I met him in a swamp in Dagoba Where it bubbles all the time like a carbonated soda S-O-D-A,
I saw the little runt there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he "yoda" Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Well, been around, but I ain't never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's and green Oh, my Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't How he can me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda
Well, I home just a week before And I've never ever been a before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind that would argue Ben So it looks like I'm gonna all over again my Yoda Yoda
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So I the Force I up a box I lifted some I stood on my head Well, I won't forget Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay away the darker side And if you to go astray, let the Force be your guide" Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
"I Darth Vader's really got you annoyed But remember, if you kill him, you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I heard my friends got in a mess So I'm have to leave Yoda, I guess But I know that I'll be back some day I'll be this part 'till I'm old and grey
The contract that I had to sign Says I'll be making these movies till the end of With my Yo-yo-yo-yo yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
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