1 Is she dope, yep, ass in effect, she walks into the room and all the guys come down strep, thinkin they can step, their go up with sweat, but she be down me since fetts vette (jets jets), shes a drinka, a lollypop licka, a packing mama got me posed like a thinker, she gold the Aztecs or is it the incas she the shot and the shot be cunnilingus she heaven on the x-box playing halo wish she would clean my pipes like she wa draino, she wasnt hotter than a plate of jalapenos, i feel like the kid, that to eat his play dough, you shouldnt it should be bad for your health, one look at her and you be screamin for help or up the police say put me in a cell, i cant resist this dish im under emilys spell if you couldnt tell i every iota, yoda should have told me she was off to south dakota one more bird flew the coop I guess old gordy done screwed the pooch
(Chorus) only thing i love more than herb is the bird but my luck's kinda fucked its a wonder I flirt but I do and i will 'cause im still just a nerd ever been left behind, let me hear ya say w3rd 2 Shes a go getter in a sweater we watched hawk down together her heather, there's no better, didn't want her to go, but I had to let her remember hot weather, there I first met her, ellen was saying we should so get together, miss going on dates, girls getting up the yacht club, cant belive she showed up scholios chick, one tit always bitin her lip, walkin with a limp always talkin shit, always to kiss you can't resist the lips of an MC Chris we only had a month to it was rough she was the first one that brought over a tooth she home, horses in the barn was sucking so kentucky was pulling her arm just one bird that got keep up to by checkin her LJ on my she bought me chucks not only does it blow it sucks
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3 Her name was lb, she was an I filled up her spaces like way above average she was a sad kid so i help but give the girl my address she live in texas to get messed up like to the boys so she always got dressed up like to get in fights with the truckers at the stop she was top notch and her bod was the part fan of mine summertime me a line sounded kinda cute help but reply in her pool squintin at the sky cell phone rings MC says so were everyday, flirtin up a storm plans a trip i say w3rd is born and my set on porn, and i think im gonna score I get down on all fours scrubbin all the floors i get all nervous that an accident is imminent, never have a chance to relax and get at my drive, I sigh, get all shy so we all get all high walk down 5 do a shot buy some pot, a seat on the street shes cute and nice and shes hot and shes sweet and she the first move 'cause i'm set on defeat I tongue lap her flaps till she snaps and she screams and she just leaves, and im kinda relieved no ODs VDs hearts on my not a stalker a talker ass tight as a weave once a newbie now a groupie double clicking on me -what?
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