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One night me and the hit the road on a mission
To slurp brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
Until we brought O' Pot2mus

And Daddy get some, probably underage and dumb
And everybody knows that the Daddy eats his
Lupus in the lavatory, makin' a big
Messin' up the toilet and poopin' in the sink

M.S.G.'s up and wizzin' in a cup
for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
'Cause I'm the one bottle with the 12 Horse Ale
that I get silly like Soupy Sales

Now it's midnight and I'm boofy blitzed
A six of Shlitz and the Jew Manischewitz
With my beers, tinted glasses, I'm ready to battle
I'm like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle

you're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(And I'm pretty drunk)

Here she comes, a funky cutie
Mr.Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get booty
'Cause I'm Mr.Mcfeelie with a delivery
You'd I was a ditch, the way this chick was diggin' me

But maybe I should check and see if this is I wanna be
Hey Lupus is she cute? Yeah, for a
Aw, what do you know? You're goin' home alone
And it wouldn't be the first time that I a dog a bone

Plus beauty, it's skin deep
It's in the eye of the and my beholder's about to tweak
I could tap that barrel, in fact I I can
It's a trois, you and me and Heineken

you're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

Regrets had a few
and foremost I'd like to mention you

For the sake of conversation, we'll call you the New Heavy
You're a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene
You can call it big-boned, I to call it gut
You're Buddha, you're Shamu, you're Jabba the Hutt

You had harpoon scars and your boobies hairy
I smelt melt but I wasn't gonna worry
It was 3 a.m. and I gettin' squat
So I rolled you up in and aimed it for the wet spot

I was butterin' rolls like a soup kitchen
Then it hit me, bit me while my little rod was fishin'
I was deep sea fishing, I a fat chance
But how was I supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in your

At that junction I to realize
That only Frank Purdue likes that size
Fatty fatty ba latty, I gotta lament
That you were not a girl, you an experiment

'Cause you're pretty when I'm
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(And I'm pretty drunk)

pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)