Luyện nghe bài hát You Old Fool

I came home the night as drunk as I could be
I saw a horse in the stable where my horse to be
I to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this thing to me
What's this doing here in the stable where my horse ought to be

Well, you old fool, you blind fool you plainly see
It's nothing but a cow that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide over, ten thousand miles or more
But a and a bridle on a milk cow I never did see before
(A saddle and a bridle on a milk cow I did see before)

I came home the next night so I could not see
And there was a hat on the hat where my hat ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this to me
What's this hat doing here on the hat where my hat ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool you plainly see
It's but a chamber pot my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide over, ten thousand miles or more
But a J.B Stetson pot I never did see before
(A J.B Stetson pot I never did see before)

I came home the night as drunk as I can be
I spied some pants upon the chair where my ought to be
Well, I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, this thing to me
What are these pants doing here on the chair where my paints to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool you plainly see
It's nothing but an old dish rag that my send to me
Ah, I've traveled this world over, ten thousand miles or more
But cuffs and a on a dish rag I never did see before
(But cuffs and a on a dish rag I never did see before)

I came home the night as drunk as I could be
And there was a head on the pillow where my head to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, this thing to me
this head doing here on the pillow case where my head ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you fool can't you plainly see
nothing but a melon that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled wide world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a mustache on a I never did see before
(A mustache on a mashmelon I did see before)

It's a thing I not of a suspicious nature