Luyện nghe bài hát You're Pretty When I Am Drunk

ONE ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION
TO FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER FISHIN'
ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT O' POT2MUS
AND DADDY'S GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE AND DUMB
AND KNOWS THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS YOUNG
LUPUS IN THE LAVATORY A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET AND POOPING IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S TANKED UP AND IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A GENIE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY WITH THE 12 ALE
AFTER THAT I GET SILLY LIKE SALES
NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW MANISCHEWITZ
MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BITTY BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING CATTLE

CAUSE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FRIED CUTIE
MR. POP ALI IS GONNA GET SOME BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE A SPEEDY DELIVERY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY CHICK WAS DIGGIN' ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNA BE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING HOME ALONE
AND IT BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S ONLY DEEP
IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUT TO TWEAK
I TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN
IT'S A MNAG A TROIS YOU AND ME AND

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

REGRETS HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL YOU THE BRAND NEW HEAVY
A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD HARPOON AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I GONNA WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I GETTIN' SQUAT
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET
I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS LIKE A SOUP CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WAS
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I TOOK A FAT
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVED IN PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS SIZE
FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN

CAUSE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)