Luyện nghe bài hát You're Pretty When I Am Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FLOUNDER FISHIN'
ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT O' POT2MUS
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET PROBABLY UNDERAGE AND DUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THE DADDY EATS HIS YOUNG
LUPUS IN THE LAVATORY MAKING A BIG
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE
M.S.G.S UP AND WIZZIN' IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO COME AND IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER I GET SILLY LIKE SOUPY SALES
NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY
A SIX OF AND THE JEW BREW MANISCHEWITZ
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BITTY
I'M HUNGRY THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING CATTLE

YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GONNA GET BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A DELIVERY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN' ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF IS WHERE I WANNA BE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE PROBABLY HOME ALONE
AND IT BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S ONLY DEEP
IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUT TO TWEAK
I TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN
IT'S A A TROIS YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

REGRETS HAD A FEW
AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE BRAND NEW
YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I TO CALL IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN'
YOU HAD HARPOON SCARS AND BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA BUT I WASNT GONNA WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T SQUAT
SO I YOU UP IN FLOUR AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WAS
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVED IN YOUR PANTSAT THAT I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS SIZE
FATTY FATTY BOOM BA I GOTTA LAMENT
THAT YOU WERE NOT A YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT

YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)