1 Is she dope, yep, ass in effect, she walks into the and all the guys come down with strep, thinkin they can step, their go up with sweat, but she be down with me since fetts (jets jets), shes a hard drinka, a licka, a pistol packing mama got me like a thinker, she gold like the or is it the incas she call the and the shot be cunnilingus she heaven sent on the x-box playing wish that she would clean my pipes she wa draino, wish she hotter than a plate of jalapenos, i feel the kid, that wants to eat his play dough, you shouldnt 'cause it be bad for your health, one look at her and you be screamin for help or up the police say put me in a cell, i cant resist this dish im under emilys spell if you already tell i love every iota, yoda should have told me she was off to dakota one more yacht bird flew the coop I guess old gordy done screwed the
(Chorus) thing i love more than herb is the bird but my luck's kinda fucked its a wonder that I flirt but I do and i will 'cause im still just a nerd ever been left behind, let me hear ya say w3rd 2 Shes a go dressed in a sweater we watched black hawk together her name's heather, there's no better, want her to go, but I had to let her remember hot weather, there I first met her, ellen was saying we should so get together, miss going on dates, girls getting up Outside the yacht club, belive she showed up chick, one fake tit always her lip, always walkin with a limp always talkin shit, beggin to kiss 'cause you can't resist the lips of an MC we only had a month to it was rough she was the first one that over a tooth brush she missed home, horses in the life was sucking so was pulling her arm just one that got away keep up to date by her LJ on my birthday she me chucks not only does it blow it totally
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3 Her name was lb, she was an I filled up her like madlibs way average she was just a sad kid so i help but give the girl my address she live in like to get messed up like to tease the so she always got dressed up to get in fights with the truckers at the rest stop she was top notch and her bod was the part fan of mine droppin' me a line sounded kinda cute couldnt help but chillin in her squintin at the sky cell rings MC says high so were everyday, flirtin up a storm a road trip i say w3rd is born and my mind's set on porn, and i think im gonna I get down on all fours scrubbin all the floors then i get all nervous an accident is imminent, have a chance to relax and get intimate at my drive, I sigh, get all shy so we all get all high down little 5 do a shot buy some pot, take a seat on the shes cute and shes nice and shes hot and sweet and she the first move 'cause i'm set on defeat then I tongue lap her flaps she snaps and she screams and she just leaves, and im kinda no ODs VDs hearts on my sleeve not a stalker a talker ass tight as a weave once a newbie now a groupie double clicking on me -what?
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