1 Is she dope, yep, ass in effect, she walks into the and all the guys come down with strep, they can step, their hands go up with sweat, but she be with me since fetts vette (jets jets), shes a hard drinka, a licka, a pistol mama got me posed like a thinker, she gold like the or is it the incas she call the and the shot be cunnilingus she heaven sent on the x-box halo wish that she would my pipes like she wa draino, wish she hotter than a plate of jalapenos, i feel like the kid, that to eat his play dough, you 'cause it should be bad for your health, take one look at her and you be screamin for or call up the say put me in a cell, i cant resist this dish im under emilys spell if you couldnt tell i every iota, yoda should have told me she was off to south dakota one more yacht bird flew the coop I guess old gordy done screwed the
(Chorus) only thing i love more than herb is the bird but my luck's kinda fucked its a wonder that I flirt but I do and i will 'cause im still just a nerd ever left behind, let me hear ya say w3rd 2 Shes a go dressed in a sweater we watched black hawk down her name's heather, there's no better, didn't her to go, but I had to let her remember hot weather, there I first met her, ellen was we should so get together, miss going on dates, girls getting dolled up Outside the yacht club, cant belive she up scholios chick, one tit always her lip, always walkin with a limp always talkin shit, always beggin to 'cause you can't resist the of an MC Chris we had a month to hump it was rough she was the first one that brought over a tooth she missed home, horses in the life was sucking so kentucky was her arm just one that got away keep up to by checkin her LJ on my birthday she bought me not only does it blow it sucks
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3 Her name was lb, she was an I filled up her spaces like way above average she was a sad kid so i couldnt help but give the my address she live in texas like to get up to tease the boys so she always got dressed up like to get in with the truckers at the rest stop she was top notch and her bod was the best fan of mine summertime me a line sounded kinda cute couldnt but reply in her pool squintin at the sky cell rings MC says high so were talking everyday, up a storm plans a trip i say w3rd is born and my mind's set on porn, and i think im score I get down on all fours start scrubbin all the i get all nervous that an accident is imminent, never have a chance to relax and get at my drive, I sigh, get all shy so we all get all high walk down 5 do a shot buy some pot, take a on the street cute and shes nice and shes hot and shes sweet and she makes the move 'cause i'm set on defeat then I tongue lap her till she snaps and she screams and she just leaves, and im kinda no ODs VDs hearts on my sleeve not a stalker just a talker ass tight as a once a newbie now a groupie double clicking on me -what?
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