Luyện nghe bài hát Yatch Birds

1
Is she dope, yep, ass in effect,
she walks into the and all the guys come down with strep,
thinkin can step, their hands go up with sweat,
but she be down with me since fetts (jets jets),
a hard drinka, a lollypop licka,
a packing mama got me posed like a thinker,
she gold the Aztecs or is it the incas
she the shot and the shot be cunnilingus
she heaven sent on the x-box halo
wish that she would my pipes like she wa draino,
wish she wasnt than a plate of jalapenos,
i like the kid, that wants to eat his play dough,
you shouldnt 'cause it should be bad for health,
take one at her and you be screamin for help
or call up the say put me in a cell,
i cant resist this dish im under emilys if you couldnt already tell
i love every iota, yoda should have told me she was off to dakota
one yacht bird flew the coop I guess old gordy done screwed the pooch

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only thing i love more than herb is the bird but my kinda fucked its a wonder that I flirt but I do and i will 'cause im still just a nerd ever been left behind, let me hear ya say w3rd
2
Shes a go getter in a sweater
we watched black hawk down
her name's heather, there's no better, didn't her to go, but I had to let her
remember hot weather, there I first met her, ellen was we should so get together, miss going on dates, girls getting dolled up
the yacht club, cant belive she showed up
scholios chick, one tit
always bitin her lip, walkin with a limp
always shit, always beggin to kiss
'cause you can't the lips of an MC Chris
we only had a month to it was rough
she was the first one that brought over a brush
she home, horses in the barn
was sucking so kentucky was pulling her arm
just one bird that got
keep up to by checkin her LJ
on my birthday she me chucks
not only it blow it totally sucks

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3
Her name was lb, she was an
I up her spaces like madlibs
way above she was just a sad kid
so i couldnt help but the girl my address
she live in like to get messed up
like to tease the boys so she got dressed up
like to get in fights with the truckers at the stop
she was top notch and her bod was the best
fan of mine droppin' me a line
sounded kinda cute couldnt but reply
chillin in her pool at the sky
cell phone rings MC says
so talking everyday, flirtin up a storm
plans a trip i say w3rd is born
and my mind's set on porn, and i think im score
I get down on all fours start scrubbin all the
then i get all nervous that an is imminent,
never have a chance to relax and get
at my drive, I sigh, get all shy
so we all get all high down little 5
do a shot buy some pot, take a on the street
shes cute and nice and shes hot and shes sweet
and she makes the first move i'm set on defeat
then I tongue lap her flaps till she snaps and she
and she leaves, and im kinda relieved no ODs VDs hearts on my sleeve
not a stalker just a talker ass tight as a once a newbie now a groupie double clicking on me -what?

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