Luyện nghe bài hát Ya Mama

Yo man, you be, you know, you gotta be on to die, man
What's up that? Yo bro-shot, yeah, word up bro-shot
Uh, we need some to be, uh, like droppin' knowledge
Ay man, why don't you talkin' all the stuff
And do something about it? You what I'm sayin?

Oh, you talking about, kick some, uh,
Yeah, you do that like right now
And some wisdom for the people, up with that? Okay, I got it
(Brothers and sisters)

Ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat she can get busy
With twenty-two burritos, but times are
I her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs

The sad
(What?)
Ya mama crack
(What?)
She got a yearning and there's no turning back
Her drag down to the ground where she walk
Spit comes out bitch mouth when she talk

on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a
She's got the wings and teeth of an bat
Her middle name is and on top of all that

Ya mama got a glass eye the fish in it
(Ya mama got a glass eye with the in it)
Ya mama got a glass eye with the in it
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking out of socks
up the ice-cream truck with a slingshot
She a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop

Ya root 'n' toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, not cute
She's not pretty, oh a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-Aid, just for the

On a cliff butt naked, on a flute
on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the of an African bat
Her name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real
(Ya mama got the wooden legs with feet)
I said ya mama got the wooden legs with feet
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the
I said, "Excuse me, lady, but I remember you at the Palladium

Way in September 'cause you was beatboxin' for Lou Rawls
In bright red boxer drawers"
You said ya moms was pretty and
But old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking out a boot
got the wings and teeth of an African bat
Her middle is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya got a peg leg with a kickstand
(Ya mama's got a peg leg a kickstand)
I said ya mama's got a peg leg with a
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Aw, ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some from Wendy's
And her went flat, I got stuck in her butt crack
They I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap

Heaven a giant fart would give way
'Cause that would blow me round the in a day
We drove into the and she didn't have to pay
we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Naked on a mountain top tootin on a
Ridin' on a horse, drinkin whisky out a
With the and the teeth of an African bat, bat
Her name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin
(Ya mama's got an afro, with a strap)
Ya mama's got an afro, with a strap
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama got snake skin
Ya wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like
Ya mama was sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit
Ya jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga
Ya was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout)
Ya mama's a nigga, ya mama

Nigga, ya mama did a pop tune
Ya mama's are so thick
She into a map and see people wavin' at her
Your got an Ouija board on her back

with EQ and everything what he be sayin'
His be hooked, fishin' with a hook
And reel at the frozen section
Tre's mama got Playdough

Ya mother be daisies like Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an on the Simpsons and shit
Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her
It just like she's just gliding across the floor