Luyện nghe bài hát You Are Pretty When I'm Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FLOUNDER FISHIN'
ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT SKIP O'
AND GONNA GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE ANDDUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THE DADDY EATS HIS YOUNG
LUPUS IN THE LAVATORY A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE
M.S.G.S UP AND WIZZIN' IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A GENIE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE WILLY WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET LIKE SOUPY SALES
NOW IT'S AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW
WITH MY BEER-TINTED I'M READY TO BITTY BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING CATTLE

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FRIED CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GONNA GET SOME
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A SPEEDY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS WAS DIGGIN'ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS I WANNABE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, ONLY SKIN DEEP
IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUTTO TWEAK
I COULD TAP BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN
IT'S A MNAG A TROIS YOU AND ME AND

CAUSE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

REGRETS HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE BRANDNEW HEAVY
YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO CALL IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN'
YOU HAD HARPOON AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I WASNT GONNA
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T GETTIN'
SO I YOU UP IN FLOUR AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME MY LITTLE ROD WASFISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVEDIN YOUR PANTSAT THAT I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS THAT
FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
THAT YOU NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)