Aiyyo E man?
Yo PMD
True true man, I just been man So what you been up to man?
Just loungin man, knowhatI'msayin?
True man, yo man, who's your boy over there man?
Oh my man from out of town
Oh word man? Yo whassup My name is P man
How you doin man? My name is Anto man But my friends, call me Frank B
Oh word man? Nice to you man
So yo man E, what you into tonight man?
Yo P man I'm bout to flex downtown to club
Word man? Yo man, that cool man I think I'm with man, yo you wan' do that?
do this man
bet man
Yo, yo hold up a minute guys man You guys mind if I go to this club man?
Ahah man E I don't know about that man Last time we somebody with us man We had to carry him man, he got out of control The whole nine yars, yaknowhatI'msayin
Nah man, that's not me man, I can my liquor man I just go to have a good time and man Drinkin is no problem to me, stuff tastes like punch
Are you man?
man, positively positive
Aight man, take him then
We out that night
To a club
That was very high
And had sounds
We in
And we were to impress
Fly women and
their very best
We a seat at the bar
brand new
Frank drinks, no liquor
plain old brew
He it
he ordered one more
And
And
And made four
He seen fly girlie
and deboinaire
Light skinned
With black hair
But this girl was
I mean her was through
But after four or more
She looked like Paula
You know what You startin to look good You startin to look REAL You to remind me of that superstar, Paula Abdul
The was over
It was to go
You insisted on
When we no
Nah guys, y'know? I can drive myself man That ain't be no problem I better when I feel nice (Are you sure man?) Are you me man? stuff in there, that stuff in there taste like fruit punch I could drink that all
So you got in car
on the road
There was a cop in the
On radar
The light turned
And you decided to
It red
You off
And got pulled by a cop
You overdid it You had too much to You it homes You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to You overdid it You had too much to
Ah excuse me, can I see your license and registration I don't my license registration right NOW But if you me a chance, I can go home and get it Oh what are you a wiseguy No I mean to be a wiseguy officer The truth, what really happened is I just came from a plane from Republic By the time I got to Vehicle, Motor Vehicle was closed Oh it was it was closed Oh your name son? My name is Frankie Nato, but my friends, they call me B How bout you officer, call yourself? Oh this guy's a wiseguy Who's the young lady in the seat? You know who that is? That's a superstar Abdul, say hi Paula Oh yeah that's Paula you been drinkin son? Oh no I don't man, the only thing I drink is fruit punch OK son you wanna turn car off And leave the keys in the ignition and come me please? Where we officer? I you to come sit in the backseat And blow in this for me please Wait a minute, I no faggot I never blow anything in my life, and don't to How bout you officer, you anything? Just into the tube son Okay man
Oh what's this 2.0? Oh dude! You as well get (?) Cause you downtown sonny, you're drunk! So whatchu tryin to me officer? You tryin to tell me that machine, tell me I'm drunk man? Somethin with that machine That machine need a fixin man That's what I think No you what I think son? I you need a good lawyer Let me tell you officer, I have a My is so good, SO SO good And by the time he's finished witchu, you gonna be workin in So dress warm, as a matter of I suggest you go out and buy a sheepdog Cause it gets BITTERLY out there
You it homes You had too much to You overdid it You had too much to You overdid it You had too much to You it homes You had too much to
Have you ever been On a Friday Wit your friends wasted Just nice You continued to you know you should stop The next you know Your behind is body gets numb So you up the pace Your mouth watery And you can't feel face You finally make it And the fun You try to out But here the spins So you turn and Then you and turn Your head light And your chest starts to So you lay on your And you tuck in your Pail by bedside Now the breathing
Oh, oh God, just let me get through this one If you let me it If you let me it through the night God I promise I'll never have another drink never drink again, as long as I live
You it homes You had too to drink You overdid it You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to You it homes You had too to drink
You it Hey yo this is tellin you not to drink and drive Cause ain't cool about chillin in a coffin six feet under
Yo, this is B And learn from mistakes homes!
And don't let peer get to you Cause it costs you, or life, or somebody else's life In the run
And it's that And if you don't you can get the bozack
See-ya!