1 Is she dope, yep, ass in effect, she into the room and all the guys come down with strep, thinkin can step, their hands go up with sweat, but she be down me since fetts vette (jets jets), shes a hard drinka, a licka, a packing mama got me posed like a thinker, she gold the Aztecs or is it the incas she call the shot and the shot be she heaven sent on the x-box halo wish that she clean my pipes like she wa draino, wish she wasnt hotter a plate of jalapenos, i feel the kid, that wants to eat his play dough, you shouldnt 'cause it should be bad for health, take one look at her and you be screamin for or up the police say put me in a cell, i cant resist dish im under emilys spell if you couldnt already tell i love every iota, yoda should have me she was off to south dakota one more yacht bird the coop I guess old gordy done screwed the pooch
(Chorus) only thing i love more than herb is the but my luck's kinda fucked its a wonder that I flirt but I do and i will 'cause im still just a nerd ever been left behind, let me hear ya say w3rd 2 Shes a go dressed in a sweater we black hawk down together her name's heather, there's no better, want her to go, but I had to let her remember hot weather, there I first met her, was saying we should so get together, miss going on dates, girls getting dolled up Outside the yacht club, cant she showed up scholios chick, one tit bitin her lip, always walkin with a limp always shit, always beggin to kiss 'cause you can't resist the lips of an MC we only had a month to it was rough she was the first one that brought a tooth brush she missed home, horses in the was sucking so kentucky was pulling her arm just one bird got away keep up to date by her LJ on my birthday she bought me not only does it it totally sucks
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3 Her name was lb, she was an I filled up her spaces like way average she was just a sad kid so i couldnt help but give the girl my she live in texas like to get up like to tease the so she always got dressed up like to get in fights with the truckers at the stop she was top notch and her bod was the part fan of summertime droppin' me a line sounded kinda cute couldnt but reply chillin in her pool at the sky cell phone MC says high so were talking everyday, up a storm a road trip i say w3rd is born and my mind's set on porn, and i im gonna score I get down on all start scrubbin all the floors then i get all nervous an accident is imminent, never have a to relax and get intimate at my drive, I sigh, get all shy so we all get all high down little 5 do a shot buy pot, take a seat on the street shes cute and shes and shes hot and shes sweet and she makes the first 'cause i'm set on defeat then I lap her flaps till she snaps and she screams and she just leaves, and im kinda relieved no ODs VDs hearts on my not a stalker just a ass tight as a weave once a newbie now a groupie double clicking on me -what?
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