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Well, I've been around, but I ain't never A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's and green Oh, my Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I understand How he can me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I left just a week before And I've never ever a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of He said, "Go to Yoda and show you the Force"
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He said, "Luke, away from the darker side And if you start to go astray, let the Force be guide" Oh, my Yoda
"I know Darth Vader's got you annoyed But remember, if you kill him, then be unemployed" Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I heard my friends got in a mess So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I But I know that I'll be back some day I'll be this part 'till I'm old and grey
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