Luyện nghe bài hát You're Pretty When I Am Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A
TO SLURP FREE AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER FISHIN'
KAYJEES ON THE AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT SKIP O'
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET PROBABLY UNDERAGE AND DUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS
LUPUS IN THE LAVATORY A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE
M.S.G.S TANKED UP AND IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A GENIE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER I GET SILLY LIKE SOUPY SALES
NOW MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW
MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BITTY BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FUNKY CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GONNA GET BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A SPEEDY
THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN' ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF IS WHERE I WANNA BE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE GOING HOME ALONE
AND IT BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
BEAUTY, IT'S ONLY SKIN DEEP
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUT TO TWEAK
I COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN I KNOW I CAN
IT'S A MNAG A YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

REGRETS HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE TO YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF WE'LL CALL YOU THE BRAND NEW HEAVY
YOUR A MIX AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I TO CALL IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD SCARS AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I WASNT GONNA
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I GETTIN' SQUAT
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET
I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS LIKE A KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY ROD WAS FISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA I TOOK A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVED IN YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO
ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS THAT SIZE
FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN

CAUSE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)