Aiyyo whassup E
Yo PMD
True true man, I just been man So you been up to lately man?
Just been man, knowhatI'msayin?
True true man, yo man, who's your boy there man?
Oh that's my man from out of
Oh man? Yo whassup man? My name is P man
How you doin man? My name is Anto man But my friends, call me Frank B
Oh word man? to meet you man
So yo man E, what you gettin into tonight
Yo P man I'm bout to flex downtown to club
Word man? Yo man, sounds cool man I think I'm with that man, yo you do that?
do this man
bet man
Yo, yo hold up a minute guys man You guys mind if I go to this club man?
Ahah aiyyo man E I know about that man Last we took somebody with us man We had to carry him home man, he got out of The whole nine yars, man?
Nah man, that's not me man, I can handle my man I just go to have a good time and man is no problem to me, stuff tastes like fruit punch
Are you man?
Positive man, positively
Aight man, l-let's take him
We out that night
To a club
That was very class
And had sounds
We in
And we were dressed to
Fly women and
Lookin their best
We took a at the bar
brand new
Frank drinks, no liquor
Just plain old
He it
he ordered one more
And
And
And that made
He seen this fly
and deboinaire
Light skinned
long black hair
But this girl was
I her body was through
But four drinks or more
She looked like Paula
You know what baby? You startin to good You startin to look REAL You startin to remind me of that superstar, Abdul
The party was
It was to go
You insisted on
When we no
Nah guys, y'know? I can drive myself man That gonna be no problem I drive better when I nice (Are you sure man?) Are you me man? That stuff in there, that stuff in there taste like punch I could drink all night
So you got in car
Swervin on the
There was a cop in the
On radar
The light green
And you decided to
It red
You off
And got over by a cop
You it homes You had too to drink You overdid it You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to You it homes You had too to drink
Ah excuse me, can I see your and registration please? I don't have my license right NOW But if you give me a chance, I can go and get it Oh what are you a son? No I don't to be a wiseguy officer The honest truth, what happened is I just came from a plane from Dominican By the I got to Motor Vehicle, Motor Vehicle was closed Oh it was it was closed Oh your name son? My name is Frankie Nato, but my friends, they call me B How bout you officer, call yourself? Oh this guy's a real Who's the lady in the passenger seat? You know who that is? That's a superstar Paula Abdul, say hi Oh yeah that's Abdul? Have you drinkin son? Oh no I don't man, the only thing I drink is fruit punch OK son you turn your car off And the keys in the ignition and come with me please? Where we goin I want you to sit in the backseat And in this tube for me please a minute, I ain't no faggot I never anything in my life, and don't plan to How bout you officer, you blowin Just blow into the son Okay man
Oh what's this 2.0? Oh dude! You might as get (?) you goin downtown sonny, you're drunk! So whatchu to tell me officer? You tryin to tell me that that machine, me I'm drunk man? Somethin wrong that machine That need a good fixin man what I think officer No you know what I son? I you need a good lawyer Let me tell you officer, I a lawyer My is so good, SO SO good And by the time he's witchu, you gonna be workin in Alaska So dress warm, as a matter of I suggest you go out and buy yourself a Cause it gets BITTERLY out there
You it homes You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to You overdid it You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to
you ever been coolin On a Friday Wit friends gettin wasted feelin nice You to drink When you you should stop The next thing you Your is caught Your body gets So you slow up the Your gets watery And you can't your face You finally it home And the fun You try to out But here the spins So you turn and Then you and turn Your head gets And chest starts to burn So you lay on your And you tuck in chin by your bedside Now the begins
Oh, oh God, just let me get this last one If you let me it If you let me make it the night God I promise I'll never another drink again I'll never again, as long as I live
You it homes You had too much to You it homes You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to You it homes You had too to drink
You it Hey yo this is EPMD you not to drink and drive Cause ain't nuttin cool about chillin in a six feet under
Yo, this is B And learn from others homes!
And don't let peer get to you Cause it costs you, or your life, or somebody else's In the run
And it's that And if you don't you can get the bozack
See-ya!