Luyện nghe bài hát You Are Pretty When I'm Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FLOUNDER FISHIN'
ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT O' POT2MUS
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET SOME UNDERAGE ANDDUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE DADDY HIS YOUNG
IN THE LAVATORY MAKING A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE SEAT AND POOPING IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S TANKED UP AND IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET LIKE SOUPY SALES
NOW MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW MANISCHEWITZ
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP CATTLE

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FUNKY CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GET SOME BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE A SPEEDY DELIVERY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN'ME
BUT MAYBE I CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNABE
HEY IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE PROBABLY HOMEALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S ONLY SKIN
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY ABOUTTO TWEAK
I COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I I CAN
IT'S A A TROIS YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

I'VE HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE BRANDNEW
YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO IT GUT
BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD HARPOON AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I WASNT WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T SQUAT
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR AND IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WASFISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVEDIN YOUR PANTSAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS THAT
FATTY FATTY BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)