1 Is she dope, yep, ass in effect, she walks into the room and all the guys come down strep, they can step, their hands go up with sweat, but she be down with me fetts vette (jets jets), shes a hard drinka, a licka, a packing mama got me posed like a thinker, she gold like the Aztecs or is it the she call the and the shot be cunnilingus she heaven sent on the x-box playing wish she would clean my pipes like she wa draino, wish she hotter than a plate of jalapenos, i feel like the kid, that to eat his play dough, you shouldnt it should be bad for your health, take one look at her and you be for help or up the police say put me in a cell, i cant resist this dish im under emilys spell if you couldnt tell i love every iota, yoda should told me she was off to south dakota one more yacht bird flew the coop I guess old gordy screwed the pooch
(Chorus) only thing i love more than herb is the bird but my luck's kinda fucked its a wonder that I flirt but I do and i will 'cause im still just a nerd ever been left behind, let me ya say w3rd 2 Shes a go dressed in a sweater we watched hawk down together her heather, there's no better, didn't want her to go, but I had to let her remember hot weather, there I first met her, ellen was we should so get together, miss going on dates, girls getting dolled up Outside the yacht club, cant belive she up scholios chick, one tit always bitin her lip, walkin with a limp talkin shit, always beggin to kiss 'cause you can't the lips of an MC Chris we only had a month to hump it was she was the first one that over a tooth brush she missed home, horses in the life was so kentucky was pulling her arm just one that got away keep up to date by her LJ on my she bought me chucks not only it blow it totally sucks
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3 Her was lb, she was an actress I up her spaces like madlibs way average she was just a sad kid so i couldnt help but give the girl my she in texas like to get messed up like to tease the boys so she always got up like to get in fights with the truckers at the stop she was top notch and her bod was the part fan of mine droppin' me a line sounded kinda cute couldnt but reply in her pool squintin at the sky cell phone rings MC high so were talking everyday, flirtin up a a road trip i say w3rd is born and my mind's set on porn, and i im gonna score I get down on all fours start scrubbin all the then i get all that an accident is imminent, have a chance to relax and get intimate at my drive, I sigh, get all shy so we all get all high walk little 5 do a shot buy some pot, take a seat on the shes cute and shes nice and shes hot and shes and she makes the first 'cause i'm set on defeat then I tongue lap her flaps she snaps and she screams and she leaves, and im kinda relieved no ODs VDs hearts on my sleeve not a stalker just a talker ass tight as a weave once a newbie now a groupie double clicking on me
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