1 Is she dope, yep, ass in effect, she into the room and all the guys come down with strep, thinkin they can step, their hands go up sweat, but she be down me since fetts vette (jets jets), shes a drinka, a lollypop licka, a pistol packing got me posed like a thinker, she gold like the or is it the incas she call the and the shot be cunnilingus she sent on the x-box playing halo wish that she would my pipes like she wa draino, wish she wasnt than a plate of jalapenos, i like the kid, that wants to eat his play dough, you shouldnt 'cause it should be bad for health, one look at her and you be screamin for help or up the police say put me in a cell, i cant resist this dish im under spell if you couldnt already tell i love every iota, yoda should have me she was off to south dakota one more yacht bird the coop I guess old gordy done screwed the pooch
(Chorus) only thing i love more than herb is the but my luck's kinda fucked its a wonder that I flirt but I do and i will 'cause im still just a nerd ever been left behind, let me hear ya say w3rd 2 Shes a go getter dressed in a we watched black hawk down her name's heather, there's no better, want her to go, but I had to let her remember hot weather, there I first met her, ellen was saying we should so get together, miss on dates, girls getting dolled up the yacht club, cant belive she showed up scholios chick, one tit always her lip, always walkin with a limp always shit, always beggin to kiss 'cause you can't resist the of an MC Chris we had a month to hump it was rough she was the one that brought over a tooth brush she missed home, in the barn life was sucking so kentucky was her arm just one bird got away keep up to by checkin her LJ on my birthday she me chucks not only does it blow it sucks
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3 Her was lb, she was an actress I up her spaces like madlibs way above average she was a sad kid so i help but give the girl my address she live in texas to get messed up like to tease the so she always got dressed up to get in fights with the truckers at the rest stop she was top notch and her bod was the part fan of mine summertime droppin' me a sounded kinda couldnt help but reply in her pool squintin at the sky cell phone rings MC high so were talking everyday, flirtin up a plans a road trip i say is born and my mind's set on porn, and i think im score I get on all fours start scrubbin all the floors then i get all that an accident is imminent, never have a chance to and get intimate at my drive, I sigh, get all shy so we all get all high walk down 5 do a shot buy some pot, a seat on the street shes cute and nice and shes hot and shes sweet and she makes the first move 'cause i'm set on then I tongue lap her till she snaps and she screams and she just leaves, and im kinda relieved no ODs VDs hearts on my not a stalker just a talker ass tight as a weave once a newbie now a groupie clicking on me -what?
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