Luyện nghe bài hát You Old Fool

I came home the other as drunk as I could be
I saw a horse in the stable where my ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty wife, explain this thing to me
What's this horse doing here in the stable where my horse to be

Well, you old fool, you blind can't you plainly see
It's nothing but a milk cow that my send to me
Ah, I've traveled this world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a saddle and a bridle on a cow I never did see before
(A saddle and a on a milk cow I never did see before)

I home the next night so drunk I could not see
And was a hat on the hat rack where my hat ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this to me
What's this hat doing here on the hat rack where my hat to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool can't you see
It's but a chamber pot my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled wide world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a J.B Stetson pot I never did see before
(A J.B Stetson chamber pot I did see before)

I came home the next night as as I can be
I spied some pants upon the chair my pants ought to be
Well, I said to my wife, my pretty wife, explain this thing to me
What are these pants doing here on the chair where my ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool you plainly see
nothing but an old dish rag that my mother send to me
Ah, traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or more
But cuffs and a zipper on a dish rag I never did see
(But and a zipper on a dish rag I never did see before)

I came home the next night as as I could be
And was a head on the pillow where my head ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty wife, explain this thing to me
What's this head doing here on the pillow where my head ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you fool can't you plainly see
It's nothing but a that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a mustache on a I never did see before
(A on a mashmelon I never did see before)

a good thing I not of a suspicious nature