I met him in a swamp down in Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated S-O-D-A,
I saw the little runt there on a log I asked him his and in a raspy voice he said "yoda" Y-O-D-A, Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, been around, but I ain't never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but wrinkled and green Oh, my Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I left just a week before And never ever been a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind that argue with Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all over With my Yoda
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So I the Force I up a box I some rocks While I on my head Well, I forget what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay away the darker side And if you to go astray, let the Force be your guide" Oh, my Yoda
"I know Darth Vader's really got you But remember, if you kill him, then be unemployed" Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I my friends really got in a mess So I'm gonna to leave Yoda, I guess But I know that be coming back some day I'll be playing part 'till I'm old and grey
The long-term contract I had to sign Says I'll be these movies till the end of time With my Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda
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