Luyện nghe bài hát You Are Pretty When I'm Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A
TO FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER FISHIN'
KAYJEES ON THE AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT SKIP O'
AND DADDY'S GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE ANDDUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE EATS HIS YOUNG
LUPUS IN THE LAVATORY MAKING A BIG
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE
M.S.G.S TANKED UP AND IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO COME AND IT UP
I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET SILLY SOUPY SALES
NOW MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW
WITH MY GLASSES I'M READY TO BITTY BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FRIED CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GONNA GET BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A DELIVERY
YOU'D I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN'ME
BUT MAYBE I CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNABE
HEY IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? PROBABLY GOING HOMEALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S ONLY SKIN
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUTTO TWEAK
I COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I I CAN
IT'S A A TROIS YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

I'VE HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE BRANDNEW HEAVY
A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I TO CALL IT GUT
BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD SCARS AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA BUT I WASNT GONNA WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T GETTIN'
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS ROLLS LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME MY LITTLE ROD WASFISHIN'
I WAS SEA FISHING I TOOK A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW JABBERJAWS LIVEDIN YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS THAT SIZE
FATTY FATTY BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
THAT YOU WERE NOT A YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)