1 Is she dope, yep, ass in effect, she walks into the room and all the guys down with strep, thinkin they can step, their go up with sweat, but she be down with me fetts vette (jets jets), a hard drinka, a lollypop licka, a pistol packing mama got me like a thinker, she like the Aztecs or is it the incas she call the shot and the shot be she heaven sent on the x-box halo wish that she would my pipes like she wa draino, wish she hotter than a plate of jalapenos, i feel the kid, that wants to eat his play dough, you 'cause it should be bad for your health, one look at her and you be screamin for help or call up the say put me in a cell, i cant this dish im under emilys spell if you couldnt already tell i love every iota, should have told me she was off to south dakota one more yacht bird the coop I guess old gordy done screwed the pooch
(Chorus) only i love more than herb is the bird but my luck's kinda fucked its a wonder that I flirt but I do and i will 'cause im still just a nerd ever been left behind, let me hear ya say w3rd 2 Shes a go dressed in a sweater we black hawk down together her name's heather, there's no better, didn't her to go, but I had to let her remember hot weather, there I first met her, ellen was saying we should so get together, going on dates, girls getting dolled up Outside the club, cant belive she showed up scholios chick, one tit bitin her lip, always walkin with a limp always talkin shit, always to kiss 'cause you can't the lips of an MC Chris we had a month to hump it was rough she was the one that brought over a tooth brush she missed home, in the barn life was so kentucky was pulling her arm one bird that got away keep up to by checkin her LJ on my birthday she me chucks not only does it blow it totally
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3 Her was lb, she was an actress I filled up her spaces like way above she was just a sad kid so i couldnt help but give the girl my she in texas like to get messed up like to tease the boys so she got dressed up like to get in with the truckers at the rest stop she was top and her bod was the best part fan of mine summertime droppin' me a sounded kinda couldnt help but reply in her pool squintin at the sky cell phone MC says high so talking everyday, flirtin up a storm plans a road i say w3rd is born and my set on porn, and i think im gonna score I get down on all fours scrubbin all the floors then i get all nervous an accident is imminent, never a chance to relax and get intimate at my drive, I sigh, get all shy so we all get all high down little 5 do a buy some pot, take a seat on the street shes cute and shes nice and shes hot and shes and she makes the first move i'm set on defeat then I tongue lap her till she snaps and she screams and she just leaves, and im kinda no ODs VDs hearts on my sleeve not a stalker just a talker ass tight as a weave once a newbie now a double clicking on me -what?
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