Luyện nghe bài hát Ya Mama

Yo man, you be, you know, you gotta be on to die, man
What's up with Yo bro-shot, yeah, word up bro-shot
Uh, we need some brothers to be, uh, like knowledge
Ay man, why don't you quit all the stuff
And do about it? You know what I'm sayin?

Oh, you talking about, some, uh, knowledge
Yeah, well you do that right now
And wisdom for the people, what's up with that? Okay, I got it
(Brothers and sisters)

Ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat she can get busy
twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell handcuffs

The sad
(What?)
Ya mama crack
(What?)
She got a burning yearning and no turning back
Her drag down to the ground where she walk
Spit comes out that bitch when she talk

Naked on a mountain top, on a flizoot
on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the and teeth of an African bat
Her middle is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya got a glass eye with the fish in it
(Ya mama got a eye with the fish in it)
Ya mama got a glass eye the fish in it
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama look she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice-cream truck a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese and a soda pop

Ya root 'n' toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, not cute
She's not pretty, oh a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up Kool-Aid, just for the kiddies

On a butt naked, tootin' on a flute
on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the and the wings of an African bat
Her name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden with real feet
(Ya mama got the legs with real feet)
I said ya mama got the wooden with real feet
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Watch out, I'm thinkin your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the
I said, "Excuse me, lady, but I remember you at the Palladium

Way back in September you was beatboxin' for Lou Rawls
In bright red boxer drawers"
You said ya was pretty and young
But old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking out a boot
She's got the and teeth of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all

Ya got a peg leg with a kickstand
(Ya got a peg leg with a kickstand)
I said ya mama's got a peg leg with a
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Aw, ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
We rode up on her to get some burgers from Wendy's
And her skates went flat, I got stuck in her butt
They I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap

forbid a giant fart would give way
'Cause that would blow me the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she have to pay
Because we dressed her up to just like a Chevrolet

Naked on a mountain top on a flizoot
Ridin' on a horse, whisky out a bizoot
the wings and the teeth of an African bat, bat
Her middle is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya got an afro, with a chin strap
(Ya mama's got an afro, a chin strap)
Ya mama's got an afro, with a strap
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama got snake teeth
Ya mama wears coat hangers for , dude she looks like
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky and shit
Ya jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout)
Ya a sellout nigga, ya mama

Nigga, ya did a pop tune nigga
Ya mama's glasses are so
She look into a map and see people at her
mother got an Ouija board on her back

Sidney with EQ and everything he be sayin'
His mother be hooked, fishin' with a
And reel at the food section
mama got Playdough teeth

Ya mother be eatin' daisies Now and Laters and shit
Ya an extra on the Simpsons and shit
Ya mama's so fat you even see her legs
It just looks she's just gliding across the floor