1 Is she dope, yep, ass in effect, she walks the room and all the guys come down with strep, thinkin they can step, hands go up with sweat, but she be down with me since fetts (jets jets), a hard drinka, a lollypop licka, a pistol packing mama got me posed a thinker, she gold the Aztecs or is it the incas she call the shot and the be cunnilingus she heaven sent on the x-box halo wish that she would clean my pipes she wa draino, she wasnt hotter than a plate of jalapenos, i feel like the kid, that wants to eat his dough, you shouldnt 'cause it should be bad for health, take one at her and you be screamin for help or call up the say put me in a cell, i cant resist this dish im under emilys spell if you couldnt already i love iota, yoda should have told me she was off to south dakota one yacht bird flew the coop I guess old gordy done screwed the pooch
(Chorus) only i love more than herb is the bird but my luck's kinda fucked its a wonder that I flirt but I do and i will 'cause im still just a nerd ever been left behind, let me hear ya say w3rd 2 Shes a go getter in a sweater we black hawk down together her name's heather, there's no better, didn't her to go, but I had to let her hot weather, there I first met her, ellen was saying we should so get together, miss going on dates, girls getting dolled up Outside the yacht club, cant she showed up scholios chick, one tit bitin her lip, always walkin with a limp always talkin shit, always beggin to 'cause you can't resist the lips of an MC we only had a month to it was rough she was the first one that over a tooth brush she home, horses in the barn life was sucking so kentucky was her arm one bird that got away keep up to by checkin her LJ on my she bought me chucks not does it blow it totally sucks
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3 Her was lb, she was an actress I filled up her like madlibs way above she was just a sad kid so i couldnt help but give the my address she live in texas like to get up to tease the boys so she always got dressed up like to get in with the truckers at the rest stop she was top and her bod was the best part fan of mine summertime droppin' me a kinda cute couldnt help but reply chillin in her squintin at the sky cell rings MC says high so were talking everyday, up a storm plans a trip i say w3rd is born and my mind's set on porn, and i think im score I get down on all fours scrubbin all the floors then i get all that an accident is imminent, have a chance to relax and get intimate at my drive, I sigh, get all shy so we all get all walk down little 5 do a shot buy some pot, take a on the street shes cute and shes nice and shes hot and shes and she the first move 'cause i'm set on defeat I tongue lap her flaps till she snaps and she screams and she just leaves, and im kinda relieved no ODs VDs hearts on my not a stalker just a ass tight as a weave once a newbie now a groupie double clicking on me -what?
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