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One night me and the crew hit the on a mission
To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder
Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was
Until we brought O' Pot2mus

And gonna get some, probably underage and dumb
And knows that the Daddy eats his young
in the lavatory, makin' a big stink
Messin' up the seat and poopin' in the sink

M.S.G.'s tanked up and in a cup
Waitin' for a sprinkle to come and drink it up
'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the 12 Ale
After that I get silly Soupy Sales

Now midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
A six of Shlitz and the Jew brew
my beers, tinted glasses, I'm ready to bitty battle
I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending

'Cause you're pretty I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

Here she comes, a fried cutie
Mr.Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some
'Cause I'm Mr.Mcfeelie with a delivery
You'd think I was a ditch, the way this was diggin' me

But maybe I should check and see if this is I wanna be
Hey Lupus is she Yeah, for a pygmie
Aw, what do you know? You're probably goin' alone
And it be the first time that I gave a dog a bone

beauty, it's only skin deep
It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to
I could tap barrel, in fact I know I can
It's a trois, you and me and Heineken

'Cause you're when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(And I'm pretty drunk)

Regrets had a few
and foremost I'd like to mention you

For the sake of conversation, we'll call you the Brand New
You're a mix between an Ugnaut and Levy
You can it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
You're Buddha, you're Shamu, you're Jabba the fuckin'

You had harpoon and your boobies were hairy
I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna
It was 3 a.m. and I gettin' squat
So I rolled you up in and aimed it for the wet spot

I was butterin' like a soup kitchen Christian
Then it hit me, something bit me my little rod was fishin'
I was deep sea fishing, I a fat chance
But how was I supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in pants

At that junction I to realize
That only Frank Purdue likes thighs size
fatty boom ba latty, I gotta lament
That you not a girl, you were an experiment

'Cause you're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

You're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)