Luyện nghe bài hát You Are Pretty When I'm Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FLOUNDER FISHIN'
KAYJEES ON THE AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
WE BROUGHT SKIP O' POT2MUS
AND DADDY'S GONNA GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE
AND EVERYBODY THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS YOUNG
LUPUS IN THE MAKING A BIG STINK
UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S UP AND WIZZIN' IN A CUP
FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET LIKE SOUPY SALES
NOW IT'S AND I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW MANISCHEWITZ
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BATTLE
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP TENDING

CAUSE YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GONNA GET BOOTY
CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A SPEEDY
THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN'ME
BUT MAYBE I CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNABE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE GOING HOMEALONE
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S SKIN DEEP
IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER'S ABOUTTO TWEAK
I TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN
IT'S A A TROIS YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)

REGRETS HAD A FEW
FIRST AND I'D LIKE TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE BRANDNEW
YOUR A MIX AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO IT GUT
BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD SCARS AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA BUT I WASNT GONNA WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T SQUAT
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN
THEN IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME MY LITTLE ROD WASFISHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I TOOK A FAT
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVEDIN YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS THAT
FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU AN EXPERIMENT

YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK)
YOU'RE PRETTY I'M DRUNK
(YOU'RE WHEN I'M DRUNK)
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(AND I'M FUCKIN' DRUNK)