Luyện nghe bài hát Ya Mama

Yo man, you gotta be, you know, you be on to die, man
What's up that? Yo bro-shot, yeah, word up bro-shot
Uh, we some brothers to be, uh, like droppin' knowledge
Ay man, why you quit talkin' all the stuff
And do something about it? You what I'm sayin?

Oh, you talking about, kick some, uh,
Yeah, well you do that like now
And some wisdom for the people, what's up with Okay, I got it
(Brothers and sisters)

Ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat she can get busy
With burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Bell with handcuffs

The sad
(What?)
Ya mama smokes
(What?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning
Her knuckles down to the ground where she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth she talk

Naked on a mountain top, on a flizoot
Ridin on a drinking whisky out a bizoot
got the wings and teeth of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all

Ya got a glass eye with the fish in it
(Ya mama got a eye with the fish in it)
Ya mama got a glass eye with the in it
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama look she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose dirt out of socks
Held up the ice-cream truck a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Corn and a soda pop

Ya mama 'n' toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the titty
Filled up Kool-Aid, just for the kiddies

On a cliff butt naked, tootin' on a
Ridin' on a drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the of an African bat
Her middle is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya got the wooden legs with real feet
(Ya mama got the legs with real feet)
I said ya mama got the legs with real feet
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Watch out, I'm thinkin about mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the
I said, "Excuse me, lady, but I seeing you at the Palladium

Way back in September 'cause you was for Lou Rawls
In bright red boxer drawers"
You said ya moms was and young
But old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses
And I saw her ridin a drinking whisky out a boot
got the wings and teeth of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all

Ya got a peg leg with a kickstand
(Ya got a peg leg with a kickstand)
I said ya mama's got a peg leg with a
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Aw, ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers Wendy's
And her went flat, I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was but I was caught by the G-strap

Heaven a giant fart would give way
'Cause that blow me round the world in a day
We drove the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
Because we dressed her up to look just a Chevrolet

Naked on a mountain top on a flizoot
Ridin' on a horse, whisky out a bizoot
the wings and the teeth of an African bat, bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all

Ya got an afro, with a chin strap
(Ya got an afro, with a chin strap)
Ya mama's got an afro, with a strap
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya got snake skin teeth
Ya mama wears coat hangers for , dude she looks like
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and
Ya mama the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga
Ya mama was walking on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout)
Ya mama's a nigga, ya mama

Nigga, ya mama did a pop tune
Ya glasses are so thick
She look a map and see people wavin' at her
mother got an Ouija board on her back

Sidney with EQ and everything he be sayin'
His mother be hooked, with a hook
And reel at the frozen section
Tre's mama got Playdough

Ya mother be eatin' daisies Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an on the Simpsons and shit
Ya mama's so fat you even see her legs
It just looks like she's just across the floor