Aiyyo E man?
Yo PMD
true man, I just been lampin man So what you been up to lately
been loungin man, knowhatI'msayin?
True true man, yo man, who's your boy over there
Oh that's my man from out of
Oh man? Yo whassup man? My name is P man
How you doin My name is Frankie Anto man But my friends, call me Frank B
Oh word Nice to meet you man
So yo man E, what you gettin tonight man?
Yo P man I'm bout to flex to this club
man? Yo man, that sounds cool man I I'm with that man, yo you wan' do that?
Let's do man
bet man
Yo, yo up wait a minute guys man You mind if I go witchu to this club man?
Ahah man E I don't know about that man Last we took somebody with us man We had to carry him home man, he got out of The nine yars, yaknowhatI'msayin man?
Nah man, that's not me man, I can my liquor man I just go to have a good time and man Drinkin is no problem to me, stuff tastes fruit punch
Are you man?
Positive man, positive
man, l-let's take him then
We went out night
To a downtown
was very high class
And had sounds
We in
And we were dressed to
Fly women and
their very best
We took a at the bar
brand new
Frank ordered drinks, no
Just plain old
He it
he ordered one more
And
And
And made four
He seen fly girlie
and deboinaire
Light complexion
With long hair
But this was ug-ly
I mean her was through
But after drinks or more
She like Paula Abdul
You know what baby? You startin to good You startin to REAL good You startin to remind me of superstar, Paula Abdul
The party was
It was to go
You insisted on
we said no
Nah guys, y'know? I can myself home man That ain't be no problem I drive when I feel nice (Are you sure man?) Are you me man? That stuff in there, that stuff in there taste like punch I drink that all night
So you got in car
on the road
There was a cop in the
On patrol
The light green
And you decided to
It red
You off
And got pulled by a cop
You overdid it You had too much to You overdid it You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to You overdid it You had too much to
Ah excuse me, can I see your license and registration I don't my license registration right NOW But if you give me a chance, I can go and get it Oh are you a wiseguy son? No I mean to be a wiseguy officer The honest truth, what really is I just came from a plane Dominican Republic By the time I got to Vehicle, Motor Vehicle was closed Oh it was Yeah it was Oh what's your name My name is Frankie Nato, but my friends, call me Frank B How you officer, whatchu call yourself? Oh this guy's a real Who's the young lady in the seat? You don't know who is? That's a superstar Paula Abdul, say hi Oh yeah that's Paula Have you drinkin son? Oh no I don't drink man, the only thing I drink is fruit OK son you wanna your car off And leave the in the ignition and come with me please? Where we goin I want you to come sit in the And blow in tube for me please Wait a minute, I no faggot I blow anything in my life, and don't plan to How bout you officer, you blowin Just blow into the son Okay man
Oh what's this 2.0? Oh dude! You as well get (?) Cause you goin sonny, you're drunk! So whatchu to tell me officer? You tryin to tell me that machine, tell me I'm drunk man? Somethin wrong with machine machine need a good fixin man That's what I officer No you know what I son? I think you need a good Let me you officer, I have a lawyer My lawyer is so good, SO SO And by the time he's finished witchu, you gonna be in Alaska So dress warm, as a matter of I you go out and buy yourself a sheepdog Cause it gets BITTERLY cold out
You overdid it You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to You it homes You had too much to You it homes You had too to drink
Have you ever coolin On a Friday Wit your friends gettin Just feelin You continued to When you know you should The next you know Your is caught Your body numb So you up the pace Your mouth watery And you can't feel your You finally it home And the fun You try to out But here comes the So you and toss you toss and turn Your head light And your chest to burn So you lay on stomach And you in your chin by your bedside Now the begins
Oh, oh God, just let me get through this one If you let me it If you let me it through the night God I I'll never have another drink again never drink again, as long as I live
You overdid it You had too to drink You overdid it You had too to drink You it homes You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to
You it Hey yo this is EPMD tellin you not to drink and Cause ain't nuttin cool chillin in a coffin six feet under
Yo, is Frank B And learn from others homes!
And don't let peer get to you it costs you, or your life, or somebody else's life In the run
And like that And if you believe you can get the bozack
See-ya!