Luyện nghe bài hát You're Pretty When I Am Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A
TO SLURP FREE AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER FISHIN'
ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT O' POT2MUS
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET SOME UNDERAGE AND DUMB
AND KNOWS THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS YOUNG
LUPUS IN THE MAKING A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S UP AND WIZZIN' IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A GENIE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE WILLY WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER I GET SILLY LIKE SOUPY SALES
NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW
MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BITTY BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP CATTLE

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GET SOME BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A SPEEDY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN' ME
BUT I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNA BE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? PROBABLY GOING HOME ALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S ONLY SKIN
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY ABOUT TO TWEAK
I COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I I CAN
IT'S A MNAG A YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

REGRETS HAD A FEW
FIRST AND I'D LIKE TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE BRAND NEW
YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN'
YOU HAD HARPOON SCARS AND BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I WASNT GONNA
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T GETTIN'
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WAS
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I TOOK A FAT
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO THAT JABBERJAWS LIVED IN YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS SIZE
FATTY FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA
YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)