Luyện nghe bài hát You're Pretty When I Am Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ON A MISSION
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER
KAYJEES ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT SKIP O'
AND DADDY'S GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE AND DUMB
AND EVERYBODY THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS YOUNG
LUPUS IN THE LAVATORY A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE
M.S.G.S UP AND WIZZIN' IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY WITH THE 12 ALE
AFTER THAT I GET LIKE SOUPY SALES
NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M BOOFY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW MANISCHEWITZ
MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BITTY BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP CATTLE

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FUNKY CUTIE
MR. POP ALI IS GONNA GET SOME BOOTY
I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A SPEEDY DELIVERY
YOU'D I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN' ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I BE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE PROBABLY HOME ALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, ONLY SKIN DEEP
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUT TO TWEAK
I TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN
IT'S A A TROIS YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

REGRETS HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE TO YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE NEW HEAVY
YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD SCARS AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT MELT BUT I WASNT GONNA WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T GETTIN'
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR AND IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN
THEN IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME MY LITTLE ROD WAS FISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVED IN PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THAT SIZE
FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)