Aiyyo whassup E
Yo PMD
True true man, I been lampin man So what you up to lately man?
Just been man, knowhatI'msayin?
True true man, yo man, who's your boy over man?
Oh my man from out of town
Oh man? Yo whassup man? My name is P man
How you doin man? My is Frankie Anto man But my friends, they call me B
Oh man? Nice to meet you man
So yo man E, what you into tonight man?
Yo P man I'm bout to flex to this club
man? Yo man, that sounds cool man I think I'm with that man, yo you wan' do
do this man
bet man
Yo, yo hold up a minute guys man You guys mind if I go to this club man?
Ahah aiyyo man E I don't about that man time we took somebody with us man We had to carry him home man, he got out of The whole nine yars, man?
Nah man, not me man, I can handle my liquor man I just go to have a time and DANCE man Drinkin is no problem to me, stuff tastes like punch
Are you sure
man, positively positive
Aight man, take him then
We went out night
To a club
That was high class
And had sounds
We in
And we were to impress
Fly women and
Lookin their very
We a seat at the bar
Feelin new
Frank drinks, no liquor
Just plain old
He it
Then he one more
And
And
And that made
He this fly girlie
Suave and
Light skinned
long black hair
But girl was ug-ly
I her body was through
But after four or more
She looked Paula Abdul
You know what baby? You startin to good You startin to look good You to remind me of that superstar, Paula Abdul
The was over
It was to go
You on drivin
When we no
Nah guys, y'know? I can drive myself man That gonna be no problem I drive better I feel nice (Are you sure man?) Are you kidding me That stuff in there, that stuff in there like fruit punch I drink that all night
So you got in car
Swervin on the
There was a cop in the
On patrol
The light turned
And you to stop
It red
You off
And got over by a cop
You it homes You had too to drink You it homes You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to You it homes You had too much to
Ah excuse me, can I see your license and registration I don't my license registration right NOW But if you me a chance, I can go home and get it Oh what are you a wiseguy No I don't mean to be a officer The honest truth, what happened is I just came from a from Dominican Republic By the time I got to Motor Vehicle, Motor was closed Oh it was Yeah it was Oh your name son? My name is Frankie Nato, but my friends, they call me B How bout you officer, call yourself? Oh guy's a real wiseguy Who's the young lady in the passenger You know who that is? That's a superstar Abdul, say hi Paula Oh that's Paula Abdul? Have you been drinkin Oh no I don't drink man, the only I drink is fruit punch OK son you turn your car off And the keys in the ignition and come with me please? Where we officer? I you to come sit in the backseat And blow in this for me please Wait a minute, I ain't no I never blow anything in my life, and plan to How bout you officer, you anything? Just into the tube son Okay man
Oh what's this 2.0? Oh dude! You might as get (?) Cause you goin sonny, you're drunk! So tryin to tell me officer? You tryin to tell me that that machine, tell me I'm drunk Somethin with that machine That machine need a good man That's what I officer No you know what I son? I you need a good lawyer Let me tell you officer, I a lawyer My is so good, SO SO good And by the he's finished witchu, you gonna be workin in Alaska So warm, as a matter of fact I suggest you go out and buy yourself a it gets BITTERLY cold out there
You it homes You had too to drink You it homes You had too much to You overdid it You had too much to You it homes You had too much to
Have you ever been On a Friday Wit friends gettin wasted feelin nice You to drink When you know you should The thing you know Your behind is body gets numb So you up the pace Your gets watery And you can't feel face You finally it home And the fun You try to out But here the spins So you turn and Then you toss and Your gets light And chest starts to burn So you lay on stomach And you tuck in your Pail by bedside Now the begins
Oh, oh God, just let me get through this one If you let me it If you let me it through the night God I promise I'll never have drink again I'll never drink again, as long as I
You overdid it You had too much to You it homes You had too to drink You overdid it You had too much to You overdid it You had too much to
You it Hey yo this is EPMD you not to drink and drive Cause nuttin cool about chillin in a coffin six feet under
Yo, this is B And learn from mistakes homes!
And let peer pressure get to you it costs you, or your life, or somebody else's life In the run
And it's that And if you don't you can get the bozack
See-ya!