Luyện nghe bài hát Ya Mama

Yo man, you gotta be, you know, you be on to die, man
What's up that? Yo bro-shot, yeah, word up bro-shot
Uh, we need brothers to be, uh, like droppin' knowledge
Ay man, why you quit talkin' all the stuff
And do something about it? You what I'm sayin?

Oh, you talking about, kick some, uh,
Yeah, well you do that right now
And some wisdom for the people, what's up that? Okay, I got it
(Brothers and sisters)

Ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
Ya is so big and fat that she can get busy
With burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the of Taco Bell with handcuffs

The sad
(What?)
Ya smokes crack
(What?)
She got a burning yearning and no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth she talk

on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and of an African bat
Her name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got a glass eye the fish in it
(Ya mama got a eye with the fish in it)
Ya mama got a glass eye with the in it
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama look like she's been in the with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of
up the ice-cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese and a soda pop

Ya mama root 'n' toot and my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, not cute
not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-Aid, just for the

On a cliff naked, tootin' on a flute
Ridin' on a drinkin whisky out a boot
got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden with real feet
(Ya got the wooden legs with real feet)
I said ya mama got the wooden legs real feet
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Watch out, I'm thinkin your mother to a funky beat
I went to house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said, "Excuse me, lady, but I remember you at the Palladium

Way back in September 'cause you was for Lou Rawls
In some red boxer drawers"
You said ya was pretty and young
But she's old as and got hair on her tongue

Ya moms, ya moms, she Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a
got the wings and teeth of an African bat
Her name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg a kickstand
(Ya mama's got a peg leg a kickstand)
I said ya mama's got a peg leg a kickstand
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Aw, ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some from Wendy's
And her went flat, I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the

Heaven forbid a giant fart would way
'Cause would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she have to pay
Because we dressed her up to just like a Chevrolet

Naked on a top tootin on a flizoot
on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an bat, bat
Her middle is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin
(Ya mama's got an afro, a chin strap)
Ya got an afro, with a chin strap
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama got snake teeth
Ya mama coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky and shit
Ya jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her
(You're a sellout)
Ya mama's a sellout nigga, ya

Nigga, ya mama did a pop tune
Ya glasses are so thick
She look into a map and see wavin' at her
Your mother got an Ouija on her back

Sidney with EQ and what he be sayin'
His mother be hooked, with a hook
And at the frozen food section
Tre's got Playdough teeth

Ya mother be eatin' like Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the and shit
Ya so fat you can't even see her legs
It looks like she's just gliding across the floor