Luyện nghe bài hát You're Pretty When I Am Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A
TO SLURP FREE AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER FISHIN'
ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT SKIP O'
AND GONNA GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE AND DUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE EATS HIS YOUNG
LUPUS IN THE MAKING A BIG STINK
UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S UP AND WIZZIN' IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO COME AND IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET SILLY LIKE SOUPY
NOW IT'S AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY BLITZED
A SIX OF AND THE JEW BREW MANISCHEWITZ
WITH MY GLASSES I'M READY TO BITTY BATTLE
I'M LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING CATTLE

CAUSE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FRIED CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GET SOME BOOTY
I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A SPEEDY DELIVERY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY CHICK WAS DIGGIN' ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS I WANNA BE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A
AW! WHAT DO YOU YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING HOME ALONE
AND IT BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S ONLY DEEP
IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUT TO TWEAK
I COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN I KNOW I CAN
IT'S A A TROIS YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

I'VE HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE TO YOU
FOR THE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE BRAND NEW HEAVY
YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE
YOU CAN IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO CALL IT GUT
BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD HARPOON AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA BUT I WASNT GONNA WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T SQUAT
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR AND IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS ROLLS LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WAS FISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA I TOOK A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVED IN YOUR PANTSAT THAT I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS SIZE
FATTY FATTY BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)