Please don't mess with me I'll spit you out you were Sunny D Did you really think you could be mean baby? Listen this part is key, You play a lot of Nintendo, Endo As far as men go, when ya hit a crescendo and throw Super Mario and Atari out the window? Now, we have in common-You're lactose intolerant I'm wack host intolerant Stop about smackin crack hoes you're in college apologies accepted I might have left holes in your mind You'll it later with Cable or Hot 97 or Taco-Bell-n applyin, you wanna play? Fine Play-doh, roll you through a machine until you out in little strings I'm obscene I really eat like 5 Krispy Kremes Like when they're all my tracks are hot I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot-Like all my are hot Stop going on AOL chat to try to friends, yeah everyone likes you because you said you tall, slim and Liked Dre over Ren, Cage over Em, over them, Bahamadia over Lil' Kim I had no idea you been down with hip-hop you were ten You were out ya playpen rubbin Barbie all over Ken and marveling over your Of Led in your desk in ya den I'm hittin mad skins you got bad skin get rad skins for MP3 player kid I'm a Real Player! like Slayer while you a dater with Darth Vader I'm famous-later- I hang with both Nader and Roc Raida, OK? I swear I'm super you play boring Solitaire on your computer combed hair Wear a boober shirt work at Hooters in your underwear look Mr. Hooper I don't care I was nice to you originally what I'm doin is ruin you like Druid ruins hear the crowd booin Actually this is a big 'ol waste of my I rather be home playing with my parakeets than making up this stupid rhyme I mean, I am a sensitive Pisces and I wouldn't want to make you start start cryin You get mad at Napster nobody's even heard of you I did a search on your name and up with 1 result- It was your computer, a loser Lame, your screen name hip-hop sounding lingo mixed up lowercase/capital letters What you this is Bingo? I got singles out already People know my name in discerning from New York to LA While you earn Colonels jerk pay spurt on dirty curtains in a big shirt singin Hip Hop You're idle I'm an idol you're not I got a title Nobody trades your file chill child when I said I liked you I was tired Go yourself for a while you're lost whatever just frick off, vile in denial just step off Why you think I get deals from record labels you get deals from dealers Unappealing insincere won't eat Meals you spill bong water like tears filled with lost Do acid and beer and trip out on how your queer little beard so weird in the mirror man Guitar noodlin and patchouli let me teach you Ital-go When I was in high school I'd a you were so fuckin cool Anyway as I was saying before my screen is much better than yours, its' ----- What you think I would tell you so you can Instant me all day? I don't so I am very important and right now I am eating lunch Go get signed to Ruffhouse go away, bid on for a stuffed Mickey Mouse in a mug, A sticky handcuffed pic of buff Courtney Love, one of Prince's aborted doves, a glove, A blow up Peter Max pillow of Love, a diamond rug, or somethin worth more all that stuff: A cup that Princess Superstar once out of
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