Luyện nghe bài hát Ya Mama

Yo man, you be, you know, you gotta be on to die, man
What's up that? Yo bro-shot, yeah, word up bro-shot
Uh, we need some to be, uh, like droppin' knowledge
Ay man, why don't you talkin' all the stuff
And do something about it? You what I'm sayin?

Oh, you talking about, kick some, uh,
Yeah, you do that like right now
And some wisdom for the people, up with that? Okay, I got it
(Brothers and sisters)

Ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
Ya is so big and fat that she can get busy
With burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with

The sad
(What?)
Ya mama smokes
(What?)
She got a burning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground she walk
Spit out that bitch mouth when she talk

Naked on a top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an bat
Her name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got a glass eye the fish in it
(Ya mama got a glass eye the fish in it)
Ya got a glass eye with the fish in it
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a pop

Ya root 'n' toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the titty
Filled up Kool-Aid, just for the kiddies

On a butt naked, tootin' on a flute
Ridin' on a horse drinkin whisky out a
got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is and on top of all that

Ya mama got the legs with real feet
(Ya mama got the legs with real feet)
I said ya mama got the wooden legs real feet
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the
I said, "Excuse me, lady, but I remember seeing you at the

Way in September 'cause you was beatboxin' for Lou Rawls
In some red boxer drawers"
You said ya was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got on her tongue

Ya moms, ya moms, she Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a
She's got the wings and of an African bat
Her name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya got a peg leg with a kickstand
(Ya mama's got a peg leg a kickstand)
I ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Aw, ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from
And her skates went flat, I got stuck in her crack
They thought I was lost but I was by the G-strap

Heaven forbid a giant would give way
'Cause that would blow me the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she have to pay
Because we dressed her up to look just a Chevrolet

Naked on a mountain top on a flizoot
Ridin' on a horse, drinkin whisky out a
With the and the teeth of an African bat, bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all

Ya mama's got an afro, with a strap
(Ya mama's got an afro, a chin strap)
Ya mama's got an afro, a chin strap
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama got snake teeth
Ya mama wears coat hangers for , dude she looks like
Ya mama was making sex threats to Bell and shit
Ya mama the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout)
Ya a sellout nigga, ya mama

Nigga, ya mama did a pop tune
Ya mama's glasses are so
She look into a map and see wavin' at her
Your mother got an Ouija on her back

with EQ and everything what he be sayin'
His mother be hooked, fishin' a hook
And reel at the food section
Tre's mama got teeth

Ya mother be eatin' daisies Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the and shit
Ya so fat you can't even see her legs
It just looks like she's gliding across the floor