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One night me and the crew hit the road on a
To slurp free and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was
we brought Skip O' Pot2mus

And Daddy gonna get some, underage and dumb
And everybody that the Daddy eats his young
Lupus in the lavatory, makin' a big
Messin' up the toilet seat and in the sink

M.S.G.'s tanked up and in a cup
Waitin' for a sprinkle to come and drink it up
'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the 12 Ale
that I get silly like Soupy Sales

Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy
A six of and the Jew brew Manischewitz
With my beers, tinted glasses, I'm ready to bitty
I'm like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle

'Cause you're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(And I'm pretty drunk)

Here she comes, a funky fried
Mr.Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some
'Cause I'm Mr.Mcfeelie a speedy delivery
You'd think I was a ditch, the way this was diggin' me

But maybe I should check and see if this is where I be
Hey is she cute? Yeah, for a pygmie
Aw, what do you You're probably goin' home alone
And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a

Plus beauty, it's only skin
It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's to tweak
I tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
a mnage trois, you and me and Heineken

'Cause you're when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

Regrets had a few
First and foremost I'd to mention you

For the sake of conversation, we'll you the Brand New Heavy
You're a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene
You can call it big-boned, I prefer to it gut
You're Buddha, you're Shamu, you're Jabba the Hutt

You had harpoon scars and your were hairy
I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna
It was 3 a.m. and I gettin' squat
So I rolled you up in flour and it for the wet spot

I was butterin' rolls like a kitchen Christian
Then it hit me, something bit me while my rod was fishin'
I was deep sea fishing, I took a fat
But how was I supposed to know Jabberjaws lived in your pants

At that junction I to realize
That only Purdue likes thighs that size
Fatty fatty ba latty, I gotta lament
you were not a girl, you were an experiment

'Cause you're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

You're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)