Aiyyo E man?
Yo PMD
true man, I just been lampin man So what you up to lately man?
Just been man, knowhatI'msayin?
True man, yo man, who's your boy over there man?
Oh that's my man from out of
Oh word man? Yo whassup man? My is P man
How you man? My name is Frankie Anto man But my friends, they call me B
Oh word man? Nice to you man
So yo man E, what you gettin tonight man?
Yo P man I'm bout to flex downtown to club
Word man? Yo man, that sounds man I I'm with that man, yo you wan' do that?
Let's do man
bet man
Yo, yo hold up wait a minute man You guys mind if I go witchu to this club
Ahah aiyyo man E I don't know about man Last time we took with us man We had to carry him man, he got out of control The nine yars, yaknowhatI'msayin man?
Nah man, not me man, I can handle my liquor man I just go to have a time and DANCE man Drinkin is no problem to me, stuff tastes like fruit
Are you sure
man, positively positive
Aight man, l-let's him then
We went out that
To a club
That was high class
And had boomin
We in
And we were dressed to
Fly and girlies
Lookin their very
We a seat at the bar
Feelin new
Frank ordered drinks, no
Just plain old
He it
he ordered one more
And
And
And that made
He seen fly girlie
Suave and
Light complexion
With long hair
But girl was ug-ly
I her body was through
But after drinks or more
She looked like Abdul
You know what baby? You to look good You to look REAL good You startin to remind me of that superstar, Abdul
The was over
It was to go
You insisted on
we said no
Nah guys, y'know? I can drive myself man ain't gonna be no problem I drive better when I feel nice (Are you man?) Are you kidding me That stuff in there, that stuff in there taste like fruit I drink that all night
So you got in car
Swervin on the
There was a cop in the
On radar
The light turned
And you decided to
It red
You off
And got over by a cop
You it homes You had too much to You it homes You had too much to You overdid it You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to
Ah me, can I see your license and registration please? I don't have my license registration NOW But if you me a chance, I can go home and get it Oh what are you a son? No I don't to be a wiseguy officer The honest truth, what really is I just came from a plane Dominican Republic By the time I got to Motor Vehicle, Motor was closed Oh it was Yeah it was Oh your name son? My name is Frankie Nato, but my friends, call me Frank B How bout you officer, whatchu yourself? Oh this guy's a wiseguy the young lady in the passenger seat? You don't know who that is? That's a Paula Abdul, say hi Oh that's Paula Abdul? Have you drinkin son? Oh no I drink man, the only thing I drink is fruit punch OK son you wanna your car off And leave the keys in the and come with me please? Where we goin I want you to sit in the backseat And blow in tube for me please Wait a minute, I ain't no I never blow in my life, and don't plan to How you officer, you blowin anything? Just into the tube son Okay man
Oh this man? 2.0? Oh dude! You as well get (?) Cause you goin sonny, you're drunk! So whatchu tryin to me officer? You tryin to tell me that machine, tell me I'm drunk man? Somethin with that machine That machine need a good man what I think officer No you know I think son? I think you a good lawyer Let me you officer, I have a lawyer My lawyer is so good, SO SO And by the he's finished witchu, you gonna be workin in Alaska So dress warm, as a of fact I suggest you go out and buy yourself a Cause it gets BITTERLY cold out
You it homes You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to You it homes You had too much to You it homes You had too to drink
Have you been coolin On a Friday Wit your friends wasted feelin nice You continued to When you you should stop The next thing you behind is caught Your body gets So you slow up the Your gets watery And you can't your face You make it home And the fun You try to out But here the spins So you turn and Then you and turn head gets light And your chest to burn So you lay on stomach And you in your chin Pail by bedside Now the breathing
Oh, oh God, just let me get this last one If you let me it If you let me make it the night God I promise I'll have another drink again never drink again, as long as I live
You overdid it You had too much to You it homes You had too much to You it homes You had too much to You it homes You had too to drink
You it Hey yo this is EPMD tellin you not to and drive Cause ain't nuttin cool about chillin in a coffin six under
Yo, this is B And from others mistakes homes!
And let peer pressure get to you Cause it costs you, or life, or somebody else's life In the run
And it's that And if you don't you can get the bozack
See-ya!