Luyện nghe bài hát You Are Pretty When I'm Drunk

ONE ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION
TO SLURP FREE AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER FISHIN'
KAYJEES ON THE AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT O' POT2MUS
AND GONNA GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE ANDDUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS
LUPUS IN THE LAVATORY MAKING A BIG
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S TANKED UP AND IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER I GET SILLY LIKE SOUPY SALES
NOW MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M TO BITTY BATTLE
I'M LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING CATTLE

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GET SOME BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A SPEEDY
THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN'ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I
HEY LUPUS IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE GOING HOMEALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S SKIN DEEP
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER'S TWEAK
I TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN
IT'S A MNAG A YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

I'VE HAD A FEW
FIRST AND I'D LIKE TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE BRANDNEW HEAVY
YOUR A MIX AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN'
YOU HAD HARPOON AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I WASNT WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T SQUAT
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN
IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WASFISHIN'
I WAS SEA FISHING I TOOK A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVEDIN YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS THAT SIZE
FATTY FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA
THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)