Aiyyo whassup E
Yo PMD
True true man, I just lampin man So what you been up to man?
Just been loungin man,
True true man, yo man, who's boy over there man?
Oh that's my man out of town
Oh word man? Yo whassup My name is P man
How you doin My name is Frankie Anto man But my friends, they me Frank B
Oh word Nice to meet you man
So yo man E, what you gettin into man?
Yo P man I'm bout to downtown to this club
Word man? Yo man, that cool man I think I'm with that man, yo you do that?
Let's do man
bet man
Yo, yo hold up wait a guys man You guys mind if I go witchu to this man?
Ahah man E I don't know about that man Last time we took somebody us man We had to carry him man, he got out of control The nine yars, yaknowhatI'msayin man?
Nah man, that's not me man, I can my liquor man I go to have a good time and DANCE man Drinkin is no problem to me, stuff tastes like punch
Are you sure
man, positively positive
Aight man, l-let's him then
We out that night
To a club
was very high class
And had boomin
We in
And we were to impress
Fly and girlies
Lookin very best
We took a at the bar
Feelin new
Frank ordered drinks, no
Just plain old
He it
Then he one more
And
And
And that made
He seen fly girlie
and deboinaire
Light skinned
With long black
But girl was ug-ly
I mean her body was
But after drinks or more
She looked Paula Abdul
You know what baby? You startin to good You startin to look good You startin to me of that superstar, Paula Abdul
The party was
It was to go
You on drivin
we said no
Nah guys, y'know? I can drive home man ain't gonna be no problem I better when I feel nice (Are you sure man?) Are you me man? That stuff in there, that in there taste like fruit punch I could drink all night
So you got in car
Swervin on the
was a cop in the bushes
On radar
The light turned
And you decided to
It red
You off
And got pulled by a cop
You overdid it You had too to drink You overdid it You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to You overdid it You had too much to
Ah excuse me, can I see license and registration please? I don't have my license right NOW But if you give me a chance, I can go and get it Oh are you a wiseguy son? No I don't to be a wiseguy officer The honest truth, what happened is I just came from a plane from Dominican By the time I got to Vehicle, Motor Vehicle was closed Oh it was it was closed Oh what's your name My name is Frankie Nato, but my friends, they call me B How bout you officer, call yourself? Oh this guy's a real the young lady in the passenger seat? You don't know who is? That's a superstar Abdul, say hi Paula Oh yeah Paula Abdul? you been drinkin son? Oh no I don't drink man, the only thing I drink is punch OK son you wanna your car off And leave the keys in the ignition and with me please? Where we officer? I want you to come sit in the And blow in tube for me please Wait a minute, I no faggot I never blow anything in my life, and don't to How bout you officer, you anything? Just into the tube son Okay man
Oh this man? 2.0? Oh dude! You as well get (?) Cause you downtown sonny, you're drunk! So tryin to tell me officer? You to tell me that that machine, tell me I'm drunk man? Somethin wrong with that machine need a good fixin man That's what I think No you know what I think I you need a good lawyer Let me tell you officer, I have a My is so good, SO SO good And by the time he's witchu, you gonna be workin in Alaska So dress warm, as a matter of I suggest you go out and buy yourself a Cause it gets BITTERLY out there
You it homes You had too to drink You it homes You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to You overdid it You had too much to
Have you ever been On a Friday Wit friends gettin wasted Just feelin You continued to you know you should stop The next thing you Your is caught body gets numb So you slow up the Your gets watery And you can't feel face You make it home And the fun You try to out But here the spins So you and toss you toss and turn Your head light And your chest to burn So you lay on stomach And you tuck in chin Pail by bedside Now the breathing
Oh, oh God, just let me get through last one If you let me it If you let me make it the night God I promise I'll have another drink again I'll never drink again, as long as I
You it homes You had too much to You overdid it You had too to drink You overdid it You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to
You it Hey yo is EPMD tellin you not to drink and drive Cause nuttin cool about chillin in a coffin six feet under
Yo, is Frank B And learn from others homes!
And let peer pressure get to you Cause it costs you, or your life, or somebody else's In the run
And it's like And if you don't you can get the bozack
See-ya!