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I saw the runt sitting there on a log I asked him his and in a raspy voice he said "yoda" Y-O-D-A, Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I've been around, but I ain't never A guy who looks like a muppet, but wrinkled and green Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
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Well, I left home just a before And I've never ever a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll you the Force"
Well I'm not the that would argue with Ben So it like I'm gonna start all over again With my Yoda
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So I used the I up a box I lifted rocks While I on my head Well, I forget what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay away from the side And if you to go astray, let the Force be your guide" Oh, my Yoda
"I Darth Vader's really got you annoyed But remember, if you him, then you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I heard my friends got in a mess So I'm gonna to leave Yoda, I guess But I know I'll be coming back some day be playing this part 'till I'm old and grey
The long-term contract I had to sign Says be making these movies till the end of time With my Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo
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