Aiyyo whassup E
Yo PMD
True true man, I just been man So what you up to lately man?
Just loungin man, knowhatI'msayin?
true man, yo man, who's your boy over there man?
Oh that's my man from out of
Oh word man? Yo whassup My name is P man
How you doin man? My name is Anto man But my friends, they call me B
Oh man? Nice to meet you man
So yo man E, what you gettin into tonight
Yo P man I'm bout to flex to this club
Word man? Yo man, that cool man I think I'm with man, yo you wan' do that?
Let's do man
bet man
Yo, yo up wait a minute guys man You guys mind if I go witchu to club man?
Ahah aiyyo man E I don't know that man Last time we took somebody us man We had to carry him man, he got out of control The whole nine yars, yaknowhatI'msayin
Nah man, that's not me man, I can my liquor man I just go to have a time and DANCE man Drinkin is no problem to me, stuff tastes like punch
Are you sure
man, positively positive
Aight man, l-let's him then
We out that night
To a downtown
was very high class
And had boomin
We in
And we dressed to impress
Fly women and
Lookin their very
We a seat at the bar
brand new
Frank ordered drinks, no
Just old brew
He it
he ordered one more
And
And
And that four
He this fly girlie
Suave and
Light complexion
With black hair
But this girl was
I her body was through
But four drinks or more
She looked like Paula
You what baby? You startin to look good You startin to look good You to remind me of that superstar, Paula Abdul
The party was
It was to go
You on drivin
we said no
Nah guys, y'know? I can myself home man That gonna be no problem I drive when I feel nice (Are you sure man?) Are you kidding me That stuff in there, that stuff in there taste like fruit I drink that all night
So you got in car
on the road
There was a cop in the
On radar
The light turned
And you decided to
It red
You off
And got pulled by a cop
You it homes You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to You overdid it You had too to drink You it homes You had too to drink
Ah excuse me, can I see license and registration please? I don't have my registration right NOW But if you give me a chance, I can go and get it Oh are you a wiseguy son? No I don't to be a wiseguy officer The honest truth, really happened is I just came a plane from Dominican Republic By the I got to Motor Vehicle, Motor Vehicle was closed Oh it was it was closed Oh what's your son? My is Frankie Nato, but my friends, they call me Frank B How bout you officer, whatchu yourself? Oh guy's a real wiseguy Who's the young lady in the seat? You don't know who is? That's a superstar Abdul, say hi Paula Oh yeah that's Abdul? Have you been drinkin Oh no I don't drink man, the only thing I drink is fruit OK son you wanna turn car off And the keys in the ignition and come with me please? we goin officer? I want you to sit in the backseat And blow in this for me please Wait a minute, I ain't no I never blow anything in my life, and plan to How bout you officer, you blowin Just blow into the son Okay man
Oh what's man? 2.0? Oh dude! You might as get (?) Cause you goin downtown sonny, drunk! So whatchu to tell me officer? You tryin to me that that machine, tell me I'm drunk man? Somethin wrong with machine That need a good fixin man That's what I think No you know I think son? I think you need a lawyer Let me you officer, I have a lawyer My lawyer is so good, SO SO And by the time he's finished witchu, you be workin in Alaska So dress warm, as a of fact I you go out and buy yourself a sheepdog Cause it BITTERLY cold out there
You it homes You had too much to You it homes You had too to drink You it homes You had too to drink You it homes You had too to drink
Have you ever been On a night Wit your friends wasted Just nice You continued to you know you should stop The thing you know behind is caught Your body gets So you up the pace Your mouth gets And you can't your face You finally it home And the fun You try to out But here the spins So you and toss you toss and turn Your head light And chest starts to burn So you lay on stomach And you tuck in chin Pail by bedside Now the begins
Oh, oh God, just let me get through last one If you let me it If you let me make it the night God I promise I'll never another drink again I'll drink again, as long as I live
You it homes You had too to drink You overdid it You had too to drink You it homes You had too to drink You it homes You had too to drink
You it Hey yo this is EPMD tellin you not to drink and Cause ain't nuttin cool about chillin in a coffin six feet
Yo, this is B And learn from mistakes homes!
And don't let peer get to you Cause it costs you, or your life, or somebody else's In the run
And it's like And if you don't you can get the bozack
See-ya!