Luyện nghe bài hát You Are Pretty When I'm Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION
TO SLURP FREE AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER FISHIN'
KAYJEES ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT O' POT2MUS
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET PROBABLY UNDERAGE ANDDUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE EATS HIS YOUNG
LUPUS IN THE MAKING A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S UP AND WIZZIN' IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO COME AND IT UP
I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET SILLY SOUPY SALES
NOW MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BITTY
I'M HUNGRY THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING CATTLE

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FRIED CUTIE
MR. POP ALI IS GONNA GET SOME BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A DELIVERY
THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN'ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNABE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A
AW! WHAT DO YOU YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING HOMEALONE
AND IT BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S SKIN DEEP
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUTTO TWEAK
I COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I I CAN
IT'S A A TROIS YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

I'VE HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE TO YOU
FOR THE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE BRANDNEW HEAVY
YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I TO CALL IT GUT
BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD HARPOON AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA BUT I WASNT GONNA WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T SQUAT
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN
THEN IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY ROD WASFISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA I TOOK A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVEDIN YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS THAT SIZE
FATTY FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA
THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)