Luyện nghe bài hát You Old Fool

I came home the other as drunk as I could be
I saw a horse in the stable where my ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this to me
What's this horse doing here in the where my horse ought to be

Well, you old fool, you blind fool you plainly see
It's but a milk cow that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten miles or more
But a saddle and a bridle on a cow I never did see before
(A saddle and a bridle on a cow I never did see before)

I home the next night so drunk I could not see
And was a hat on the hat rack where my hat ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain thing to me
What's this hat here on the hat rack where my hat ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool you plainly see
It's but a chamber pot my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide over, ten thousand miles or more
But a J.B Stetson chamber pot I did see before
(A J.B chamber pot I never did see before)

I home the next night as drunk as I can be
I spied some pants the chair where my pants ought to be
Well, I to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this thing to me
What are these pants doing here on the where my paints ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool can't you see
It's nothing but an old dish rag my mother send to me
Ah, traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or more
But cuffs and a zipper on a dish rag I did see before
(But cuffs and a zipper on a rag I never did see before)

I came the next night as drunk as I could be
And there was a head on the pillow where my ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, this thing to me
What's this head doing here on the pillow case where my head to be

Oh, you old fool, you fool can't you plainly see
It's but a melon that my mother send to me
Ah, traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a mustache on a I never did see before
(A mustache on a mashmelon I did see before)

It's a thing I not of a suspicious nature