Luyện nghe bài hát You Old Fool

I home the other night as drunk as I could be
I saw a horse in the where my horse ought to be
I said to my wife, my little wife, explain this thing to me
What's horse doing here in the stable where my horse ought to be

Well, you old fool, you fool can't you plainly see
nothing but a milk cow that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled wide world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a saddle and a on a milk cow I never did see before
(A saddle and a bridle on a cow I never did see before)

I came the next night so drunk I could not see
And there was a hat on the hat rack my hat ought to be
I said to my wife, my little wife, explain this thing to me
this hat doing here on the hat rack where my hat ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind can't you plainly see
It's nothing but a chamber pot my send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand or more
But a J.B chamber pot I never did see before
(A J.B Stetson pot I never did see before)

I came home the night as drunk as I can be
I spied some pants upon the chair where my ought to be
Well, I to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this thing to me
What are these pants doing here on the chair where my ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool can't you see
nothing but an old dish rag that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or
But cuffs and a on a dish rag I never did see before
(But cuffs and a zipper on a rag I never did see before)

I came home the next night as drunk as I be
And there was a head on the pillow my head ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty wife, explain this thing to me
What's this head doing on the pillow case where my head ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you fool can't you plainly see
It's nothing but a melon that my mother to me
Ah, traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a on a mashmelon I never did see before
(A on a mashmelon I never did see before)

It's a good I not of a suspicious nature