Please don't mess me I'll spit you out like you were Sunny D Did you think you could be mean baby? Listen this next part is key, You play a lot of Nintendo, Endo As far as men go, when ya gonna hit a crescendo and throw Mario and Atari out the window? Now, we have something in lactose intolerant I'm wack host intolerant Stop talkin about smackin crack hoes you're in apologies accepted I might left lyrical holes in your mind You'll fill it later with Cable or Hot 97 or applyin, you wanna play? Fine Play-doh, roll you through a machine until you come out in little I'm I really could eat like 5 Krispy Kremes Like when they're all my tracks are hot I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot-Like all my are hot Stop going on AOL to try to find friends, yeah everyone likes you because you said you were tall, and Liked Dre over Ren, Cage over Em, Rage over them, Bahamadia Lil' Kim I had no idea you been down with hip-hop since you ten You out ya playpen rubbin Barbie all over Ken and marveling over your carving Of Led in your desk in ya den I'm mad skins you got bad skin get rad skins for your MP3 player kid I'm a Real Player! Hard like while you a dater with Darth Vader I'm famous-later- I with both Ralph Nader and Roc Raida, OK? I swear I'm super you play boring Solitaire on your computer over hair Wear a boober shirt work at Hooters in your underwear like Mr. Hooper I don't care I was nice to you originally what I'm doin is gonna ruin you like Druid ruins hear the booin Actually this is a big 'ol waste of my I would rather be home playing with my parakeets than up this stupid rhyme I mean, I am a Pisces and I wouldn't want to make you start cryin-Yeah start cryin You get mad at when nobody's even heard of you I did a on your name and came up with 1 result- It was your computer, you're a Lame, your screen name pseudo hip-hop lingo mixed up lowercase/capital letters What you think this is Bingo? I got singles out People know my in discerning circles from New York to LA While you Colonels jerk pay spurt on dirty curtains in a big shirt singin Hip Hop Hooray idle I'm an idol you're not entitled I got a title Nobody trades your file chill child when I said I liked you I was just Go yourself for a while you're lost whatever just frick off, vile in denial just step off Why you think I get deals from record labels you get from drug dealers Unappealing insincere won't eat Meals you spill bong water like tears filled with lost Do acid and beer and trip out on how your queer little beard looks so weird in the man Guitar and patchouli let me teach you Ital-go Fongule When I was in high school I'd a thought you were so cool Anyway as I was saying before my screen name is much than yours, its' ----- you think I would tell you so you can Instant Messenger me all day? I think so I am very important and right now I am eating lunch Go get signed to go away, bid on Ebay for a stuffed Mickey Mouse in a mug, A sticky pic of buff Courtney Love, one of Prince's aborted doves, a Jackson glove, A blow up Max pillow of Love, a diamond rug, or somethin worth more than all that stuff: A cup Princess Superstar once drank out of
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