Luyện nghe bài hát You Are Pretty When I'm Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ON A MISSION
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER
ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT O' POT2MUS
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET SOME PROBABLY ANDDUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE EATS HIS YOUNG
IN THE LAVATORY MAKING A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S TANKED UP AND IN A CUP
FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET LIKE SOUPY SALES
NOW MIDNIGHT AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M TO BITTY BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING

CAUSE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GONNA GET BOOTY
I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A SPEEDY DELIVERY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY CHICK WAS DIGGIN'ME
BUT MAYBE I CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNABE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE GOING HOMEALONE
AND IT BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, ONLY SKIN DEEP
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY ABOUTTO TWEAK
I COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I I CAN
IT'S A A TROIS YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)

REGRETS HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL YOU THE BRANDNEW HEAVY
YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I TO CALL IT GUT
YOUR YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD HARPOON SCARS AND BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I WASNT GONNA
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I GETTIN' SQUAT
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS LIKE A SOUP CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I TOOK A FAT
BUT HOW WAS I TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVEDIN YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS THAT SIZE
FATTY FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I LAMENT
THAT YOU NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(AND I'M PRETTY DRUNK)