Luyện nghe bài hát You're Pretty When I Am Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ON A MISSION
TO SLURP FREE AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER FISHIN'
KAYJEES ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS
WE BROUGHT SKIP O' POT2MUS
AND DADDY'S GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE AND DUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE EATS HIS YOUNG
LUPUS IN THE LAVATORY A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S UP AND WIZZIN' IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A GENIE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE WILLY WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET LIKE SOUPY SALES
NOW MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW
MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BITTY BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP CATTLE

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FRIED CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GET SOME BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A DELIVERY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS I WANNA BE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! WHAT DO YOU YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING HOME ALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S SKIN DEEP
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUT TO
I COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I I CAN
IT'S A MNAG A YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

I'VE HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE TO YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE NEW HEAVY
A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I TO CALL IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD HARPOON AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I TUNA MELT BUT I WASNT GONNA WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T SQUAT
SO I YOU UP IN FLOUR AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME MY LITTLE ROD WAS FISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA I TOOK A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW JABBERJAWS LIVED IN YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THAT SIZE
FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)