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I saw the little sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he "yoda" Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Well, I've been around, but I ain't seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but wrinkled and green Oh, my Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't How he can lift me in the air just by his hand Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I left home just a before And I've never ever a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind that would argue Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all again With my Yoda
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So I the Force I up a box I lifted some While I on my head Well, I won't forget what Yoda
He said, "Luke, stay away from the side And if you start to go astray, let the be your guide" Oh, my Yoda
"I know Darth really got you annoyed But remember, if you him, then you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I heard my friends got in a mess So I'm gonna to leave Yoda, I guess But I know that be coming back some day I'll be playing this part I'm old and grey
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