Aiyyo whassup E
Yo PMD
True man, I just been lampin man So what you been up to man?
Just been man, knowhatI'msayin?
true man, yo man, who's your boy over there man?
Oh that's my man out of town
Oh word Yo whassup man? My name is P man
How you man? My name is Frankie Anto man But my friends, call me Frank B
Oh word man? to meet you man
So yo man E, what you into tonight man?
Yo P man I'm bout to flex downtown to club
Word Yo man, that sounds cool man I think I'm with that man, yo you do that?
do this man
bet man
Yo, yo hold up wait a guys man You guys mind if I go witchu to club man?
Ahah man E I don't know about that man Last time we somebody with us man We had to carry him man, he got out of control The whole nine yars, man?
Nah man, not me man, I can handle my liquor man I just go to a good time and DANCE man Drinkin is no problem to me, stuff tastes like punch
Are you sure
man, positively positive
Aight man, l-let's him then
We out that night
To a club
That was very class
And had boomin
We in
And we were to impress
Fly and girlies
Lookin very best
We a seat at the bar
Feelin new
Frank drinks, no liquor
Just plain old
He it
he ordered one more
And
And
And that four
He this fly girlie
Suave and
Light complexion
long black hair
But girl was ug-ly
I mean her was through
But after four or more
She looked like Abdul
You know what You startin to look good You startin to look good You startin to remind me of superstar, Paula Abdul
The party was
It was to go
You insisted on
When we no
Nah guys, I can drive myself home man That gonna be no problem I drive better when I nice (Are you sure man?) Are you me man? That stuff in there, that in there taste like fruit punch I could drink all night
So you got in car
Swervin on the
There was a cop in the
On patrol
The turned green
And you to stop
It red
You off
And got pulled by a cop
You overdid it You had too much to You overdid it You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to You overdid it You had too much to
Ah excuse me, can I see license and registration please? I don't have my registration right NOW But if you me a chance, I can go home and get it Oh what are you a wiseguy No I mean to be a wiseguy officer The honest truth, really happened is I just came a plane from Dominican Republic By the time I got to Motor Vehicle, Motor Vehicle was Oh it was it was closed Oh what's your name My name is Nato, but my friends, they call me Frank B How you officer, whatchu call yourself? Oh this guy's a wiseguy Who's the lady in the passenger seat? You don't know who is? That's a superstar Abdul, say hi Paula Oh yeah that's Paula Have you been son? Oh no I drink man, the only thing I drink is fruit punch OK son you wanna your car off And leave the in the ignition and come with me please? we goin officer? I want you to sit in the backseat And blow in this tube for me a minute, I ain't no faggot I never blow anything in my life, and plan to How bout you officer, you anything? blow into the tube son Okay man
Oh this man? 2.0? Oh dude! You might as get (?) Cause you downtown sonny, you're drunk! So whatchu tryin to me officer? You tryin to tell me that that machine, tell me I'm man? Somethin with that machine That machine need a fixin man That's I think officer No you know I think son? I you need a good lawyer Let me tell you officer, I a lawyer My is so good, SO SO good And by the time he's finished witchu, you be workin in Alaska So dress warm, as a of fact I suggest you go out and buy yourself a it gets BITTERLY cold out there
You it homes You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to You overdid it You had too much to You overdid it You had too to drink
you ever been coolin On a night Wit your friends gettin feelin nice You to drink When you know you stop The next thing you Your is caught Your body numb So you up the pace mouth gets watery And you can't your face You make it home And the fun You try to out But here comes the So you turn and you toss and turn Your head light And your chest starts to So you lay on stomach And you tuck in your Pail by your Now the begins
Oh, oh God, let me get through this last one If you let me it If you let me it through the night God I promise I'll have another drink again I'll never drink again, as as I live
You it homes You had too to drink You overdid it You had too to drink You overdid it You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to
You it Hey yo this is EPMD tellin you not to drink and Cause nuttin cool about chillin in a coffin six feet under
Yo, this is B And from others mistakes homes!
And let peer pressure get to you it costs you, or your life, or somebody else's life In the run
And like that And if you believe you can get the bozack
See-ya!