Aiyyo E man?
Yo PMD
True true man, I been lampin man So what you been up to man?
Just been man, knowhatI'msayin?
True true man, yo man, your boy over there man?
Oh that's my man from out of
Oh word man? Yo whassup My name is P man
How you doin My name is Frankie Anto man But my friends, they call me B
Oh man? Nice to meet you man
So yo man E, what you gettin into tonight
Yo P man I'm to flex downtown to this club
Word man? Yo man, that cool man I think I'm with man, yo you wan' do that?
Let's do man
bet man
Yo, yo up wait a minute guys man You guys if I go witchu to this club man?
Ahah man E I don't know about that man Last time we took somebody us man We had to carry him man, he got out of control The whole yars, yaknowhatI'msayin man?
Nah man, that's not me man, I can handle my man I go to have a good time and DANCE man Drinkin is no problem to me, stuff tastes like punch
Are you man?
man, positively positive
Aight man, l-let's him then
We went out that
To a club
That was high class
And had sounds
We in
And we dressed to impress
Fly and girlies
Lookin their very
We a seat at the bar
brand new
Frank ordered drinks, no
plain old brew
He it
Then he one more
And
And
And made four
He seen fly girlie
Suave and
skinned complexion
With long black
But girl was ug-ly
I her body was through
But four drinks or more
She looked Paula Abdul
You know what You startin to look good You startin to look good You to remind me of that superstar, Paula Abdul
The party was
It was to go
You insisted on
When we no
Nah guys, y'know? I can drive home man That ain't be no problem I drive better I feel nice (Are you sure man?) Are you kidding me That stuff in there, stuff in there taste like fruit punch I could that all night
So you got in car
Swervin on the
was a cop in the bushes
On radar
The turned green
And you to stop
It red
You off
And got pulled by a cop
You it homes You had too much to You overdid it You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to You it homes You had too to drink
Ah me, can I see your license and registration please? I don't have my license registration NOW But if you me a chance, I can go home and get it Oh what are you a wiseguy No I don't mean to be a officer The honest truth, what really is I just came a plane from Dominican Republic By the time I got to Motor Vehicle, Vehicle was closed Oh it was it was closed Oh what's your son? My name is Frankie Nato, but my friends, they me Frank B How bout you officer, whatchu yourself? Oh this guy's a wiseguy Who's the lady in the passenger seat? You don't who that is? That's a superstar Paula Abdul, say hi Oh yeah that's Paula you been drinkin son? Oh no I don't drink man, the only thing I drink is fruit OK son you wanna your car off And leave the keys in the ignition and come with me we goin officer? I you to come sit in the backseat And blow in this for me please Wait a minute, I no faggot I never blow anything in my life, and don't to How bout you officer, you anything? Just into the tube son okay man
Oh what's man? 2.0? Oh dude! You might as get (?) Cause you downtown sonny, you're drunk! So whatchu tryin to tell me You to tell me that that machine, tell me I'm drunk man? Somethin wrong with machine That machine a good fixin man That's what I officer No you know I think son? I think you need a lawyer Let me tell you officer, I have a My lawyer is so good, SO SO And by the time he's finished witchu, you gonna be in Alaska So warm, as a matter of fact I suggest you go out and buy a sheepdog it gets BITTERLY cold out there
You overdid it You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to You overdid it You had too to drink You overdid it You had too to drink
you ever been coolin On a night Wit your gettin wasted Just nice You to drink When you know you stop The thing you know Your is caught Your body gets So you slow up the mouth gets watery And you feel your face You finally make it And the fun You try to out But comes the spins So you turn and Then you and turn head gets light And your starts to burn So you lay on stomach And you tuck in chin Pail by your Now the breathing
Oh, oh God, just let me get through last one If you let me it If you let me it through the night God I I'll never have another drink again I'll never drink again, as long as I
You overdid it You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to You it homes You had too to drink You overdid it You had too to drink
You it Hey yo this is EPMD you not to drink and drive Cause ain't nuttin cool chillin in a coffin six feet under
Yo, is Frank B And learn from mistakes homes!
And don't let pressure get to you Cause it costs you, or your life, or somebody else's In the run
And it's that And if you don't believe you can get the
See-ya!