I met him in a swamp down in Where it all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A,
I saw the little runt there on a log I asked him his and in a raspy voice he said "yoda" Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Well, I've around, but I ain't never seen A guy who looks a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't How he can lift me in the air by raising his hand Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda
Well, I left home a week before And I've never ever a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind that would with Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all again With my Yoda
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So I the Force I up a box I lifted some I stood on my head Well, I won't forget what Yoda
He said, "Luke, stay away from the side And if you start to go astray, let the Force be guide" Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
"I Darth Vader's really got you annoyed But remember, if you him, then you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yoda
Well, I heard my friends got in a mess So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I But I know that be coming back some day I'll be playing part 'till I'm old and grey
The long-term that I had to sign Says be making these movies till the end of time With my Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
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