Luyện nghe bài hát You Old Fool

I came home the night as drunk as I could be
I saw a horse in the stable my horse ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, this thing to me
this horse doing here in the stable where my horse ought to be

Well, you old fool, you blind fool you plainly see
nothing but a milk cow that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or
But a saddle and a bridle on a milk cow I never did see
(A and a bridle on a milk cow I never did see before)

I came the next night so drunk I could not see
And was a hat on the hat rack where my hat ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, this thing to me
What's this hat doing here on the hat rack my hat ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you fool can't you plainly see
nothing but a chamber pot my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten miles or more
But a J.B chamber pot I never did see before
(A J.B chamber pot I never did see before)

I came home the night as drunk as I can be
I some pants upon the chair where my pants ought to be
Well, I said to my wife, my pretty wife, explain this thing to me
What are these pants doing here on the chair where my paints to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool you plainly see
It's but an old dish rag that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or
But cuffs and a zipper on a dish rag I never did see
(But cuffs and a zipper on a rag I never did see before)

I came the next night as drunk as I could be
And there was a on the pillow where my head ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this to me
What's this head doing here on the pillow where my head ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind can't you plainly see
It's but a melon that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled wide world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a mustache on a mashmelon I never did see
(A mustache on a mashmelon I did see before)

It's a good I not of a suspicious nature