You Don't Shock Me Anymore

I believe in magic.
Once upon a time.
When something had to be special.
Couldn't see it online.

Was that my business plan?
Well, you lost your biggest fan.
Tell me, what's the point in doing
what anybody can?

Now all the rock stars are regular people,
and being alive is becoming a bore.
'Cause nothing, absolutely nothing, is shocking anymore.

Now that reality is a TV show, I wish you liked me a little more.
'Cause nothing, absolutely nothing, is shocking anymore.

I can't believe it's over.
The glory days are gone.
I can't hear my heartbeat
with the radio on.

Now he's in love with him
and she's the M&M.
Well hey, I wish you well.
'Cause everything's for sell.

Now all the rocks stars are regular people,
and being alive is becoming a bore.
'Cause nothing, absolutely nothing ,is shocking anymore.

Now reality is a TV show I've seen a million times before.
'Cause nothing absolutely nothing is shocking anymore.

(Instrumental break)

Now all the rocks stars are regular people,
and being in love is becoming a bore.
'Cause nothing absolutely nothing is shocking anymore.

Ain't nothing at all better than a j-o-b, but tell me who you're working for.
'Cause nothing, absolutely nothing, is shocking anymore.