Luyện nghe bài hát You Can Have Her

[ Chris Rock ]
...All this ill
fuckin Sir Mix-A-Lot shit
What the fuck is shit?
See the video?
IT ON THE GLASS!'
'Put yo on the glass'
is like a pick-up line:
'How you
I was wonderin, you put yo BIG FUCKIN TITTIES on the glass?'
'No, I wanna go to a movie, could you PUT EM ON THE GLASS?!'
'Put your on the glass'?!
What to 'How ya doin? Whatcha doin later? Let's catch a movie'?
No, 'Put em on the
'Put em on the fuckin
What the fuck is this
The girls got on - he got a fur coat on
What the fuck is the weather in Seattle?

[ Sir ]
All my ex's, eat one

(You can her)

[ 1 ]
I used to have this girl, let's say her was Mona
Mona, fine young sugar comin out of
5 ft. 6 straight thick with a
And a set of them juicy-ass (Mmh...)
Kinky, like me
She can a straight gee
And put him down for the 1, 2, 3
Needless to say I was it
I know when I'm the only one gettin it
But - ooh, things change when you maintain
The same you got her with, mayn
back home, and I was slippin
Cause as soon as I left, another brother starts
Throwin drag wantin a family
Tryin to front because he be manly
Tellin my girl how I'm the field
Boy, you'se a jake for
Now a player I like, but you know I can't no snitch
Tryin to front like he
Done your credit, cause you bought you a new E
320, and you wanna be a hoe me
Now you salted my game
Told my girl I'm a player, and you her a ring
You paid a lotta money to grab her
I'ma tell you like this, you can have her

(You can her)

[ 2 ]
I gotta do I gotta do
Baby through, so I need somethin new
You can't a good mack down
I get around cause I got a tight up in Sea-Town
5'9" dimples
Caramel skin, fine, hella tight, no pimples
Thinkin my was concrete
But I gotta watch for them entertainers and athletes
Especially the who wanna settle down
Cause they'll beg and out your shoes and get they nose brown
the kinda man you wanted, ain't it, honey?
A big buff dumb-ass fool with money
Down to spend till his bend
Then the broke and his girl's in the wind
And my girl mad, cause I never spend time like I'm s'posed to
Plus I'm a
Shaggin up too damn quick, now she's lookin for a sugar
to get a '96 Caddy
A big truck she
You young scrub on the for the Cleveland Browns
He never had nothin, thicker than a
Now he got juice, so he her
And treats her to a big wad of
Too weak, so she his ass
You can her

(You can her)

Just rollin by the Mansion...

[ 3 ]
I got me a, I got me a, I got me a, I got me a
Young bunny, young in La-La Land
get freaky with the papa man
I smack her to the front, I her to the back
I smack it with the whiffle ball bat, that?
One happy man I be
When my L.A. bunny wanna with me
Her is Teresa
She was than me, but I figured I could please her
She had the braids
sister, loved to cuff men like slaves
Arrived at the house at
two shades of lipstick on the same wine glass
Provocative around me
Four pink slippers on the floor me
One pair's for her, the pair's for who?
Plus she lives in a one bedroom
hm - it might be on
Mnage--trois, la bouche, taste la bomb
Teresa's roommate in
6 ft 2 a wig and a stupid-ass grin
(Oh my goodness!)

(You can her)

You done brought a big-ass man up in the
Girl, what's wrong you?
Honey, is gay
Yo partner, you can her
Cause I don't none of y'all
3's Company, if you what I'm sayin

Put it on the

it back