Luyện nghe bài hát You Old Fool

I came home the other night as drunk as I be
I saw a horse in the stable where my ought to be
I said to my wife, my little wife, explain this thing to me
What's horse doing here in the stable where my horse ought to be

Well, you old fool, you fool can't you plainly see
It's nothing but a milk cow that my send to me
Ah, I've traveled this world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a saddle and a bridle on a milk cow I did see before
(A saddle and a bridle on a cow I never did see before)

I came home the next night so drunk I not see
And there was a hat on the hat where my hat ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this to me
What's this hat doing here on the hat rack my hat ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool can't you see
It's nothing but a pot my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand or more
But a J.B Stetson chamber pot I never did see
(A J.B Stetson chamber pot I did see before)

I came home the next as drunk as I can be
I spied some pants upon the chair my pants ought to be
Well, I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this to me
What are these pants doing here on the chair where my ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you fool can't you plainly see
It's but an old dish rag that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or
But cuffs and a zipper on a dish rag I never did see
(But cuffs and a zipper on a dish rag I did see before)

I came the next night as drunk as I could be
And there was a head on the pillow where my ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain thing to me
this head doing here on the pillow case where my head ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind can't you plainly see
It's nothing but a that my mother send to me
Ah, traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a mustache on a mashmelon I did see before
(A mustache on a I never did see before)

It's a good thing I not of a suspicious