1 Is she dope, yep, ass in effect, she into the room and all the guys come down with strep, thinkin they can step, hands go up with sweat, but she be down with me fetts vette (jets jets), a hard drinka, a lollypop licka, a pistol packing mama got me posed a thinker, she like the Aztecs or is it the incas she call the shot and the be cunnilingus she heaven sent on the playing halo wish she would clean my pipes like she wa draino, wish she hotter than a plate of jalapenos, i feel like the kid, that wants to eat his dough, you shouldnt it should be bad for your health, one look at her and you be screamin for help or call up the say put me in a cell, i cant resist this dish im under emilys spell if you couldnt tell i love every iota, yoda should have me she was off to south dakota one more yacht bird flew the coop I guess old gordy done the pooch
(Chorus) only thing i love more than herb is the bird but my luck's fucked its a wonder that I flirt but I do and i will 'cause im still just a nerd ever been left behind, let me hear ya say w3rd 2 Shes a go dressed in a sweater we watched hawk down together her name's heather, there's no better, want her to go, but I had to let her remember hot weather, there I first met her, ellen was saying we should so get together, going on dates, girls getting dolled up Outside the yacht club, cant belive she up chick, one fake tit always her lip, always walkin with a limp always talkin shit, beggin to kiss you can't resist the lips of an MC Chris we only had a month to hump it was she was the first one that over a tooth brush she missed home, in the barn life was sucking so kentucky was her arm just one bird that got up to date by checkin her LJ on my she bought me chucks not only does it blow it totally
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3 Her name was lb, she was an I filled up her spaces like way above average she was a sad kid so i help but give the girl my address she live in texas like to get up like to tease the boys so she always got up like to get in fights with the truckers at the rest she was top notch and her bod was the best fan of mine summertime me a line sounded kinda cute help but reply in her pool squintin at the sky cell rings MC says high so were everyday, flirtin up a storm plans a trip i say w3rd is born and my mind's set on porn, and i think im gonna I get down on all start scrubbin all the floors then i get all nervous an accident is imminent, never have a to relax and get intimate at my drive, I sigh, get all shy so we all get all high walk little 5 do a shot buy some pot, take a seat on the shes cute and shes nice and shes hot and sweet and she makes the first 'cause i'm set on defeat then I tongue lap her flaps till she snaps and she and she just leaves, and im kinda no ODs VDs hearts on my sleeve not a stalker just a talker ass as a weave once a newbie now a groupie double clicking on me -what?
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