Luyện nghe bài hát You Old Fool

I came the other night as drunk as I could be
I saw a horse in the stable where my ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty wife, explain this thing to me
What's this horse doing in the stable where my horse ought to be

Well, you old fool, you blind can't you plainly see
It's nothing but a milk cow that my mother to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or
But a saddle and a bridle on a milk cow I did see before
(A and a bridle on a milk cow I never did see before)

I came home the next night so I could not see
And was a hat on the hat rack where my hat ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain thing to me
this hat doing here on the hat rack where my hat ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you fool can't you plainly see
nothing but a chamber pot my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a J.B Stetson chamber pot I did see before
(A J.B Stetson chamber pot I did see before)

I home the next night as drunk as I can be
I spied some pants upon the chair my pants ought to be
Well, I said to my wife, my pretty wife, explain this thing to me
are these pants doing here on the chair where my paints ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you fool can't you plainly see
It's but an old dish rag that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand or more
But cuffs and a zipper on a rag I never did see before
(But cuffs and a on a dish rag I never did see before)

I came home the night as drunk as I could be
And there was a head on the pillow where my ought to be
I said to my wife, my little wife, explain this thing to me
What's this head doing here on the case where my head ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind can't you plainly see
It's nothing but a melon that my mother to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or
But a mustache on a I never did see before
(A on a mashmelon I never did see before)

It's a good thing I not of a nature