Luyện nghe bài hát You Are Pretty When I'm Drunk

ONE ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FLOUNDER FISHIN'
KAYJEES ON THE AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
WE BROUGHT SKIP O' POT2MUS
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET SOME PROBABLY ANDDUMB
AND EVERYBODY THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS YOUNG
IN THE LAVATORY MAKING A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET AND POOPING IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S UP AND WIZZIN' IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET SILLY LIKE SALES
NOW IT'S AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M TO BITTY BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP CATTLE

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GET SOME BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE A SPEEDY DELIVERY
YOU'D I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN'ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNABE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE GOING HOMEALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S SKIN DEEP
IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUTTO TWEAK
I COULD TAP BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN
IT'S A A TROIS YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

I'VE HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE BRANDNEW HEAVY
YOUR A MIX AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I TO CALL IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD HARPOON SCARS AND YOUR WERE HAIRY
I SMELT MELT BUT I WASNT GONNA WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T SQUAT
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR AND IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS LIKE A KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WASFISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I TOOK A FAT
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVEDIN YOUR PANTSAT THAT I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY PURDUE LIKES THIGHS THAT SIZE
FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
THAT YOU NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)