Luyện nghe bài hát You're Pretty When I Am Drunk

ONE ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER
ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT O' POT2MUS
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET PROBABLY UNDERAGE AND DUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS
IN THE LAVATORY MAKING A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S UP AND WIZZIN' IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE WILLY WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET LIKE SOUPY SALES
NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BLITZED
A SIX OF AND THE JEW BREW MANISCHEWITZ
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT END UP TENDING CATTLE

YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GONNA GET SOME
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE A SPEEDY DELIVERY
YOU'D I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN' ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNA BE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A
AW! DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING HOME ALONE
AND IT BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
BEAUTY, IT'S ONLY SKIN DEEP
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY ABOUT TO TWEAK
I COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I I CAN
A MNAG A TROIS YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

I'VE HAD A FEW
FIRST AND I'D LIKE TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE NEW HEAVY
YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE
YOU CAN IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO CALL IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD HARPOON AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA BUT I WASNT GONNA WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I GETTIN' SQUAT
SO I YOU UP IN FLOUR AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS LIKE A KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WAS FISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVED IN PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS THAT SIZE
FATTY FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I LAMENT
THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU AN EXPERIMENT

YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)