Luyện nghe bài hát You Are Pretty When I'm Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A
TO FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER FISHIN'
KAYJEES ON THE AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT SKIP O'
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET PROBABLY UNDERAGE ANDDUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS
IN THE LAVATORY MAKING A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE
M.S.G.S UP AND WIZZIN' IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A GENIE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE WILLY WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
THAT I GET SILLY LIKE SOUPY SALES
NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW
MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BITTY BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE BUT I'LL END UP TENDING CATTLE

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GONNA GET BOOTY
I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A SPEEDY DELIVERY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN'ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS I WANNABE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S ONLY SKIN
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY ABOUTTO TWEAK
I TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN
A MNAG A TROIS YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

I'VE HAD A FEW
FIRST AND I'D LIKE TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF WE'LL CALL YOU THE BRANDNEW HEAVY
A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA YOUR YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD SCARS AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA BUT I WASNT GONNA WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T SQUAT
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR AND IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS LIKE A SOUP CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WASFISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS THAT
FATTY FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA
THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)