Luyện nghe bài hát You Old Fool

I came home the other as drunk as I could be
I saw a horse in the stable where my horse to be
I to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this thing to me
What's horse doing here in the stable where my horse ought to be

Well, you old fool, you blind can't you plainly see
nothing but a milk cow that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled wide world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a saddle and a on a milk cow I never did see before
(A saddle and a on a milk cow I never did see before)

I came home the next so drunk I could not see
And there was a hat on the hat rack where my hat to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, this thing to me
What's this hat doing here on the hat rack my hat ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool can't you see
It's nothing but a chamber pot my send to me
Ah, I've traveled wide world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a J.B Stetson chamber pot I did see before
(A J.B Stetson pot I never did see before)

I came home the next as drunk as I can be
I spied some upon the chair where my pants ought to be
Well, I said to my wife, my pretty wife, explain this thing to me
are these pants doing here on the chair where my paints ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool can't you see
It's but an old dish rag that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten miles or more
But cuffs and a zipper on a dish rag I never did see
(But cuffs and a zipper on a rag I never did see before)

I came home the next as drunk as I could be
And was a head on the pillow where my head ought to be
I said to my wife, my little wife, explain this thing to me
What's this head doing here on the case where my head ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool can't you see
It's nothing but a melon that my send to me
Ah, traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a on a mashmelon I never did see before
(A mustache on a I never did see before)

It's a thing I not of a suspicious nature