1 Is she dope, yep, ass in effect, she walks into the and all the guys come down with strep, thinkin can step, their hands go up with sweat, but she be down with me fetts vette (jets jets), a hard drinka, a lollypop licka, a pistol packing got me posed like a thinker, she like the Aztecs or is it the incas she call the shot and the shot be she heaven sent on the x-box halo that she would clean my pipes like she wa draino, wish she wasnt than a plate of jalapenos, i feel like the kid, wants to eat his play dough, you 'cause it should be bad for your health, take one at her and you be screamin for help or up the police say put me in a cell, i cant resist this im under emilys spell if you couldnt already tell i love every iota, yoda should told me she was off to south dakota one more yacht bird flew the coop I guess old gordy done screwed the
(Chorus) only thing i love more than herb is the bird but my luck's kinda fucked its a that I flirt but I do and i will 'cause im still just a nerd ever been left behind, let me hear ya say w3rd 2 Shes a go dressed in a sweater we black hawk down together her heather, there's no better, didn't want her to go, but I had to let her remember hot weather, I first met her, ellen was saying we should so get together, miss going on dates, girls getting dolled up Outside the yacht club, cant belive she up scholios chick, one tit always bitin her lip, always with a limp always talkin shit, always beggin to 'cause you can't the lips of an MC Chris we only had a month to hump it was she was the first one that brought over a brush she home, horses in the barn was sucking so kentucky was pulling her arm just one bird that got up to date by checkin her LJ on my she bought me chucks not only it blow it totally sucks
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3 Her name was lb, she was an I up her spaces like madlibs way average she was just a sad kid so i help but give the girl my address she live in texas to get messed up like to tease the so she always got dressed up like to get in fights the truckers at the rest stop she was top and her bod was the best part fan of mine droppin' me a line sounded kinda cute couldnt help but chillin in her pool at the sky cell phone MC says high so were talking everyday, up a storm plans a trip i say w3rd is born and my mind's set on porn, and i think im score I get down on all start scrubbin all the floors then i get all nervous an accident is imminent, never have a chance to and get intimate at my drive, I sigh, get all shy so we all get all walk down little 5 do a buy some pot, take a seat on the street shes cute and shes nice and shes hot and shes and she makes the first 'cause i'm set on defeat then I tongue lap her flaps till she snaps and she and she just leaves, and im kinda relieved no ODs VDs hearts on my not a stalker just a talker ass as a weave once a newbie now a groupie double clicking on me -what?
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