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One night me and the crew hit the road on a
To slurp free brew and go flounder fishin'
on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
Until we brought Skip O'

And Daddy gonna get some, underage and dumb
And everybody knows that the Daddy his young
in the lavatory, makin' a big stink
Messin' up the toilet seat and in the sink

M.S.G.'s up and wizzin' in a cup
for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
'Cause I'm the one bottle with the 12 Horse Ale
After I get silly like Soupy Sales

Now it's midnight and I'm boofy blitzed
A six of Shlitz and the Jew Manischewitz
With my beers, tinted glasses, I'm to bitty battle
I'm hungry like the but I'll end up tending cattle

'Cause you're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

Here she comes, a funky cutie
Mr.Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some
'Cause I'm Mr.Mcfeelie with a delivery
think I was a ditch, the way this chick was diggin' me

But maybe I should check and see if this is where I be
Hey Lupus is she Yeah, for a pygmie
Aw, what do you know? You're goin' home alone
And it be the first time that I gave a dog a bone

Plus beauty, it's only deep
It's in the eye of the and my beholder's about to tweak
I tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
It's a mnage trois, you and me and

'Cause you're pretty I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

I've had a few
First and foremost I'd like to you

For the sake of conversation, we'll call you the New Heavy
You're a mix an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
You can call it big-boned, I to call it gut
You're Buddha, you're Shamu, Jabba the fuckin' Hutt

You had harpoon scars and boobies were hairy
I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't worry
It was 3 a.m. and I gettin' squat
So I you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot

I was butterin' rolls like a soup kitchen
Then it hit me, bit me while my little rod was fishin'
I was deep sea fishing, I a fat chance
But how was I supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in pants

At that junction I came to
That only Frank Purdue thighs that size
Fatty fatty ba latty, I gotta lament
That you were not a girl, you an experiment

'Cause you're pretty when I'm
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

You're when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(And I'm pretty drunk)