I met him in a swamp in Dagoba Where it bubbles all the like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A,
I saw the little runt there on a log I asked him his and in a raspy voice he said "yoda" Y-O-D-A, Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I've been around, but I never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and Oh, my Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I understand How he can lift me in the air by raising his hand Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I left just a week before And I've never been a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind that argue with Ben So it looks I'm gonna start all over again With my Yoda
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So I the Force I up a box I lifted rocks While I stood on my Well, I won't what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker And if you to go astray, let the Force be your guide" Oh, my Yoda
"I know Darth Vader's really got you But remember, if you him, then you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I heard my friends got in a mess So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I But I know I'll be coming back some day I'll be this part 'till I'm old and grey
The long-term that I had to sign Says I'll be making these movies till the end of my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda
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