Luyện nghe bài hát You Are Pretty When I'm Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ON A MISSION
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER
KAYJEES ON THE AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT SKIP O'
AND DADDY'S GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE ANDDUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE EATS HIS YOUNG
LUPUS IN THE LAVATORY A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE
M.S.G.S TANKED UP AND IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET SILLY LIKE SALES
NOW MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY BLITZED
A SIX OF AND THE JEW BREW MANISCHEWITZ
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE BUT I'LL END UP TENDING CATTLE

YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FRIED CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GET SOME BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A SPEEDY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY CHICK WAS DIGGIN'ME
BUT MAYBE I CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNABE
HEY IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? PROBABLY GOING HOMEALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, ONLY SKIN DEEP
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER'S TWEAK
I COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I I CAN
A MNAG A TROIS YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

I'VE HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE HEAVY
YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE
YOU CAN IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO CALL IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA YOUR YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD HARPOON SCARS AND BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA BUT I WASNT GONNA WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T SQUAT
SO I YOU UP IN FLOUR AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS ROLLS LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY ROD WASFISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I TOOK A FAT
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVEDIN PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THAT SIZE
FATTY FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA
YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)