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One night me and the crew hit the on a mission
To slurp free brew and go flounder fishin'
Kayjees on the and the keg was bottomless
Until we Skip O' Pot2mus

And gonna get some, probably underage and dumb
And knows that the Daddy eats his young
Lupus in the lavatory, a big stink
up the toilet seat and poopin' in the sink

M.S.G.'s tanked up and in a cup
for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
'Cause I'm the one bottle with the 12 Horse Ale
After I get silly like Soupy Sales

Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy
A six of Shlitz and the Jew Manischewitz
With my beers, glasses, I'm ready to bitty battle
I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending

'Cause pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(And I'm fuckin' drunk)

Here she comes, a fried cutie
Mr.Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get booty
'Cause I'm Mr.Mcfeelie a speedy delivery
You'd think I was a ditch, the way this was diggin' me

But maybe I should and see if this is where I wanna be
Hey is she cute? Yeah, for a pygmie
Aw, what do you know? You're probably goin' home
And it wouldn't be the first that I gave a dog a bone

Plus beauty, it's only skin
It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's to tweak
I could tap barrel, in fact I know I can
It's a mnage trois, you and me and

you're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(And I'm pretty drunk)

Regrets had a few
First and I'd like to mention you

For the sake of conversation, call you the Brand New Heavy
You're a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene
You can call it big-boned, I prefer to it gut
You're Buddha, you're Shamu, you're the fuckin' Hutt

You had scars and your boobies were hairy
I smelt tuna melt but I gonna worry
It was 3 a.m. and I gettin' squat
So I rolled you up in flour and it for the wet spot

I was butterin' rolls like a soup kitchen
it hit me, something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
I was sea fishing, I took a fat chance
But how was I supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in pants

At that I came to realize
That only Purdue likes thighs that size
Fatty fatty ba latty, I gotta lament
That you not a girl, you were an experiment

you're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
pretty when I'm drunk
(And I'm pretty drunk)

You're when I'm drunk
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(You're when I'm drunk)
You're pretty I'm drunk
(You're pretty I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm
(And I'm pretty drunk)