinkle to come and drink it up
'Cause I'm the one willy with the 12 Horse Ale
After that I get silly Soupy Sales

Now it's and I'm completely boofy blitzed
A six of Shlitz and the Jew Manischewitz
With my beers, tinted glasses, I'm ready to battle
I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending

'Cause you're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

Here she comes, a funky cutie
Mr.Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get booty
'Cause I'm Mr.Mcfeelie a speedy delivery
You'd I was a ditch, the way this chick was diggin' me

But maybe I check and see if this is where I wanna be
Hey is she cute? Yeah, for a pygmie
Aw, what do you You're probably goin' home alone
And it wouldn't be the first time I gave a dog a bone

Plus beauty, only skin deep
It's in the eye of the and my beholder's about to tweak
I could tap that barrel, in fact I I can
It's a trois, you and me and Heineken

you're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

I've had a few
First and foremost I'd like to you

For the sake of conversation, we'll you the Brand New Heavy
You're a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene
You can call it big-boned, I to call it gut
Buddha, you're Shamu, you're Jabba the fuckin' Hutt

You had harpoon scars and your boobies hairy
I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna
It was 3 a.m. and I gettin' squat
So I rolled you up in flour and it for the wet spot

I was butterin' like a soup kitchen Christian
Then it hit me, bit me while my little rod was fishin'
I was sea fishing, I took a fat chance
But how was I supposed to know that Jabberjaws in your pants

At that junction I came to
That only Frank Purdue likes thighs size
fatty boom ba latty, I gotta lament
That you not a girl, you were an experiment

'Cause you're when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(And I'm pretty drunk)

pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(And I'm pretty drunk)