Luyện nghe bài hát You Are Pretty When I'm Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FISHIN'
KAYJEES ON THE AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT O' POT2MUS
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET PROBABLY UNDERAGE ANDDUMB
AND EVERYBODY THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS YOUNG
LUPUS IN THE MAKING A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S UP AND WIZZIN' IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A GENIE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE WILLY WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET SILLY LIKE SOUPY
NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M TO BITTY BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE BUT I'LL END UP TENDING CATTLE

YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GONNA GET SOME
I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A SPEEDY DELIVERY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN'ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF IS WHERE I WANNABE
HEY IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE PROBABLY HOMEALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S ONLY DEEP
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUTTO TWEAK
I COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I I CAN
A MNAG A TROIS YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

I'VE HAD A FEW
FIRST AND I'D LIKE TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE HEAVY
YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO IT GUT
YOUR YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD SCARS AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA BUT I WASNT GONNA WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T GETTIN'
SO I YOU UP IN FLOUR AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS ROLLS LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I TOOK A FAT
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVEDIN YOUR PANTSAT THAT I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS THAT SIZE
FATTY FATTY BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
THAT YOU WERE NOT A YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT

YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)