Luyện nghe bài hát You're Pretty When I Am Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ON A MISSION
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FLOUNDER FISHIN'
KAYJEES ON THE AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT SKIP O'
AND GONNA GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE AND DUMB
AND KNOWS THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS YOUNG
LUPUS IN THE LAVATORY A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S TANKED UP AND IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER I GET SILLY LIKE SOUPY SALES
NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT END UP TENDING CATTLE

YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FRIED CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GONNA GET SOME
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE A SPEEDY DELIVERY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNA BE
HEY IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING ALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A
PLUS BEAUTY, ONLY SKIN DEEP
IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUT TO TWEAK
I COULD TAP BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN
IT'S A A TROIS YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

REGRETS HAD A FEW
AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION CALL YOU THE BRAND NEW HEAVY
YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE
YOU CAN IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO CALL IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD HARPOON SCARS AND YOUR WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I WASNT WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I GETTIN' SQUAT
SO I YOU UP IN FLOUR AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WAS
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVED IN YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO
ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS THAT SIZE
FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)