I met him in a swamp down in it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A,
I saw the little runt sitting on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he "yoda" Y-O-D-A, Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I've been around, but I ain't never A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and Oh, my Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't How he can lift me in the air just by his hand Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda
Well, I left home a week before And I've ever been a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of He said, "Go to Yoda and show you the Force"
Well I'm not the that would argue with Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all again With my Yoda
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So I the Force I up a box I some rocks I stood on my head Well, I forget what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay away from the side And if you start to go astray, let the be your guide" Oh, my Yoda
"I know Vader's really got you annoyed But remember, if you kill him, you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I heard my friends really got in a So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I But I know that I'll be coming some day I'll be playing this 'till I'm old and grey
The long-term contract that I had to Says be making these movies till the end of time With my Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
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