Aiyyo E man?
Yo PMD
True man, I just been lampin man So what you been up to lately
Just loungin man, knowhatI'msayin?
True true man, yo man, who's your boy over man?
Oh that's my man from out of
Oh word man? Yo whassup man? My is P man
How you doin man? My name is Anto man But my friends, call me Frank B
Oh word Nice to meet you man
So yo man E, what you into tonight man?
Yo P man I'm bout to flex downtown to club
man? Yo man, that sounds cool man I think I'm with that man, yo you do that?
do this man
bet man
Yo, yo up wait a minute guys man You mind if I go witchu to this club man?
Ahah aiyyo man E I don't know about man Last time we took with us man We had to carry him home man, he got out of The whole yars, yaknowhatI'msayin man?
Nah man, that's not me man, I can handle my man I go to have a good time and DANCE man Drinkin is no problem to me, stuff tastes like fruit
Are you sure
man, positively positive
Aight man, take him then
We out that night
To a downtown
was very high class
And had sounds
We in
And we dressed to impress
Fly women and
Lookin their very
We took a at the bar
brand new
Frank ordered drinks, no
Just old brew
He it
Then he ordered one
And
And
And that made
He seen this fly
Suave and
Light complexion
With long hair
But girl was ug-ly
I mean her body was
But after four drinks or
She looked like Paula
You know what You startin to look good You startin to look REAL You to remind me of that superstar, Paula Abdul
The party was
It was to go
You insisted on
we said no
Nah guys, y'know? I can drive myself man That gonna be no problem I drive better when I feel nice (Are you man?) Are you kidding me That in there, that stuff in there taste like fruit punch I drink that all night
So you got in car
Swervin on the
There was a cop in the
On patrol
The light green
And you to stop
It red
You off
And got over by a cop
You it homes You had too much to You it homes You had too to drink You overdid it You had too to drink You it homes You had too to drink
Ah excuse me, can I see your license and please? I have my license registration right NOW But if you me a chance, I can go home and get it Oh what are you a son? No I don't mean to be a officer The honest truth, what happened is I came from a plane from Dominican Republic By the time I got to Motor Vehicle, Motor Vehicle was Oh it was Yeah it was Oh what's name son? My name is Frankie Nato, but my friends, they call me B How you officer, whatchu call yourself? Oh guy's a real wiseguy Who's the young lady in the seat? You don't know who that is? That's a Abdul, say hi Paula Oh that's Paula Abdul? Have you been son? Oh no I don't man, the only thing I drink is fruit punch OK son you turn your car off And leave the keys in the and come with me please? we goin officer? I want you to sit in the backseat And blow in this tube for me Wait a minute, I no faggot I blow anything in my life, and don't plan to How bout you officer, you anything? Just into the tube son okay man
Oh this man? 2.0? Oh dude! You might as get (?) you goin downtown sonny, you're drunk! So tryin to tell me officer? You tryin to tell me that that machine, me I'm drunk man? wrong with that machine That machine need a fixin man That's what I officer No you know I think son? I think you need a lawyer Let me tell you officer, I have a My is so good, SO SO good And by the time finished witchu, you gonna be workin in Alaska So dress warm, as a matter of I suggest you go out and buy yourself a Cause it BITTERLY cold out there
You overdid it You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to You overdid it You had too much to You it homes You had too much to
Have you ever been On a night Wit your friends gettin Just nice You continued to When you know you should The next thing you Your behind is Your gets numb So you up the pace Your mouth gets And you can't your face You finally it home And the fun You try to out But here the spins So you and toss you toss and turn Your gets light And chest starts to burn So you lay on your And you tuck in your by your bedside Now the breathing
Oh, oh God, let me get through this last one If you let me it If you let me make it through the God I promise I'll never another drink again I'll never drink again, as long as I
You overdid it You had too to drink You overdid it You had too to drink You it homes You had too to drink You overdid it You had too to drink
You it Hey yo this is EPMD tellin you not to and drive Cause ain't nuttin cool about chillin in a six feet under
Yo, is Frank B And learn from mistakes homes!
And let peer pressure get to you Cause it costs you, or your life, or somebody life In the run
And it's like And if you don't believe you can get the
See-ya!