Luyện nghe bài hát You Old Fool

I came home the other night as drunk as I be
I saw a in the stable where my horse ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty wife, explain this thing to me
What's this horse here in the stable where my horse ought to be

Well, you old fool, you blind fool you plainly see
nothing but a milk cow that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or
But a saddle and a bridle on a milk cow I never did see
(A saddle and a bridle on a milk cow I did see before)

I home the next night so drunk I could not see
And there was a hat on the hat rack where my hat to be
I said to my wife, my little wife, explain this thing to me
What's this hat doing here on the hat where my hat ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind can't you plainly see
nothing but a chamber pot my mother send to me
Ah, I've this wide world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a J.B chamber pot I never did see before
(A J.B Stetson chamber pot I did see before)

I came home the night as drunk as I can be
I spied some pants upon the chair my pants ought to be
Well, I to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this thing to me
What are these pants doing here on the chair my paints ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool can't you see
It's but an old dish rag that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand or more
But cuffs and a zipper on a dish rag I did see before
(But and a zipper on a dish rag I never did see before)

I came home the next night as drunk as I be
And there was a on the pillow where my head ought to be
I said to my wife, my little wife, explain this thing to me
What's this head here on the pillow case where my head ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you fool can't you plainly see
It's nothing but a melon my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or
But a mustache on a mashmelon I did see before
(A on a mashmelon I never did see before)

It's a good thing I not of a suspicious