Luyện nghe bài hát Ya Mama

Yo man, you gotta be, you know, you be on to die, man
What's up with that? Yo bro-shot, yeah, word up
Uh, we need some to be, uh, like droppin' knowledge
Ay man, why you quit talkin' all the stuff
And do about it? You know what I'm sayin?

Oh, you talking about, kick some, uh,
Yeah, well you do that right now
And some for the people, what's up with that? Okay, I got it
(Brothers and sisters)

Ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat she can get busy
With burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Bell with handcuffs

The sad
(What?)
Ya smokes crack
(What?)
She got a burning yearning and no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the where she walk
Spit out that bitch mouth when she talk

Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a
Ridin on a drinking whisky out a bizoot
got the wings and teeth of an African bat
Her middle name is and on top of all that

Ya mama got a glass eye the fish in it
(Ya mama got a glass eye with the in it)
Ya mama got a glass eye the fish in it
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking out of socks
up the ice-cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a pop

Ya mama root 'n' toot and stole my loot and my
She may have the muscles, but no, not cute
not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up Kool-Aid, just for the kiddies

On a cliff butt naked, on a flute
Ridin' on a drinkin whisky out a boot
got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is and on top of all that

Ya mama got the legs with real feet
(Ya mama got the wooden legs with feet)
I said ya mama got the wooden legs with real
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a beat
I went to your house, and she me on the cheek
I said, "Excuse me, lady, but I seeing you at the Palladium

Way in September 'cause you was beatboxin' for Lou Rawls
In some bright red drawers"
You ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses
And I saw her ridin a horsey whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a
(Ya got a peg leg with a kickstand)
I ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Aw, ya mom is so fat
(How fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers Wendy's
And her skates went flat, I got in her butt crack
thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap

Heaven forbid a giant fart would way
that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't to pay
Because we her up to look just like a Chevrolet

on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin' on a horse, drinkin out a bizoot
With the and the teeth of an African bat, bat
Her middle is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro, a chin strap
(Ya mama's got an afro, a chin strap)
Ya got an afro, with a chin strap
(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama got snake teeth
Ya mama wears coat for earrings , dude she looks like
Ya was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit
Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip,
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout)
Ya a sellout nigga, ya mama

Nigga, ya did a pop tune nigga
Ya mama's glasses are so
She into a map and see people wavin' at her
Your mother got an Ouija board on her

with EQ and everything what he be sayin'
His mother be hooked, fishin' a hook
And reel at the food section
mama got Playdough teeth

Ya mother be eatin' like Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an on the Simpsons and shit
Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her
It just looks like just gliding across the floor