I met him in a down in Dagoba Where it bubbles all the time a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A,
I saw the little runt there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he "yoda" Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Well, I've around, but I ain't never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and Oh, my Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I understand How he can me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I left home just a week And I've ever been a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of He said, "Go to Yoda and show you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind would argue with Ben So it looks like I'm gonna all over again With my Yoda
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So I the Force I up a box I lifted some I stood on my head Well, I won't forget Yoda said
He said, "Luke, away from the darker side And if you to go astray, let the Force be your guide" Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
"I Darth Vader's really got you annoyed But remember, if you kill him, then be unemployed" Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I my friends really got in a mess So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I But I know that I'll be back some day I'll be this part 'till I'm old and grey
The contract that I had to sign Says I'll be making these movies the end of time With my Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda
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