Luyện nghe bài hát Ya Mama

Yo man, you be, you know, you gotta be on to die, man
What's up with that? Yo bro-shot, yeah, word up
Uh, we need some brothers to be, uh, like knowledge
Ay man, why don't you quit all the stuff
And do something about it? You what I'm sayin?

Oh, you talking about, some, uh, knowledge
Yeah, well you do that like now
And some wisdom for the people, what's up with Okay, I got it
(Brothers and sisters)

Ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat she can get busy
With burritos, but times are rough
I her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs

The sad
(What?)
Ya smokes crack
(What?)
She got a burning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the where she walk
Spit comes out that mouth when she talk

Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a
Ridin on a drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an bat
Her name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got a glass eye the fish in it
(Ya mama got a eye with the fish in it)
Ya mama got a eye with the fish in it
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice-cream truck a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese and a soda pop

Ya mama root 'n' toot and stole my and my suit
She may the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-Aid, for the kiddies

On a cliff butt naked, tootin' on a
Ridin' on a drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the and the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all

Ya mama got the wooden legs real feet
(Ya mama got the wooden with real feet)
I said ya mama got the wooden legs real feet
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Watch out, I'm about your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the
I said, "Excuse me, lady, but I remember seeing you at the

Way in September 'cause you was beatboxin' for Lou Rawls
In some red boxer drawers"
You said ya was pretty and young
But she's old as and got hair on her tongue

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses
And I saw her ridin a horsey whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an bat
Her middle is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg a kickstand
(Ya mama's got a peg leg a kickstand)
I said ya got a peg leg with a kickstand
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Aw, ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get burgers from Wendy's
And her skates went flat, I got stuck in her butt
They thought I was but I was caught by the G-strap

Heaven forbid a giant would give way
'Cause that would me round the world in a day
We into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
Because we dressed her up to look just like a

on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin' on a horse, whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the of an African bat, bat
Her middle name is and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro, with a strap
(Ya mama's got an afro, with a strap)
Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama got skin teeth
Ya mama coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky and shit
Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip,
Ya mama was walking down on with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout)
Ya mama's a nigga, ya mama

Nigga, ya mama did a pop nigga
Ya mama's glasses are so
She into a map and see people wavin' at her
Your got an Ouija board on her back

with EQ and everything what he be sayin'
His mother be hooked, with a hook
And reel at the food section
mama got Playdough teeth

Ya mother be eatin' daisies Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the and shit
Ya mama's so fat you even see her legs
It just looks like she's just gliding the floor