I met him in a swamp in Dagoba Where it bubbles all the like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A,
I saw the little runt sitting on a log I asked him his name and in a voice he said "yoda" Y-O-D-A, Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I've been around, but I never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's and green Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I'm not dumb, but I understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I left home just a before And I've ever been a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of He said, "Go to Yoda and show you the Force"
I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben So it looks like I'm start all over again my Yoda Yoda
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So I the Force I up a box I some rocks I stood on my head Well, I won't forget what Yoda
He said, "Luke, stay away the darker side And if you start to go astray, let the Force be guide" Oh, my Yoda
"I Darth Vader's really got you annoyed But remember, if you him, then you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I heard my friends really got in a So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I But I know that be coming back some day I'll be playing part 'till I'm old and grey
The long-term contract I had to sign Says I'll be making these movies till the end of my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo
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