Luyện nghe bài hát Ya Mama

Yo man, you be, you know, you gotta be on to die, man
What's up that? Yo bro-shot, yeah, word up bro-shot
Uh, we some brothers to be, uh, like droppin' knowledge
Ay man, why don't you quit all the stuff
And do something about it? You know I'm sayin?

Oh, you talking about, some, uh, knowledge
Yeah, well you do like right now
And some wisdom for the people, what's up with Okay, I got it
(Brothers and sisters)

Ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat she can get busy
twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco with handcuffs

The sad
(What?)
Ya mama crack
(What?)
She got a burning yearning and no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the where she walk
comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a
on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an bat
Her name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got a glass eye with the in it
(Ya mama got a glass eye the fish in it)
Ya mama got a glass eye the fish in it
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama look like been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice-cream truck a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a pop

Ya mama root 'n' and stole my loot and my suit
She may the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh a pity, got the glass titty
up with Kool-Aid, just for the kiddies

On a cliff butt naked, tootin' on a
Ridin' on a horse drinkin out a boot
got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden legs real feet
(Ya mama got the wooden with real feet)
I said ya mama got the wooden with real feet
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Watch out, I'm thinkin about your to a funky beat
I to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said, "Excuse me, lady, but I seeing you at the Palladium

Way in September 'cause you was beatboxin' for Lou Rawls
In some bright red drawers"
You ya moms was pretty and young
But old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses
And I saw her ridin a drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and of an African bat
Her name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya got a peg leg with a kickstand
(Ya got a peg leg with a kickstand)
I ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Aw, ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers Wendy's
And her skates went flat, I got in her butt crack
thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap

Heaven forbid a giant fart would way
'Cause that would blow me round the in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't to pay
Because we dressed her up to just like a Chevrolet

on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin' on a horse, drinkin out a bizoot
With the wings and the of an African bat, bat
Her name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin
(Ya got an afro, with a chin strap)
Ya mama's got an afro, with a strap
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama got skin teeth
Ya mama coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like
Ya was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit
Ya mama jacked the man for a sip, nigga
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 sign on her back
(You're a sellout)
Ya mama's a nigga, ya mama

Nigga, ya mama did a pop nigga
Ya mama's glasses are so
She look into a map and see wavin' at her
mother got an Ouija board on her back

Sidney with EQ and what he be sayin'
His mother be hooked, fishin' a hook
And reel at the frozen food
mama got Playdough teeth

Ya mother be daisies like Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and
Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her
It looks like she's just gliding across the floor