Aiyyo E man?
Yo PMD
True man, I just been lampin man So what you up to lately man?
Just been loungin man,
True true man, yo man, who's your boy over there
Oh that's my man out of town
Oh word man? Yo man? My name is P man
How you doin man? My is Frankie Anto man But my friends, they call me B
Oh word man? Nice to you man
So yo man E, what you gettin into man?
Yo P man I'm to flex downtown to this club
Word Yo man, that sounds cool man I think I'm with man, yo you wan' do that?
Let's do man
bet man
Yo, yo hold up a minute guys man You mind if I go witchu to this club man?
Ahah aiyyo man E I don't know that man time we took somebody with us man We had to him home man, he got out of control The whole yars, yaknowhatI'msayin man?
Nah man, that's not me man, I can handle my man I just go to a good time and DANCE man Drinkin is no to me, stuff tastes like fruit punch
Are you man?
Positive man, positively
Aight man, l-let's take him
We went out night
To a downtown
That was very high
And had sounds
We in
And we were dressed to
Fly women and
their very best
We took a at the bar
brand new
Frank ordered drinks, no
plain old brew
He it
Then he ordered one
And
And
And that four
He seen this fly
Suave and
skinned complexion
With long hair
But this girl was
I her body was through
But after four drinks or
She looked like Paula
You know what baby? You startin to good You startin to look good You startin to me of that superstar, Paula Abdul
The was over
It was to go
You on drivin
we said no
Nah guys, y'know? I can drive myself man That ain't gonna be no I drive better when I nice (Are you sure man?) Are you kidding me That stuff in there, stuff in there taste like fruit punch I drink that all night
So you got in car
on the road
There was a cop in the
On patrol
The light turned
And you to stop
It red
You off
And got pulled by a cop
You overdid it You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to You overdid it You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to
Ah excuse me, can I see license and registration please? I don't have my registration right NOW But if you me a chance, I can go home and get it Oh what are you a wiseguy No I don't to be a wiseguy officer The honest truth, what really is I just came a plane from Dominican Republic By the time I got to Motor Vehicle, Motor Vehicle was Oh it was Yeah it was Oh what's your son? My name is Nato, but my friends, they call me Frank B How bout you officer, whatchu yourself? Oh this a real wiseguy Who's the young in the passenger seat? You don't who that is? That's a superstar Paula Abdul, say hi Oh yeah Paula Abdul? you been drinkin son? Oh no I don't drink man, the only thing I is fruit punch OK son you wanna turn car off And leave the keys in the ignition and come me please? we goin officer? I you to come sit in the backseat And blow in this tube for me Wait a minute, I no faggot I never blow in my life, and don't plan to How you officer, you blowin anything? Just into the tube son okay man
Oh what's this 2.0? Oh dude! You might as get (?) you goin downtown sonny, you're drunk! So whatchu tryin to tell me You tryin to me that that machine, tell me I'm drunk man? Somethin wrong with that That machine a good fixin man what I think officer No you know what I think I you need a good lawyer Let me tell you officer, I have a My is so good, SO SO good And by the time he's finished witchu, you be workin in Alaska So dress warm, as a of fact I suggest you go out and buy a sheepdog Cause it BITTERLY cold out there
You overdid it You had too much to You it homes You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to You it homes You had too to drink
you ever been coolin On a Friday Wit your gettin wasted feelin nice You to drink When you you should stop The next you know Your behind is body gets numb So you slow up the Your mouth watery And you can't your face You make it home And the fun You try to out But comes the spins So you turn and Then you toss and Your gets light And your chest starts to So you lay on your And you in your chin by your bedside Now the begins
Oh, oh God, just let me get this last one If you let me it If you let me it through the night God I promise I'll never have another again I'll never drink again, as as I live
You it homes You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to You overdid it You had too to drink You overdid it You had too to drink
You it Hey yo this is EPMD tellin you not to and drive ain't nuttin cool about chillin in a coffin six feet under
Yo, is Frank B And learn from mistakes homes!
And don't let pressure get to you Cause it costs you, or your life, or else's life In the run
And like that And if you don't you can get the bozack
See-ya!