Luyện nghe bài hát You Old Fool

I came home the other night as drunk as I be
I saw a horse in the stable my horse ought to be
I said to my wife, my little wife, explain this thing to me
What's this horse doing here in the stable where my horse to be

Well, you old fool, you fool can't you plainly see
nothing but a milk cow that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a saddle and a bridle on a milk cow I never did see
(A saddle and a bridle on a cow I never did see before)

I came home the night so drunk I could not see
And there was a hat on the hat rack where my hat to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, this thing to me
What's this hat doing on the hat rack where my hat ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind can't you plainly see
It's but a chamber pot my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a J.B Stetson pot I never did see before
(A J.B Stetson chamber pot I did see before)

I came home the next as drunk as I can be
I spied some pants upon the chair my pants ought to be
Well, I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, this thing to me
are these pants doing here on the chair where my paints ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you fool can't you plainly see
nothing but an old dish rag that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or
But cuffs and a zipper on a dish rag I never did see
(But cuffs and a on a dish rag I never did see before)

I came home the next night as drunk as I be
And there was a on the pillow where my head ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, this thing to me
What's this head doing here on the case where my head ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool you plainly see
It's nothing but a melon that my mother to me
Ah, I've traveled wide world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a mustache on a mashmelon I did see before
(A mustache on a I never did see before)

It's a good thing I not of a nature