Luyện nghe bài hát Ya Mama

Yo man, you gotta be, you know, you be on to die, man
What's up that? Yo bro-shot, yeah, word up bro-shot
Uh, we need some brothers to be, uh, like knowledge
Ay man, why you quit talkin' all the stuff
And do something about it? You know I'm sayin?

Oh, you talking about, kick some, uh,
Yeah, well you do that right now
And some wisdom for the people, what's up that? Okay, I got it
(Brothers and sisters)

Ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat she can get busy
With twenty-two burritos, but times are
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with

The sad
(What?)
Ya mama crack
(What?)
She got a burning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she

on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse whisky out a bizoot
She's got the and teeth of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all

Ya mama got a eye with the fish in it
(Ya mama got a eye with the fish in it)
Ya mama got a eye with the fish in it
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama look like been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking out of socks
Held up the ice-cream truck with a
She grabbed a bag of Corn and a soda pop

Ya root 'n' toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, not cute
not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-Aid, just for the

On a cliff butt naked, tootin' on a
Ridin' on a horse drinkin whisky out a
She's got the teeth and the wings of an bat
Her middle name is and on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden with real feet
(Ya mama got the wooden with real feet)
I said ya mama got the wooden legs with feet
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Watch out, I'm thinkin your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she me on the cheek
I said, "Excuse me, lady, but I remember you at the Palladium

Way in September 'cause you was beatboxin' for Lou Rawls
In some red boxer drawers"
You ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as and got hair on her tongue

Ya moms, ya moms, she Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a
She's got the wings and of an African bat
Her name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg a kickstand
(Ya mama's got a peg leg a kickstand)
I said ya mama's got a peg leg with a
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Aw, ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some from Wendy's
And her skates went flat, I got in her butt crack
thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap

Heaven forbid a giant fart give way
'Cause that would blow me round the in a day
We into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
Because we her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Naked on a mountain top tootin on a
Ridin' on a horse, drinkin out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an bat, bat
Her middle name is and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro, with a strap
(Ya got an afro, with a chin strap)
Ya mama's got an afro, a chin strap
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama got snake skin
Ya wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like
Ya mama was making sex threats to Bell and shit
Ya mama jacked the man for a sip, nigga
Ya mama was down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout)
Ya a sellout nigga, ya mama

Nigga, ya did a pop tune nigga
Ya mama's glasses are so
She look a map and see people wavin' at her
Your got an Ouija board on her back

Sidney with EQ and what he be sayin'
His mother be hooked, with a hook
And reel at the food section
Tre's got Playdough teeth

Ya mother be daisies like Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an on the Simpsons and shit
Ya so fat you can't even see her legs
It just like she's just gliding across the floor