Luyện nghe bài hát You're Pretty When I Am Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER
ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT O' POT2MUS
AND DADDY'S GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE AND DUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THE DADDY EATS HIS YOUNG
IN THE LAVATORY MAKING A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET AND POOPING IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S UP AND WIZZIN' IN A CUP
FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY WITH THE 12 ALE
AFTER THAT I GET LIKE SOUPY SALES
NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW MANISCHEWITZ
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GET SOME BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A DELIVERY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS WAS DIGGIN' ME
BUT I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNA BE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! WHAT DO YOU YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING HOME ALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S ONLY SKIN
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUT TO
I COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I I CAN
A MNAG A TROIS YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

I'VE HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE BRAND NEW HEAVY
YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE
YOU CAN IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO CALL IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD HARPOON SCARS AND BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I WASNT WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T SQUAT
SO I YOU UP IN FLOUR AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS ROLLS LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME MY LITTLE ROD WAS FISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I TOOK A FAT
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVED IN YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY PURDUE LIKES THIGHS THAT SIZE
FATTY FATTY BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)