Aiyyo E man?
Yo PMD
true man, I just been lampin man So you been up to lately man?
Just been loungin man,
true man, yo man, who's your boy over there man?
Oh my man from out of town
Oh man? Yo whassup man? My name is P man
How you doin My name is Frankie Anto man But my friends, call me Frank B
Oh man? Nice to meet you man
So yo man E, what you gettin into tonight
Yo P man I'm bout to flex to this club
Word Yo man, that sounds cool man I think I'm with that man, yo you wan' do
Let's do man
bet man
Yo, yo hold up wait a minute man You guys if I go witchu to this club man?
Ahah aiyyo man E I know about that man Last time we somebody with us man We had to carry him home man, he got out of The whole yars, yaknowhatI'msayin man?
Nah man, that's not me man, I can handle my man I just go to have a good time and man Drinkin is no problem to me, stuff like fruit punch
Are you sure
Positive man, positively
man, l-let's take him then
We out that night
To a downtown
That was very high
And had boomin
We in
And we were dressed to
Fly and girlies
their very best
We took a at the bar
brand new
Frank ordered drinks, no
plain old brew
He it
Then he ordered one
And
And
And that made
He seen this fly
Suave and
Light skinned
With long black
But girl was ug-ly
I mean her was through
But after four drinks or
She like Paula Abdul
You know baby? You startin to look good You startin to look REAL You to remind me of that superstar, Paula Abdul
The was over
It was to go
You insisted on
When we no
Nah guys, y'know? I can drive myself man ain't gonna be no problem I better when I feel nice (Are you sure man?) Are you kidding me That stuff in there, stuff in there taste like fruit punch I drink that all night
So you got in car
on the road
There was a cop in the
On patrol
The light green
And you decided to
It red
You off
And got over by a cop
You overdid it You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to You it homes You had too to drink You it homes You had too to drink
Ah excuse me, can I see your license and please? I have my license registration right NOW But if you give me a chance, I can go and get it Oh are you a wiseguy son? No I mean to be a wiseguy officer The truth, what really happened is I just came from a from Dominican Republic By the time I got to Motor Vehicle, Vehicle was closed Oh it was it was closed Oh what's your name My name is Nato, but my friends, they call me Frank B How bout you officer, whatchu call Oh this guy's a wiseguy Who's the young in the passenger seat? You don't know who that is? a superstar Abdul, say hi Paula Oh yeah that's Paula you been drinkin son? Oh no I don't drink man, the thing I drink is fruit punch OK son you turn your car off And leave the keys in the and come with me please? we goin officer? I want you to sit in the backseat And blow in this for me please a minute, I ain't no faggot I never anything in my life, and don't plan to How bout you officer, you blowin Just into the tube son Okay man
Oh what's this 2.0? Oh dude! You as well get (?) Cause you downtown sonny, you're drunk! So tryin to tell me officer? You to tell me that that machine, tell me I'm drunk man? Somethin wrong that machine That machine need a good man That's I think officer No you know what I think I you need a good lawyer Let me tell you officer, I have a My is so good, SO SO good And by the time finished witchu, you gonna be workin in Alaska So warm, as a matter of fact I suggest you go out and buy a sheepdog Cause it gets cold out there
You overdid it You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to You overdid it You had too much to You overdid it You had too much to
Have you ever been On a night Wit your friends gettin Just nice You continued to When you you should stop The next you know Your behind is Your gets numb So you up the pace Your gets watery And you feel your face You finally it home And the fun You try to out But here the spins So you and toss you toss and turn Your gets light And chest starts to burn So you lay on stomach And you in your chin by your bedside Now the begins
Oh, oh God, just let me get this last one If you let me it If you let me it through the night God I promise I'll never have another again never drink again, as long as I live
You it homes You had too much to You overdid it You had too much to You overdid it You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to
You it Hey yo this is EPMD tellin you not to drink and Cause ain't nuttin cool about chillin in a six feet under
Yo, this is B And learn from others homes!
And don't let pressure get to you it costs you, or your life, or somebody else's life In the run
And like that And if you don't believe you can get the
See-ya!