Luyện nghe bài hát You Are Pretty When I'm Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FISHIN'
ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE SKIP O' POT2MUS
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET SOME PROBABLY ANDDUMB
AND KNOWS THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS YOUNG
LUPUS IN THE LAVATORY A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE
M.S.G.S UP AND WIZZIN' IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO COME AND IT UP
I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET SILLY LIKE SOUPY
NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY
A SIX OF AND THE JEW BREW MANISCHEWITZ
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BITTY
I'M LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING CATTLE

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED CUTIE
MR. POP ALI IS GONNA GET SOME BOOTY
I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A SPEEDY DELIVERY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS WAS DIGGIN'ME
BUT MAYBE I CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNABE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING HOMEALONE
AND IT BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S SKIN DEEP
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER'S TWEAK
I COULD TAP BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN
IT'S A MNAG A YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

REGRETS HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE TO YOU
FOR THE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE BRANDNEW HEAVY
YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE
YOU CAN IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO CALL IT GUT
BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD HARPOON AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I WASNT GONNA
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T SQUAT
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR AND IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WASFISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I TOOK A FAT
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE THIGHS THAT SIZE
FATTY FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA
THAT YOU NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)