Luyện nghe bài hát You Are Pretty When I'm Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER
KAYJEES ON THE AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
WE BROUGHT SKIP O' POT2MUS
AND GONNA GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE ANDDUMB
AND EVERYBODY THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS YOUNG
LUPUS IN THE MAKING A BIG STINK
UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S UP AND WIZZIN' IN A CUP
FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY WITH THE 12 ALE
AFTER THAT I GET LIKE SOUPY SALES
NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY
A SIX OF AND THE JEW BREW MANISCHEWITZ
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BITTY
I'M LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING CATTLE

YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GET SOME BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. WITH A SPEEDY DELIVERY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS I WANNABE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE PROBABLY HOMEALONE
AND IT BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S ONLY SKIN
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUTTO TWEAK
I TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN
IT'S A A TROIS YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

I'VE HAD A FEW
FIRST AND I'D LIKE TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE BRANDNEW
YOUR A MIX AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I TO CALL IT GUT
BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD HARPOON SCARS AND YOUR WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I GONNA WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T SQUAT
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET
I WAS BUTTERING LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WASFISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA I TOOK A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW JABBERJAWS LIVEDIN YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THAT SIZE
FATTY FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA
THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN

YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)