Luyện nghe bài hát You Are Pretty When I'm Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FLOUNDER FISHIN'
KAYJEES ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS
UNTIL WE SKIP O' POT2MUS
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET SOME UNDERAGE ANDDUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE EATS HIS YOUNG
LUPUS IN THE MAKING A BIG STINK
UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S UP AND WIZZIN' IN A CUP
FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET SILLY SOUPY SALES
NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY
A SIX OF AND THE JEW BREW MANISCHEWITZ
WITH MY GLASSES I'M READY TO BITTY BATTLE
I'M LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING CATTLE

CAUSE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED
MR. POP ALI IS GONNA GET SOME BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A SPEEDY
YOU'D I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN'ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF IS WHERE I WANNABE
HEY IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE GOING HOMEALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S ONLY SKIN
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUTTO
I TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN
IT'S A MNAG A YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

REGRETS HAD A FEW
FIRST AND I'D LIKE TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION CALL YOU THE BRANDNEW HEAVY
YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND LEVY
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN'
YOU HAD HARPOON SCARS AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE
I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I WASNT WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I GETTIN' SQUAT
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR AND IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME MY LITTLE ROD WASFISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO THAT JABBERJAWS LIVEDIN YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS THAT
FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
THAT YOU NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT

YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)