Luyện nghe bài hát Ya Mama

Yo man, you be, you know, you gotta be on to die, man
What's up that? Yo bro-shot, yeah, word up bro-shot
Uh, we need brothers to be, uh, like droppin' knowledge
Ay man, why don't you quit talkin' all the
And do something it? You know what I'm sayin?

Oh, you talking about, kick some, uh,
Yeah, you do that like right now
And wisdom for the people, what's up with that? Okay, I got it
(Brothers and sisters)

Ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
Ya is so big and fat that she can get busy
With burritos, but times are rough
I her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs

The sad
(What?)
Ya mama crack
(What?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no back
Her knuckles drag down to the where she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth she talk

Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a
on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the and teeth of an African bat
Her middle is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya got a glass eye with the fish in it
(Ya mama got a glass eye the fish in it)
Ya mama got a glass eye the fish in it
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of
up the ice-cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese and a soda pop

Ya mama 'n' toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass
Filled up Kool-Aid, just for the kiddies

On a cliff naked, tootin' on a flute
Ridin' on a horse whisky out a boot
got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real
(Ya mama got the wooden legs with feet)
I said ya mama got the wooden legs real feet
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a beat
I went to house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said, "Excuse me, lady, but I remember seeing you at the

Way back in September 'cause you was for Lou Rawls
In bright red boxer drawers"
You said ya moms was and young
But she's old as and got hair on her tongue

Ya moms, ya moms, she Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking out a boot
got the wings and teeth of an African bat
Her middle is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg a kickstand
(Ya mama's got a peg leg a kickstand)
I said ya mama's got a peg leg with a
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Aw, ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from
And her skates flat, I got stuck in her butt crack
They I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap

Heaven forbid a giant would give way
'Cause that would blow me the world in a day
We drove into the and she didn't have to pay
Because we her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Naked on a top tootin on a flizoot
on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the of an African bat, bat
Her middle name is and on top of all that

Ya got an afro, with a chin strap
(Ya got an afro, with a chin strap)
Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama got snake teeth
Ya mama coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like
Ya mama was making sex threats to Bell and shit
Ya mama jacked the man for a sip, nigga
Ya mama was down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout)
Ya mama's a sellout nigga, ya

Nigga, ya did a pop tune nigga
Ya glasses are so thick
She into a map and see people wavin' at her
mother got an Ouija board on her back

Sidney with EQ and everything what he be
His mother be hooked, fishin' a hook
And reel at the frozen section
mama got Playdough teeth

Ya mother be daisies like Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and
Ya so fat you can't even see her legs
It just looks she's just gliding across the floor