I met him in a swamp down in Where it all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A,
I saw the little runt sitting on a log I asked him his name and in a voice he said "yoda" Y-O-D-A, Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I've been around, but I ain't seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I'm not dumb, but I understand How he can me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I left just a week before And I've never ever been a Jedi But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind would argue with Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all again With my Yoda
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So I used the I up a box I some rocks I stood on my head Well, I won't what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, away from the darker side And if you start to go astray, let the be your guide" Oh, my Yoda
"I know Vader's really got you annoyed But remember, if you him, then you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I heard my friends got in a mess So I'm gonna have to Yoda, I guess But I know that I'll be coming some day I'll be this part 'till I'm old and grey
The contract that I had to sign Says I'll be making these movies the end of time With my Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo
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