Please don't mess with me spit you out like you were Sunny D Did you really think you could be mean baby? Listen next part is key, You a lot of Nintendo, smoke Endo As far as men go, when ya gonna hit a crescendo and Super Mario and Atari out the window? Now, we have something in common-You're lactose intolerant I'm wack intolerant Stop talkin about smackin crack hoes you're in college apologies I might have left lyrical holes in mind You'll fill it later with or Hot 97 or Taco-Bell-n applyin, you wanna play? Fine Play-doh, roll you a machine until you come out in little strings I'm I really could eat like 5 Krispy Kremes Like when they're all my tracks are hot I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm all my tracks are hot Stop going on AOL chat to try to find friends, yeah likes you because you said you were tall, and Liked Dre over Ren, over Em, Rage over them, Bahamadia over Lil' Kim I had no idea you down with hip-hop since you were ten You were out ya playpen Barbie all over Ken and marveling over your carving Of Led Zeppelin in desk in ya den I'm mad skins you got bad skin get rad skins for your MP3 player kid I'm a Real Player! Hard like Slayer while you a dater with Vader I'm famous-later- I with both Ralph Nader and Roc Raida, OK? I swear I'm super you play boring Solitaire on computer combed over hair Wear a boober shirt work at Hooters in your underwear look like Mr. Hooper I care I was nice to you originally what I'm doin is gonna ruin you like Druid ruins hear the naturally Actually is a big 'ol waste of my time I would rather be home playing with my parakeets than making up this stupid I mean, I am a Pisces and I wouldn't want to make you start cryin-Yeah start cryin You get mad at Napster when even heard of you I did a on your name and came up with 1 result- It was your computer, a loser Lame, your screen name pseudo hip-hop lingo mixed up lowercase/capital letters What you think this is I got singles out already People know my name in discerning from New York to LA While you earn Colonels pay spurt on dirty curtains in a big shirt singin Hip Hop Hooray You're idle I'm an idol you're not entitled I got a Nobody your file chill child when I said I liked you I was just tired Go occupy yourself for a while you're lost whatever just frick off, vile in denial just off Why you think I get deals from record you get deals from drug dealers Unappealing insincere eat Happy Meals you spill bong water like tears filled with lost Do acid and and trip out on how your queer little beard looks so weird in the mirror man noodlin and patchouli let me teach you Ital-go Fongule When I was in high school I'd a thought you were so cool Anyway as I was saying before my screen name is much better than yours, its' you think I would tell you so you can Instant Messenger me all day? I don't think so I am very and right now I am eating lunch Go get to Ruffhouse go away, bid on Ebay for a stuffed Mickey Mouse in a mug, A sticky handcuffed pic of buff Love, one of Prince's aborted doves, a Jackson glove, A blow up Peter Max pillow of Love, a diamond rug, or somethin worth more than all stuff: A cup that Princess Superstar drank out of
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