Luyện nghe bài hát You Old Fool

I came home the night as drunk as I could be
I saw a in the stable where my horse ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, this thing to me
What's this doing here in the stable where my horse ought to be

Well, you old fool, you fool can't you plainly see
It's nothing but a milk cow my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand or more
But a saddle and a bridle on a milk cow I never did see
(A and a bridle on a milk cow I never did see before)

I came the next night so drunk I could not see
And there was a hat on the hat rack my hat ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, this thing to me
What's this hat doing on the hat rack where my hat ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool you plainly see
It's nothing but a pot my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide over, ten thousand miles or more
But a J.B chamber pot I never did see before
(A J.B Stetson chamber pot I did see before)

I came home the next as drunk as I can be
I spied some pants the chair where my pants ought to be
Well, I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, this thing to me
What are these pants doing here on the chair my paints ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you fool can't you plainly see
nothing but an old dish rag that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this world over, ten thousand miles or more
But cuffs and a zipper on a rag I never did see before
(But cuffs and a zipper on a rag I never did see before)

I came home the night as drunk as I could be
And there was a head on the pillow my head ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this to me
What's this head doing here on the pillow where my head ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you fool can't you plainly see
It's nothing but a that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a mustache on a mashmelon I never did see
(A mustache on a I never did see before)

It's a good I not of a suspicious nature