Aiyyo whassup E
Yo PMD
true man, I just been lampin man So what you been up to lately
been loungin man, knowhatI'msayin?
True true man, yo man, who's your boy there man?
Oh that's my man out of town
Oh word man? Yo man? My name is P man
How you doin man? My is Frankie Anto man But my friends, call me Frank B
Oh word Nice to meet you man
So yo man E, what you into tonight man?
Yo P man I'm to flex downtown to this club
Word man? Yo man, sounds cool man I think I'm with man, yo you wan' do that?
do this man
bet man
Yo, yo hold up a minute guys man You guys if I go witchu to this club man?
Ahah aiyyo man E I don't about that man Last time we took with us man We had to carry him man, he got out of control The whole nine yars, man?
Nah man, that's not me man, I can handle my man I just go to have a time and DANCE man Drinkin is no problem to me, stuff tastes fruit punch
Are you man?
Positive man, positive
Aight man, l-let's take him
We went out night
To a downtown
was very high class
And had boomin
We in
And we dressed to impress
Fly and girlies
Lookin their very
We took a at the bar
Feelin new
Frank drinks, no liquor
Just plain old
He it
he ordered one more
And
And
And that four
He seen this fly
and deboinaire
Light skinned
With long hair
But this was ug-ly
I her body was through
But after four or more
She looked Paula Abdul
You know what You startin to look good You startin to look good You startin to remind me of that superstar, Paula
The was over
It was to go
You on drivin
we said no
Nah guys, I can drive myself home man That ain't be no problem I better when I feel nice (Are you sure man?) Are you me man? That in there, that stuff in there taste like fruit punch I could drink all night
So you got in car
Swervin on the
was a cop in the bushes
On radar
The turned green
And you to stop
It red
You off
And got over by a cop
You it homes You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to You overdid it You had too to drink You overdid it You had too to drink
Ah excuse me, can I see your license and please? I don't have my license right NOW But if you me a chance, I can go home and get it Oh are you a wiseguy son? No I don't mean to be a wiseguy The honest truth, really happened is I just came from a from Dominican Republic By the I got to Motor Vehicle, Motor Vehicle was closed Oh it was Yeah it was Oh what's your son? My is Frankie Nato, but my friends, they call me Frank B How you officer, whatchu call yourself? Oh guy's a real wiseguy Who's the young lady in the seat? You don't know who that is? That's a Abdul, say hi Paula Oh yeah that's Abdul? you been drinkin son? Oh no I don't drink man, the only thing I drink is punch OK son you turn your car off And the keys in the ignition and come with me please? we goin officer? I want you to come sit in the And in this tube for me please Wait a minute, I ain't no I never blow in my life, and don't plan to How bout you officer, you anything? blow into the tube son Okay man
Oh what's man? 2.0? Oh dude! You as well get (?) you goin downtown sonny, you're drunk! So whatchu tryin to tell me You tryin to me that that machine, tell me I'm drunk man? Somethin with that machine That machine a good fixin man That's what I officer No you what I think son? I think you need a good Let me you officer, I have a lawyer My is so good, SO SO good And by the time he's finished witchu, you gonna be workin in So warm, as a matter of fact I suggest you go out and buy a sheepdog Cause it BITTERLY cold out there
You it homes You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to You it homes You had too much to You it homes You had too much to
Have you ever been On a Friday Wit your friends wasted feelin nice You continued to When you know you stop The thing you know Your is caught body gets numb So you up the pace Your mouth watery And you can't feel face You finally make it And the fun You try to out But comes the spins So you and toss Then you toss and Your head gets And your chest starts to So you lay on stomach And you tuck in chin Pail by bedside Now the begins
Oh, oh God, just let me get through this one If you let me it If you let me make it the night God I promise I'll never another drink again never drink again, as long as I live
You it homes You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to You it homes You had too much to You it homes You had too to drink
You it Hey yo this is EPMD you not to drink and drive Cause ain't cool about chillin in a coffin six feet under
Yo, this is B And learn from others homes!
And let peer pressure get to you Cause it costs you, or your life, or somebody life In the run
And it's like And if you believe you can get the bozack
See-ya!