Luyện nghe bài hát You're Pretty When I Am Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FISHIN'
ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE SKIP O' POT2MUS
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET SOME UNDERAGE AND DUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS
LUPUS IN THE LAVATORY MAKING A BIG
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S TANKED UP AND IN A CUP
FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET SILLY LIKE SALES
NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BLITZED
A SIX OF AND THE JEW BREW MANISCHEWITZ
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BITTY
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING

CAUSE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FUNKY CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GONNA GET BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A SPEEDY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNA BE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A
AW! WHAT DO YOU YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING HOME ALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S ONLY DEEP
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUT TO
I COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I I CAN
IT'S A MNAG A YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

REGRETS HAD A FEW
AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF WE'LL CALL YOU THE BRAND NEW HEAVY
YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND LEVY
YOU CAN IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO CALL IT GUT
BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD SCARS AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I WASNT GONNA
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T GETTIN'
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR AND IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WAS FISHIN'
I WAS SEA FISHING I TOOK A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW JABBERJAWS LIVED IN YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THAT SIZE
FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)