Fuck Me, I'm Famous

(spoken)
You know what?
I am so sick of being modest.

Song:
Hey pretty lady, looking good tonight.
I really like what you have on.
I had no idea that you even existed.
I wish that I had known.
Oh hey, you're on the town with a couple of girlfriends
And you wanna have some fun?
Oh well if you decide to get down tonight
Then don't'cha fuck just anyone.

Ah fuck me. I'm famous.
Oh Fuck me. Coz I'm famous.
Ah Fuck me. Coz I'm famous.
Oh Fuck me. Coz I'm famous.

Well, I know that I was tripping and way too thrilled
And I didn't mean to blow your mind.
But I was thinking to myself who the fuck let this
Badass bitch have to wait in the line?
Oh yeah I'm with somebody but my girl got girlfriends
Huh, let it be known. A word of advice
Don't worry about no one on the side,
I should have worried about the side you on.

Ah fuck me, (you can do it baby)
Coz I'm famous. (It's alright)
Oh Fuck me. (it should probably cost ya)
Coz I'm famous. (but that's alright)
Ah Fuck me. (you can do it baby)
Coz I'm famous. (It's alright)
Oh Fuck me. (it should probably cost ya)
Coz I'm famous. (but that's alright)

(spoken)
Huh.
You know what I was thinking to myself the other day?
I said, self, for the life of me I can't figure out
How these no name mother fuckers
Carry these badass bitches.
It's really amazing to me.
I mean like, hell, do the need paying or something,
Ain't that something I should do?
Well look here baby.
You might not make no dollars with me,
But it sure make a whole lot more sense.

(Sung)
Don't miss the love, try me baby.
Everybody ready to go.
If they don't give away your first class seat
They're moving them feet too slow.
And we gonna have such a good time.
Oh baby there's no doubt.
Well don't ya turn the tv on
Everyone's in the wild
What the fuck ya still thinking about?

Ah fuck me, (you can do it baby)
Coz I'm famous. (It's alright)
Oh Fuck me. (it should probably cost ya)
Coz I'm famous. (but that's alright)
Ah Fuck me. (you can do it baby)
Coz I'm famous. (It's alright)
Oh Fuck me. (it should probably cost ya)
Coz I'm famous. (but that's alright)

Ah. You can do it baby.
It's alright.
It should probably cost ya,
That's alright.
You can do it baby.
It's alright.
It should probably cost ya,
That's alright.