I met him in a swamp down in Where it all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A,
I saw the little runt sitting on a log I asked him his name and in a voice he said "yoda" Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Well, I've around, but I ain't never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's and green Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't How he can lift me in the air just by his hand Oh, my Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I home just a week before And I've ever been a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of He said, "Go to and he'll show you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind that argue with Ben So it like I'm gonna start all over again With my Yoda
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So I the Force I up a box I lifted rocks While I stood on my Well, I won't forget Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker And if you to go astray, let the Force be your guide" Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
"I Darth Vader's really got you annoyed But remember, if you kill him, you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I heard my friends really got in a So I'm gonna have to Yoda, I guess But I know that I'll be coming some day I'll be this part 'till I'm old and grey
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