Luyện nghe bài hát Ya Mama

Yo man, you be, you know, you gotta be on to die, man
What's up that? Yo bro-shot, yeah, word up bro-shot
Uh, we need some brothers to be, uh, like droppin'
Ay man, why don't you quit talkin' all the
And do something about it? You know what I'm

Oh, you about, kick some, uh, knowledge
Yeah, well you do that like now
And wisdom for the people, what's up with that? Okay, I got it
(Brothers and sisters)

Ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
Ya is so big and fat that she can get busy
twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell handcuffs

The sad
(What?)
Ya mama crack
(What?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning
Her knuckles drag down to the where she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth she talk

on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking out a bizoot
got the wings and teeth of an African bat
Her name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got a glass eye the fish in it
(Ya mama got a eye with the fish in it)
Ya mama got a glass eye the fish in it
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer some rocks
the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice-cream truck a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese and a soda pop

Ya mama root 'n' toot and my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the titty
Filled up with Kool-Aid, just for the

On a cliff butt naked, tootin' on a
Ridin' on a horse drinkin out a boot
got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden legs with feet
(Ya got the wooden legs with real feet)
I said ya got the wooden legs with real feet
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Watch out, I'm thinkin about mother to a funky beat
I to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said, "Excuse me, lady, but I seeing you at the Palladium

Way in September 'cause you was beatboxin' for Lou Rawls
In bright red boxer drawers"
You ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking out a boot
got the wings and teeth of an African bat
Her middle is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya got a peg leg with a kickstand
(Ya mama's got a peg leg a kickstand)
I said ya mama's got a peg leg a kickstand
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Aw, ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers Wendy's
And her skates flat, I got stuck in her butt crack
thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap

Heaven forbid a giant fart would way
that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the and she didn't have to pay
Because we dressed her up to look just like a

Naked on a top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin' on a horse, drinkin whisky out a
With the wings and the teeth of an bat, bat
Her name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin
(Ya got an afro, with a chin strap)
Ya mama's got an afro, a chin strap
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama got snake skin
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky and shit
Ya jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga
Ya was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout)
Ya mama's a nigga, ya mama

Nigga, ya mama did a pop nigga
Ya mama's glasses are so
She look into a map and see wavin' at her
Your mother got an Ouija board on her

with EQ and everything what he be sayin'
His mother be hooked, with a hook
And at the frozen food section
Tre's mama got teeth

Ya mother be eatin' daisies Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the and shit
Ya so fat you can't even see her legs
It just looks like she's just gliding the floor