Luyện nghe bài hát You Can Have Her

[ Chris Rock ]
...All ill shit
fuckin Sir Mix-A-Lot shit
What the is this shit?
See the shit's
IT ON THE GLASS!'
'Put yo TITTIES on the
is like a pick-up line:
'How you
I was wonderin, could you put yo BIG TITTIES on the glass?'
'No, I don't wanna go to a movie, you PUT EM ON THE GLASS?!'
your titties on the glass'?!
What happened to 'How ya doin? Whatcha later? Let's catch a movie'?
No, em on the glass'
'Put em on the fuckin
What the is this shit?
The got on bikinis - he got a fur coat on
What the fuck is the like in Seattle?

[ Sir ]
All my ex's, eat one

(You can her)

[ 1 ]
I used to have this girl, let's say her was Mona
Mona, young sugar comin out of Arizona
5 ft. 6 straight with a switch
And a set of juicy-ass lips (Mmh...)
Kinky, like me
She can a straight gee
And put him for the count 1, 2, 3
Needless to say I was it
I know when I'm the only one gettin it
But - ooh, change when you don't maintain
The same game you got her with,
Flew back home, and I was
Cause as soon as I left, another brother spittin
Throwin drag wantin a family
Tryin to front because he wanna be
Tellin my girl how I'm the field
Boy, a jake for real
Now a player I like, but you I can't stand no snitch
Tryin to like he rich
Done shot your credit, you bought you a new E
320, and you be a hoe like me
Now you salted my game
my girl I'm a player, and you bought her a ring
You a lotta money just to grab her
I'ma tell you this, trick: you can have her

(You can her)

[ 2 ]
I gotta do what I do
Baby through, so I need somethin new
You keep a good mack down
I get around I got a tight thing up in Sea-Town
5'9" dimples
skin, straight fine, hella tight, no pimples
Thinkin my was concrete
But I gotta watch for them entertainers and athletes
Especially the ones who wanna down
Cause beg and drink out your shoes and get they nose brown
Just the kinda man you wanted, it, honey?
A big buff dumb-ass with hella money
to spend till his knees bend
Then the athlete's broke and his in the wind
And my girl gets mad, cause I never spend time I'm s'posed to
Plus I'm a
Shaggin up too damn quick, now she's for a sugar daddy
Just to get a '96
A big she found
You young on the bench for the Cleveland Browns
He never had nothin, thicker than a
Now he got juice, so he her
And treats her to a big wad of
Too weak, so she his ass
You can her

(You can her)

rollin by the Playboy Mansion...

[ 3 ]
I got me a, I got me a, I got me a, I got me a
Young bunny, young in La-La Land
Wanna get with the papa man
I smack her to the front, I her to the back
I smack it with the ball bat, remember that?
One happy man I be
my L.A. bunny wanna trip with me
Her is Teresa
She was freakier than me, but I I could please her
She had the braids
Chocolate sister, loved to cuff men slaves
Arrived at the house at
Seen two shades of lipstick on the wine glass
Provocative around me
Four slippers on the floor surround me
One pair's for her, the pair's for who?
Plus she only in a one bedroom
hm - it might be on
Mnage--trois, la bouche, taste la bomb
Teresa's walks in
6 ft 2 with a wig and a grin
(Oh my goodness!)

(You can her)

You done a big-ass man up in the room?
Girl, what's with you?
Honey, is gay
Yo partner, you can her
Cause I don't want of y'all
3's Company, if you what I'm sayin

Put it on the

it back