Luyện nghe bài hát You Are Pretty When I'm Drunk

ONE ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER
ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE SKIP O' POT2MUS
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE
AND EVERYBODY THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS YOUNG
LUPUS IN THE MAKING A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET AND POOPING IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S TANKED UP AND IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET SILLY SOUPY SALES
NOW MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW MANISCHEWITZ
WITH MY GLASSES I'M READY TO BITTY BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING CATTLE

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GONNA GET BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A DELIVERY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS WAS DIGGIN'ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I
HEY IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE GOING HOMEALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, ONLY SKIN DEEP
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUTTO TWEAK
I COULD TAP BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN
IT'S A MNAG A TROIS YOU AND ME AND

CAUSE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

I'VE HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE TO YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE HEAVY
YOUR A MIX AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO CALL IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA YOUR YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD SCARS AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I WASNT WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T SQUAT
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR AND IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WASFISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW JABBERJAWS LIVEDIN YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THAT SIZE
FATTY FATTY BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)