1 Is she dope, yep, ass in effect, she walks into the room and all the guys come with strep, thinkin can step, their hands go up with sweat, but she be with me since fetts vette (jets jets), a hard drinka, a lollypop licka, a pistol packing got me posed like a thinker, she gold the Aztecs or is it the incas she call the and the shot be cunnilingus she heaven on the x-box playing halo wish that she would clean my like she wa draino, wish she hotter than a plate of jalapenos, i like the kid, that wants to eat his play dough, you shouldnt 'cause it should be bad for health, take one at her and you be screamin for help or up the police say put me in a cell, i cant this dish im under emilys spell if you couldnt already tell i love every iota, yoda have told me she was off to south dakota one more yacht flew the coop I guess old gordy done screwed the pooch
(Chorus) only thing i love more than herb is the bird but my luck's kinda fucked its a wonder that I flirt but I do and i will 'cause im still just a nerd ever been behind, let me hear ya say w3rd 2 Shes a go dressed in a sweater we watched black hawk down her name's heather, there's no better, didn't her to go, but I had to let her remember hot weather, there I first met her, ellen was saying we should so get together, miss on dates, girls getting dolled up Outside the yacht club, belive she showed up scholios chick, one tit always her lip, always walkin with a limp always shit, always beggin to kiss you can't resist the lips of an MC Chris we only had a month to hump it was she was the first one that brought over a tooth she home, horses in the barn life was so kentucky was pulling her arm just one bird got away keep up to date by her LJ on my birthday she bought me not only does it blow it sucks
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3 Her name was lb, she was an I up her spaces like madlibs way above average she was a sad kid so i couldnt help but the girl my address she live in texas to get messed up like to tease the boys so she got dressed up like to get in fights the truckers at the rest stop she was top notch and her bod was the part fan of mine summertime me a line kinda cute couldnt help but reply chillin in her squintin at the sky cell phone MC says high so talking everyday, flirtin up a storm plans a trip i say w3rd is born and my set on porn, and i think im gonna score I get down on all start scrubbin all the floors then i get all nervous that an is imminent, never have a chance to and get intimate at my drive, I sigh, get all shy so we all get all walk down little 5 do a buy some pot, take a seat on the street shes and shes nice and shes hot and shes sweet and she makes the first move 'cause i'm set on then I tongue lap her flaps till she snaps and she and she leaves, and im kinda relieved no ODs VDs hearts on my sleeve not a stalker a talker ass tight as a weave once a newbie now a groupie double clicking on me -what?
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