Luyện nghe bài hát You're Pretty When I Am Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FLOUNDER FISHIN'
KAYJEES ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT SKIP O'
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE AND
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS
LUPUS IN THE LAVATORY A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE
M.S.G.S TANKED UP AND IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO COME AND IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER I GET SILLY LIKE SOUPY SALES
NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M BOOFY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW MANISCHEWITZ
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING

YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FUNKY CUTIE
MR. POP ALI IS GONNA GET SOME BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. WITH A SPEEDY DELIVERY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS WAS DIGGIN' ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF IS WHERE I WANNA BE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE GOING HOME ALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, ONLY SKIN DEEP
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUT TO TWEAK
I TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN
A MNAG A TROIS YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

I'VE HAD A FEW
FIRST AND I'D LIKE TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE NEW HEAVY
A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO CALL IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN'
YOU HAD HARPOON AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I GONNA WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T SQUAT
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR AND IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS LIKE A SOUP CHRISTIAN
IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WAS FISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVED IN YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THAT SIZE
FATTY FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I LAMENT
YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)