I met him in a swamp in Dagoba Where it bubbles all the like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A,
I saw the little sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy he said "yoda" Y-O-D-A, Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I've been around, but I ain't seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's and green Oh, my Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I understand How he can me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I left home just a week And I've never been a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind that would argue Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all over my Yoda Yoda
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So I used the I up a box I lifted some I stood on my head Well, I won't what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay from the darker side And if you start to go astray, let the be your guide" Oh, my Yoda
"I know Vader's really got you annoyed But remember, if you kill him, you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yoda
Well, I my friends really got in a mess So I'm have to leave Yoda, I guess But I know that be coming back some day I'll be playing this part I'm old and grey
The contract that I had to sign Says I'll be making these till the end of time With my Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda
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