Luyện nghe bài hát Ya Mama

Yo man, you be, you know, you gotta be on to die, man
What's up with that? Yo bro-shot, yeah, word up
Uh, we need some brothers to be, uh, droppin' knowledge
Ay man, why you quit talkin' all the stuff
And do something about it? You know I'm sayin?

Oh, you about, kick some, uh, knowledge
Yeah, well you do that like now
And some wisdom for the people, what's up with Okay, I got it
(Brothers and sisters)

Ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat she can get busy
twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell handcuffs

The sad
(What?)
Ya mama smokes
(What?)
She got a yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles down to the ground where she walk
Spit comes out that mouth when she talk

on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a
got the wings and teeth of an African bat
Her name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got a glass eye with the in it
(Ya mama got a glass eye the fish in it)
Ya mama got a glass eye the fish in it
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama look like been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of
Held up the ice-cream with a slingshot
She a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop

Ya mama root 'n' toot and stole my and my suit
She may the muscles, but no, she's not cute
not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-Aid, just for the

On a cliff naked, tootin' on a flute
Ridin' on a horse whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the wings of an bat
Her middle is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden legs real feet
(Ya got the wooden legs with real feet)
I said ya mama got the wooden legs with real
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Watch out, I'm thinkin about your to a funky beat
I went to house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said, "Excuse me, lady, but I remember seeing you at the

Way in September 'cause you was beatboxin' for Lou Rawls
In bright red boxer drawers"
You said ya moms was pretty and
But she's old as dirt and got on her tongue

Ya moms, ya moms, she Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking out a boot
got the wings and teeth of an African bat
Her name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a
(Ya mama's got a peg leg a kickstand)
I said ya mama's got a peg leg with a
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Aw, ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from
And her skates flat, I got stuck in her butt crack
They I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap

forbid a giant fart would give way
'Cause that would blow me round the in a day
We into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
Because we dressed her up to look just a Chevrolet

on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin' on a horse, whisky out a bizoot
the wings and the teeth of an African bat, bat
Her middle is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya got an afro, with a chin strap
(Ya mama's got an afro, with a strap)
Ya mama's got an afro, a chin strap
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama got snake skin
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she like
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky and shit
Ya mama the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga
Ya mama was down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout)
Ya a sellout nigga, ya mama

Nigga, ya did a pop tune nigga
Ya mama's glasses are so
She look a map and see people wavin' at her
mother got an Ouija board on her back

Sidney with EQ and what he be sayin'
His mother be hooked, fishin' with a
And reel at the frozen section
Tre's mama got Playdough

Ya mother be daisies like Now and Laters and shit
Ya an extra on the Simpsons and shit
Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her
It just looks like she's just gliding the floor