Aiyyo E man?
Yo PMD
true man, I just been lampin man So what you been up to lately
Just been loungin man,
true man, yo man, who's your boy over there man?
Oh that's my man out of town
Oh word man? Yo whassup man? My is P man
How you man? My name is Frankie Anto man But my friends, they call me B
Oh word man? to meet you man
So yo man E, what you gettin into man?
Yo P man I'm bout to flex downtown to club
Word man? Yo man, sounds cool man I I'm with that man, yo you wan' do that?
Let's do man
bet man
Yo, yo hold up wait a guys man You guys mind if I go witchu to club man?
Ahah aiyyo man E I don't know that man Last time we took with us man We had to carry him man, he got out of control The whole nine yars, yaknowhatI'msayin
Nah man, not me man, I can handle my liquor man I just go to have a good time and man Drinkin is no to me, stuff tastes like fruit punch
Are you man?
Positive man, positive
Aight man, take him then
We went out night
To a downtown
That was high class
And had sounds
We in
And we were to impress
Fly women and
Lookin very best
We a seat at the bar
Feelin new
ordered drinks, no liquor
Just plain old
He it
he ordered one more
And
And
And that made
He seen fly girlie
and deboinaire
Light complexion
With black hair
But this girl was
I mean her was through
But after drinks or more
She looked Paula Abdul
You know what baby? You startin to look You startin to REAL good You startin to remind me of that superstar, Abdul
The party was
It was to go
You insisted on
When we no
Nah guys, I can drive myself home man That gonna be no problem I drive better when I nice (Are you sure man?) Are you me man? That stuff in there, that in there taste like fruit punch I could that all night
So you got in car
on the road
There was a cop in the
On patrol
The light turned
And you decided to
It red
You off
And got over by a cop
You overdid it You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to You overdid it You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to
Ah excuse me, can I see your license and please? I don't have my license right NOW But if you give me a chance, I can go and get it Oh what are you a son? No I don't to be a wiseguy officer The honest truth, really happened is I came from a plane from Dominican Republic By the time I got to Motor Vehicle, Vehicle was closed Oh it was Yeah it was Oh what's name son? My is Frankie Nato, but my friends, they call me Frank B How you officer, whatchu call yourself? Oh guy's a real wiseguy Who's the lady in the passenger seat? You don't who that is? That's a superstar Abdul, say hi Paula Oh that's Paula Abdul? Have you been drinkin Oh no I don't drink man, the thing I drink is fruit punch OK son you wanna turn car off And leave the keys in the ignition and with me please? Where we officer? I want you to sit in the backseat And blow in this for me please Wait a minute, I no faggot I never blow anything in my life, and don't to How you officer, you blowin anything? Just blow the tube son Okay man
Oh what's man? 2.0? Oh dude! You might as get (?) Cause you downtown sonny, you're drunk! So whatchu to tell me officer? You to tell me that that machine, tell me I'm drunk man? wrong with that machine That machine a good fixin man That's what I officer No you know I think son? I think you need a lawyer Let me tell you officer, I a lawyer My lawyer is so good, SO SO And by the time finished witchu, you gonna be workin in Alaska So warm, as a matter of fact I suggest you go out and buy a sheepdog Cause it BITTERLY cold out there
You overdid it You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to You it homes You had too to drink You it homes You had too to drink
Have you been coolin On a Friday Wit friends gettin wasted Just feelin You continued to When you know you should The next you know Your behind is body gets numb So you slow up the Your mouth watery And you can't feel face You make it home And the fun You try to out But comes the spins So you and toss you toss and turn Your gets light And chest starts to burn So you lay on stomach And you tuck in your Pail by your Now the breathing
Oh, oh God, just let me get this last one If you let me it If you let me make it the night God I promise I'll never have another again I'll never drink again, as as I live
You overdid it You had too to drink You it homes You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to You it homes You had too much to
You it Hey yo this is EPMD tellin you not to drink and Cause ain't nuttin about chillin in a coffin six feet under
Yo, is Frank B And learn others mistakes homes!
And don't let peer get to you Cause it costs you, or your life, or somebody life In the run
And it's that And if you believe you can get the bozack
See-ya!