Luyện nghe bài hát You Old Fool

I came home the other night as drunk as I be
I saw a horse in the where my horse ought to be
I said to my wife, my little wife, explain this thing to me
What's this doing here in the stable where my horse ought to be

Well, you old fool, you blind fool can't you see
It's nothing but a milk cow my mother send to me
Ah, I've this wide world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a saddle and a bridle on a milk cow I did see before
(A and a bridle on a milk cow I never did see before)

I came home the next so drunk I could not see
And there was a hat on the hat where my hat ought to be
I to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this thing to me
What's this hat doing here on the hat rack where my hat to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind can't you plainly see
It's but a chamber pot my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or
But a J.B chamber pot I never did see before
(A J.B chamber pot I never did see before)

I home the next night as drunk as I can be
I spied some pants upon the chair where my pants to be
Well, I said to my wife, my pretty wife, explain this thing to me
What are these doing here on the chair where my paints ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool you plainly see
It's nothing but an old dish rag that my mother to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or
But cuffs and a zipper on a dish rag I did see before
(But cuffs and a on a dish rag I never did see before)

I came home the next night as as I could be
And there was a head on the pillow where my head to be
I said to my wife, my pretty wife, explain this thing to me
What's head doing here on the pillow case where my head ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool can't you see
nothing but a melon that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten miles or more
But a mustache on a I never did see before
(A mustache on a I never did see before)

It's a good I not of a suspicious nature