Luyện nghe bài hát Ya Mama

Yo man, you be, you know, you gotta be on to die, man
What's up that? Yo bro-shot, yeah, word up bro-shot
Uh, we need brothers to be, uh, like droppin' knowledge
Ay man, why don't you quit all the stuff
And do something about it? You know what I'm

Oh, you talking about, some, uh, knowledge
Yeah, well you do that right now
And some wisdom for the people, up with that? Okay, I got it
(Brothers and sisters)

Ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat she can get busy
With burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with

The sad
(What?)
Ya mama smokes
(What?)
She got a burning and there's no turning back
Her drag down to the ground where she walk
Spit out that bitch mouth when she talk

Naked on a top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the and teeth of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all

Ya mama got a eye with the fish in it
(Ya mama got a glass eye the fish in it)
Ya got a glass eye with the fish in it
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking out of socks
Held up the ice-cream with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Corn and a soda pop

Ya mama root 'n' toot and stole my loot and my
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass
Filled up with Kool-Aid, just for the

On a cliff naked, tootin' on a flute
Ridin' on a horse drinkin whisky out a
She's got the teeth and the of an African bat
Her name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya got the wooden legs with real feet
(Ya mama got the wooden with real feet)
I said ya mama got the wooden legs with real
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Watch out, I'm thinkin your mother to a funky beat
I to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said, "Excuse me, lady, but I remember you at the Palladium

Way back in September 'cause you was for Lou Rawls
In some bright red drawers"
You said ya moms was and young
But she's old as dirt and got on her tongue

Ya moms, ya moms, she Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking out a boot
got the wings and teeth of an African bat
Her middle is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg a kickstand
(Ya mama's got a peg leg a kickstand)
I said ya got a peg leg with a kickstand
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Aw, ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some from Wendy's
And her went flat, I got stuck in her butt crack
thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap

Heaven forbid a giant would give way
'Cause that would blow me round the in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't to pay
Because we dressed her up to look just like a

on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin' on a horse, whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an bat, bat
Her middle is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya got an afro, with a chin strap
(Ya mama's got an afro, a chin strap)
Ya mama's got an afro, a chin strap
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama got snake skin
Ya mama wears coat hangers for , dude she looks like
Ya mama was sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit
Ya mama jacked the man for a sip, nigga
Ya mama was down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout)
Ya a sellout nigga, ya mama

Nigga, ya did a pop tune nigga
Ya mama's glasses are so
She look into a map and see people at her
Your mother got an board on her back

Sidney EQ and everything what he be sayin'
His be hooked, fishin' with a hook
And reel at the frozen food
Tre's mama got teeth

Ya mother be daisies like Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and
Ya mama's so fat you can't see her legs
It just looks she's just gliding across the floor