Luyện nghe bài hát You Old Fool

I came home the night as drunk as I could be
I saw a in the stable where my horse ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, this thing to me
What's this horse doing here in the stable where my horse to be

Well, you old fool, you blind can't you plainly see
It's nothing but a milk cow that my send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand or more
But a saddle and a bridle on a milk cow I did see before
(A and a bridle on a milk cow I never did see before)

I came home the night so drunk I could not see
And there was a hat on the hat rack my hat ought to be
I to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this thing to me
What's hat doing here on the hat rack where my hat ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool can't you see
It's nothing but a chamber pot my send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide over, ten thousand miles or more
But a J.B Stetson chamber pot I did see before
(A J.B Stetson chamber pot I did see before)

I came home the next night as as I can be
I spied some pants upon the chair my pants ought to be
Well, I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this to me
What are these pants doing here on the where my paints ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool you plainly see
It's nothing but an old rag that my mother send to me
Ah, I've this wide world over, ten thousand miles or more
But and a zipper on a dish rag I never did see before
(But cuffs and a on a dish rag I never did see before)

I came the next night as drunk as I could be
And there was a head on the pillow where my ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, this thing to me
What's this head doing on the pillow case where my head ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool can't you see
It's nothing but a melon my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand or more
But a mustache on a I never did see before
(A mustache on a mashmelon I did see before)

It's a good thing I not of a suspicious