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One night me and the crew hit the on a mission
To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder
Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was
Until we brought Skip O'

And Daddy get some, probably underage and dumb
And everybody knows that the Daddy eats his
Lupus in the lavatory, makin' a big
up the toilet seat and poopin' in the sink

M.S.G.'s up and wizzin' in a cup
Waitin' for a sprinkle to come and drink it up
'Cause I'm the one bottle with the 12 Horse Ale
After that I get like Soupy Sales

Now it's midnight and I'm completely blitzed
A six of Shlitz and the Jew Manischewitz
With my beers, glasses, I'm ready to bitty battle
I'm hungry the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle

'Cause you're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

Here she comes, a funky fried
Mr.Jimmy Pop Ali is get some booty
'Cause I'm Mr.Mcfeelie with a speedy
think I was a ditch, the way this chick was diggin' me

But maybe I should check and see if is where I wanna be
Hey is she cute? Yeah, for a pygmie
Aw, what do you You're probably goin' home alone
And it wouldn't be the first that I gave a dog a bone

Plus beauty, it's skin deep
It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to
I could tap that barrel, in fact I I can
a mnage trois, you and me and Heineken

'Cause pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(And I'm pretty drunk)

Regrets had a few
First and foremost I'd to mention you

For the of conversation, we'll call you the Brand New Heavy
You're a mix between an Ugnaut and Levy
You can call it big-boned, I prefer to it gut
You're Buddha, you're Shamu, you're the fuckin' Hutt

You had harpoon scars and your boobies hairy
I smelt melt but I wasn't gonna worry
It was 3 a.m. and I gettin' squat
So I rolled you up in and aimed it for the wet spot

I was butterin' rolls like a soup kitchen
Then it hit me, something bit me while my rod was fishin'
I was deep sea fishing, I a fat chance
But how was I supposed to that Jabberjaws lived in your pants

At junction I came to realize
That only Purdue likes thighs that size
Fatty fatty boom ba latty, I lament
you were not a girl, you were an experiment

'Cause you're pretty when I'm
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(And I'm pretty drunk)

You're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(And I'm pretty drunk)