Luyện nghe bài hát You're Pretty When I Am Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ON A MISSION
TO SLURP BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER FISHIN'
KAYJEES ON THE AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT SKIP O'
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET PROBABLY UNDERAGE AND DUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS
LUPUS IN THE LAVATORY MAKING A BIG
UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S TANKED UP AND IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET SILLY LIKE SOUPY
NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BLITZED
A SIX OF AND THE JEW BREW MANISCHEWITZ
WITH MY BEER-TINTED I'M READY TO BITTY BATTLE
I'M LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING CATTLE

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GET SOME BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A DELIVERY
THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN' ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I BE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? PROBABLY GOING HOME ALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, ONLY SKIN DEEP
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUT TO
I COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I I CAN
A MNAG A TROIS YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

I'VE HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE TO YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE BRAND NEW
A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I TO CALL IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD HARPOON SCARS AND BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I TUNA MELT BUT I WASNT GONNA WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T GETTIN'
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY ROD WAS FISHIN'
I WAS SEA FISHING I TOOK A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT LIVED IN YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS THAT SIZE
FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
THAT YOU NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)