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One night me and the crew hit the road on a
To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder
Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was
Until we Skip O' Pot2mus

And Daddy gonna get some, probably and dumb
And knows that the Daddy eats his young
Lupus in the lavatory, a big stink
Messin' up the toilet seat and in the sink

M.S.G.'s up and wizzin' in a cup
for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
'Cause I'm the one bottle willy the 12 Horse Ale
After that I get silly Soupy Sales

Now midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
A six of Shlitz and the Jew brew
With my beers, tinted glasses, I'm ready to battle
I'm like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle

'Cause you're pretty I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

Here she comes, a funky fried
Mr.Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get booty
'Cause I'm Mr.Mcfeelie a speedy delivery
think I was a ditch, the way this chick was diggin' me

But maybe I check and see if this is where I wanna be
Hey Lupus is she Yeah, for a pygmie
Aw, what do you know? You're probably goin' alone
And it wouldn't be the first time I gave a dog a bone

Plus beauty, only skin deep
in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
I could tap that barrel, in I know I can
It's a trois, you and me and Heineken

'Cause pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(And I'm pretty drunk)

Regrets had a few
First and foremost I'd like to you

For the sake of conversation, we'll you the Brand New Heavy
You're a mix between an and Eugene Levy
You can call it big-boned, I to call it gut
You're Buddha, you're Shamu, you're the fuckin' Hutt

You had harpoon scars and your were hairy
I smelt tuna but I wasn't gonna worry
It was 3 a.m. and I wasn't squat
So I you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot

I was butterin' rolls like a kitchen Christian
Then it hit me, something bit me my little rod was fishin'
I was deep sea fishing, I took a fat
But how was I supposed to know that Jabberjaws in your pants

At that junction I to realize
That only Frank Purdue likes that size
fatty boom ba latty, I gotta lament
That you were not a girl, you were an

'Cause you're pretty I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

You're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(And I'm pretty drunk)