Luyện nghe bài hát Ya Mama

Yo man, you be, you know, you gotta be on to die, man
What's up with Yo bro-shot, yeah, word up bro-shot
Uh, we some brothers to be, uh, like droppin' knowledge
Ay man, why you quit talkin' all the stuff
And do something about it? You what I'm sayin?

Oh, you talking about, some, uh, knowledge
Yeah, well you do that right now
And some wisdom for the people, what's up with Okay, I got it
(Brothers and sisters)

Ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat she can get busy
With twenty-two burritos, but times are
I seen her in the back of Bell with handcuffs

The sad
(What?)
Ya mama crack
(What?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning
Her knuckles drag down to the ground where she
Spit comes out that bitch mouth she talk

Naked on a mountain top, on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a
She's got the wings and teeth of an bat
Her middle is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got a glass eye with the in it
(Ya mama got a glass eye with the in it)
Ya mama got a glass eye the fish in it
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of
Held up the ice-cream truck with a
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a pop

Ya root 'n' toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, not cute
not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up Kool-Aid, just for the kiddies

On a cliff butt naked, on a flute
on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the of an African bat
Her middle name is and on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden legs with feet
(Ya mama got the wooden with real feet)
I said ya mama got the wooden legs with real
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the
I said, "Excuse me, lady, but I seeing you at the Palladium

Way in September 'cause you was beatboxin' for Lou Rawls
In bright red boxer drawers"
You said ya moms was and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses
And I saw her a horsey drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all

Ya got a peg leg with a kickstand
(Ya mama's got a peg leg a kickstand)
I ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Aw, ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get burgers from Wendy's
And her skates went flat, I got stuck in her crack
They thought I was but I was caught by the G-strap

Heaven a giant fart would give way
'Cause that would blow me the world in a day
We into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
Because we dressed her up to look like a Chevrolet

on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin' on a horse, drinkin whisky out a
With the and the teeth of an African bat, bat
Her middle name is and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro, a chin strap
(Ya got an afro, with a chin strap)
Ya mama's got an afro, with a strap
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya got snake skin teeth
Ya mama wears hangers for earrings , dude she looks like
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and
Ya jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga
Ya mama was down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout)
Ya mama's a sellout nigga, ya

Nigga, ya did a pop tune nigga
Ya mama's glasses are so
She into a map and see people wavin' at her
Your mother got an Ouija on her back

with EQ and everything what he be sayin'
His be hooked, fishin' with a hook
And reel at the frozen food
mama got Playdough teeth

Ya mother be eatin' like Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and
Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her
It just looks like she's just across the floor