Luyện nghe bài hát You're Pretty When I Am Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER
KAYJEES ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS
WE BROUGHT SKIP O' POT2MUS
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE AND
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE DADDY HIS YOUNG
LUPUS IN THE LAVATORY A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S UP AND WIZZIN' IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY THE 12 HORSE ALE
THAT I GET SILLY LIKE SOUPY SALES
NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M BOOFY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M TO BITTY BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT END UP TENDING CATTLE

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FUNKY CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GONNA GET SOME
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A DELIVERY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNA BE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING HOME
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, ONLY SKIN DEEP
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUT TO TWEAK
I COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN I KNOW I CAN
IT'S A A TROIS YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

REGRETS HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE TO YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL YOU THE BRAND NEW HEAVY
YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE
YOU CAN IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO CALL IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA YOUR YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD SCARS AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I WASNT GONNA
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T SQUAT
SO I YOU UP IN FLOUR AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS LIKE A SOUP CHRISTIAN
IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WAS FISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA I TOOK A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVED IN PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE THIGHS THAT SIZE
FATTY FATTY BOOM BA I GOTTA LAMENT
THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)