Aiyyo whassup E
Yo PMD
True true man, I just lampin man So what you been up to man?
been loungin man, knowhatI'msayin?
True true man, yo man, who's boy over there man?
Oh that's my man out of town
Oh word man? Yo whassup man? My is P man
How you doin man? My name is Frankie man But my friends, call me Frank B
Oh word man? Nice to you man
So yo man E, you gettin into tonight man?
Yo P man I'm bout to flex downtown to this
Word man? Yo man, that sounds man I I'm with that man, yo you wan' do that?
Let's do man
bet man
Yo, yo hold up wait a guys man You mind if I go witchu to this club man?
aiyyo man E I don't know about that man Last time we took with us man We had to carry him man, he got out of control The nine yars, yaknowhatI'msayin man?
Nah man, not me man, I can handle my liquor man I just go to have a time and DANCE man Drinkin is no to me, stuff tastes like fruit punch
Are you man?
Positive man, positively
Aight man, l-let's take him
We went out night
To a club
That was very high
And had sounds
We in
And we were to impress
Fly and girlies
Lookin their very
We took a at the bar
Feelin new
Frank ordered drinks, no
plain old brew
He it
he ordered one more
And
And
And that four
He this fly girlie
Suave and
Light complexion
With black hair
But girl was ug-ly
I her body was through
But after four drinks or
She looked Paula Abdul
You know what baby? You to look good You startin to look good You to remind me of that superstar, Paula Abdul
The party was
It was to go
You insisted on
When we no
Nah guys, y'know? I can drive myself man ain't gonna be no problem I drive better when I feel (Are you sure man?) Are you kidding me That stuff in there, that stuff in there like fruit punch I could drink that all
So you got in car
Swervin on the
was a cop in the bushes
On radar
The turned green
And you to stop
It red
You off
And got over by a cop
You it homes You had too much to You overdid it You had too to drink You overdid it You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to
Ah excuse me, can I see your license and please? I don't have my license right NOW But if you give me a chance, I can go and get it Oh are you a wiseguy son? No I mean to be a wiseguy officer The honest truth, what happened is I just came from a plane Dominican Republic By the I got to Motor Vehicle, Motor Vehicle was closed Oh it was it was closed Oh what's name son? My is Frankie Nato, but my friends, they call me Frank B How bout you officer, call yourself? Oh this guy's a wiseguy Who's the young lady in the passenger You don't who that is? That's a superstar Abdul, say hi Paula Oh that's Paula Abdul? you been drinkin son? Oh no I don't drink man, the only thing I drink is punch OK son you wanna your car off And leave the keys in the and come with me please? Where we officer? I want you to come sit in the And blow in this for me please a minute, I ain't no faggot I never anything in my life, and don't plan to How you officer, you blowin anything? Just into the tube son okay man
Oh what's man? 2.0? Oh dude! You as well get (?) Cause you goin downtown sonny, drunk! So whatchu to tell me officer? You tryin to tell me that machine, tell me I'm drunk man? Somethin wrong with machine machine need a good fixin man That's what I officer No you know what I think I think you need a lawyer Let me tell you officer, I a lawyer My lawyer is so good, SO SO And by the time he's finished witchu, you be workin in Alaska So dress warm, as a matter of I suggest you go out and buy a sheepdog Cause it BITTERLY cold out there
You overdid it You had too much to You overdid it You had too to drink You overdid it You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to
Have you ever been On a night Wit friends gettin wasted feelin nice You to drink you know you should stop The next you know behind is caught Your gets numb So you slow up the Your mouth gets And you feel your face You finally it home And the fun You try to out But comes the spins So you turn and Then you toss and Your head gets And your starts to burn So you lay on your And you tuck in your Pail by bedside Now the breathing
Oh, oh God, let me get through this last one If you let me it If you let me make it through the God I promise I'll never have another drink I'll never drink again, as long as I
You overdid it You had too much to You it homes You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to You overdid it You had too much to
You it Hey yo this is EPMD tellin you not to and drive Cause ain't nuttin cool about chillin in a six feet under
Yo, is Frank B And learn from mistakes homes!
And don't let peer get to you Cause it costs you, or your life, or somebody else's In the run
And it's that And if you don't you can get the bozack
See-ya!