Luyện nghe bài hát You're Pretty When I Am Drunk

ONE ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION
TO SLURP BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER FISHIN'
ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT O' POT2MUS
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET SOME PROBABLY AND DUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS
LUPUS IN THE MAKING A BIG STINK
UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S TANKED UP AND IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A GENIE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET SILLY LIKE SOUPY
NOW MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BITTY
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT END UP TENDING CATTLE

CAUSE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FUNKY CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GET SOME BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE A SPEEDY DELIVERY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS I WANNA BE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING ALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
BEAUTY, IT'S ONLY SKIN DEEP
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUT TO
I COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I I CAN
IT'S A MNAG A YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

I'VE HAD A FEW
FIRST AND I'D LIKE TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION CALL YOU THE BRAND NEW HEAVY
YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND LEVY
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I TO CALL IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD SCARS AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I WASNT GONNA
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T SQUAT
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR AND IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WAS
I WAS SEA FISHING I TOOK A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVED IN YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS THAT SIZE
FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
THAT YOU WERE NOT A YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)