Luyện nghe bài hát You Are Pretty When I'm Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION
TO SLURP BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER FISHIN'
KAYJEES ON THE AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT SKIP O'
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET PROBABLY UNDERAGE ANDDUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE DADDY HIS YOUNG
IN THE LAVATORY MAKING A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET AND POOPING IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S UP AND WIZZIN' IN A CUP
FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER I GET SILLY LIKE SOUPY SALES
NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW MANISCHEWITZ
WITH MY BEER-TINTED I'M READY TO BITTY BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GONNA GET BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE A SPEEDY DELIVERY
THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN'ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF IS WHERE I WANNABE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? PROBABLY GOING HOMEALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S ONLY SKIN
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER'S TWEAK
I COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I I CAN
IT'S A MNAG A TROIS YOU AND ME AND

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

REGRETS HAD A FEW
FIRST AND I'D LIKE TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE BRANDNEW
A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I TO CALL IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD SCARS AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I GONNA WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I GETTIN' SQUAT
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET
I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN
IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WASFISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I TOOK A FAT
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY FRANK LIKES THIGHS THAT SIZE
FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)