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One night me and the crew hit the road on a
To free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was
Until we Skip O' Pot2mus

And Daddy gonna get some, probably and dumb
And everybody knows that the Daddy eats his
in the lavatory, makin' a big stink
Messin' up the toilet and poopin' in the sink

M.S.G.'s tanked up and in a cup
Waitin' for a genie to come and drink it up
'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the 12 Ale
After I get silly like Soupy Sales

Now midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
A six of Shlitz and the Jew Manischewitz
With my beers, tinted glasses, I'm ready to bitty
I'm like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle

'Cause you're pretty when I'm
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(And I'm pretty drunk)

she comes, a funky fried cutie
Mr.Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get booty
I'm Mr.Mcfeelie with a speedy delivery
You'd I was a ditch, the way this chick was diggin' me

But maybe I check and see if this is where I wanna be
Hey Lupus is she Yeah, for a pygmie
Aw, what do you know? You're goin' home alone
And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a

beauty, it's only skin deep
It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's to tweak
I could tap barrel, in fact I know I can
It's a trois, you and me and Heineken

'Cause you're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(And I'm pretty drunk)

I've had a few
First and foremost I'd like to you

For the sake of conversation, call you the Brand New Heavy
You're a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene
You can call it big-boned, I prefer to it gut
You're Buddha, you're Shamu, you're Jabba the fuckin'

You had scars and your boobies were hairy
I smelt tuna melt but I gonna worry
It was 3 a.m. and I gettin' squat
So I rolled you up in and aimed it for the wet spot

I was butterin' rolls like a soup kitchen
Then it hit me, bit me while my little rod was fishin'
I was deep sea fishing, I took a fat
But how was I supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in pants

At that junction I came to
That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that
fatty boom ba latty, I gotta lament
That you not a girl, you were an experiment

you're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

You're when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(And I'm pretty drunk)